Chapter 267: Red Rope
Yue Lao Shi Shiran left, leaving Lin Qi to look down at the red rope in his hand in a daze, it was all messed up like this, how much else could Yue Lao find out? With such a big ball, it's not too much to leave three. Lin Qi cheered up and began to untie the red rope carefully, but he didn't expect that the red rope was extremely delicate, and if his strength was a little bigger, the red rope would break, and he was not a girl, he didn't have a weight in his hands, and he tossed carefully for half an hour, and none of them were untied at all, but three were broken.
Lin Qi put down the red rope in a dejected manner, if it goes on like this, he can't untie three roots in a year, he looked at the red rope and worried, since he can't do it, he has to find a capable one, think about it, there is no one else except Wuxiang, turn around and go out of the valley, come to Hebo's house, Hebo is drinking tea with a sad face, and when he saw Lin Qi coming back, he said happily: "But you found that old thing?" Do you have eyebrows? ”
Lin Qi said with a smile: "Don't worry, everything is under control, as long as the rain is sufficient, when the love silk grass is ripe, there will be a red rope to offer, and when the time comes, the red rope will be tied to Xuan'er and Fang Zimo's ankles, and the happy event will be done." ”
Uncle He was overjoyed, and praised Lin Qi for doing things decently, Lin Qi didn't talk nonsense with him, and agreed that as long as he threw out the yellow talisman, the rain would come, not more, not less, to ensure that the love silk grass could grow smoothly, He Bo patted his chest and said that everything was in him, the two chatted again, and Lin Qi returned to the valley with Wuxiang.
Lin Qi also figured it out, this matter can't be in a hurry, even if he has a red rope in his hand now, he can't tie it to Xuan'er and Fang Zimo, who knows how long the two people who have a bad relationship can get better? It can only be that the love silk grass is mature, the straw man is tied, and then the red rope is tied to the feet of the two, and the iron-billed pelican is also in hand at that time, and the two of them can't get by, it is not what he Lin Qi should have.
When Wuxiang arrived in the valley, he felt that it was all curious, and went around in a circle, Lin Qi threw the messy red rope to Wuxiang and said: "Wuxiang, you are a person in Buddhism, you have always been quiet, and your hands are skillful. ”
No one is sincere, but he is not a fool, he has been pitted by Lin Qi too many times, and now what Lin Qi says, he has gone through three laps in his mind, thinking about whether he dug a pit again for him to jump, but this time he didn't have a circle of brains, so he blurted out: "I'm a monk, the four are empty, the six pure monks, you let me untie the red rope and complete the marriage of men and women, is it too ridiculous?" ”
Lin Qi was stunned, when did the monk become smarter? Bitter mother-in-law said: "Wuxiang, as the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to dismantle a family, and it is actually merit to promote marriage, and now these red ropes are entangled together, many men and women who have been married for many generations because of the lack of red ropes, can not get married, and do not know how many more lives of reincarnation will be able to get married, can you bear to watch the infatuated men and women in the world suffer?" ……”
Lin Qi didn't say a lot, but every time he could talk about Wuxiang's heart, Wuxiang lowered his head and thought about it, and said: "Okay, I should think of it as helping you, but this matter must not be said, otherwise people will know that I am a monk here to dismantle the red rope and help people achieve marriage, and I don't have to be a monk!" ”
Lin Qi hurriedly promised not to say anything, and at this moment, Yue Lao hurriedly walked over, threw the thick marriage booklet in his hand to Lin Qi and said, "I'm in a bit of a hurry, I want to go out, and you will take care of it for me for a while." After speaking, he turned around and left, without looking back at all, Lin Qileng paused, and hurriedly asked, "Where is the old fairy going?" ”
After speaking, the old man Yue had no shadow, Lin Qi faintly felt that something was wrong, at this moment, a voice suddenly came from outside the valley: "Old Yue can be at home, the little one is the ghost under the city god in Shandong, this year's red rope has not been sent, I will wait for the order of the old man of the city god to come to collect it, can the old man be at home?" ……”
Lin Qi was speechless for a while, knowing why Yue Lao handed over the messy red rope to him, and said that it didn't matter if he was missing one or two, he thought it was good luck, and the old man Yue was good, and he knew that the city gods from all over the country would send ghosts to ask for the red rope and throw himself here, he went out to hide and go quietly, the important thing of the fart was that he was out of sight and out of mind. No wonder I talked about so many marriages before, but I was waiting for him here.
