Chapter 1 The Most Dazzling Queen's Style
Dashan returned, and there was no welcome from the mecca he imagined, but there was a tendency to avoid it, because he returned at the same time as the news that 200,000 natives in the southwest had been slaughtered by him. Although it is not the first time that the massacre has been carried out in the Federation, the last time gunpowder killed more than 10,000 Japanese soldiers on the beach, but it was a Japanese people, let alone killing 10,000, even killing 1 million, and the people would applaud.
Among the 200,000 people in the southwest jungle, at least one-third of the Chinese people are in it, plus a small number of Vietnamese people, a small number of Indians and people from other small countries around it. was killed by Dashan in just one month, and these civilians who lived a good life for a few days have long forgotten that when they were struggling in the wild, they killed zombies, killed their companions, and killed their opponents.
Now that their days are better and they have more free time, they do not know the cruelty of war, but it does not prevent them from denouncing the inhumanity of the war winners. Humanitarian? It's really funny and ironic to come up with the word humanity in this chaotic time.
With a fire in his belly, Dashan came to Vincent's office depressed, but as soon as he entered the door, a terrifying aura covered his whole body. Dangerous, and extremely dangerous, he immediately found the source of this dangerous aura - the red sleeves who sat on the sofa and smiled at him.
Dashan scratched his bare head and sneered at the red sleeves, "Red ...... RED, you're there too? β
The tremendous pressure from Redsleeves even made Dashan ignore Vincent's presence, and the kid was terrified to see Redsleeves.
Red Sleeves looked at Dashan and smiled brightly at him: "This is my husband's office, I can come if I want, but Dashan...... What time is it today? β
Listening to Red Sleeves' question, Dashan shuddered in fright, shrunk his head and said, "Uh...... January 13th. β
Red Sleeves smiled even brighter when she heard this, she leaned back on the sofa, showing her S-shaped curves to the fullest, and then she raised her legs and crossed her legs on the coffee table in front of the sofa, clasped her hands on her chest, and smiled: "Then I told you, if you can't complete the task within half a month, how will I clean you up?" β
What Red Sleeves said, there are really no people in the Federation who dare not take it to heart, and her order is more effective than Cixi Lafayette's decree. Dashan listened to her more and more flattering voice, but the cold sweat on his body became more and more, and he turned his eyes to Vincent as if asking for help, only to find Vincent plucking his ears over there, putting on an expression that I didn't hear.
Helpless, he had no choice but to turn his head and desperately squeeze out a flattering expression. To be honest, a giant like Dashan, who is 2.5 meters tall and weighs nearly 150 kilograms, wants to make such a groveling smile. But Dashan doesn't care about this now, and maintaining the coercion can allow him to escape under the Red Sleeves? No, it would be ugly to die, so he bent down to lower his height as much as possible, rubbed his hands together and showed a cheap smile, and wanted to beg for mercy.
But Red Sleeves still had a charming smile, looking at the mountain, but not saying a word. Dashan was more and more vain by her in his heart, and just when he was about to kneel down and chant "Queen of Red Sleeves", the savior came.
I only heard a shout from the door: "Report to the FΓΌhrer, He Yutian has successfully completed the task, and the Northeast is now the ...... of our Federation."
The words stopped abruptly, and it was obvious that He Yutian at this time also found the red sleeves who were sitting on the sofa on the side with a smile on his face, and the mountain with a crying face standing in front of the red sleeves. However, Dashan's expression of being about to cry suddenly laughed evilly after seeing He Yutian's frightened look, and he must have said in his heart: Brother, I am going to die today, and I have a cushion.
Red Sleeves picked up an apple on the table, took a bite of it gently, and said to He Yutian, "Huh? Isn't this a little heaven? Why aren't you dead yet? Didn't you say that if you didn't return to the Northeast for half a month, you were asked to jump in the East China Sea with a stone? β
"Forehead ......" He Yutian was about to cry when Red Sleeves said this, his face was flushed, and the cold sweat on his forehead fell down like a waterfall. He knew that Red Sleeves would definitely have a hard time when he came back, so he didn't go directly to Red Sleeves when he returned to the Federation, but first came to report to Vincent, just to see if he could escape from Vincent's side. I didn't expect Red Sleeves to be here, and she happened to be caught by her.
