Sun Panzi had never heard of such a strange person in his life, and he guessed that the monk must be proficient in Mai, Liuren, Four Pillars of Bone Life, Yili, and Arithmetic.

Bao Yuan was the first to think of the rare books in the Du family's collection, so he asked: "Xiaoqing, is there any description of such people in your ancient books?" ”

Du Muqing shook her head and said with a leisurely expression: "No, there is no description of such people in those rare books in my family's collection, oops......" She originally wanted to say that I was shocked when I looked at the ancient books in my family's collection, but now that I think about it, those books are really nothing. Du Muqing suddenly felt a slight discomfort in her lower abdomen, a slight pain in her lower body, and immediately realized that the menstrual period was coming, Du Muqing said in her heart: "It's bad, the woman who walks the earth fairy is the most taboo to act during menstruation, how to let my aunt and grandmother catch up!" ”

Bao Yuan didn't know what Du Muqing's "oops" meant, thinking that Du Muqing suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "Xiaoqing, what's wrong?" ”

Du Muqing is a little girl's family, how can she be embarrassed to say this kind of thing, if only Bao Yuan is in front of her, it will be just said, but everyone is here with a pestle, and you must not be ashamed to die when you tell it, Du Muqing said weakly: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I feel that my stomach suddenly hurts, it's okay!" ”

Ping Sigui shouted as if he had seen something new about the ball: "Mu Qing, what's wrong?" Is your ass flushed? ”

Bao Yuan immediately looked at Du Muqing's buttocks.

Sure enough, Du Muqing's buttocks were reddening in a large area.

Bao Yuan immediately understood that Du Muqing's oops was a matter of first thought, and hurriedly took off his coat and tied it around Du Muqing's waist. yelled at Ping Sigui: "Ping Sigui, do you want to rebel on the day of the dog?" Lao Tzu has reminded more than once. Is Xiaoqing's ass the place you should see? Damn, do you want Lao Tzu to cripple you on the spot? ”

Song Peng quipped: "Old bag." I think you have wronged Ping Sigui, how can you say that Lao Ping is looking at Xiaoqing's ass? Maybe Xiaoqing's ass broke into Lao Ping's sight, Ping Sigui really didn't want to look at it, but this red ass insisted on breaking into the sight, and it didn't work if he didn't look at it, can it be said that Lao Ping was staring at it, haha! ”

Ping Sigui was happy: "Yes, yes, yes, it's still Song Lao who understands things, it is Xiaoqing's red ass that has broken into Lao Tzu's sight." It's not for Lao Tzu to watch! ”

Bao Yuan scolded: "Fuck you." ”

Du Muqing was ashamed and anxious, and immediately remembered an anecdote, she yelled at Ping Sigui: "Wow, Ping Sigui, do you want your aunt to tear down your diorama, okay, your aunt will not be polite, you dare to say that your aunt is red, and your aunt will make your head red immediately!" ”

Song Peng was confused.

The buttocks are red and the head is red, and the eight poles can't be hit.

Can the two be related?

Song Peng grinned. asked upside down: "Xiaoqing, what you said is a bit of a big problem, the little fart is red, and it has something to do with the red head at first glance." Sizzle, could it be a ......" Song Peng couldn't say the next words, and he couldn't think of how to ask at all. I can't say it, Mu Qing. Do you have a leg with Ping Sigui? Or rather, Mu Qing. Have you ever sat on the red seal on the head of Ping Sigui? There must be a reason, otherwise Du Muqing would never say that.

Du Muqing's eyes widened, and she pouted and said, "Song Peng, you are a young dog, you are talking nonsense to grandma here, and grandma is talking about you." ”

Song Peng didn't know what was going on, and the thing that his head was red at first glance was pulled to his own head again, Song Peng said in his heart: "Fuck, what Du Muqing meant, don't you mean that when Lao Tzu fainted, Ping Sigui took Lao Tzu's head behind his back to get angry...... Thinking of this, Song Peng patted his head, rubbed the bulging and swollen bubble and shouted: "Lao Tzu knows, damn, the bubble on Lao Tzu's head must have been done by Ping Sigui, grandma is a bear, Ping Sigui, stretch your head over, let Lao Tzu open two mouths to dissipate his anger!" ”

Ping Sigui blinked, pretended to be garlic and said, "Fuck you, your head is about Lao Tzu's shit, do you have any evidence?" Which eye do you see it's an old bullet? ”

As soon as this sentence is spoken.

