Bai Lixi read the entire "Salt and Rice World" in one breath, and for the first time he felt that he was right to read Chinese, and he understood the half-vernacular and half-literary articles. The whole book is talking about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, and people who don't understand it are confused and think that they have taken a book of dark cuisine to cook a stir-fry and cook book, and finally there is a summary: "Yu Laobai's method is a partial door, learn from Maoshan Taoism and other others, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea are all primers, and the younger generations should learn and use them in case of encounters." ”

"Dad, this is the dark cooking book of our old Bai family, what is 'cat shit three-flavor hair soup', 'black dog shit boy urine mud ball soup'...... Now look at the winter melon pork rib soup brought by my mother, there won't be a few other ingredients that I can't see taken from this 'ancestral cuisine'......" Bai Lixi has planted the seeds of dark cuisine in his head.

"Maybe, I'll have to ask your mom." Bai's father smiled, his father was a traditional Chinese medicine doctor in ten miles and eight towns, his mother Lin was kind and gentle, and she didn't ask too much about what Bai Lixi did, except for cold and warmth and marriage.

What did the father and son say? Don't eat it quickly, Xi'er, don't you like winter melon pork rib soup the most, come on, Mom has a big bowl for you alone, and there is still one in the pot! Bai Mu Lin took out a big bowl from the kitchen and put it in front of his son, "I'm going to school again, this semester, you pay attention to see if there is a girl you like, I heard that the girl in the city is very good at dressing up, my son is handsome and chic, bring one back early to see, bring a few more parents to help you choose!" ”

"Mom, where did you go, I'm only a sophomore next semester, the focus is to study, study, study again, I can't find a good job in the future, which girl is willing to follow me." Bai Lixi is a little embarrassed, and he is more anxious to find a girlfriend as a mother than as a son.

"Sister Lin, my son is only 19, so he is young." The white father hurriedly relieved the siege.

"19 is very big, you see that there are many 19 babies in the village, Mom really hopes that you are not admitted to college, and I will be a grandmother to pick a daughter-in-law in this ten miles and eight villages." Bai Mu pretended to be angry, with a smile in her eyes, "The village where you grew up spent money Xiaoni, the first two years were quite interesting to you, this is not that you snubbed others, as soon as you graduated from high school, you found one in the city, what a pity, she looks so pretty, no worse than the girl in the city." ”

"Mom, Qian Xiaoni has the same name as her, she wants to marry a rich man, and I am short of money if I have everything. Besides, I haven't seen her much since high school, so it's okay to say that individual village flowers? Bai Li Xi smiled bitterly.

People say that childhood sweethearts are good, but how many men like freshness, he is too, Qian Xiaoni, who grew up since childhood, is also beautiful in the city, in his eyes, it has nothing to do with love, the words of the neighbors and relatives are almost meaningful, Qian Xiaoni confessed to him when he was the head of the class in high school, he refused on the grounds of study, and then the relationship between the two was estranged, and then he was admitted to college, and the last time he said hello was during the New Year. Who doesn't want to find a girlfriend, but he thinks that fate is very important, and he may have nothing at first, but it will definitely break out later.

"When you get it, you can feel it, and if you don't feel it, you don't feel it." These are the original words he said to Guan Cai, who had a hot fight with his senior sister as soon as he went to college.

"Sister Lin, let's choose our own daughter-in-law, you can't even drink the soup anymore." The white father took a piece of pork ribs and blew it to the white mother's mouth.

"Okay, okay, you two just breathe out of one nostril, I kind of understand." The white mother stopped with interest.

"By the way, Dad, is there a good deal about the evil in Chen's town?" Changing the topic is Bai Lixi's master, almost every family in the surrounding ten miles and eight villages has brothers and sisters, but he is an only child, if he has a sister or sister, his mother will not just worry about him.

The daughter of the Niu family in Chenjia Town, the next town, has been crazy from time to time recently, and the doctor in the town asked them to go to the big hospital for examination. It's helpless to say, Bai's father is a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, but the villagers have always thought that he is a ghost hunter like Bai Lixi's grandfather, and if he encounters something dirty, he will let him "see a doctor".

"How can there be so many evil things, I asked a friend in the city to help me remotely, and he introduced a doctor who studies psychiatry and diagnosed it amicably, it is 'schizophrenia', it is estimated that this Niu family's daughter has received great stimulation when she encounters something unfortunate, and she has a crazy personality." Father Bai said it right.

"Dad, why don't you go to the city to be a doctor, it's a pity that you have this talent." Bai Lixi has always felt that his father was subservient in a small place.

"When you get out of the city and pay me to open a private hospital, I'll be the director, okay?" White Father Hehe directly general.

"Dad, I just said that I want to look good, I want to be talented, I have everything, but I don't have money, open a private hospital, you always wait, my son will catch a few ghosts and sell them." Bai Lixi also said.

"Flim Flam." This time, Bai Mu took a piece of pork ribs and sent it to Bai Lixi's mouth, "Eat quickly." ”

After dinner, Bai Lixi leaned over and asked Father Bai mysteriously: "Dad, do you think that when I was a child, I saw ghosts or something, is it also mentally ill?!" ”

"Huh?! You tell me? Father Bai didn't expect his son to ask this, so he was stunned for a second and asked rhetorically.

