I chuckled in my heart, Hong Weidong asked for an unknown evil spirit, which hurt Lina a lot, she is already a ghost, if it continues like this, what awaits her will undoubtedly be gone.

I suddenly remembered that Uncle Li told us last time that if we wanted to contact him, we could use the watch to dial the hour and minute hands to zero, and once the red light was on, he would come out to see us as soon as possible.

I'm also in a hurry, yes, hurry up and find the watch, as long as I can contact Uncle Li, Lina may still be saved.

After listening to my advice, the fat man also looked distressed: "Oh, it's okay, forget about this stubble." ”

Just do it, and after a while, the fat man came back with Uncle Li's special men's watch for pickling girls, and handed it to me happily: "Quick, let's see how to use it." ”

I couldn't wait to take the watch, hold it in my hand, and look at the surface with my eyes wide like a thief, both stupid.

Seeing that I was staring at my watch without speaking, the fat man became impatient: "What are you doing, you are doing it." ”

I hurriedly threw the watch into the fat man's arms with a white face: "I'll get your uncle, why don't you fucking talk nonsense, this Uncle Li...... Hey, I can't even say anything about him, why is he so unreliable. ”

The fat man picked up the watch with a puzzled look and took a closer look, and was about to cry: "My day, isn't this an electronic watch, where did the hour and minute hands come from, I drop my mother, Uncle Li, don't bring such a tricky place, right?" ”

I was unwilling to snatch the watch from the fat man's hand, looking left and right, Niang Xipi, except for an electronic screen the size of a front tooth, and a few indicators below that I don't know what to do, there is no hair, let alone the hour and minute hands.

I angrily slammed the watch to the floor: "Old liar, I'll be a fairy board for you." Oops. "I was so hard that I was stinging in my back.

Maybe it's because the watch is getting older, and I have a little more strength in this fall, and suddenly there is a commotion and it scatters in all directions...... Hey, hey, no, the stupid and thick watch that looked like it was made in the former Soviet Union was not broken, but disintegrated like a Transformer: I saw that the watch with the electronic screen was retracted to both sides like an electronic door, revealing a small green disc the size of a coin inside.

The fat man picked up the watch angrily and used his index finger to pick the small green disc, not wanting the small green disc to pop out as soon as it was stressed, and the body surface was slightly higher than the plane of the watch. When the fat man saw it, he grinned and was happy: "Hahaha, fuck, Uncle Li is really creative." ”

"What's that, let me see?" I'm also very curious, I don't know what kind of cooing bird is hidden in this out-of-print watch that Uncle Li has always claimed to be able to find ghosts (Northeast dialect: Xuanxu, catty).

The fat man slowly turned the watch to me, I wiped, and the small green disc was embedded with an antique old-fashioned pocket watch!

I laughed dumbly, Uncle Li, when will you stop us from playing this childish trick of smashing golden eggs and guessing boring.

"Okay, let's invite Uncle Li." The fat man urged me.

"Oh, oh," I nodded hurriedly, but as soon as I thought it was wrong, I immediately scolded back, ", isn't the watch in your hand?" ”

The fat man used his sausage-like index finger to effortlessly dial the needle-thin hour and minute hands to zero, and then we stared nervously at the little lamp on the dial like a ball of sound watching a live lottery.

"The red light is on, the red light is on...... Red light urine, red light urine...... "The fat man is chattering, and his mouth has been? Kiss? Boom?, as a result, his mouth was so scoopy, and Liang became urine.

Not to mention, the red light really lit up little by little, just like a match head, but before the fat man and I could cheer, the "match head" gradually dimmed as if it had been doused with urine.

I'll go, what a swollen situation, is it possible that the underworld is also "the night of the full moon, the top of Huashan, an isolated person, like a fairy!" Long hair fluttering, far-reaching eyes, holding an object, pointing straight to the clouds! Slowly retracted, slowly stretched, after three laps, raised his head and shouted: China Unicom, no signal! ”

The red light gradually disappeared, and my heart and the fat man's hearts became cold little by little, just when we were already disheartened and felt that there was no fun, suddenly, the red light suddenly began to light up again, and then, it was dim, and then it suddenly lit up......

", what the hell." The fat man looked at me, and he smacked his teeth.

I was also at a loss, I was expecting this watch to work a miracle, but it was such a non-incoherent tone, which made people hate it.

"It's over, it must be broken, what's the matter?" The fat man was a little deflated, took out a cigarette and just wanted to hand it to me, but quickly took it back, "Don't smoke, it's not good for your kidneys." ”

"Roll the ball, you are a gray cannon (Hohhot local language: reckless, two goods), there is only one left, divide me in half." I exposed the hypocrisy of the fat man on the spot.

