412 Pretending to be a pig and eating a lion (one watch, asking for a monthly pass)

Historically, Saber was known for being a daredevil and a dull king. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info Of course, in her time, this was called bravery—and it was in line with the Western desire for adventure.

But...... Levi didn't buy it.

For example, when her perverted old lady tried to harm her, she once got lost in a room...... Is this something that everyone feels wrong? Even creatures with no brains and only a spine can feel abnormal, but Lord Saber treats Shenma as a floating cloud, and continues to walk in the room for a long time. Eventually, her sister seemed to be unable to take it anymore and opened a door. Saber opened the door to a lake and a boat.

…… At that time, there was no Fujiko F Fujio, and there were no robot cats, let alone arbitrary doors. However, Saber really had a very abnormal thinking circuit, and what she was thinking at this time was: Ah, this is another great adventure from God.

Adventure your sister - and so, a loveless journey ends with her scheming to kill her knight by mistake.

Now—Saber's thought loop continued to work in her strange way. Because she has not experienced Li Wei's training for half a year in this era, she is more conscious of being a king.

So...... Her rebellious thinking circuit can't be closed as soon as it is opened.

"That's it......" I don't know if the other party understands the real Chinese words of yin and yang, gossip, qimen, and dunjia, saber just nodded slowly.

“…… You're baked nicely. After about a minute, the king Saber (as he would have been called this era) came up with the words: "Do you want to come to my castle and be a chef?" What you just said are the ways of cooking? Well, the Lone King already knows. ”

Well, you can confirm that a certain dumb king who doesn't know how to pretend to understand didn't listen to Levi at all - the translation system of the main god game is also good, and it is also a "lonely king"...... Tsk, what an irony.

"Brush." Before Levi was about to say something, the swordsman behind him, Saber (as he would later call the poor man with Levi's limited contract), pulled him along.

"Master--it's useless to tell me now, she doesn't understand."

As he spoke, the swordsman Saber looked at her former self, Saber, who didn't know what she was thinking under her helmet - though she didn't stop eating.

Levi wondered if the one he summoned was from the king version of fate\sn, or the funny foodie version from fate\ha? …… Although, both of these two are about the same.

"Then you say, what should I do? - This is you, you must have a way to get her to trust us, and don't try to say anything about it, I'm here to help you, if you don't help at all...... Saber, remember what I said to Levi and Dancing Shiranui? ”

“……？ What the? "Saber really didn't know—if she did, it would be a blackened Saber.

"Don't be confused, you know how miserable the Romanian twins are - where do you want to travel?" Levi pretended to laugh sinisterly.

"That's it...... Even if it's the master, he can't make me ...... "I really don't know why Saber hates himself so much-you see, if he let Li Weiyin's former self, he must have been ruthless and fast enough-he would have looked at his former self unpleasantly.

And Saber turned her head over at the moment, Levi pressed step by step, and she retreated step by step.

"Do you still want to eat? ――If you want to eat, use your brain and don't let it rust."

"Hmm......" a penny is difficult for a hero, and the first king of knights in European history is sent away by a meal: "Okay, I want to think about it...... Ah, I have"

…… Male or female?

"Master, oracle, oracle, you can use the oracle to gain trust—just say that the goddess of the lake told us to come to her." Sure enough, people are forced out - and Saber is no exception.

One meal raised her intelligence from 9 to 9.9.

"Oh...... Really? Levi suddenly remembered that he had been feudal and ignorant in this year, and seemed to believe in some oracle: "I say, Saber—don't you tell me that you once believed in this kind of blank check?" Return the oracle ......"

"That's how people in our day are—people in later generations don't believe oracles because they can't reach God anymore." The corners of Saber's mouth were serious, and Levi jerked at the other's helmet, looking into her eyes almost face-to-face—and it didn't seem to be a lie.

Good.

"You...... Just said you were King Arthur? ――Is there any way to prove this? Levi turned his head and saw a king-like saber who had just finished his last bite - she didn't know that she had been sold by herself, and she was still counting the money for Levi.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh...... Tastes good. I didn't hear what Levi said at all: "I have decided that I want you to be my royal chef, and you are a talent who can definitely make the march no longer boring and boring, and the military food will no longer be unpalatable, which plays an important role in improving morale."

