Chapter 030: The Tomb of the Nine Kings of Shunzhi whipped the corpse
Bao Houdao was already like a Buddha buckling Guanyin, riding on Wei Chunfang's tender belly, and it was when the soul couldn't find the gods.
Let Wei Chunfang ask suddenly.
It was violently fluted.
Wei Chunfang's face was as red as an apple, and she explained in detail the meaning of "there is a kind".
It turned out that the girls of Lichun Courtyard had to take some contraceptive pills when receiving guests. The old mother asked the girls to stick musk on their navel for contraception, but the musk thing was not only expensive, but also the effect was not good, and several sisters "accidentally" had a body. Some girls died during abortion, and some girls didn't dare to have an abortion, gave birth to a doll, and her mother's body changed as soon as she was confined. has become a yellow-faced woman, who is willing to throw money at this kind of ruined girl, without guests, naturally there will be less income, and after a long time, he will be driven out of Lichun Courtyard.
Wei Chunfang heard that several sisters died outside, this kind of smoke and dust women ride thousands of people, ten thousand people sleep, which family is willing to take it in!
Later, the old mother heard a home remedy out of nowhere and asked the girls in Lichun Courtyard to take saffron for contraception.
Saffron is not only bitter, but also smells bad when eaten.
Every time Wei Chunfang finished eating, she had to eat some peony flowers to relieve the smell on her mouth.
Secretly threw it several times.
During this time, Wei Chunfang served the Futai and Huizi, and neither of them planted, so Wei Chunfang was specially recruited to see him.
Bao Houdao patted his head and said: "Lao Tzu was beaten by my father hundreds of times because he didn't plant, so Lao Tzu became a monk!" ”
As soon as he pointed to the "evidence" that his father had beaten on his face, Wei Chunfang pressed back on Bao Houdao like a hungry tiger and a wolf.
Let's not talk about what happened next, quack!
Besides, this sea rich man escaped from the tomb of the nine kings, calmed down a little, and returned to the palace overnight. Shunzhi spent the night in the concubine's dormitory, because the concubine's stomach was really fucking angry, and it was bulging, and all the palace maids said that the concubine's belly was like a dustpan, which was a sign that she was about to give birth to a dragon. Shunzhi was happy to spend the night in the concubine's dormitory for several nights, Shunzhi put Dolgon to death, and he was about to get the prince, so he was happy.
The pregnant belly is shaped like a dustpan, and it is necessary to give birth to a son, which is a certain particularity.
TCM practitioners describe pregnancy as having two types of belly shapes.
One is round like the bottom of a pot, which is a sign of giving birth to a daughter.
There is also a flat like a dustpan, which is more likely to give birth to sons.
The ancients often said that the bead fetus is darkly knotted.
There is a point to this.
There is a saying that pearls are conceived in mussels, and if the pearl diver does not open the shell, he does not know if there are pearls inside, so he can only guess. There is also a definite saying that TCM diagnoses whether there is pregnancy or not, and it depends on the pulse cutting. The happy pulse is a combination of two common pulses, counting the pulses and slippery pulses, the pulses beat a little faster than usual in terms of pulses, and the slippery pulses are usually signs of phlegm on the fire throat. If these two veins are together, they jump very fast, and they are as slippery as beads, which is the happy vein, so it is called the pearl fetus by the people in the apricot forest.
As for the word "dark knot", it depends on whether the bead is coming from the right way, and if the path is right, it has to be called "pearl tire bright knot".
The next day, Shunzhi withdrew from the court.
Hai Dafu reported to Shunzhi in a hurry.
Shunzhi was overjoyed when he heard it, but when he got on the ground, it was said that the regent Dolgon had been dead for several months, and Shunzhi just wanted to use the regent's palace to open the knife, at most the people from the regent's palace were done, the problem was that Hai Dafu found the flame primer, all of which were in the tomb of the nine kings. Do you want him to go to the tomb of the Nine Kings to cure Dolgon, and the Manchu Dynasty civil and military forces can't laugh off their big teeth. Hai Dafu was worried that Shunzhi would change his fortune, so he fanned the story that happened in the tomb of the Nine Kings, and said that if the emperor didn't do Dolgon, the world would be unstable.
