Chapter 128 Uncle is an old Chinese medicine doctor

However, he said that when Li Shu'er heard that the Taiping army surrounded Cangzhou City, he was also panicked in his heart, but he was still calm on his face, and repeatedly interrogated Yu Nazi, and inquired about some news, knowing that under the command of the prefect Shen Ruchao, Cangzhou City was not in danger of being broken in the short term, and his heart was a little calmer.

After looking down and thinking for a while, Uncle Li seemed to have made up his mind, raised his head, looked at Yang Yi, who was like a cockroach on a hot pot, and said with a wry smile: "Don't fucking turn around, I'm going to vomit if I turn again." Come here, you three, my uncle has something to say to you...... What are you doing here, get out of here. ”

Uncle Li was beckoning Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the three of them to come over and talk, and when he saw that the man was still kneeling in front of him and didn't dare to move, he kicked him down and scolded.

The man hid to the side in a gloomy way, but he didn't dare to run, and kept peeking at Li Shu'er and them, for fear that Wei Ergou and Yang Yi would have the intention of killing people and killing people, and one hand would raise the knife and fall, turning himself into a ghost under the knife.

Seeing that Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the peach wood demon all gathered over, Uncle Li lowered his voice and said: "The speed of this long-haired army is so fast, it is really beyond my expectations, uncle, I just interrogated, I expected that the guy would not dare to deceive me, and now the long-haired army has occupied a large area of land at the junction of Zhili and Shanxi and Henan, even if we cross this mountain, we will also enter the chassis of the long-haired general called Zhu Xiwon, and it is even more difficult to get out and rush to Cangzhou, so ah, uncle, I think twice, We can only survive this catastrophe if we make dangerous moves, plan a general, and want to capture the old people. ”

Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Taomu Demon saw that Uncle Li's face was triumphant, and they knew that this old liar must have a plan to get out in his heart, so they didn't interrupt Uncle Li'er's words, just quietly waited for him to solve the puzzle by himself.

"Didn't those long hairs just say that they came here to explore the way, and they wanted to give the Niangzi Pass guards a back flower. However, their goal is to take Cangzhou City, pretend to go to Tianjin County to replenish supplies and ordnance, and then go straight to Beijing City to capture Emperor Xianfeng alive, so why do they have to fight this lady in vain, isn't this the opposite of the opposite? Because of such a doubt, I just asked the guy for a while, and learned that there was a sudden plague in the Zhu Xiluo military camp, and six or seven out of ten soldiers were infected with the plague, and their combat effectiveness was sharply reduced, and they could not rush to Cangzhou City as agreed in a short period of time, and they were united with Lin Fengxiang, Li Kaifang and Ji Wenyuan, and they were afraid that they would be dumpled by the Eight Banners Army commanded by Shengbao and Tuo Ming'a, who were chasing all the way, so they were anxious to take this Niangzi Pass, so that they would control the natural danger of guarding the junction of Shanxi and Zhili. You can attack and retreat, in order to leave a way back for yourself. In this case, let's simply mix into Zhu Xiwon's military camp and follow his army to Cangzhou generously, what do you think? After Uncle Li finished speaking, he narrowed a pair of eyes that went deep into the well and looked at Yang Yi and the three of them, and was silent.

Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Taomu Demon were a little confused at first after hearing Li Shu'er's plan, but after thinking about it for a while, they couldn't help but be amazed by Li Shu'er's bold and ingenious strategy, and felt that this strategy was indeed extremely feasible.

"But, how can we get into the Taiping army, we can't ask people if you lack a man, do you think I can do it?" After a while, Wei Ergou suddenly thought of a crucial part of this strategy, so he asked.

"Good question!" Uncle Li stroked his palms and smiled, and then said a little mysteriously: "Didn't I say just now, the plague broke out in the Zhu Xiluo military camp, and now that Zhu Xiluo is sending people around to pay a lot of money to Langzhong who can treat the plague, your uncle and I are not talented, but I happen to be proficient in the five metaphysical veins of this mountain, medicine, life, divination, and physiognomy, among which this medicine naturally includes curing this plague, so ah, you will play a play with my uncle and me in a while, so that they know that our master is a master of Xinglin with superb medical skills, and he can cure all diseases, so that Why don't they respectfully carry us to the barracks to ask for a reward, eh? ”

At this moment, the Taiping soldiers who were scared away by Yang Yi and Wei Ergou came back, not only back, but also the pale-skinned man who seemed to be the leader and a group of men with knives and guns just now.

