Text Chapter 90 Joy God Hit the Shop
Chapter 90 Hi God hits the shop
At that moment, Li Shu'er commanded the big men to bury the corpses in the snow, and then, those men drove the carriage to lead the way, and Li Shu'er and his party of four followed those men towards the ridge.
Along the way, those men picked up the remote paths that were inaccessible, but fortunately, Uncle Li and they knew the details of those men, otherwise, they would not dare to go with them if they were killed.
Along the way, those men were very respectful to Uncle Li, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Peach Wood Demon, but whenever they needed to rest and cook, they had to ask Uncle Li before they dared to do it.
In the middle of the night, Uncle Li and his family had come to a plain area sandwiched between two mountains, which was surrounded by mountains on all sides, surrounded by snow, and only a crooked black path was hidden in the snow. Looking around, that sheep intestine trail is the only lifeline that can get out of here.
On the south side of the trail, there is a wooden building made entirely of unfinished logs, and the black gatehouse looks rather eerie against the white snow.
"Old immortal, that is the place where we used to go to Cangzhou to rest temporarily, this place is very deserted, and the hundreds of miles ahead are deserted, so can we rest here for a night......" A big man stopped, looked at Uncle Li, and asked carefully.
"Well, according to your habits." Uncle Li saw that it was getting late, and Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Taomu Demon were already tired, so he nodded and replied.
With Uncle Li's approval, the men shouted, and drove the four taxis towards the wooden building.
When I walked to the building, I found that the wooden house was still a two-story structure in the style of a hard mountain, with green tube tiles covered on the edge of the eaves, and the roofs on both sides were decorated with decorated beaked beasts, which was quite luxurious.
On the south side of the wooden building, there was a stable built parallel to it, with a hill-high pile of hay on the outside and four or five horses on the inside tethered to eat the grass with a snort.
Uncle Li is still knowledgeable about these buildings, and knows that the amount of money spent to build such a small building with seven purlins is not a small amount, and it is in such a desolate place, and it is even more expensive to import relevant building materials, it seems that the owner of this house should be a very rich master.
"Are you sure this is an inn?" Uncle Li twisted his beard with his hand, looked at the wooden building and asked.
"Hehe, old fairy, you don't know, we all earn silver that licks blood with a knife, but the owner of this inn earns silver much easier than us......" A Chinese character looked at Uncle Li with a wry smile, and his words seemed to mean something.
"Oh?" Uncle Li raised his eyebrows, looked at the black gate of the wooden building, and asked with some hesitation: "Could it be that this is Yizhuang?" ”
"It's not Yizhuang, but it's similar to that Yizhuang," the man looked at the other accomplices who also smiled bitterly, and sighed, "This is the Xishen Inn." ”
"What is the Xishen Inn, I have heard of the New Dragon Gate Inn, hehe" Wei Ergou didn't know what this Xishen Inn was, so he pursed his lips and said with a smile.
Before Wei Ergou's words fell, those men looked at Wei Ergou in some surprise, and said in their hearts, why didn't this old fairy's apprentice even understand what the Xishen Inn meant, or was he deliberately playing tricks on us?
Uncle Li saw Wei Ergou showing cowardice in public, and his old face was a little unbearable, and it was not good to reprimand Wei Ergou in front of those men, so he had to give a look to the peach wood demon, which means that you teach that idiot, it's too embarrassing.
The peach wood demon naturally knew what the Xishen Inn was, so he pulled the sleeve of Wei Ergou, who was still looking forward to life and being complacent, and called him aside to make up for the class.
Yang Yi hugged his arms and bowed his head and snickered, saying in his heart that if this dead fat man knew that the so-called happy god was the dead man's hotel in Xiangxi where only corpse chasers would live, I don't know how he would feel.
Just thinking about it, I heard Wei Ergou screaming over there: "What, what a thing, I'll wipe it, I can't live here, I'd rather huddle with those mules and make a foundation than live here, and I won't be killed!" ”
"If you are willing to cultivate your temperament alone in this ice and snow, no one will stop you, anyway, we are going to go in to drink and eat meat and roast the stove, hehe" Uncle Li glanced at Wei Ergou with a playful look, pushed open the half-hidden black door with a smile, and stepped into the room.
Yang Yi and the Peach Wood Demon looked at each other and smiled, and the Peach Wood Demon also made a grimace at Wei Ergou, who had a resolute face, and then they both went in with grace.
Wei Ergou hesitated for a moment, and saw that after the men unsaddled the mules and horses driving and pulled them into the stables and tied them, they all walked towards the black wooden door. The Boss reluctantly followed in.
