Chapter 31: Bad Customs!
Outside the tent was an interesting sight.
A mutated wild boar pressed from behind on a large dog of unknown breed.
The dog was snow-white, without a single stray hair, its four hooves were like snow, and its two ears were pointed and long, so it could be seen at a glance that it was definitely a precious breed and a high-blooded lineage.
But the white dog now has no taste of nobility and elegance, and is spitting out its bright red tongue miserably, the white dog's smooth curves and face have been completely congested, and its two slender front legs have cut two deep grooves in the ground, trying in vain to escape from under the boar.
The wild boar almost crushed the white dog to death, and it was twisting its waist back and forth one after another, pumping and pumping.
The old soldier's thigh was blurred with flesh and blood just now, and a large piece of flesh was torn off raw, and he was lying on the ground, with beads of sweat the size of beans flowing from his forehead, and he was trembling in pain, but he didn't dare to scream.
This kind of wound is not something that Wang Hao's wild boar can cause, if the wild boar goes down, the veteran's thigh will be gone.
Once a person is in estrus, it is difficult to stop the waves, and the wild boar is the same, even if there are several long swords stuck in the back of the buttocks, the wild boar is about to become a porcupine, it still persists in its efforts.
"It's immoral, you actually do this kind of thing in broad daylight!" Wang Hao grinned and shook his head, looking at it with all his strength, he almost applauded.
"Is this your pig?" The crisp sound attracted Wang Hao's attention.
The boar was surrounded by a group of fighters, all of whom were of good strength, and all wore calyx swords at their waists, but most of them were left with an empty scabbard, and it was obvious where the sword had gone.
The group of combatants was surrounded by a young nobleman dressed in hunting costume, tall and slender, with a calyx sword at his waist that was noticeably much more ornate than the others, and a mark on his chest indicating that he was a viscount of the first rank.
The previous few crisp shouts came from this person.
But what attracted Wang Hao the most was his looks.
Whether it is from the voice or the impression at first glance, this person will give people the impression that he is dressed as a man, but if you look closely, it is definitely not.
His face is long and pointed, with a light layer of foundation on it, and his two eyebrows have been deliberately trimmed, which is slightly bewitching, and he is quite beautiful.
But his chest is super flat, his buttocks are not upturned, except that he looks like a woman, he has no other female surnames and physical characteristics, and there is an Adam's apple on his neck that is not too prominent, and he is obviously a sissy man.
This kind of tabula rasa figure, even if it is a woman, Wang Hao is not interested, Wang Hao's aesthetics are more vulgar, he prefers to be convex and backward, his body is hot, his eyes will discharge, and he can twist and scream on the bed.
Most men actually like this type.
Seeing Wang Hao come out of the tent, the biggest reaction was not this sissy aristocrat and the onlookers around, but a wild boar.
The mutant wild boar's eyes were blood-red and excited, and Wang Hao's shadow was reflected in his pupils, and suddenly he suddenly stopped as if he had been hit by the immobilization method!
Even the auxiliaries who didn't have any superpowers could see that the boar's eyes were full of fear.
There was a muffled pop, as if someone had thrown a stone in the mud, and the sound was muffled and sticky.
Without warning, a cloud of yellowish mucus emanated from the boar's crotch.
One time, one time, and one time.
There was a strong fishy smell in the room, which almost smoked people to death.
The wild boar probably held back for a short period of time, and its size was too big, and the mucus it spewed was thick and abundant, even if it was barely enough to bathe a child.
The mucus did not fall all the spray on the white dog, the unlucky white dog was like a heavy rain, lying on all fours in the mucus pool on the ground twitching, the fur was glued into wisps, both eyes were muddled and could not be opened, and when breathing, small Chinese New Year's Eve bubbles were blown out of the nostrils.
Everyone present, including Wang Hao, saw this picture, and there was a temporary short circuit and blank in their minds.
It's miserable, it's disgusting!
After the mutant wild boar finished venting his beastly desires, he staggered to Wang Hao's side, and whispered in a flattering hum, but his steps were a little vague and soft.
Wang Hao was the first to react from the shock, covered his nose and kicked heavily on the wild boar's big buttocks: "Go back, it's too fucking embarrassing for me!" ”
Even Wang Hao can't stand it a little, master, I want to play the role of a little nobleman in the countryside, but I can't stand such a shame.
If it weren't for the fact that the wild boar was still alive after being inserted with a few swords, it could be regarded as a little more face-saving for himself, Wang Hao was almost ready to castrate it.
The only thing that is a little strange is that these wild boars have only been taught a hard lesson by themselves, how can they have such courage to do such a thing?
was kicked by Wang Hao, the fear in the wild boar's eyes actually decreased a lot, and he leisurely twisted his big ass back to the pigsty in the Wang camp, and the dozen calyx long swords inserted in the buttocks were lined up in a circle, looking like a show-off peacock was opening the screen.
The guy in the pigsty who was castrated by Wang Hao was full of envy when he saw his companion come back with great strength.
