Chapter 157: The Trouble That Comes with Being Exactly the Same
After eating, Ling Xue asked Yui to take Xiao Wei to the room to change clothes.
I don't know if it's Yui's bad taste, after the two bear children came out of the room, Ling Xue was completely messy.
Exactly the same hair, exactly the same face, exactly the same height, exactly the same movements. The clothes are different, but the devil knows who is with whom.
I'll go inside!!
These four words are the best portrayal of Ling Xue's heart at this time.
"Which of you is Yui and who is Yui?" Ling Xue rubbed her somewhat swollen head and asked with a headache.
In fact, if Ling Xue sensed it with the breath of the contract, it would be easy to feel it. But since Yui wants to play, he can't spoil her interest, right?
"Daddy~~"
Well, the unanimous salutation came from the mouths of the two of them, and the tone was still exactly the same.
"You're Yui?"
Ling Xue was speechless, and casually pointed to a bear child on the left and asked.
"Uh-huh~" The bear child who was pointed out by Ling Xue as a "Yui" shrugged his shoulders.
"So, you're Yui?"
Ling Xue pointed to another bear child and wondered. And in exchange for a slight shrug of the shoulders.
"If you don't tell who Yui is, then Dad will be angry." Ling Xue deliberately turned pale as if she was going to be angry.
"No, Daddy. I'm Yui. The bear child on the left suddenly jumped out and ran to Ling Xue's side.
"Well, Yoxi, Yoxi, this is a good boy." A sly smile appeared on Ling Xue's face.
"Ah~ Dad, you lied to me?!" Yui angrily slammed Ling Xue lightly, and then skimmed her head. Pouted.
"Huh. All right. All right. Whoever made you look so alike, Dad can't even recognize you. It's Dad who is wrong, okay, I apologize, I apologize. ”
Looking at Yui who was pouting and glancing her head to the side, Ling Xue smiled and stretched out a finger, gently poked Yui's cheek that was pursed out of anger, and apologized.
"Hmph. Dad is so bad. ”
Yui muttered, and gently grabbed Ling Xue's finger with her little hand, although her head hadn't turned around yet, it was also a sign of forgiveness for Ling Xue.
"Come over here, Yui."
Clearly saw the envy that flashed in Xiao Wei's eyes, and Ling Xue also beckoned to Xiao Wei.
"Yes."
A hint of joy flashed in Xiao Wei's eyes, and then he also fell into Ling Xue's arms. So, a generation of life winners was born, where is our big FFF group? Come, burn him together!
I looked at two identical faces. A hint of helplessness also flashed in Ling Xue's eyes, there was no way to go on like this. It's really easy to get confused if it's exactly the same. Forget it, just use those old ways.
Ling Xue swiped through the menu, entered the inventory, and swiped down quickly. And the two who were talking happily in Ling Xue's arms were also attracted by Ling Xue's movements. Looking at the sliding inventory, a hint of wonder flashed in the eyes of the two, obviously not knowing what Ling Xue wanted to do.
After a while, with a flash of blue light, Ling Xue took out a blue headband from the game's inventory.
"Come, Xiao Wei, I'll help you tie this hairband, one of you won't tie the hairband in the future, and the other will tie the headband, so that Dad doesn't have to worry about the wrong call."
Gently picked up a strand of hair on the left side of Xiao Wei's ear and tied it to the hair on Xiao Wei's left ear in a cross-shaped style.
In the midst of laughter, an afternoon passed quietly unconsciously.
Bang!! Bang!!
When the knock sounded, Ling Xue didn't need to look, she could know who the knocker outside the door was if she thought about it with her toes, because there was only one person who would knock on the door like this.
"Yo~~ Ling Xue, we're nagging again."
Standing at the door, Klein, who was familiar with him, raised his hand and greeted heartily.
Bang.
Ling Xue closed the door again with an expressionless face.
"Anyway, don't close the door for me."
Klein opened the door on his own again, laughing and crying. Judging from the red nose, it looks like he hit his nose when he just closed the door.
"Since you know it's nagging, don't come." Ling Xue said expressionlessly.
"It's as ruthless as ever."
Accompanied by the intent, a black-haired teenager in a black trench coat walked in from outside.
"If it was really ruthless, I should have locked the door just now." Ling Xue said angrily: "Hey, how can you busy people who like to drill mazes have time to come to me today." ”……
"What do I ask you to say?"
I waited for a long time and there was no response. Ling Xue, who closed the door, turned around directly and didn't have a good airway. Then, seeing that everyone seemed to be frozen, Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, and then wondered, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"Small. Small. Small. Brother Xiaoxue, this. This. This. This. This. ”
Silly Kakou, who had never stuttered, actually stuttered to this point in an instant, which indirectly showed how much surprise the things in front of them gave them.
I saw two identical little girls on the soft sofa, one with her back against the sofa, and the other on the body of the little girl with her back against the sofa. The two of them were closing their eyes, and judging from the steady breathing, it was obvious that they had fallen into a sweet slumber.