Lin Qi couldn't cry or laugh, none of these gods were easy to deal with, but now, there is no other way, just act for a few days, Lin Qi shook his head helplessly, and asked indifferently: "What's wrong with you?" How did the face become so ugly? ”
Lin Qi sighed and said, "I pit you, and Yue Lao pit me." ”
Speaking kung fu, there was a ghost wearing a white paper hat, swaying in, seeing Lin Qi, stepped forward and asked, "Dare to ask, where is the old man under the moon?" At this time of the previous year, he had already sent a message to me to come and get the red rope, but this year there was no news at all, my lord sent me to ask, is the red rope ready? ”
Lin Qi coughed and said: "Yue Lao is not at home, he went out to run errands, and entrusted me with this Yue Lao Temple, what is there to tell me, how many red ropes should I give you Shandong this year?" ”
The ghost cha took out a booklet, flipped through it, and said: "This year, there are one hundred and seventy-five pairs of people who have been dreaming of fate in Shandong, and they are waiting for the red rope to tie up." ”
Lin Qi opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak, one hundred and seventy-five pairs is one hundred and seventy-five red ropes, he spent a long time trying hard, and none of them were untied, there were so many little ghosts who opened their mouths, where did he Lin Qi have a way? I couldn't help asking: "I'm afraid this number is a little wrong, how can Shandong have so many long-cherished fates?" ”
The ghost was not annoyed, and said: "I remember it clearly on the booklet, and the small ones dare to talk nonsense, not to mention that there is a marriage book here in the old month, how many pairs of men and women need to tie ropes every year in various places, and they all remember it clearly, if you don't believe it, let's take a look at the booklet." ”
Lin Qi's eyes lit up, yes, it's good for the booklet, anyway, the booklet is full of ghost-like words, he Lin Qi doesn't know it, these ghosts do know it? Even if he knows, he doesn't know, he can excuse himself and say that he doesn't know the words on it, and let the ghost wait for the old man to come back, and if it drags on for a few months, the love silk grass will almost produce cotton, so I don't believe that the old man won't come back at that time.
Lin Qi smiled and said: "Then let's pair the book!" Saying that, he opened the thick marriage book left by Yue Lao, opened it and took a look, Lin Qi was like five thunderbolts and was split in place, unable to move, he saw tadpole-like words before, and now they have been replaced with regular script, and the small block of the pen is extremely upright, if he doesn't even know the words, no one will believe it.
Lin Qi secretly scolded the old fox! I'm afraid that Yue Lao started from him entering this valley, even if he counted himself, it was too late to say anything now, the red rope didn't arrive, the love silk grass didn't grow, he couldn't turn around and leave, he could only go down, and it was really disgusting and awkward to eat a fly.
Lin Qi listlessly flipped through the marriage booklet, and he really remembered clearly that there were one hundred and seventy-five pairs of men and women in Shandong who needed to tie the red rope this year, but he didn't have a red rope now, so where did he find one hundred and seventy-five?
Lin Qi grinned, secretly thinking of excuses, such a good kung fu, there was another ghost outside the valley, and Shanxi Chenghuang also sent a little ghost to lead the red rope.
Lin Qi put it into the valley, the same as the previous words, the difference was that this ghost had a sad face, and said to Lin Qi: "In previous years, the red rope was almost tied at this time, but this year it has been delayed by two pairs, and the time was missed. I also ask this old man to have pity on the poor little one, and allocate this year's red rope, so that he can go back and hand over the errand......"
This one said pitifully, who came first didn't do it, and screamed: "Is there any one who comes first and then comes?" Your lord Chenghuang is in a hurry, but my lord is not in a hurry? Who are you pretending to be pitiful to show it? Walk in the back, grandpa arrived before you......"
The two little ghosts were noisy and yelling, and they both begged Lin Qi to come with them first, Lin Qi had a great headache, threw the red rope in front of the two little ghosts, and said, "What is the noise?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu drove you out, oh, the red rope is here, whoever of you has the ability to untie it is whoever, if you don't have this ability, get out of the way for Lao Tzu! ”
The ghost from Shandong listened to Lin Qi's words, hey! pounced on him with a sound, and he didn't blame him for being anxious, he was the little ghost who was responsible for tying the red rope under the city god seat, if the matter was not done, the city god lord was certainly responsible, but this kind of thing has always been punished without punishment, and if something went wrong, in the end, he didn't have to push it to him, could he still argue?
If ordinary people are guarding the Yuelao Temple, the little ghost can still scare and scare with the identity of the ghost, but he has already recognized Lin Qi, in the past few years, Lin Qi's ghost master has been really famous, and there is no ghost in the world who does not know, and he is also a big man he can't afford to provoke, so he can only make compromises and impatiently pounce on the red rope.
Xu was too anxious, and actually broke one, Lin Qizheng didn't know what to do, seeing him holding a half-broken red rope with a sad face, he stepped forward and kicked the ghost and said: "You tore off one, deduct one of your Shandong, who is that...... You can solve it! ”
Lin Qi figured it out, Yue Lao gave him a pit, ran away without a shadow, and Lin Qi didn't want to bear this responsibility, since this can only be a little ghost under the pit, so it's okay, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, the red rope has become like this, who wants it, who wants it, who wants it themselves, why does Lao Tzu bother to untie it for you?
Just like that, there were a few ghosts outside the valley under the city god seat, Lin Qi let them all in, one by one to untie the red rope, one person at a time, untie it, take it, break it, just deduct one, replace the next, come in turns, so back and forth, no one fights, no one robs, it's fair and reasonable. (To be continued.) )