As soon as he entered the black wooden door, Wei Ergou was surprised to find that inside the black wooden door was not the main room or hall he imagined, but a cool patio.
The height of the courtyard is the same as that of the two-story building, but the top of the courtyard is tightly blocked by glazed tiles, making the light in the courtyard extremely dim.
Since Wei Ergou was the last to come in, after entering the black gate, he casually closed the wooden door, and instantly felt a tall black figure flash out from behind the door, and couldn't help but "snort" and jumped up in his throat, and then kicked out, kicking the figure hard against the wall.
As soon as he saw that Wei Ergou was in a situation here, Uncle Li, who was walking in front, jumped over, stretched out his hand to hold the figure, and looked at the figure's face nervously, as if he was afraid that the figure would blame Wei Ergou.
In the meantime, the Peach Wood Demon and those men also looked at the figure with a worried face, but Wei Ergou was confused, and he calmed down, and suddenly saw the figure standing against the wall at the door for three weeks, whose body was covered with a black cloak and yellow rune paper on the door, couldn't help but exclaim from the bottom of his heart: "Zombie, zombie!" ”
"If you fucking scream like an old lady again, I'll bury you directly in a sixteen-zhang coffin, oops, why did I accept you as an apprentice, the master is unfortunate." Seeing Wei Ergou's situation again and again, Li Shu'er felt too embarrassed, so he yelled at Wei Ergou with a tiger face.
"You can see clearly, this is not a zombie, it is a dead corpse brought back to the hometown by the corpse chaser, and we are afraid that you will get rid of the requiem talisman that the corpse chaser pasted on the forehead of the corpse, so that those corpses will rush over to check when they encounter the corpse of the living. Uncle Li saw that Wei Ergou was still a little uneasy, so he explained to him.
"Ah, ah, in fact, I already knew, but what, cucumbers must be filmed, life must be high, I just look at the big guy walking is very tired, I want to make a joke with the big guy, relax and relax, you are really fooled, hehe" Wei Ergou reacted very quickly, and instantly changed from passive to active, wanting to save face for himself.
"Just kidding, well, your joke is really funny, haha......" The peach wood demon glanced at Wei Ergou, who was not red or white, and after laughing exaggeratedly, he walked directly into the red wooden door.
"You must strengthen your cultivation, it's too uneducated, hehe" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou, who was a little embarrassed, and made up for it with a smile, and then also pushed open the Zhu Gate and entered inside.
This time, Wei Ergou learned to be obedient, and regardless of Uncle Li's angry eyes, he rushed into the Zhu Gate before him, and stepped on Uncle Li in a hurry, so angry that Uncle Li blew his beard and glared at his mother.
Behind the Zhu Gate was a different scene.
In the huge square hall, there are more than ten tables of eight immortals that are far away from each other, two of which are eating, one of the tables has four men in brocade robes and leather robes who are feasting on a large bowl of wine and a large piece of meat, and on the other table, there is only a man with a black face, eyes like an eagle's falcon, three wisps of teeth on his mouth, and a withered body like a bamboo pole is slowly drinking wine, and there are several plates of cold vegetarian dishes on the table.
Hearing the chaotic footsteps of Uncle Li and them coming in, the people at the two tables did not look at them, and still drank and ate by themselves, as if they had not seen anything.
At this time, a man with a gloomy face and more than fifty years old walked out of the back room, and when he saw Uncle Li and them, he was slightly stunned, but after seeing those men, the vigilant look in his eyes eased down, and he immediately said in a tone without a trace of anger: "It's you, live in the hotel?" ”
"The shop, the joy of the god hit the store, good luck." A man first gave the man a squirt and shouted.
As soon as he heard this seemingly inexplicable words, the shopkeeper's face suddenly turned a little red, and he seemed to be very useful to this sentence, but the tall thin man who was sipping liquor on the side turned a sharp gaze to Uncle Li, and when the tall and thin man's gaze and Uncle Li's gaze met, the tall and thin man quickly looked away, and the hand holding the wine glass suddenly shook, and the wine in the cup came out.
Uncle Li retracted his gaze, his face was not good-looking, Yang Yi noticed Uncle Li's strange expression, but because there were many people in front of him, it was not good to ask more.
At this time, the men had already told the store that it needed a few rooms, and instructed the store to send all the food, tea, and urine buckets to the room according to the old rules.
"The goods we escort are outside, and you have someone to guard them, so don't go out of the pool." A man took out a letter of silver from his bosom and handed it to the shopkeeper, while admonishing in a deep voice.