It is also said that Emperor Wen of Wei Cao Pi added a dragon robe to the dead Cao Cao, which took away the world of Emperor Han Xian.
Shunzhi is a hot man.
The matter of the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang was already hanging on his face.
Let the descendants of this "stepfather" take the world away, can this thing work?
Order the Zongren Mansion, the Ministry of Rites, and the Inner Mansions to open the tombs of the Nine Kings on the same day to investigate the truth.
Shunzhi Longyan turned to the sky, secretly shed a few tears, and said in his heart: "Queen Mother, don't blame me for this matter of the regent, this anger in my heart is really fucking difficult to eliminate, Dolgon forced Brother Haoge to death in front of me, I cried and didn't eat back then, just to wait until such a day, and my father and emperor who have spirits in the sky will not blame me!" ”
The Zongren Mansion, the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and the Ministry of Rites received the holy decree.
The officials of the Experience Division, the Left Division, the Right Division, and so on were all in a mess.
Shunzhi had just crowned Dolgon as the Emperor of Jingyi, and immediately changed his face to make a move on the tomb of the Nine Kings, and for a time the people of the hundred officials were panicked.
Four ministers came forward in support.
The four ministers were Sony, Sukh Saha, Suppilon, and Aobai.
These four ministers were originally brought out by Dolgon, but now they openly stand up and support Shunzhi Ye to open the tomb of the Nine Kings, and those ministers in the court dare not say anything more. They all secretly said in their hearts: "This time, the face of the full man is going to be lost, and he will show those Han people a joke again!" ”
On the same day, Shunzhi announced that Hai Dafu had made meritorious contributions to the inspection, was promoted to a second-grade eunuch, and served as the chief manager of Shangshan, and was gifted with dazzling eyes and a yellow coat. Hai Dafu has received such great glory, this time he can be loyal to his master. He was originally a reckless man, no matter how high his martial arts were, it was just the life of a puppet, and it couldn't change anything. Although he became a eunuch, these second-grade eunuchs seemed to have no power, but in fact they were on par with first-rank Beijing officials, but the ministers in the court knew that Shunzhi was going to move seriously this time.
The day the Tomb of the Nine Kings opened.
There are many people in the Regent's Mansion who can't stand this kind of shame, and those who hang themselves hang themselves, and those who jump to the high level (Mao Pit).
This royal gravedigger is not as sneaky as people walking on the ground.
The devil lifted up the tomb of the nine kings as if he had entered the city.
As soon as the tomb of the Nine Kings was opened, it was originally a scorching sun, and suddenly it became cloudy, and several thunderbolts hit the dry land. As if Shunzhi Ye moved the tomb of the Nine Kings to annoy the heavens, Shunzhi is the son of heaven, even if God looks at him unpleasantly, this deal is done. Even if God throws down a Mount Tai in the head, Shunzhi is not afraid, it is a big deal to climb back to the gate to be a tartar, there are a few big deals.
The old and young relics of the former Ming Dynasty in Beiping rushed to watch the result of the regent who helped Shunzhi fight the world.
The 100,000 elite soldiers of the Forbidden City were led by Bambu.
The tomb of the Nine Kings was surrounded by water.
The people of Beiping could not see the changes in the Tomb of the Nine Kings, but they saw that the sky had changed.
Shunzhi personally led the elite soldiers into the tomb of the Nine Kings, and saw that those stone figurines would be scattered all over the place, and knew that it was Hai Dafu. Seeing that the tombs of the nine kings were mostly rare and exotic, Shunzhi immediately had an untitled attack, and Long Yan was furious, so that the household department would fill all the burial goods of the nine kings into the treasury.
Shunzhi came in front of the coffin of the regent Dorgon, and the attitude of Xingshi to ask for guilt was even more out of control. Ao Bai took the lead and ordered the reggent's coffin to be opened. Hai Dafu was worried about the corpse of the regent in the coffin, although Shunzhi was a horseback emperor, he was by no means a good hand in the rivers and lakes, if he accidentally fell into the way of the regent, it was not a trick, and he immediately knelt down and asked the emperor to rest assured.