Ping Sigui knew that he was in a hurry and said that he had fallen suddenly, and he complained bitterly, and said in his heart: ", why do you have to say the word 'bullet'?" It is clear that there are no three hundred taels of silver here, and he is in charge of the ball, anyway, only Sun Panzi saw it at that time, Lao Tzu resisted for a while, Sun Panzi didn't say, Lao Tzu didn't admit it! ”

The bubbles on Song Peng's head became more and more angry.

Is this a good buddy?

Milk, take advantage of Lao Tzu's fainting time to secretly do eight things on his head!

Bao Yuan was satisfied at this time, laughed, and coaxed: "Old Song, cut him, cut him, if you cut Ping Sigui hard, Little Master Bao will think that you have re-established yourself in the revolutionary ranks, and you are not guilty of defending the enemy, Lao Tzu is not to blame in the past, maybe he will be rewarded for meritorious deeds, haha!" Ha ha! ”

Song Peng was about to make up for it.

Suddenly, the monk spoke: "Master Song, and listen to the old monk's words, suffering a loss is a blessing, taking advantage is a disaster......" Song Peng hummed and said: "Go to the ball, this kind of broken fortune Lao Tzu would rather not, master, I think I still give this great blessing to those who need it more, right, Ping Sigui, Ma Ma Lili stretched his head over, let Lao Tzu knock dozens of bubbles to play......" Sun Panzi couldn't help but scolded: "What kind of tricks, respectfully listen to the master!" The monk couldn't help laughing, and then said solemnly: "Master Sun, don't be anxious, don't be impatient, don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, the old monk thinks that your donors should leave the Buddha land, although the strange flower can open the door of the mirror to divide yin and yang, but it is not long, if several donors want to take the remains of the golden Buddha away, the old monk will not add more obstacles." Master Sun, if you want to find your lost self, maybe you can find it after leaving the Fallen Buddha Land, and if you want to understand what happened seventy years ago, you can find someone who knows the past and the future, and everything will return to nature......"

Bao Yuan didn't think about anything, he felt very sorry for Du Muqing, and hurriedly said: "Ninth Master, Muqing's ...... This one is unwell, let's go! ”

Sun Panzi bowed to the monk and said reverently: "Master, Sun will say goodbye, if there is a holy fate, Sun will come to the bottom of Dongting Lake to visit the master again one day, listen to the teachings, master, take care!" ”

The monk stopped talking, and his body gradually withered, returning to the appearance of decay and dryness.

Bao Yuan has been working hard and working hard to become an immortal. I've seen a lot of strange things. However, people like monks, who have been dead for thousands of years, have their bones revived. Revitalized, but the thing that changed from life to death again was the first time the big girl got on the sedan chair. Bao Yuan stared intently at the monk's gradual withering. I felt strange and wondered at the same time, if I died one day and was buried in the loess, would I slowly wither like the monk, or would the internal organs slowly burst open in the coffin, rotting and decaying, as the forensic doctors said? Bao Yuan's mind flew around, but his eyes didn't leave the monk for a moment. With a cigarette, the monk turned back into a dry drive. The yellow light disappeared, and with it, pools of blood and corpses all over the ground, and the things on the ground turned back to gold.

Ping Sigui's hands were super fast, and he quickly took off his clothes, tied them into pockets, and desperately picked up gold.

Song Peng didn't care about reporting the feud for the time being, he felt it, and he didn't take the ownerless gold under his feet, isn't this a fool?

The two of them were busy with their work.