"What's going on?" Asuna asked expressionlessly.
Seeing that everyone looked over with curiosity (gossip) in their eyes, in desperation, Ling Xue could only take out the set of lies that had been perfected in advance to perfunctory them, although Ling Xue felt very sorry, but this was also something that could not be helped. After all, there are some things that really can't pull them into the ordinary people.,I couldn't do it in the world of pitch-black bullets before.,Now it's a while to be able to hide it.,Anyway, after the game is over.,I guess I can say goodbye to this world.。 As for Silica, he said that he had something to do with going abroad.
"I see. Hmph, Ling Xue, your luck is really as good as ever. Klein scratched the red hairs that were tying his headband.
"Speaking of which, do you want it in my memory. The herald's message doesn't have your name on it. I'm going to think you're a hermittent. Kirito also glanced to the side. I kind of accepted this explanation.
"Oh, yes. Please keep the affairs of these two little guys confidential. Otherwise, I'm afraid of getting into trouble. ”
Seeing that such an explanation was "accepted", Ling Xue hurriedly said.
"Yes, we got it." Everyone nodded.
Is it really accepted? Ling Xue smiled helplessly, how could it be. These guys don't have any scheming, and everything on their minds will be written directly on their faces, even if they are well hidden. But the eyes can't be hidden. And in order not to embarrass themselves, they chose to accept it. These guys are really ......
Shaking her head, she put this matter aside, Ling Xue said to Asuna and Silika behind her: "Asuna, fortunately, the ingredients are all in the refrigerator, today is the New Year, I will produce the ingredients, so please take out your skills and make something delicious, right?" ”
"Yes. I know. Yuki smiled and nodded. Turning around and walking into the kitchen, Asuna glared at Ling Xue before turning around and walking into the kitchen.
The world of SAO, known as the virtual real world, eats, drinks, Lasa and lives, except for "pull", the rest are almost everything. As long as there are cooking skills and ingredients to ensure "eating", then eating delicious food is a breeze. And if the ingredients are there, how can the relevant kitchenware be without, and the refrigerator is one of the props. It looks no different from a real-world refrigerator. The refrigerator in the real world is to keep it fresh so that it does not deteriorate so quickly, while in this virtual world, it is to reduce the rate of wear and tear of durability. Because in the world of SAO, there is no such thing as spoilage. Food exists because of its durability, and once the durability is gone, the food will disappear with it. Of course, there are no ingredients that have not been cooked. The only difference between the refrigerator in the virtual world and the refrigerator in the real world is probably the refrigerator in the real world, which will cool down after putting the food in, while the refrigerator in the virtual world, what the food looks like when it is put in, as long as the durability is there, then it will still be the same when you take it out. In other words, even if you put hot food in it, as long as the durability is still there, then the food you take out is still hot...... No, maybe it's cold......
Because in SAO, the body is a virtual body, and it doesn't bleed if it is cut on the body, then it is even more so that nothing else. The body is not dirty, which means that there is no need to take a bath, and the virtual body means that ordinary people's metabolism will not be here, and the absence of these two things means that in this world, there is no such room as a bathroom. Of course, if you want to enjoy bathing, then you can also spend some money to get one.
Ling Xue's refrigerator is naturally full of top-quality ingredients, not to mention that they are all A-grade, at least they are all B-grade.
"Ling Xue, why don't you have S-grade ingredients this time, it won't be because we are here, so you are hiding it."
Ling Xue, who was smiling at the two bear children playing with Celica, suddenly heard Asuna's voice from the kitchen.
"You think the S-grade ingredient is Chinese cabbage on the side of the road." Ling Xue couldn't laugh or cry.
Speaking of which, fortunately, since the scale of the Moonlit Night Black Cat Regiment has grown, she has withdrawn from the front line because she doesn't like to fight, and has practiced a life profession in the Moonlit Night Black Cat Regiment. Compared with her in the original book, she can be said to be more than a star and a half.
Under the help of two chefs with high-level cooking skills, the multi-portioned meal was quickly baked.
"Cheers to our encounter and the luck that we didn't hang up!!"
"Cheers!!"
With the sound of cheers, the special New Year's dinner began.
"Call me sister, don't call me aunt." This is the voice of Xiao Yui who is angry after calling Aunt Sirika behind Yui.
"Well, didn't I get called auntie too?" This is the voice of the peacemaker.
"Uncle? Forehead...... Am I that old? "It's Kirito's voice with black lines all over his head.
"Grandpa? Hey, little one, it's too much. This is Klein's voice of despair about life, and he was actually called grandpa by a little guy.
"Hehe, these guys ......"
Listening to the movement in the house, Ling Xue outside the house took a sip of the juice in the cup and looked at the bright moon in the sky, "Alas, it's still not as beautiful as the moon in Gensukyo." ”
"What Gensokyo?"
As soon as Ling Xue finished speaking, a voice came from behind her. (To be continued......)
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