How can Shunzhi be at ease.
He must open the coffin of the regent with his own hands.
These soldiers are all good at one in a hundred, and eighteen kinds of weapons are in battle, and the regent's coffin crackles and shatters.
The body regent's body had long since decomposed, and a foul smell emanated.
Sure enough, he was wearing a dragon robe.
As soon as Shunzhi saw it, he immediately picked up a nine-star whip and hit the body of the regent with a snap. Seeing that the whip went down, the second whip had not yet hit the body of the regent, and Hai Dafu saw that the body of the regent had changed, and the original rotten black flesh fell down, and suddenly turned from black to red, and jumped up violently. Shunzhi was fighting vigorously, and was caught off guard, and was almost caught by Dolgon's corpse claws.
It's too late, it's too soon.
Ao Bai rushed over and blocked in front of Shunzhi Ye, and it was a ruthless punch to the regent.
Hai Dafu wanted to save the driver, but he didn't dare to let too many people know that he was hiding martial arts.
The performance is submissive. The Qing Dynasty explicitly forbade eunuchs and Han Chinese to practice martial arts.
Because of this practice of martial arts.
Many people have lost their lives.
I saw Ao Bai's punch, and the body of the regent was beaten out, and he slid backwards and stopped. Hai Dafu was secretly surprised, Ao Bai, known as the first warrior in Manchuria, was really not brought out. Hai Dafu originally thought that if he went all out to attack Aobai, he guessed that Aobai couldn't parry, but he never expected Aobai's punch to be so violent. It seems that there are rumors in the army in the Eight Banners that Ao Bai can kill a mad cow with one hand, which should be true, and he secretly admires it.
Hai Dafu thought again: "If I have such brute strength, coupled with my Kongtong faction's peerless learning, wouldn't it be easy to deal with Hong Antong!" ”
The body regent's feet fell to the ground, and there was no slowing down.
pounced on Shunzhi again.
Is Shunzhi bold? It's not big, and he just relies on himself to be the emperor.
It's not that you don't pay for his tea, just talk about a single order, and there is really no one who has the courage to be kind!
When the body of the regent pounced again, to tell the truth, Shunzhi was indeed frightened and urinated a few drops on his crotch, but Shunzhi was wearing too much and couldn't see it. Even if someone sees it, they can only swallow this joke into their stomachs, and whoever dares to laugh at the emperor doesn't want their heads. Besides, the body of the regent rushed towards Shunzhi, and no matter how fierce Ao Bai was, after all, it was a murderous trick on the battlefield. A little sluggish compared to the good players in the rivers and lakes, in this sluggish moment, dozens of soldiers have been torn to pieces by Dolgon.
Hai Dafu pulled Shunzhi to hide while shouting for help.
A hundred and ten Eight Banners soldiers with spears and blades rushed in.
It's not that these soldiers don't show their faces.
Not at all a match for the corpse of Dolgon.
That is, in a few blinks of an eye, how much you enter, how much you die, and the blood and water are about to dye the Nine Kings Tomb red.
Only Aobai is still fighting alone, to say that Aobai is this buddy, it is really fierce! The corpse of the regent Dolgon killed these soldiers like a candy man, and he couldn't fight Aobai, and Aobai fought with Dolgon's corpse with his bare hands, and it was difficult to distinguish it, but he was not hurt at all. Shunzhi saw that Dolgon was dead and was so suspicious, so he immediately sent an edict to Banbu and good, and asked all the people in the regent palace, Ao Bai is not a robot, after all, it is driven by flesh and blood, and he is gradually defeated.
This laxity. Dorgon only took the target.
Although Hai Dafu did not dare to show his martial arts easily, it was impossible to let the regent kill his master.
The hard bridge and the hard horse took a claw.
The regent was much more fierce than that night, and Hai Dafu almost didn't vomit blood.
Shunzhi's temper was no match for his guts, and he sat down on the ground.
Seeing that it was not possible, how many people came in the tomb of the Nine Kings and how many people died, and Ao Bai also hid softly in the corner.
When Shunji closed his eyes and waited to die.
Suddenly, a yellow figure flashed in front of the body of the regent, and a large bronze bell slammed into the air.