Chapter 160: Bad luck is bad character

Reading through the "time and space gate" to the 21st century, although the theme and setting are quite secondary, but this is not important, what matters is the guests and the show itself. There was a run-in in the first episode of the show, Zhang Yao and baby are definitely the most tacit couple, and this kind www.biquge.info of pose across the "time and space gate" can be seen.

If you want to be a popular idol these days, it's not enough to be handsome (beautiful), you have to be funny, handsome and cute, and now Zhang Yao is working in this direction. All the way from the "time and space gate", whether it is relying on each other, you and me, or selling cute and funny, they are full of tacit understanding.

"Welcome to the twenty-first century, after passing through the gate of time and space, you have both lost the memory of love in your previous life, and the tank of sewage in front of you is your lost memory, only by finding the mysterious water and purifying the sewage can you retrieve the memory of your previous life."

The director began to tell their background story, which was actually the setting, and Zhang Yao couldn't recognize it when he heard it, and complained: "The setting of the space-time gate is enough for the second second, but I didn't expect the name of Mysterious Water to be lower." ”

This is not a programmed show, and there is no need to choose a popular name, so the director also ignored his complaints, and continued: "In the next link, each of your teams can get a bottle of mysterious water, but only one bottle is true, which means that only one of your love memories is real, and the others are not real couples." ”

"I believe we decided to be true love." Wang Zulang took Xie Yilin's hand affectionately, not considering that other people really felt like idol dramas, it looked quite numb, Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Please, seeing that you are acting so fakely, you know that it can't be true, obviously the most suitable is us." ”

Wang Likun and Zeng Xiaoxian also got close to show affection, but the two were just arm-to-arm wars, it should be said that the intimacy was the lowest, Wang Baoxiang and Tang Yixin were still holding hands. This can't blame them for not performing properly, after all, there is a difference between making a show and making a movie. If you play a couple in a movie, bed scenes are not a problem if necessary, but it is impossible to play a couple in the show so openly.

Even if you know it's just a performance, at most you hold hands or pinch your shoulders. And even if it's a shoulder, it's quite particular.,It's basically like a buddy hooking shoulders on the back.,It's generally not like a real couple hugging.。 Like Wang Zulang and Xie Yilin, they are also relatively open-minded, but the intimacy is only relatively high.

Wuzhen is one of the six ancient towns in the south of the Yangtze River. The famous tourist has a lot of tourists every year, so the streets are full of all kinds of merchants, and their first task is to play dice with these merchants or tourists, and if they win, they will get a box. Dice are one per person, and the added points are enough to win each other, which is quite simple, and the main fight is character.

Zhang Yao and baby are the yellow team, and the dice they get are also yellow, and the size of the dice is not small, almost the size of the baby's fist. "So all we have to do now is find people with dice and play games with them?" ”

There are many people in the alleys who set up stalls to sell embroidery and other handicrafts, and there are tourists on the wooden bridge who are stopping to rest, and it is not easy for people to find out who has dice, just one by one to ask, "Hello, do you have dice?" ”

"Yes." Getting the other party's affirmation, the baby said with teeth and claws: "Okay, then let's start, let's divide the superior." ”

The dice are thrown directly on the ground. It's not big, it's not a small 3, this can't be considered satisfied, so angry that the baby grinned and discussed with the opponent: "Is this not okay?" I'll throw it again. ”

The other party said no, very principledly. baby can only hope that Zhang Yao can throw a bigger number, Zhang Yao said with a wry smile: "I have never been good at fighting luck, I originally expected you to spread a little bigger, it seems that this time it is a loss." ”

The dice let go, and after they settled, they were smaller than the baby's, and they couldn't be smaller. It's a 1. It seems that Zhang Yao still knows his luck very clearly, the baby, the two opponents and the people around him are laughing wildly, and only one dice are thrown in the place, and the points are bigger than the two of them combined.

"I don't believe it." baby stimulated the fighting spirit, and as a result, the small universe burst out and threw a 6, Zhang Yao folded his hands and worshiped all the gods, but the number of points thrown was still 1, and he could only pray to deal with two small dots.

This kind of game, in fact, is not to see whether the number of points thrown by yourself is big, but to see if the opponent's luck is worse than his own, but obviously the opponent's character is much better than him, a 4 and a 5 add up to 9 points, and they add up to only 7 points. The baby was even more depressed, and felt that he should change his strategy, and said, "This time you guys threw it first." ”

The other party readily agreed, two dice were rolled at the same time, and the points obtained were two 3s, and the baby held the dice in his hand and sighed, just like playing paper airplanes when he was a child, and the number of points was 4 after being thrown on the ground. It seems that this trick is really useful, Zhang Yao has the same way to roll the dice, as long as it is more than 3 points, they will win, the odds are still very high, the result is ...... Or 1.