Red Sleeves asked with a smile while nibbling on the apple, "Tell me, the mission time has been delayed for a month, and what about the results?" He Yutian, the four of you have made a mess of the Northeast, and almost everything that can be destroyed has been destroyed by you, what do you think you are? Engaged in demolition? Now there are more than 500,000 people in the Northeast who have no food, no clothing, no shelter, and nothing, will you support them? β
"Poof." Listening to Red Sleeves' words, Dashan couldn't help but sneer at He Yutian, looking at his cheeks that were red with shame, Dashan was in such a good mood. However, his good mood only lasted for two seconds, and the red sleeves over there scolded him.
I saw Red Sleeves throw the half-eaten apple into the trash, stretched out a finger as white and delicate as white jade, pointed at Dashan's nose and roared: "Laugh, you still have a smile, He Yutian has finally brought back 500,000 people, let them do coolies, and they can make up for the lost money in less than three or five years." What about you? What did you bring back from the southwest to my wife? There is not a single bird feather, and 4 people died for the old lady, are you still embarrassed to laugh? Believe it or not, the old lady will send you to the fishing island now, and let you guard there for the rest of your life? β
Dashan and He Yutian stood there honestly with their heads bowed, looking like good children who had been trained, but they were slightly relieved in their hearts. The scariest thing about Red Sleeves is not when she scolds you, but when she scolds you, it means that you are going to be done, just wait to be punished. The most terrifying time for her was when she smiled, at that time she really did everything, her charming smile was an expression of love except in front of Vincent, no one knew what it meant in front of others, but everyone knew that it was certainly not a good thing.
Finally, after scolding for a while, Red Sleeves got tired of scolding, she stopped and walked to Vincent's desk, took his teacup and took a sip of it, and said, "Okay, it's happened, and I won't say anything more." Now you have two choices, either starting tomorrow, within the next month, all the garbage cleaning work in Xijing will be done by the two of you, or you two will pay me back now as a male-prostitute in a nightclub, one of you is so burly, the other is so handsome, you will definitely be very popular. Tell me, which one do you choose? β
"Sweep up the trash." The two of them snapped and stood up straight, spoke in unison, and replied without hesitation.
Redsleeves squinted at them for a while, then suddenly smiled, "Okay, since you have made a good choice, then it depends on your performance." Now I'm going to make out with my husband, what? Want to stay and watch the live broadcast? Don't you want the old lady to get out? β
Hearing the words of the red sleeves, the two of them hurriedly turned around and ran out. Outside Vincent's office, the two brothers looked at each other sympathetically, and said at the same time: "Brother, take care." With that, the two parted ways and went to their respective camps.
Early the next morning, on the street of Xijing City.
Ye Feiruo's voice said coquettishly: "Boss, why do people come out to take out the garbage, Xijing is so big, when will this be done?" The second brigade of our national defense garrison took out the garbage on the streets, who came up with the order? "yes, yes, boss, what's going on?" The other Abilities and cyborg warriors around him chimed in.
"Don't make a fuss." Dashan heard the angry reprimand, and said in a deep voice: "This is an organizational order, in order to hone your will, and also to give the people of Xijing a clean living environment, this is extremely glorious, everyone do it quickly." β
"Okay." Dashan said this, and although everyone was dissatisfied, they had no choice but to continue to do it.
On the other side, He Yutian said loudly: "Now, we welcome new members to join, Sun Lei, the pilot of the EIV-4 plane, Yao Yan, the pilot of the EIV-5 plane, everyone applauds."
After a burst of warm applause, He Yutian smiled slightly, looked at them and said: "In the next month, in order to better cooperate with the mecha, I specially arranged a more interesting training method, that is, everyone took the mecha to the street and took out the garbage. β
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