"Possibly." Bai Lixi looks serious.

"You stinky boy, you say you're mentally ill, I don't have anything to say as a father, call 120 by myself, I'll take a nap, and I'll go to the clinic later." Bai's father shuddered, and Bai Lixi, who was in pain, yelled and ran away.

When I returned to the room, I saw that there were several missed calls and a few QQ videos of Guan Cai, turned on the air conditioner and leaned on the chair and put on a super comfortable posture, Bai Lixi sent a video: "Brother Cai, what's wrong?" I don't let people sleep at noon! ”

"Wow, Brother Xi, you finally answered the phone, wow!" Guan Cai connected the video but said it was a phone call, and he looked very comedic when he cried.

"What's wrong? Well, hit the ghost? Bai Lixi sighed in his heart, this pure yang person is destined to love tossing.

"It's worse than hitting a ghost! Wow, woo woo~" Guan Cai smoked a tissue and continued to cry after blowing his nose loudly.

"Eh~ out of love?" Men, just those few things will make people heartbroken, one of which is being dumped, and the other thing is that there is no money in your pocket.

"God operator, you are really a god, this is all guessed by you, Master Bai, wow woo woo~"

"Oh, don't cry, the little daughter-in-law of the old man, if you are seen and think that I am attacking you." Bai Li Xi turned on the music.

"What? Who is the little daughter-in-law? Look at my muscles, this abdominal muscles, you are the receiving, I am the attack. Guan Cai blew his nose again, showing off himself with a swaying look.

"Okay, don't show 'chicken' in front of me, I'm not good at this bite." Knowing that the other party was hit and had to show off his handsome appearance, how could he let it succeed? "Anything else? Gone, I'm going to take a nap. ”

Bai Lixi and Guan Cai are both one meter and eight meters tall, but Guan Cai is better and burly, Bai Lixi is thin, and the two are also green and beautiful scenery in the Chinese department with many girls. Guan Cai was very active after arriving at the university, participated in various campus activities, and was fascinated by a lovely senior sister in the foreign language department in less than a month after enrolling, and then the conversation was in full swing, and now I don't know what the reason is for the sudden fall in love.

Bai Lixi was too lazy to take care of other people's "family affairs", and he couldn't take care of it, but he took the initiative to blow himself up: "You have no conscience, and you don't care why your brother fell out of love, wow woo woo~" said and began to cry again, I didn't pretend before, but this time I really pretended.

"Cry again, cry your sister~" Bai Lixi's tone softened again after yelling, after all, he was a bedroom brother, this really had to be done, "Say, what's the reason?" ”

After asking, pick up the water cup, and the air conditioner is comfortable and enjoyable.

"She~ She thinks I'm too energetic, and she says she can't handle it...... Wow woo ~ " Guan Cai said weakly and pitifully.

This sentence made Bai Lixi laugh so much that he squirted out.

"Ahahahaha, energetic? Ahahahaha~ How energetic are you?! Ahahahaha~ What's wrong with you? Ahahahaha~ I've seen praising myself, I've never seen such a boast of myself~ Ahahahaha~"

"Hey, what are you kid thinking? Don't think I don't know what you're thinking! …… Listen to me, here's the thing, I asked her to come to our house to play, you also know that she lives by the sea, but she said that she would be tanned and couldn't come, and then I wanted her to come, she just didn't come, and then ......" Seeing Bai Lixi couldn't stop laughing, Guan Cai was a little embarrassed, "Hmph, I won't tell you, you have no conscience!" Then he turned off the video text and threw over a sentence: "I didn't introduce you to my senior sister next semester, hum!" ”

"Don't, I still have to introduce, hahahaha~"

"Ha you sister!"

"I don't have a sister, otherwise I'll introduce it to you."

"Whew!"

"Cut!"

……

The two chatted and chatted about Guan Cai, and suddenly said: "I went to Baidu to check, zombies don't have moonlight and can't get up corpses, how did you say that white hair got up?" ”

"I don't know, maybe any of them shook hands with it."

"Is that okay?"

"You go to Baidu again."

"It seems that Baidu says that zombie palms can't touch anything......"

"There are other situations, Baidu is not complete, whatever, what do you want to do anyway?"

"I'm so interested! Did you say you'd ever seen a ghost? ”

"Yes, what's wrong? Are you going to go up the mountain to become a Taoist priest and learn Maoshan art? ”

"Isn't yours Maoshan Daojutsu?"

"Hey, not really!"

"Teach me a little."

"You're really interested! No way, no family! ”

"No, it's not (several expressions crying)"

"I won't encounter this kind of thing in the future, don't worry, it was a coincidence last time, and it's useless for you to learn."

"What if I do?"

"What do you want?"

"In case you encounter it again, I'll do it when you start, it's always okay, you said before that I am not afraid of evil sects."

"Hey, you didn't have enough of it last time, looking for abuse!"

"Master Bai, I have thousands of sincerity, seriously!"

"Uh, okay......" "Great, that's it!"

"Row ......"

……

How can there be so many evil things, it will take a long time to meet again, maybe they will all graduate, Bai Lixi agreed but thought so in his heart, he later learned that there are a lot of strange things, especially this year.