When the blue-faced man saw Uncle Li, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Taomu Demon sitting together, he looked at himself fearlessly, and then looked at the man who was hiding on the side and was unharmed, and his heart was suspicious, so he looked at Uncle Li and asked, "You that old man, listen to my brother, you are all good martial arts, and you injured my brother, can you do this?" ”

"The strong man laughed, the little old man is a weak scholar, he is already in his last years, and he has no plan to protect himself, let alone hurt others?" Uncle Li's acting skills are really exquisite, the man stood up, coughed lightly, and said a little breathlessly: "My apprentices are also juniors who only know some superficial medical skills, and they are unwilling to speak loudly when talking to people on weekdays, where do you dare to provoke strong men, don't laugh." ”

The blue-faced man saw that Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Taomu Demon were not treacherous and outwardly exposed, and indeed did not look like a character who was used to walking the rivers and lakes and was brave and ruthless, so he couldn't help but make the mistake of judging people by his appearance, and he was confident in Li Shu'er's words first, and then looked at the man and asked, "Besides, have these people hurt you?" ”

The man was originally the first to flirt with the peach wood demon, and he was afraid that the green-faced man would know about going back and being beaten with a military stick, plus he was greedy for life and afraid of death just now, and told Uncle Li all the military secrets he knew, in case he annoyed Uncle Li, and he shook it all out, then he was a capital crime, weighing it again and again, the man gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, it was just a misunderstanding, this old man is just joking with me, hehe"

Uncle Li was afraid that the green-faced man would be taken away from the theme, and his next play would not be good, so he deliberately stared at the green-faced man's face for a while, sighed heavily, and made a look of wanting to say something.

Sure enough, as soon as he saw Uncle Li's dizzy appearance, the blue-faced man immediately became suspicious, looked at Uncle Li and asked, "You old man is so strange, just look at me so directly, isn't it possible that I have that Western picture on my face?" ”

Seeing that Uncle Li was about to answer, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were both good at shaking their wit, and the cooperation with Uncle Li was called a tacit understanding - the two walked up to Uncle Li almost at the same time, Wei Ergou came first, "Uncle, it's better for you not to worry about this idle matter, pay attention to being known by the government, and convict you of being an enemy, that's not fun", Yang Yi followed up and squeezed his eyebrows, making an anxious look of being afraid that Uncle Li would get into trouble.

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou sang like a double reed, and the blue-faced man became even more suspicious, and with a "cangchangchang" sound, he pulled out the willow leaf wrong gold scimitar on his waist, and shouted: "Duh, you don't want to be like a child like this, and then you want to be like this, eat me first!" ”

As soon as he saw that the fire was almost over, Uncle Li was afraid that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, who had always been crazy, would overplay the fire and show their flaws, so he took advantage of the situation to pull the two of them down behind him, and secretly kicked them both with his heels, meaning don't force it, it's time for Uncle and I to play.

Afterwards, I saw Uncle Li pretending to be panicked, and said tremblingly: "The strong man is not to blame, and the bad man also doesn't want to get into trouble when he is old, how can he not save the heart of the doctor's parents?" Let's put it bluntly, do strong men always feel weak in their limbs, lose their appetite, and feel like they have a fast stone in their chests these days, and they always feel unhappy in their hearts? ”

The blue-faced man was stunned when he heard this, hesitated for a moment, and then replied, "Yes...... So what? ”

"The strong man is not to blame the little old man for talking too much, saying this unlucky thing, the strong man is infected with the plague, but he has not yet become ill by relying on the hard bones of his body on weekdays, but the plague is like a steel knife scraping bones, and it will slowly invade the five organs from the intestines, and when the time comes, I am afraid that the strong man will ......" Speaking of this, Li Shu'er stopped abruptly just right, but the implication is self-evident, that is, if you don't hurry up, you will have to braid, your mother's legs, and what kind of stuff do you have to do.

Uncle Li pretended to be a ghost, and really frightened the blue-faced man and his brothers, and one by one he was frightened, and he unconsciously distanced himself from him.

The blue-faced man knew about the plague raging in the barracks, but how did he know that his obscene brother had entrusted all this to Uncle Li, so that as soon as Uncle Li said that he was infected with the plague, his heart was already chaotic, and he only took Uncle Li's nonsense as the truth, his hand was weak, and the steel knife he was holding hung weakly on the side of his leg, looking at Uncle Li and saying, "How is this good?" ”

"Hey, it's also your creation, the little old man knows some of the art of disambiguation, seeing that the time when you were infected with the plague is still short, and there is still a glimmer of hope, this is the heart of compassion, just use acupuncture to heal you for the time being."

After speaking, Uncle Li reached out and took out a yellow cloth package from his arms, and when he opened it, what caught Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's eyes was a coffin nail the thickness of a little finger.

When he saw the coffin nail, Li Shu'er was also embarrassed, but fortunately, the night was dark, and the blue-faced man did not pay attention to Li Shu'er's actions, so he quickly hid the coffin nail, which revealed several silver needles in the yellow cloth.

Uncle Li walked up to the blue-faced man with a silver needle in his hand and said, "If you are offended, please show your right arm to the strong man, or let the little old man take the needle and do the blood for you." ”

The blue-faced man unbuttoned his shirt as he said, revealing his muscular right arm. Uncle Li squinted his eyes and argued the acupuncture points, and then twisted the silver needles in his hand into the skin of the blue-faced man in turn.

In a moment, a steaming white mist appeared above the blue-faced man's head.