Ashrui and the mercenary stood aside. Indifferent, Ah Shirui thought to herself: "Bao Yuan's little master is the future emperor, he is the definitive Ninety-Five, Bao Yuan is like the top." Do you still need to lie on the ground to pick up gold, people in the world must not desperately pay tribute, why do you have to pick it up by yourself! ”

Sun Panzi strongly persuaded Ping Sigui and Song Peng to listen to the monk's words. There are many opportunities to make a fortune, and Jiudou is not afraid of empty. One bucket can enrich the world!

Song Peng and Ping Sigui were reluctant to let go.

Ping Sigui asked Sun Panzi rhetorically, you have been a monk all your life. How much money did you save?

Sun Panzi said that he had no wife and children, and the whole family was not hungry when he fed himself.

Song Peng raised his arms and shouted: "We want to get rich, and getting rich is the eternal dream of our brothers, and it is also the eternal goal we pursue in this life!" ”

Bao Yuan hesitated, put a piece of gold and didn't take it, isn't this a fool, but Bao Yuan was afraid that he would not be comfortable with himself after taking it out, and finally Bao Yuan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said to everyone: "Forget it, forget it, brothers, according to what I think the ninth master said, let's not fight the idea of gold at the bottom of Dongting Lake, the monk kindly told us not to touch it, let's take it, just out of the bottom of Dongting Lake, he was hit by a plane falling from the world, isn't it in vain!" ”

Suddenly, I heard a few whoosh sounds out of thin air.

Eight very large objects flew towards the monk's remains.

Everyone stared at the past, it turned out to be the eightfold treasure letter that had disappeared before, and it flew back, very much like the magic weapon used by Da Luo Jinxian when he ambushed the monsters, and it was repeatedly buckled on the monk's withered body, and after fixing the phase, it flashed a few times and disappeared.

Meanwhile.

The two giant doors that seem strange and fantastic, like water and waves, gradually become golden.

Bao Yuan knew that the situation was urgent, so he hurriedly picked up the scroll from the ground and shouted: "Hurry, hurry, go quickly...... If you don't leave, I'm afraid everyone will be trapped at the bottom of Dongting Lake and won't be able to get out. Saying that, Bao Yuan dragged Du Muqing and took the lead in running towards the giant gate of the mirror in the underworld, thinking as he ran: "Bad ball, bad ball, the monk died too fast, did Lao Tzu ask what precautions there are when you leave here, what if you enter the Heavenly Palace?" Lao Tzu didn't want to be a monk, let alone enlightenment. ”

Sun Panzixin said: "Leaving the bottom of Dongting Lake, am I returning to the Prison Dragon City of Tanggula Mountain?" Or do you want to keep walking around and figure it all out? ”

Bao Yuan pulled Du Muqing and stepped into the two giant doors of the mirror yin and yang, and when he stepped in, Bao Yuan hurriedly thought: "What if Lao Tzu makes a mistake and walks to the Heavenly Palace by mistake?" Alas, if you go wrong, you will go wrong, Lao Tzu doesn't care, even if Lao Tzu strays into the Heavenly Palace, he will never be a monk like a bachelor for a lifetime! ”

Suddenly, Bao Yuan felt like he was in a wonderful world.

It's indescribably ethereal.

There is no end to it.

Bao Yuan grabbed Du Muqing's hand tighter, and he was afraid of being separated, he felt coldly that there was something wrong with holding Du Muqing's hand, it was originally a smooth, delicate, and soft slender jade hand, but at this moment, it was like grasping a handful of dead branches. Bao Yuan subconsciously looked at Du Muqing, and with a bang, Bao Yuan saw that Du Muqing's whole appearance had changed, with a white skeleton wrapped in his clothes, his mouth was closed one by one, and his legs were tightly behind him.

Bao Yuan hurriedly prayed: "It's an illusion, it's an illusion, it's not true, this kind of illusion must be a technique used by Buddhism, so that people can understand that they are alone!" ”

On the run.

Bao Yuan couldn't feel the breath and voice of Sun Panzi, Ping Sigui, Song Peng, Ah Shirui, and the mercenaries at all.

The five seem to have disappeared! (To be continued......)