Chapter 6: The Dancing of the Demons (Part II)
"Hahaha~~Haha~~~ You guys, you're not here to eat noodles!" A cold wind swept out, blowing people's faces painfully, I hurriedly looked, only to see the stall boss stretched out his arms, laughing loudly at us, the laughter was bitter and cold, and his hands were obviously stained with bloody something, his nose was brittle and broken, and then his face cracked three lines around the nose hole, and the bloody tears made people instantly disgusted!
Hey! This person is really not a human being as Master said, so what about the multigrain noodles he brought us?
Bu Yique and I turned our heads almost at the same time, and when we saw the contents of the bowl, we immediately bent down and retched, and I now finally know why Master and Daoist Li Zhengfu retched regardless of the scene when they saw this bowl.
The big bowl had been turned into a broken crockpot, and where was the multigrain noodles in it...... It was clearly a human bloody intestine inside, and when I saw it, the bloody intestine child squirmed......
Rolling and crawling, Bu Yique and I stumbled behind their respective masters, and then each gasped heavily, and both shouted: "Fortunately, I didn't use that bowl of multigrain noodles!" ”
I looked at Bu Yique, Bu Yique also looked at me, we both smiled bitterly hahaha, I know, this is just our own ridicule, this time not only lost the face of their respective masters, on the other hand, it also surfaced the master's words, we are really stupid......
Looking around again, this time I finally saw something different, because the sky seemed to be very blurry, as if there was a large circle of gray moonlight shrouded in it, but when I was outside the ruined temple before, the moonlight was not like this, so could it be a ghost nest here?!
"Huh?!" A tigress-like roar erupted from the side of the boiler, and when I turned my head, I saw that it was a big monster with a rotten stomach and a scorched face!
Thinking back to the fat woman I saw just now, could it be that this monster is the original appearance of that woman? This...... That's ugly, isn't it?!
"Hee-hee-hee~~~ We have the best multigrain noodles here, do you want to have a few bowls? Hee-hee~~~" The faceless fat woman laughed sharply and piercingly, and after speaking, she stood with the sick male ghost, and grabbed and grabbed in the boiler together-
I looked curiously, but saw a corpse lying in the boiler that had been dead for an unknown amount of time, and the two were tearing the blood intestines in the corpse's body, cutting off the pieces of blood, tearing back and forth, the flesh and blood had already been blurred, dragging down the boiler, making people not possess the body!
"Woo~~~ The injustice of our death~~ The bitterness of our death~~"
"Woo woo~~~ return our lives ~~~ return our hatred ~~~"
"Buzz—"
For a moment, I was shocked to see countless hideous-looking ghosts slowly gathering from all directions, they moved slowly and walked loosely, but their eyes looking at us were incomparably hateful and hateful, as if only by gnawing us alive could we eliminate their resentment and anger!
I couldn't help but exclaim, "Master, what's going on?!" What is this place? How can there be so much dirt?! ”
Bu Yique nodded again and again: "This is too much, they are coming!" Here they are! ”
Master Yang Yuanshan and Daoist Li Zhengfu snorted angrily in unison, and Li Zhengfu took the lead in speaking: "It's useless to explain these things to you now, you will understand everything later!" Yang Daoyou, it's up to you to block one or two of these things, and I'll leave the matter of starting the battle below! ”
The master nodded heavily and said, "Li Daoyou just needs to start the formation, and I will stop these dirty things!" ”
After the two finished speaking, they all took a few steps apart, and Li Zhengfu pulled out a wide-bodied heavy sword, and the sword body was attached to the golden pattern of the dragon shadow and tiger, "Qiang! The sound was slammed into the ground by Li Zhengfu Dao Chang, and then he stretched out the fingers of his left hand to bite it, and immediately pointed to the top of the sword handle, and the strange thing was that the blood flowing from his hand was actually a golden-red glow, and slowly smeared this heavy sword underneath-
In the conversation between the master and Daoist Li Zhengfu before, he said that this time the three interception formations of King Kong can only be opened with such a Yuangang sword as a formation, then this heavy sword of Daoist Li Zhengfu must be the Yuangang sword, although I don't know what the Yuangang sword is, but seeing the importance that the two of them attach to this sword, the weight of this sword must be on par with the master's evil sword!
