"You Thai bald donkeys, don't you know what hospitality is, you Abba and I have gone through so many hardships, and finally came to your Simian Temple where birds don't, don't stew a few local chickens to make up for your body, just send a cup of tea, actually hit us with a stick, what does it mean?"

I thought that the monks of Simianji Temple would celebrate because of our arrival, but I didn't expect to be greeted by four sticks, so I turned around, and the four sticks knocked on me.

At this time, outside the temple of Simian, there were actually four warrior monks with ring sticks, they were half-naked, showing their strong muscles, standing straight, pointing at us with a ring stick in one hand, pinching out a Buddha seal with the other, and the four bald heads were all eyes closed, disdainful of talking to me.

"What's the matter, do you think Chinese is too broad and profound to understand? Tuoxin, translate for them! I rubbed the part where I was beaten with a stick and said with a grudge, "What kind of person is this, it's too violent and bloody." ”

Tuoxin smiled bitterly, stepped forward, and said a few words of Thai very politely, which sounded to me as a short greeting: "Tuoxin, don't bluff me, you kid, translate to them exactly what I scolded them just now!" ”

Takushin opened his mouth to say a few more words, but when I saw that his face was normal, even smiling, I knew that he was definitely not helping me translate the words that scolded them—how could he laugh and curse.

The four warrior monks didn't pay attention to Tuoxin, and they didn't even roll their eyelids.

Yang Chun carefully put Xiao Meng on the ground beside him, stood up and whispered in my ear, "The four of them can't be deaf, right?" ”

"It's really possible," I quietly stepped forward, scolded a few more words in front of the four warrior monks, and waved my fist in front of them before turning around and said, "Maybe you're still blind." ”

"Tsk, it's so pitiful......" Yang Chun said sympathetically.

I also nodded thoughtfully, who knew that there was a stuffy stick behind my head, which beat me to the point that I was full of stars, I turned my head angrily, but the four warrior monks were still motionless, and I didn't know which bald donkey beat me, so I gritted my teeth in anger: "Who, aren't the monks merciful, what kind of caution are they playing, if they want to fight, stand up, let's fight in a dignified manner, what kind of hero is a stuffy stick!" ”

The four warrior monks still refused to speak.

"Tuoxin, you stand back, see if I don't kill these bald heads."

I stepped forward and circled the four of them back and forth for two or three minutes, stunned without speaking, and finally put my hand on the shoulder of a warrior monk, and said in an arrogant tone: "You beat that stick just now, right?" Don't admit it, I just look at you kid is the most unpleasant, especially your eyebrows, look at you, look at you, it's too obscene. ”

I was so stimulated by words, if I were another person, I would have been blowing my beard and glaring and raising my sleeves, but this monk's heart is so good, no matter what I say, he is unmoved, it seems that he must have to put in some real effort.

I slowly put my face next to the monk's face, looked up and down carefully, Yang Chun said on the side: "Damn, Ah Shui, don't disgust me, you kid, I always thought you were a straight man, but I didn't expect you to not only like men, but also like monks, this cos is a bit big!" ”

I glared back at Yang Chun: "You wait for Abba, and go back to clean you up." ”

As soon as the words fell, I took a half step back and reached out to the monk's face...... Squeezed the pimple on the tip of his nose.

"Ahh

The bald head finally couldn't help but open his eyes, and the hand with the Buddha seal couldn't help but cover his nose and look at me with resentment.

"I'll go, this trick is a bit ruthless." Yang Chun was stunned from the side.

"Evil Thing...... Hurry up and get out. ”

The remaining warrior monks around him finally couldn't sit still, and they opened their eyes one after another, and one of them seemed to know Chinese, and said such a sentence and asked me to leave.

Let me go? How is this possible, we finally came to Simian Temple, Xiaomeng was seriously injured because of this, and now it is in danger, where do they let us go back and forth? How can this be true?

I suddenly said unhappily: "I'm not leaving, I want to see the abbot of Kushu." ”

"Abbot Kushu, in the close, closed, I don't have time to see you."

I was already a little upset, this monk obviously can't speak Chinese, I have to use the Thai accent to make noise in my ears, plus he wants me to leave, my heart has long been a little angry, fortunately, Tuoxin reached out in time to stop me, only to listen to him communicate with the monk in Thai for a long time, before sighing and saying: "He said that Master Kulai did not let us enter Simian Temple." ”

I asked, confused, "What is Kulai?" Bitter herbs? ”

When the four warrior monks heard me say this, they were immediately a little angry, and they even raised their band sticks, ready to beat me, I glared at them: "Don't think that anyone can beat me with a band in hand, I am not your apprentice, you have no right to teach me." ”

When it comes to swearing, these warrior monks are obviously not my opponents, and when I say this, they are immediately speechless, put away their ring sticks and stand aside indignantly.

"Ku Lai is the younger brother of the abbot of Kushu, a Taoist unfathomable, in the status of Buddhism transcendental, I heard that he is responsible for taking care of all aspects of the Simian Temple, and the abbot of Kushu is dedicated to seeking Buddha, rarely paying attention to the world." Tuoxin explained.

"Then why didn't he let us in?"

"Abbot Kulai acted for no reason." The warrior monk on the side said.

"Why not, why?" I asked rhetorically.

The warrior monk was stunned: "There is no why, there is no why." ”

"Everything in the world always has a cause and effect, and he is not the four-faced Buddha, why do things without a reason, I want to ask him why there is no why."

The warrior monk was completely stunned, and he didn't know how to answer me for a long time, his Chinese was not good, so when he heard my words like a tongue twister, he couldn't digest it after racking his brains, let alone him, even Yang Chun was stunned on the side, and patted me on the shoulder and said: "Okay, you boy, I see that you have the potential to be a comedian actor, and you will retire in the future and follow Teacher Guo Degang to sell lip service." ”

I slapped his hand away: "You still know Guo Degang." ”

The more we talked, the happier we became, and I didn't pay attention to the four warrior monks at all, just when I was about to imitate Mr. Guo Degang to talk about a cross talk, the monk knocked on my head again: "Buddhism is important...... No noise. ”

I was beaten with a stick, and I was very unhappy, but this stick completely angered me, and then I remembered the matter: "You four get out of the way, I want to enter the temple!" ”

The warrior monks chattered a few more words, and I looked at Takushin suspiciously, and Takushin translated: "They said that if you want to enter the temple, you must pass them first." ”

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Tomorrow's chapter will be restored to eleven o'clock at noon.,There's a little time tonight.,It should be able to code out the manuscript.,If it's not updated at eleven o'clock tomorrow.,It's going to be updated on time at half past twelve~~