Rolled three 1s in a row, this luck is not ordinarily bad, the people around him have been laughing breathlessly, the two opponents are also quite speechless, baby looked at Zhang Yao depressedly and said: "Pig teammate, pig teammate, how did you find a girlfriend like me with such bad luck, this is not scientific." ”

"I said I can't fight luck, this time I'll come first." Zhang Yao looked aggrieved, and after rolling the dice again, he finally stopped being 1, but was a little bigger, and rolled a 2.

"We'll throw in the towel this time, and you'll come back." baby felt that it was impossible to win in such a situation, so he directly admitted defeat, and then Zhang Yao threw and throw, and finally threw a number that belonged to the big point after several times, 4. The baby had already had a black line in his head, and said: "I'm about to go crazy, it finally looks like I can win a little, let's fight." ”

baby broke out again.,Throw out a 6.,The opponent's mood at this time is similar to the baby.,I've long wanted to release the water.,But even if you want to release the water, there's nothing you can do about this kind of game.,You can only pray that the number you throw is not too big.,The result is also 6.,It looks like the chance of winning is still great.。

Zhang Yaodu was about to cry and said, "Baby, or the two of us should be male and female thieves and kill people and sell goods." ”

It is estimated that he was frightened, the second opponent only threw 2 points this time, and finally won 10:8 after more than ten minutes of tossing, opening it with a complicated and excited mood, and there was only a card in it, with a blank word written.

"We worked so hard that you actually gave me an empty box?" Zhang Yao asked angrily, the two opponents looked innocent, of course the mysterious water is impossible to find so easily, Zhang Yao and they are just relatively more difficult.

"I remember you didn't find a single clue in the last episode." baby remembered and said: "It seems that we lost this round, but I didn't expect your luck to be ordinarily bad." Honestly, are you usually sorry for doing too much of my work? ”

"How is it possible, I am a red heart to the sun, whether it is in my head, heart or eyes, you are the only one, how can I be sorry for you. You believe me, you have to believe me. Zhang Yao held the baby's hand with both hands and shook it, his mouth was coquettish, and his face was flattering, and the people around him were vomiting......

The two of them have completely entered the role, and every move in the interaction looks like a fairy couple, but no matter how well they act, they can't hide the fact that Zhang Yao's luck is bad, and in the end he can only say helplessly: "It's hard enough for us to win the other party, and the probability of encountering a real box is infinitely low, so it's not a way to try it like this, it's best to determine whether the box is real first, and then play the game, so as not to waste time." ”

This is a good idea.,The premise is to convince the other party.,It's easier than playing games to win.,When you meet the other party is a male baby, you use a beauty trick.,When you meet the other party is a woman, Zhang Yao stepped forward to show her charm.,Pretend to be pitiful.、Tricks such as playing tricks have been used all over the way.,In the midst of all the situations, I found the real box.。

"Come on, try to beat you in half an hour." baby pretended to roll up his sleeves and show his energy, the two opponents were a little dumbfounded, does such a simple game take half an hour?

Zhang Yao silently squatted on the ground and drew a circle, baby's words were exaggerated, but they were not so outrageous, these two opponents couldn't imagine that they had played the game five times before they were opportunistic, and the fastest was more than eight minutes to win, and the longest one was close to twenty minutes, and it was not strange that this time it was really more than eight hours.

"Six, six, six, six, I want six. Six, six, six, six, or don't get six. Zhang Yao muttered in dialect, and his tone sounded extraordinarily pleasant, but he had never rolled a 6 for each egg.

In the end, it didn't take half an hour, but it was almost close, and when the baby was on the verge of collapse again, the two opponents were eager to hand over the box directly to them, and finally won.

"Hurry back, I don't know if the other five groups have found it." Zhang Yao took the baby's hand and ran wildly, the facts once again proved that no one except him was so back, Deng Kai, Gu Linazha, Wang Zulang, Xie Yilin had sunk the ship down the river, and a little higher, the other four teams had also taken the same boat and had already gone on the road, and they had already sailed out of a section far away from the dock, and they were not a little bit slower.

"Sure enough, I lost." After the two of them also got on the boat, Zhang Yao could only stare dryly when he looked ahead, and the baby leaned over with a very loving head, blinked his eyes, and said: "Whether we win or lose, I believe that we are true love, this ship is our Titanic, even if we can't find our memory, we have to be together." ”

Just this paragraph is enough to make the audience scream and let the later stage play to their heart's content. (To be continued.) )

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