I don't know if I was beaten with the fat man just now and didn't slow down, or I was frightened by a fire in Uncle Li's very sudden dungeon, anyway, after seeing me and the fat man running away, those tiger soldiers didn't chase us, maybe they also know the reason that the poor Kou Mo chases, and the rabbit bites when he is in a hurry, not to mention, we are not rabbits, but a group of jackals, tigers and leopards that can be eaten at any time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But, to tell the truth, the fat man and I were very depressed, what is this called, I thought that Uncle Li could show a big face and leave no piece of armor behind the killing of those tiger and yin soldiers, at least we have to run away in the wilderness, this is good, we are like lost dogs, running on the heels of the buttocks, this is going to be spread, how to gain a foothold in the spiritual world in the future.

After running for a while, Li Shu'er, who was floating in the air, looked back and saw that those Tiger Ben Yin soldiers had not caught up, so he and Shen Han stopped in mid-air to make a fuss.

The fat man and I are not good at work, the turbidity in our bodies is too heavy, we are flying for a while and running for a while, and we are standing on the ground at this time and depressed.

Seeing that Uncle Li finally stopped running, the fat man raised his head: "Uncle, come down, I have to talk to you." ”

Uncle Li pressed his head and looked at the fat man in wonder: "What are you talking about, let's be together all day long, what else do you have to say, fly." ”

"Don't pretend to be confused, what's the matter, and expect you to give us a long face to support us, okay, this guy is running, like a Boeing 787, that's called a thunderbolt, what are you doing, it's not a shame." The fat man is really depressed, too, since our debut, although the big and small battles we have experienced are not all victorious, but they have not been so wretched, and now with Uncle Li as the backstage, it is so embarrassing, no wonder the fat man, who has always been brave and ruthless, is entangled.

"Hehe, if you want to talk about this, what's that, it's a little unenergetic, but, have you ever thought about it, our big stride retreat today is for the sake of striding forward in the future, that's what you say......" Seeing me and the fat man surrounding him with a sad and angry face, Uncle Li smiled, "Okay, okay, let me tell you, your uncle I want to clean up those tiger and yin soldiers, it's not that I can't, but have you thought about it, they are the yin soldiers in the underworld, not Lu Yufeng's crooked cultists, we really want to hurt them, That's really a declaration of war on the underworld, you ask yourself if you have this ability, that kind of consequence, even the 17 groups can't bear it, you don't understand. ”

Looking at Uncle Li with a serious face, the fat man and I just woke up this time, isn't it, although we are now being hunted down by Qin Baotong, but the opponent of our trip is not the ghost of these duties, but to rescue the souls of Lao Huo and Shen Han, and take the opportunity to eradicate Lu Yufeng's underworld forces in the underworld, if we were impulsive just now, we really hurt those tiger and yin soldiers, and then caused public anger to be surrounded and suppressed by the underworld, wouldn't it be in Lu Yufeng's arms, I'm afraid that the old calf would even have to laugh at his dreams.

"Uncle, you're still tall, you're really tall." The fat man was obedient and hurriedly flattered Uncle Li, for fear that Uncle Li would turn his face and slap him on the back of the head.

"As for you, you still lack the experience of rivers and lakes, tender." Uncle Li was very abnormal this time, he didn't reward us with a big neck, but just looked at the still thick fog in the distance in front of him, sighed, and seemed to be preoccupied.

"Holy shit, bad food." I suddenly remembered that we were only thinking about running away by ourselves, but we left behind the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" who were hiding underground, and I couldn't help but exclaim.

"Oh, forget about them, what a mess." The fat man also reacted, and he paused again and again, annoyed.

"Alas, our lords are really indebted to others this time, but, do big things informally, if those two ghosts can't escape this catastrophe, it's also providence, I'm not saying this to make excuses for us, in fact, not every ghost can be reincarnated when they go down to the underworld, otherwise, from ancient times to the present, I am afraid that there are more than 10 billion people on this earth, so if those two migrant workers meet bad luck, they are also doomed, understand." Uncle Li's high-minded arguments seem to be strong at first, but after careful consideration, it does make sense.

If it weren't for the number of lives, if I and the fat man were not the host of the silkworms, the two of us might be like many ordinary young people now, repeating the regular life of office workers from 9 to 5, plain and stereotyped, and we would not have met Tian Qigong, Li Shu'er, Lao Huo, Shen Han, and would not have been targeted by Hong Jinye and Mo Feiming, these cultists, and derived this series of adventures that make us afraid when we think about it, and now we have become wanted criminals in the underworld, and we are chased by a group of yin soldiers and ghosts, and they fled in a hurry.

Heavenly principles, fate, Malegobi's, from primary school to university, all teachers are instilling in us the truth that "man will win the sky", but when we really collide with the number of heavenly principles, we find that we are so weak, so vulnerable, what bullshit people will win the sky, what bullshit reading can change fate, we are just the chess pieces of the number of heavenly principles, at the mercy of it.

