Chapter 15: Smelling the Fragrance

Chapter 15: Smelling the Fragrance

I didn't expect him to come back, it seems that the combat policies of each defeat need to be revised, I said casually, "Isn't Aunt Chen back yet?" I went to change my clothes first, and they were all soaking wet. With that, he walked straight to his room.

The corpse eater pretending to be my father said something behind me that I didn't hear clearly, as if Chen Meng was on the way back to something.

I asked casually, but I didn't pay attention to it, I was soaking wet, and my clothes were clinging to my body, which was very uncomfortable. It's serious to have to change your clothes quickly. I entered my house and locked the door. With these monsters, I don't feel comfortable locking the door.

I stripped off my wet clothes, threw them on the floor, took dry underwear from the cupboard and put them on, then draped over a large bathrobe, picked up the clothes on the floor that looked like they had just been fished out of the water, dripping with strings of water droplets, and threw them in the washing machine, and then went into the bathroom. I took a hot shower first, and just now I was drenched in the cold rain, and I didn't get cold, and most of the time I would catch a cold.

When I was taking a shower, Chen Meng came back, and he seemed to be drenched a lot, so he went to the back room to change his clothes as soon as he came back.

At this time, I took advantage of this time to dry myself, go back to my room, change into civilian clothes, and wait for dinner.

During this time, I quietly took out the glass in the corner under the bed, only to see that the wine that was still black in the morning turned blood red in one day. In particular, the nutmeg inside has turned a brilliant rose red, and even the phalanx of the medicine - the phalanx has a pale pink color, why is that? Is it a chemical reaction? It should be, but it doesn't seem to be all, and I smiled wryly at the glass of blood-colored liquid.

It is no wonder that some scholars have said that China's 5,000-year-old history and culture are vast and profound, and what has been handed down may only be a drop in the ocean, and there are more cultural and technical means.

Now I have to admit that there is some basis for this claim. Don't say it, but with this little recipe at the moment, I can't understand it with my current knowledge. The ingredients are so simple, but I am as ignorant as a schoolboy about the science of this ancient recipe.

I shook my head, and was just about to put the glass back into the distance, when the old corpse Zitong suddenly said in my head, "You can do it tonight!" ”

I was so taken aback that I almost threw the glass out of my hand to stabilize myself, I reflexively glanced at the locked door, and whispered a little angrily, "Be careful, those two demons are outside, they found out, you and I are dead!" ”

"I know it, hehe......" The miserable laughter of the old corpse in my head made a cool breeze run down my spine.

I hurried to stop him, otherwise he would be laughed to death before he succeeded.

"Alright," I said, "didn't you say before, that the drunken incense had to be soaked for seven days before it worked?" ”

"It usually takes seven days, but hehe," the old corpse Zitong Ghost said with a laugh, "In some cases, soaking for a few hours will have the same effect." ”

"What do you mean?" I say.

"Maybe your luck is really better, the person buried in the ancient tomb is very likely to be a cultivator. You must know that the bones of the cultivators are the top medicine for making drunken corpse incense. The old corpse Zitong said teasingly, "But looking at the way of burial, that one can't be a monk, but the old man looks at the color of the bone soaking, and the person buried in the ancient tomb looks like a martial arts practitioner, and he is definitely a master." ”

"You can see that, too?" I said in confusion.

What he said is too divine, and with my current knowledge, I can't understand it at all, so I can only humbly ask for advice. Fortunately, the old corpse Zitong didn't cherish himself, and explained it to me briefly.

"It's not just that cultivators and ordinary people are healthier, but after special cultivation, the physique of a cultivator will be very different from that of ordinary people. As their practice progresses, their physical bodies and bones will change from small to large. It is said in ancient books that a powerful cultivator gathers the aura of heaven and earth in the physical body, and although he dies, he does not disperse, and condenses the qi of the origin of yin and yang between the bones, even after thousands of years, it will not be dissipated. But wine dilutes them very quickly, don't ask me why, because I don't know. ”

The two of us are really symbiotes, and as soon as my question popped up, he knew.

But after his explanation, I'm not completely confused. At the very least, I have heard of strange changes in the physical body and bones of cultivators. At the very least, the bones of the eminent monks were incinerated and the relics were known to the world.

But I have always scoffed at the news that loaded the Internet print media, saying that the Na Na Temple found a bodhisattva in the flesh, that it is not corrupt for thousands of years, that it is virtuous and that it is created, and so on. In the past, I always thought that it was because the anti-corrosion technology was done well, and it was not close to cultivation at all. Now it seems to be wrong. I really didn't expect that the special cultivation original would have such a magical effect. However, at the moment, this bit of magic is useless and valuable, first of all, it is cremated now, you will cultivate for a lifetime, and it will be burned down, and there will be nothing left. If it is said that the corpse is preserved from decay, it can be done by making a bottle of formalin, and there is no need to cultivate at all.

was thinking about it, and someone knocked at the door, "Xiao Soul, come out to eat!" "The corpse eater pretending to be my father was screaming outside.

I hurriedly agreed, hid the glass neatly with my hands and feet, and then adjusted my state and went out to have dinner with the two thousand-year-old demons.

Walking into the once familiar living room, I felt that my legs were not my own, and I thought that any normal person who was going to have dinner with two people who ate people's stomachs would not be in a relaxed mood. I think my expression is extremely unnatural, and the inexplicable nervousness may have distorted my face. It's a pity that there is no mirror to look at.