Imagine making excuses for yourself with a straight face, wearing a crown and a royal robe, but still having that dull hair on your head.

“…… Get out of here, right away. Levi waved his hand, he felt that he could no longer communicate with the guy in front of him, so he pointed to the door a little tiredly and said, "Hurry up, no matter who you are, flash me as far away as possible." ”

"Huh?"

The sound came from the mouths of the two men—the two sabers exclaimed together.

"I've given up - Saber, let's change our wishes? Let's say meet your illegitimate child, or meet your wife or something. Levi let out a long sigh.

“ma… master……”

"Huh? Don't think about it anymore? Chef, I can give you a high salary and ......" Saber was obviously a little anxious, but ...... She seemed to be able to maintain a demure grace at all times—even in a hurry and a tantrum.

"Get out of here, get out of here - the guy who is from an unknown source and eats and drinks get me out of here." Levi waved his hand again and again, as if he were a nasty guest: "I'm tired of dealing with a stupid guy like you." ”

"Dumb...... Silly hair? Wang Saber was stunned for a moment, as if she was thinking about what Levi was talking about, but soon she remembered what the war she was going to fight was for.

"You, you...... How dare you say that the hair of honor on my head is stupid? ......" Pointing to his hair, Saber couldn't help but be furious and said, "You give me ......"

"You just let me out, what does it matter what is on your head? Why, you look like you are also a nobleman, we traveled to England from a long distance, and the English nobles we saw were like you? Break into someone's house, eat someone else's dinner unceremoniously, and then do you want to do it? - Tsk, no wonder people say that the Britons are a bunch of bandits on the edge of the world, which is not true at all...... Hmm"

The poisonous tongue went over his head, and it seemed to hurt the feelings of the swordsman Saber behind him - he twisted Levi's arm violently, pinching the latter painfully, but he didn't dare to scream out.

"Master, don't go too far," swordsman Saber whispered behind Levi - it's rare to be able to make us Saber angry like this.

"Whew...... It's rude, it's true that I'm too reckless. Instead, the king calmed down, and after thinking for a second, she said, "If you really came to be loyal to King Arthur, you should have heard of his holy sword?" So good, this one is"

As she spoke, the king slowly drew her holy sword, the Sword of the Victory Oath, from the scabbard covered by her shawl.

“…… The Sword of the Victory Oath? Levi looked at this brilliant holy sword and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

――It's not that I haven't used it, and I was almost taken by the big snake of the King of Fighters as a supper.

"Do you mean...... Are you really King Arthur? Pretending to be surprised and uncertain, Li Wei said: "How can it be ......?"

"Hmph...... "Even if he is a king, even if he has no affection in front of outsiders, there will still be a little complacency - he straightens his chest as flat as a man: "That's right, this king is King Arthur"

“…… Wang, you don't eat much. Looking at the bamboo sticks all over the ground, Levi pretended to be surprised and said, "Moreover, I eat so fast." ”

"Ahem...... Listen, no one is allowed to say anything," said Saber Wang, "and this is my rule, and I will not waste a minute of my time—not because I like to eat." ”

Levi almost laughed - lie to anyone, and don't lie to yourself.

Glancing back at his swordsman's version of Saber, Levi's expression was strange - and the swordsman Saber was also shy.

“master…… Don't you have an oracle to tell the 'perfect king' before you? Saber the swordsman seemed to be looking for himself to go down the stairs.

"Oh, oracle......" oracle you are big: "That...... The oracle says, if you are really my king, then you must slash me three times with your holy sword—and I will be unscathed in all three swords. If I'm really unscathed, then I'm your chief retainer. If I die, I deserve to be unlucky. ”

After thinking about it carefully, Li Weixin said that the most bluffing thing he could do was invincibility.

But...... 12 seconds of invincibility, Saber must be able to swing the sword three times in 12 seconds?

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