Therefore, when Li Shu'er said that this was the catastrophe of the two Qing Dynasty "migrant workers", although the fat man and I couldn't accept it emotionally and felt very guilty, but intellectually, we have completely accepted Uncle Li's explanation.

"Okay, I think since we haven't gone too far, those tiger soldiers may not hurt the two ghosts of the Qing Dynasty, let's hurry, Qin Baotong is notoriously ghostly, he won't let us go easily, it is estimated that it won't take an hour, the old man will come up, let's go." After speaking, Uncle Li took the lead in walking towards the southwest.

The fat man and I, as well as Shen Han, followed behind Uncle Li and also walked in the southwest direction.

At this time, a violent wind suddenly blew, the air was filled with the smell of paper ash incense candles, and there were faint bursts of suona horns and drums intertwined with the sound of musical instruments.

Uncle Li listened intently for a while, and frowned: "This is not an auspicious day for the zodiac on the ghost calendar, why do some people still choose this day to get married, it's strange." ”

"What a ghost, it's just a good water spirit girl to marry a fast tablet, isn't it?" The fat man listened to Uncle Li's self-talk, and was very curious, so he asked casually.

"No, there are some rich and powerful ghosts in this underworld, or the stars in the sky were convicted and relegated to the underworld to eliminate karma, and then there are the twenty-eight kenzi (ken ken, four tones, referring to nondescript) demons and fairies who write demons and not demons, and they are bored in the underworld, so they like to play a tone like a yin marriage, because they have a special identity, and the judges have a negative mentality that more is better than less, and they mostly turn a blind eye to their yin marriage behavior, as long as it is not too out of line, the general underworld will not intervene, because, In Heavenly Court, even the King of Hades is a low-grade immortal, and the little judge does not dare to offend those stars. Uncle Li listened to the music and said to the fat man.

"Also, there are a lot of yin marriages in this underworld, it is better for the team to meet the living, that is, the living or the newly dead ghosts, otherwise the ghosts who are responsible for carrying the sedan chair and blowing the trumpet will raise the corpse and become the earth demon, therefore, the yin marriage in the underworld is the same as the corpse in Jiangxi, and the living are avoided." Uncle Li said seriously.

"And, according to the calculation of the ghost calendar, today is a fierce foot, the end of ten years in the waves, the princess and the princess and grandson do not want to meet, the demon is the same as the ominous, the evil star and death, the evil of the heavenly blade comes to the side, and every time the big limit is lost, when it is like a bottle of pure water, like a candle in front of the building to meet the wind, it is a big bad luck, if you pick the master of this day to get married, if it is not ten kills and ten injuries of the heavenly lone star and other nine stars, then." Uncle Li sneered, and said hesitantly: "It should be a fierce demon like a blood demon, grandma, we don't have to carry it so much, we can meet that big devil,." ”

"Are you talking to yourself about stand-up comedy, or are you playing a talk show, uncle, what are you talking about, be louder, don't use electricity." The fat man was an anxious man, and when he saw that Uncle Li was there, he muttered as if he was deducing the gossip of the Nine Palaces, and couldn't help but shout at Uncle Li.

"Damn, your uncle and I have a bad premonition, we may have to do something, and it's a big deal,." Uncle Li smacked his lips, pulled a few of us to hide behind a black stone like a half-cut coffin, and poked out half of his head to look into the thick fog.

After a while, two long strings of red lanterns came out of the thick fog, like a spiritualist lamp, fluttering in the air, and behind the red lanterns were a group of two drummers, dressed in white, and their faces were like the paper puppets placed in the funeral parlor to pay tribute to the deceased, and their faces were painted with white powder, only the eyes and faces were painted with red dots that were as red as blood.

The drummers who looked like hanged ghosts were playing the wedding song like hip-hop rock, and behind them were a very strange lady in a gauze skirt with the same face painted, and each maid was holding a dressing box, a brocade quilt, a jade ruyi, a crested hairpin and other female ornaments, which looked antique and valuable.

Behind the lady is a huge incense carriage pulled by four green horses, with a dome and a dome on the body, and the body of the carriage is decorated with exquisite carved inscriptions and gold and jade borders, which looks like a veritable incense car BMW.

The whole body was covered with a thick purple curtain, and when the wind blew, the curtain lifted a corner, and at a glance, you could see a woman in a goose yellow dress sitting inside, and two ghostly old ladies serving the woman next to her.

Although we only glanced at the woman in the car in a hurry, we felt that the woman seemed to have some déjà vu, as if we had seen her there.

I was nervously retrieving my memories when I heard the fat man beside me let out a muffled roar that resembled that of a wounded beast, and was about to leap out of the stone.

I was shocked, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my brain, oh my God, I finally knew who the woman in the car was, no wonder the fat man was so excited and manic.

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