Li Zhengfu's left hand dripped blood, while his right hand pinched out his Dao finger, and at the same time he said urgently in his mouth: "The burly body is very powerful, a thousand are called thousands of spirits, ten thousand are called ten thousand spirits, not self-spirits!" Vajra Celestial Venerable ......"
I don't have time to look at it here, Daoist Li Zhengfu's spell is still in a hurry, and the powerful ghosts and ghosts gathered from all sides have already surrounded us in the center, at this moment we are all in chaos, only Master and Daoist Li Zhengfu are busy with spells and Taoism, to be precise, it is me and Bu Yique who are at a loss.
The master also bit his finger with his left hand, and immediately pinched out the grandmaster's finger, took out a large stack of blank yellow talismans from the yellow cloth bag on his right hand, glanced around, and said to me urgently: "On the seventh day of the first month, you two will buy me some more time, I will disperse them now, but give me a little time!" ”
I immediately panicked, and hurriedly said, "Master, I'm ...... I don't know anything, how can I help you? ”
The master shook his head and sighed, and immediately said, "Use the child's urine!" ”
After speaking, the master didn't care about us anymore, holding the blood finger in his left hand and the yellow talisman in his right hand, and said anxiously in his mouth: "Please invite the three Tianzun of the Sanqing and Three Realms, Taishang Laojun, Zhang Zhao Erlang, Yue Wang Patriarch Li Gongzhen, Dongshan Old Man, Nanshan Little Sister, Nanhai Guanyin, Fuxi Shennong, Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, Thunder God Emperor, Pangu Holy King, Earth Mother Yuanjun, Jade Emperor, Hengshan Qilang, Three Days Kaihuang, Wuyue Emperor, Shenxiao Wangfu, Dragon and Tiger Xuantan Zhao Marshal, Sanmao Zhenjun, Five Stars and Twenty-Eight Nights, the gods and immortals hold talismans and spells, and the master saves all living beings from suffering, Subdue demons and eliminate evils, King Kong protects the body, all evils are scattered, and it is as urgent as a law! ”
After admonishing us in front of this, the master hurriedly recited the incantation, and the blood on his left hand was hurriedly drawn on the yellow talisman, and Bu Yique and I glanced at each other, and both looked at their lower bodies, boy urine?
"Woo woo~~ take your life ~~~"
"Buzz—"
Almost hundreds of ghosts and ghosts have gathered to us, and the whimpering sound in their mouths has also gathered into a "buzzing" sound, this scene reminds me of the ghost stories often told by the old people, in which the "group of demons dance", if placed here, compared with the hundreds of ghosts and ghosts here, I am afraid that it is not more than Erer.
It turns out that the boy's urine can protect the body and drive away evil spirits, which actually makes me happy, but we can't just pee more than ten feet away, right? At least find something to catch, Bu Yique and I had a common idea, and then, we looked at the two broken crockpots on the table at the same time, which were originally fragrant cereal noodles, but now they are weird blood intestines, we looked at each other and nodded, grabbed one by one, poured out the filth inside, and then untied the waist of our pants to urinate-
Bu Yi was in a hurry, but only urinated a few drops, and then looked at me in embarrassment, what about me, I haven't eaten for the past two days and just drank water, and now it's endless, watching more and more unjust ghosts gather around, getting closer and closer, almost touching us, but my side is still flowing unimpeded, and it really can't be broken at once......
There were already two ugly ghosts close behind the master, but it was not the two male bosses and the female fat man who sold our multigrain noodles, and the master didn't seem to finish the painting, so he angrily reprimanded me and said, "The seventh day of the first month! What are you doing?! Don't hurry up yet! ”
I immediately put away my belt when I was scolded like this, anyway, I was not happy, Bu Yique immediately came to me with his broken crockpot, and hurriedly said: "Give me even, give me even!" ”
Actually, I don't have much, but this can still be divided into a little bit for Bu Yique, after all, he is also good to me, and he is a good brother and good friend I just met, so I immediately poured some for Bu Yique......
The two of us scattered and surrounded Yang Yuanshan in the center, each holding the child's urine and shouting: "This is the child's urine that is inviolable to all evils, if you dare to come, you will splash your body, so that you will never be able to live forever!" ”