But how do I explain my gaffe? I thought to myself. Say you have a cold? It's just a drench, how can it be so fast. Under the weather? It's very general, but it seems very practical, it seems to be okay, yes, just not feeling well, so that it can not only cover up my unnaturalness, but also eat less and leave early. It's a triple win. I have a plan in my heart, and my courage has grown a lot. Walk straight over and sit at the table where I'm used to.

After sitting down, I regretted it again, these two are man-eating guys, do I dare to eat the food they cook?

There are a few ready-made side dishes on the table, golden fried chicken liver, fragrant cucumber mixed with pork skin, a large soup bowl of winter melon soup to relieve the heat, like all working families, although the dishes are few but sufficient, and what is even more commendable is that it seems to be full of color and flavor, as if there is nothing wrong.

The fake father was already pouring wine into the glass, and at this time, Chen Meng brought a steaming steamer from the kitchen, put it on the table, and said with a smile, "Today is a good day, the big dish is here." ”

When I looked, there were several huge river crabs lying in the steamer, and the fiery red shells were very bright, presumably still alive when they were steamed.

"Wow, that's a good thing!" I said, "That's expensive, isn't it?" ”

"Fortunately, it's not expensive," Chen Meng said with a smile, "Isn't it raining heavily today, there is no one in the market, so the boss sold me the last few cheaply." ”

"Aunt Chen, you're so tall!" I gave Chen Meng a thumbs up, stood up and said, "You are a great hero, of course you have the biggest one, this is just Dad's, I'll come here." As he spoke, the river crabs in the steamer had been allocated.

Somehow, the restraint just now disappeared, and I unconsciously played the role of a good son, and the scale was very well controlled. Whether it is complimenting Chen Meng or distributing river crabs, it does not seem contrived, but also does not lose the enthusiasm it deserves, and it is naturally to the extreme! I couldn't be more satisfied with my textbook performance. I even feel like I'm a natural actor, and it's a tyrannical thing not to win an Oscar.

A warm dinner ended smoothly under the expressive performance, the two man-eating demons were full of wine and food, and went to take a bath, and I felt a little tired and went back to my room to rest.

But as soon as I walked back to my room, my tiredness was swept away, and my eyes were bright! I carefully locked the door, then quickly lay down under the bed and took out the sealed glass, which was shining with a blood-like glow in the light.

It's all up to it! A cruel smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of my mouth, evil like a demon.

I opened the sealed plastic wrap, a trace of refreshing sweet fragrance, faintly wafted out of the glass, after smelling I have a fluttering feeling, very wonderful!

Is this the aroma of drunken corpse incense? What a domineering anesthetic effect! I just smelled a scent and my head felt a little dizzy.

I quickly held my breath, poured the blood-colored liquor into the garbage bag, then took out the phalanges and the shiny red nutmeg, placed them on a piece of tin foil, and lit the alcohol lamp that had been prepared long ago.

After baking and heating, my dad's dried finger bones and nutmeg were cooled a little on the windowsill, and then thrown into a ceramic cup and carefully pounded into powder.

I found a blank piece of paper, carefully poured the hard-won drunken incense on it, rolled it up like a cigarette, and it was done. Just light it in the room and you can witness the magical effect.

When it came to the moment, my nervous hands trembled so much that I didn't listen, and even my deep breaths didn't help.

God forbid! I prayed in secret, and reached out to quietly open the door.

The house is extremely quiet, the sound of water in the bathroom, and the two demons are still taking a mandarin duck bath, this is the best time! I must not miss it.

I tiptoed through the living room to my parents' bedroom, the door was open, and I floated in like a ghost.

The room was dimly lit, and there was a greasy sweetness wafting through the air. There were a few women's clothes scattered on the bed, and the most eye-catching was the white transparent thong hanging at the head of the bed, swaggering like a small flag.

I stood in the room, without delay, and took out a lighter to light the paper roll.

The paper scroll burned quickly, and the flame once showed a strange purple, and a thick strange fragrance emanated. Ten seconds later, the flames were extinguished, and the paper rolled to ashes and fell to the floor.

I took a deep breath, and now I'm waiting for the man-eating demon to fall into the net!

If the old corpse Zitong did not exaggerate the effect of the drunken corpse incense, then once those two man-eating demons stepped into this door, it would be equivalent to stepping into hell! And I am the Grim Reaper who reaps their life.

I have thought about how to deal with the aftermath, I will use a very strong nylon rope to tie these two dog men and women strongly, and then throw them directly into the big freezer at home, after forty-eight hours of freezing, no matter how strong the two demons are, they will definitely become big ice mounds.

Finally, I will use a hacksaw, little by little, to cut them into pieces and throw them into the sewer in batches, so that the destruction of the corpses will be unaware and clean of all the troubles.

Then, I would sell the house and move to a new town, or another city, to start a new life. It was easy to find another job with my and Wen Li's academic qualifications.

Even if we don't look for a job, even if we start our own business, it is very feasible for us to open a small clinic. At that time, our husband sang with our wife, got married and gave birth to a baby, which was very romantic to think about!

I can't help but be overjoyed when I think about it. I touched the axe stuck in my waist, the hard, cold metal gave me more confidence. After a while, when they faint, I will first smash their skulls and then tie them up, after all, who can make sure that they don't wake up halfway, they are man-eating demons after all.

I felt very relaxed, but for some reason, the initial nervousness was gone, replaced by a burst of inexplicable restlessness, so that I nervously walked to the head of the bed, and the ghost picked up the little trousers, and then put them under my nose, and sniffed deeply.