The white dog was almost suffocated by the slime, and his limbs twitched.
The sissy nobleman glared at one of the fighters beside him: "Why don't you take it back and wash it up!" ”
The muscles on the face of the named guy twitched a few times, as painful as the dead parents, but he could only helplessly take off his coat, pinch his nose and wrap the white dog, and hurriedly flashed.
Wang Hao's face couldn't hold back, and he sneered: "This, this adult"
"I haven't settled accounts with you yet!"
The sissy nobleman was already trembling with anger, he pulled out the calyx sword at his waist, pointed at the tip of Wang Hao's nose, and shouted: "That damn pig is yours!" ”
This sword drawing technique seems simple, but the speed is extremely fast, and the angle is also quite tricky, and the discerning person knows at a glance that the calyx long sword is pointing from the unsheath to Wang Hao in this distance, taking the shortest and most efficient route, but I didn't expect this sissy nobleman to be a master.
"Yes, yes, the boar is mine." Wang Hao nodded again and again: "I will compensate me, and I will pay for the cost of the big white dog's injury." ”
After all, it was his own wild boar that fell on someone else's dog, and it seemed that the overlord was forced to bow down.
As an animal, it's not a big deal for the overlord to make a hard bow, but the wild boar's methods are too ferocious, when the fighter picked up the white dog just now, there was a hole bigger than a fist in the dog's buttocks, dripping blood and pus, whether the white dog could survive or not is still two words.
Even if it is saved, I am afraid it will be a chrysanthemum blooming all year round and a lifetime of incontinence.
Come out to mix, sometimes Wang Hao is quite reasonable. Although the white dog almost killed the veteran, his own wild boar was not out of any kindness to save people.
"Compensation?"
The sissy aristocrat looked at the small and broken camp behind Wang Hao, his eyes swept over the banner at the top of the big tent, sneered, looked up to the sky and snorted, and suddenly restrained his smile, staring at Wang Hao gloomily: "Do you know how much this mutated snow-topped hound is worth?" How rare is it? A third-class baron from the country, can you afford it? ”
Wang Hao likes these new human aristocrats the most, treating them as uninformed buns.
"What can't I afford to lose, I can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year by raising pigs, this adult, is 50,000 yuan enough?"
In fact, Wang Hao is still quite sincere, and the Huya was only 50,000 yuan at the beginning, and he has been with him for so long, and he has made many achievements. For a hound, 50,000 yuan is definitely not a low number.
The sissy aristocrat said angrily: "Fifty thousand? I feed it more than this price for a month! I guess you don't know how rare this snow-capped hound is! It's 10,000 times more expensive than a third-class baron like you. ”
Wang Hao was also a person who liked animals in the old times, having raised cats and dogs, rabbits and fish, but he was most disgusted by people and said that animals were more expensive than people.
This fucking ass is simply sitting crookedly, animals are more expensive than people, why don't you go and cut off your thighs and feed the dogs?
Now that he has said this, he has been soft and subdued, and the soil buns have also been loaded, this guy is still unrelenting, Wang Hao feels that it is time for him to show a little splashy appearance.
"It's done, so what do you say?" Wang Hao held the tiger tooth in his arms, hugged his thighs, and asked with squinted eyes.
"It's easy!"
The sissy nobleman raised his face, pointed to Wang Hao and the tent behind him and said: "Your people and those pigs are all put to death, as food for the snow top, for the sake of you being a third-class baron, my Viscount Red Lotus doesn't want your life, go and kneel outside my big tent to listen to the punishment." ”
As soon as Viscount Red Lotus's words fell, more than a dozen of his combatant guards took a step forward, forming a semicircle to enclose Wang Hao's camp.
With a murderous look on one's face.
A guard dressed in fancy clothes walked out of the crowd, stood half a step behind Viscount Red Lotus, and sneered at Wang Hao: "Lord Wang, I told you a long time ago that this is not the place where a country boy like you should come. ”
This person was the captain of the noble guard who intercepted Wang Hao at the checkpoint, and when he saw this person, Wang Hao suddenly realized that he was giving me a dismount, holding back his bad and squeezing himself.
Squinted his eyes and observed it a little, seeing that the red lotus viscount's distressed expression didn't look like he was pretending, but the captain of the guard was completely different, and he looked like he had succeeded in his conspiracy.
Conspiracy? Wang Hao loves it the most, because all conspiracies are a joke in the face of strength.
Wang Hao asked, "What if I don't do it?" ”
"Don't do it? You can try, our Viscount Red Lotus is not easy to mess with. Guard Zhang fanned the flames and said, "So far, no one has dared to embarrass us Lord Red Lotus. ”
The sissy aristocracy nodded with satisfaction, looking like a second-generation aristocratic idiot who had been spoiled.
Wang Hao slowly pulled out the tiger teeth, gently drew a line on the ground, and then threw a backhand, and the tiger teeth were accurately inserted in the center of the line.
"Behind the line belongs to the property of the third-class baron's royal family, and if there is trespassing, it doesn't matter if you kill them."
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