Chapter 194 Don't pretend to be forced

"The car accident just now was quite violent, but I didn't expect you to be injured much, it seems that you are lucky." The man in black looked at me with a dagger in his hand and looked at me with a threatening look in his eyes, and I knew that he wanted to kill me in one fell swoop with the current fire.

Interestingly, the man in black didn't notice the picture of me summoning the Overlord Gun just now, so he thought I was an ordinary person with a bit of courage, and thought that with his zombie body, he could defeat me.

Thinking of this, I pretended to be scared and said, "You're not actually hurt?" ”

"Haha," the man in black laughed wildly, "I am an existence beyond ordinary people in the eyes of you ordinary people...... I'm a zombie! ”

The face of the man in black suddenly turned pale, the corners of his mouth showed two long blood-sucking fangs, and his eyes became red, looking extremely scary, but I had already prepared in my heart, but I still pretended to be frightened, took a few steps back, sat on the grass, and looked at the man in black with a frightened face: "You, you, you, how did you become like this?" Are you a human or a ghost? ”

When the man in black saw me, he laughed proudly: "I'm not a human or a ghost, I'm a god!" ”

I sneered in my heart, this guy really thinks too highly of himself, just a red-eyed zombie, although I don't know how to have such wisdom, and I don't know why I can hide my face, but the red-eyed zombie is still a red-eyed zombie after all, even if he has wisdom, he is just a smart zombie, and in my eyes he is still a small role that can be easily solved.

"It's horrible!"

My legs are weak, my face is frightened, I really can't wait to award myself a Best Actor Award, our acting skills, isn't it proper to win the Oscar?

Sure enough, the man in black saw my appearance, and became more and more rampant, but the raging fire around him made him a little uncomfortable, so he didn't prepare to waste more time on me, but actually put away his smile and slowly walked to my side, ready to suck my blood dry.

"What are you going to do?!"

I pretended to be scared and ran backwards, and the man in black followed closely behind me and grabbed me by the shoulder: "I'm going to suck your blood dry!" ”

"What are you pretending to be?"

"You ......"

The moment the man in black grabbed my shoulder, I summoned the overlord gun, and karmic fire gushed out from my dantian, and the entire overlord gun was covered with terrible fire, and with the momentum of turning back, the overlord gun penetrated the heart of the man in black.

"What am I, wasn't it very hanging just now? What are you saying that it's not a ghost or a human, you're a god or something," I slapped the two men in black with a grin, "Pretend, you continue to pretend." ”

This guy is really stupid, can he walk with the underpants monk, will it be an ordinary person? What's more, I am such a handsome guy with outstanding temperament and rich in Chinese charm, can I be an ordinary person?

Think about it on your toes: no!

The man in black looked at his burning body in disbelief and asked painfully, "What kind of character are you!" ”

I slapped him again: "You're the boss, I'm the boss?" Let me ask you, did you come to Thailand with Liu Daohong? ”

"I'd rather die than answer!" The man in black gritted his teeth and said.

"You're still gritting your teeth!" I reached out and pulled his two long fangs off, "It's easy to be a dead soldier, I'll send you to the underworld." ”

As soon as the words fell, I gently pulled out the overlord gun, and the man in black fell to the ground weakly, the karmic fire burned wildly on him, and the man in black didn't even have time to scream, and turned into a cloud of flying ashes, even if the police came, they couldn't find a trace.

Zombies are out of the six realms of reincarnation, and outside the Three Realms, they are already transcendent, not bound by heaven and earth, from this point of view, zombies can really be called "gods", but unfortunately, this god is not perfect, they need to rely on sucking blood to survive, in order to be strong.

This man in black was burned to death by me with karmic fire, and has completely disappeared in the Three Realms, because his soul has long been integrated with his body, strictly speaking, he has no soul, and some are just this stinky skin.

There are always so many people who think that if they are caught, as long as they keep their mouths shut, they will not be killed, I have seen a lot of such people, and this man in black is the same, what he didn't expect is that there are several people in black besides him, and the most important thing is that their bosses are still in the hands of the underpants monk, if I want to know something, how can I not find anyone to ask.

It can only be said that he is stupid, extremely stupid, it seems that what Liu Daohong brought from Laoshan is just a group of waste with low IQ, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

The fire around me was getting bigger and bigger, and seeing that the fire engine was coming, I looked at the direction and quietly left the riverbank, but before I climbed out, I was surprised to find out...... I'm lost.

I'm unkempt and tattered, and I don't have my phone, I don't even have my wallet, and most importantly, I don't know Thai at all, so I can't even ask for directions.

The locals around me pointed at me, but I could only keep talking about swiping my drop card, and only now did I realize how great it is to be able to speak a foreign language.

At this time, a few Thai people in uniform came, looking like policemen, but they didn't seem to be, and I just wanted to explain something, and those people grabbed me, and I didn't know what they were talking about, but I suddenly realized that these people were from Thai welfare agencies, and they thought I was a homeless, so they came to arrest me and resettle me.

Yes, it's catching.

I figured it out, I resisted violently, Lao Tzu is a good Chinese, came to Thailand to do business but was caught in a homeless settlement, what kind of joke is this? What should I do if the panty monk can't find me? By the time I was found, Liu Daohong's conspiracy would have been reached long ago.

I struggled frantically, where are these ordinary people my opponents, all of them were thrown to the ground by me, at this time, the familiar sound of the locomotive sounded, it turned out that Xiaomeng rode the locomotive back, this time she was not ready to stop at all, but flew past me quickly, when passing by me, suddenly grabbed me and threw me in the back seat, I hurriedly hugged her tightly, for fear of being thrown off by her.

"Haha, look at your embarrassed appearance, are you just a red-eyed zombie, why are you so embarrassed?" Xiao Meng looked at my embarrassed appearance in the rearview mirror and smiled from ear to ear.

I glared at her: "It's hard to put it into words, how are you doing over there?" ”

"When I chased him to a small alley, I found that he was actually a red-eyed zombie, so I killed him directly and destroyed the body." Xiaomeng smiled.

I shuddered suddenly, I've been arrogant lately, and I seem to have forgotten how powerful Xiaomeng is.