The fat man and I were face to face, smoking a half-cigarette by one, it was really a stomach of bitterness that looked at each other's eyes and with endless words.

"Ouch, hey, why did I forget about this stubble." When the cigarette butt burned to my lips, I suddenly had an idea.

"Gaha, I'm shocked, I've taken the mouse medicine." I screamed like this, startled the fat man, and the cigarette butt in his mouth fell into his loose tank top at once, and the fat man stood up and trembled for a while.

"Damn, don't shake it, shake it again and throw away all the eggs." Watching the fat man jumping all over the ground, it was like dancing a god, and I couldn't hold back my joy. This fat man, how does he look like Uncle Bird, his dancing posture is more like, he is so talented.

Seeing that I was overjoyed, the fat man suddenly stopped shaking, and gave me a neck slip: "You fucking want to kill me?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and I was a little angry: "You're not sick, I'm not a heart, I'm playing around and bringing a dead hand,, it's really boring." ”

I looked at the fat man coldly, and was about to squeeze him a few more words, but I was suddenly stunned, and after 0.01 seconds, I began to cry: "Uncle Li, master, ancestor, you can manifest." ”

The fat man's angry roar turned out to be the voice of Uncle Li's old light bulb who paid ten for one. And the neck slip that is as fast as a lightning meteor, as fast as a horse, and hits the back of the head, is indeed Li's unique method.

Seeing that my snot was dripping to my mouth, as if hanging a piece of rice noodles, the fat man shouted again: "Don't block the curtains yet, you want me to be illuminated." By the way, sprinkle some water on the ground. ”

I gritted my teeth and closed all the curtains in pain, and sprinkled water on the floor, and then the fat man was as if he had just finished peeing, and his whole body was so agitated that he suddenly withered on the ground and collapsed.

With the fat man's burly body falling down, the ghost of Uncle Li, who we love and hate, made her debut. It's just that this old ghost has an angry face, and it seems that he is not in a good mood.

"Master, you said that you are addicted to me, right, how can this be a ** harm, being turned back by you is more tiring than selling your body." The fat man lay on the ground weakly, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.

"Two little kings and eight lambs, I haven't scolded you yet, ah, I don't know the depths, call me in broad daylight, and I'm not afraid that the sun will scare me away. Also, this is also a evil act, the sewers are full of crowded ghosts and ghosts, and every sewer is blocked wherever you go, and my old man has to change several sewers in a row before rushing over, and the Chinese heart is dead. Uncle Li pretended to be angry and counted us.

It dawned on me that the red light flickering just now showed that Uncle Li was in a traffic jam when he came, and he kept changing the sewer, so the indicator light would show a strong signal for a while and a weak signal, which made me and the fat man want to smash the watch that looks like a copycat.

"Tell me, what are you calling me for? Yo, Xiao Kai, what's wrong with you, tell the master quickly? "Seeing that I was covered in bandages, like the Egyptian pharaoh Khufu II, Uncle Li was very nervous.

So, as if talking to each other, the fat man and I briefly reported to Uncle Li what had happened in the past few days, and focused on Lina's affairs.

After listening to our description, Uncle Li was speechless for a while, and then, as if talking to himself, he said: "The sudden appearance of demons is a harbinger of chaos in the world." ”

"You said that after Hong Weidong was stabbed by the glass stained with your yin blood, a black shadow jumped out of his body, and there was a fishy smell, right?" Uncle Li looked at us with a solemn face.

"Yes, yes." The fat chicken nodded like a peck of rice.

"Oh, that's supposed to be the god of Jindan Dao. However, these evil ways that have been extinct for many years have all come out. Uncle Li groaned alone, looking preoccupied.

"Master, you don't want to have golden eggs and silver bullets, let's save Lina first, or she's really going to be finished." I saw Uncle Li playing introverted there by himself, and I couldn't help but feel anxious.

"Lina? Oh, where is she? Uncle Li looked at us with blinking eyes.

The fat man led Uncle Li to the offering table, lifted the thick tablecloth, and saw Lina curled up in the corner with a faint light.

"Hey, you said you're young, what's the point?" Uncle Li sighed, turned around and asked the fat man, "Do you know what's going on?" ”

"I don't know." The fat man didn't pretend to be forced this time, knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.

"It's ...... Hey, you kid come over here and the ass. "Uncle Li was just about to talk to the fat man, and when he saw me grinning at a glance, he came back to life, and he ate me a sentence.

"I know that you are willing to teach people tirelessly, I won't give you a personal show." I'm smiling, but I'm afraid that this old guy will turn his face and detain Lina's soul again.

"Don't fucking play with me, I know you're going to be constipated as soon as you pout your ass." Uncle Li sneered, I was made a big red face, my day, how did I forget that this old liar can read minds.