Chapter 109: This Is My Girlfriend
Walking out of the teaching building, Xiao Zhang got into the small flower bed on the campus and found a rest chair to sit down.
In less than a minute, Meng Mei 741 wore a golden mecha skirt and walked briskly from the direction of the east gate, carrying a packing bag in her hand. She sat down next to Xiao Zhang, opened the bag, and showed a lunch box: "Boss, are you hungry?" I bought lunch for you, is it your favorite beef bowl, do you eat it yourself, or will I feed it? ”
"You wait!" Xiao Zhang saw 741's well-behaved and intimate little appearance, he was so shocked that he almost dropped his jaw, waved his hand to stop the rice spoon sent over, and said in amazement: "Who asked you to buy it for me?" ”
Last night, he and Old Man Huo transformed her appearance to be very cute and beautiful, and her little face was replaced with M1-level highly elastic artificial muscles, adding some expression elements. If you don't look closely, you really think it's a little beauty. But he didn't implant her with any programs about the emotional element and gender system.
741 tilted his little head, opened his big eyes, and thought for a second: "Of course it's me." I'll be your bodyguard and life assistant from now on, taking care of everything around you. You can devote yourself to studying, earning money, developing, and taking the college entrance examination. ”
"No, 741, how did you get these ghost minds? I didn't implant you at all? Xiao Zhang became more and more confused. Judging from the current situation, the 741 has evolved a bit outrageously, showing intelligence beyond the most high-end service robots on the market.
741's face showed a smug face: "I created it by your own hands, and the program in it comes from your mind, and it can evolve independently, and it also benefits you." Okay, let's eat, after eating, first learn half an hour of maintenance manual, then 20 minutes of system design language, and then 20 minutes of cultivation technology; At 1:30 p.m., you go to the third hall of the competition hall to compete on the plane, according to your ability, you can compete in the second, third, and fourth rooms today; Zhao Jinlong will pick you up after 3 o'clock to teach you the instrument, and at 6 o'clock in the evening, you will rush to the R1 field. ”
After speaking, he raised his hand again and handed the rice spoon to Xiao Zhang. This looks like a robot serving its owner, but like a couple hiding in a flower bed and falling in love.
Xiao Zhang looked at the panda-level baby robot in front of him in a daze, and it wasn't until the food was put to his mouth for ten seconds that he was awake.
He scratched his head, grinned, snatched the lunch box, and pulled it up himself.
To Xiao Zhang's actions, 741 anthropomorphic shrugged, watched Xiao Zhang eat for a while, took out a small grass from the mecha skirt, and said in a low voice: "Boss, I have something to report to you, we found more than three hundred strange grasses on the west side of the school, these grasses are similar to ordinary grasses, but very strange, the photon content around them is extremely thin, and the closer they are, the more obvious they are." ”
"Oh?" Xiao Zhang took the grass and looked at it for a few minutes, the grass was tender and green, the rhizomes were distinct, and it was no different from ordinary grass.
"Found anywhere else?" Xiao Zhang couldn't see why, groaned slightly, and put Xiaocao into the pocket of his suit.
"It's not clear, I've already instructed the robot girls to search carefully, and there should be a full result by night."
Xiao Zhang nodded: "Well, let the machine girls not move the C teaching building area, you send Xiaocao back to the residence and give it to the little old man to see." ”
"Okay, then I'll go now." 741 stood up.
"Wait a minute, sit down, cooperate with me, let's do something interesting." Xiao Zhang pulled 741 over, regardless of her cute appearance, and directly stimulated the biological clock.
The imaginary picture flew out, and on the screen, Ji Lanhua was still wearing an orchid plain skirt, with her hair tied back at the back of her head, refreshing and neat. It's just that her face is a little haggard and her smile is a little forced.
"Mom, you seem to have completely forgotten about your son!"
"Hey, little cub, who's sitting next to you?" Ji Lanhua ignored her son's ridicule and glared at 741, as if she had discovered a new world. I haven't seen him for a few days, but my son is in a lot of energy, and he is still intimately clinging to a beautiful woman in a golden dress next to him.
"My girlfriend, how's it going, pretty, isn't it?" Xiao Zhang chewed his mouth full of rice and grinned loudly.
Ji Lanhua was slightly stunned, glanced at 741 for three seconds, and rolled her eyes: "Really?" Let your girlfriend kiss you, and make your mom happy. ”
"Ahem! Just pull the little hand, that's so fast. Xiao Zhang laughed strangely.
"Really? I think you're afraid she'll bite you, right? ”
"Hehe, I can't fool you with anything, what do you think of her?" Xiao Zhanghan laughed.
Needless to say, Ji Lanhua has already seen that she is tired. In addition to the more humane head, the 741 is all made of high carbide below the neck, especially a pair of dark gold M4 alloy legs, which shine in the sun. Moreover, the expression on 741's face is not rich, and there is no shyness that a girl should have. As a woman, how can Ji Lanhua not see flaws?
Ji Lanhua raised her face: "Little cub, are you burned out of your brain by hormones and can't find a girlfriend, so you rent a robot to enjoy it?" Although the old lady's family is poor, she is not poor enough to rely on the machine to vent, you stand firm for the old lady, and I will go over to clean you up in a while! ”
"No, no, no! Mom, I'll tease you, let's be honest with you, her name is 741, she was upgraded and modified from your batch of cleaning robots, and now she has the function of independent evolution. And she is extremely powerful, and the third-level elite masters are not necessarily her opponents. Xiao Zhang hurriedly explained with a smile.
Ji Lanhua obviously didn't believe what her son said, shook her head, and directly ignored the matter: "Say, what's the matter with looking for my mother?" ”
"Oh, there are two things I want to report to you, first, how to achieve 5A environmental certification, I already have eyebrows, don't worry too much. Second, Cambridge City was about to hold the R1 Mecha League, and I decided to participate in it as a way to train myself. ”
Listening to Xiao Zhang's words, Ji Lanhua was first overjoyed, and then gloomy: "Son, you can do a good job in 5A, my mother is very happy, as for what mecha league, I have also heard of one or two, it is a money-burning thing, our family is poor, we can't even eat enough, where is the money to buy you a mecha?" ”
Xiao Zhang smiled and shook the suit on his body: "Mom, look, this is a cow suit, I have two sets in my hand now, one is given by the general manager of the R1 League, and the other is given by Brother Long, Brother Long is Zhao Jinlong who drove the shuttle to our house last time." How about it, my son is handsome, right? ”
"Why did they give you something so valuable?" Ji Lanhua's eyes flashed slightly, and the color of doubt was even stronger.
"Oh Mom, it's a long story, anyway, your son is not what it used to be, don't worry, goodbye!"
"Wait! You honestly explain to your mother, did you do something unseemly? Ji Lanhua snorted coldly.
This does not allow her not to doubt, less than ten days of school, her son is wearing a cow suit, and there is a high-level beauty robot beside her, she has never given her son a penny, more importantly, her son is the bottom of the ranking, how can he get so much money in a short period of time?
"You think too much, I'm now level 3 90, among the little elites, and I'm no longer the decrepit son I used to be. By the way, how's the situation at home? Only then did Xiao Zhang realize that he had set off a storm at Harvard, and his mother didn't know about it.
Ji Lanhua was suspicious, looked at her son for a long time, and her face was straight: "Zhang'er, your father and I are fine, you don't need to worry about it, you just need to take care of yourself, study hard, and do a good job in 5A." Mom, just a son like you, the college entrance examination is important, but I still hope that our family will live with Meimei. You're old now, and your mother can't control you, just ask for one thing, live well, and don't make your mother sad. ”
"Mmmm, Mom, I must be fine, the food is cold. Good bye! Xiao Zhang couldn't stand his mother's stern eyes, so he hurriedly turned off his biological clock and ate his lunch with relish.
741 tilted his head and looked at Xiao Zhang, looking puzzled.
"Huh? Why don't you go to the little old man? Xiao Zhang turned his head to look at 741.
"What is a girlfriend? How to KISS? ”
"Huh! 741, these things that belong to humans, you robots will not have. Alright, go ahead and find all those weird little grasses early. Xiao Zhang snorted, I really don't know how to explain boyfriend and girlfriend to a machine, and the problem of KISS.