Uncle Li sent a sign for a while, looked up at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and saw that Yang Yi was also thinking about something in that dementia, his heart moved, and he quickly swept away the anxious look on his face, pretending to look at the two of them as if nothing had happened, and said: "Well, in order to save the peach girl, I was still in trouble, I didn't want to harm the innocent, but I also wanted to grasp a little, and now this fortune teller is really a fat pig arching the door, looking for death by himself, then let's not be polite, what, let those soldiers outside come in, Carry these five small coffins back to the yamen, and the uncle will let that evil guy have evil retribution! ”

After that, Uncle Li got up and began to search inside and outside the house, seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were very puzzled, they didn't know what Uncle Li was looking for.

After watching it for a while, Yang Yi couldn't help it, and looked at Uncle Li, who was dizzy from him, and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, what did you lose, you can't find it so persistently, hehe"

"I didn't give the fuck anything, but I wanted to do something about it, you know?" Li Shu'er glanced at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and smiled, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou knew that this old liar must be playing some kind of ghost again.

Sure enough, Uncle Li looked around in the life hall for a while, happily came out with a copper rooster the size of a real chicken, and looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou who called a smug: "See, this is what Uncle is looking for, do you know why Uncle is very sure that there will be a copper rooster here, tell you, this copper rooster is a treasure of smart feng shui, which can make the owner rich and prosperous, and can also restrain centipedes, peach blossoms and other fierce evils, so I conclude that this money-obsessed dog will definitely set up a copper rooster in the house, It's just that why didn't this guy put the copper rooster in the position of the outer hall facing the door, and I had to spend so much effort on my uncle, it's really hateful, grandma's! ”

Looking at Uncle Li, who took other people's things and smashed the pot and smashed the bowl, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were speechless, and said in their hearts that this master is really good enough, the whole is an old hooligan, this is, and it is a hooligan who can spell, no one can stop it, I obeyed, and I was completely humbled.

Uncle Li saw Yang Yi and Wei Ergou looking at him with a crying and laughing face, his old face was flat, and he said: "What are you two like, go, hurry up and go out and call someone, come in and carry the coffin, and when it is noon, you can't see the sun, and you ...... in Salem."

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou came back to their senses at this time, and hurriedly went out to call the soldiers to come in and carry the coffin.

After those soldiers came in, they were a little surprised when they saw the five small coffins, but they were veterans who were accustomed to fighting and fighting, and they had long been numb to these coffins of life and death, and after being stunned, they began to carry the small coffins out casually.

Li Shu'er threw the copper rooster to Wei Ergou, followed the soldiers carrying the coffin, and returned to the county government all the way.

Seeing that the soldiers came back with five small coffins, the soldiers who were responsible for protecting the county government were restless, but seeing Li Shu'er following behind, they all knew that such an obscene old fairy was the guest of honor of the military marshal, and many soldiers were entangled by those Yin soldiers at the beginning, or Li Shu'er helped them get rid of the entanglement of the Yin soldiers, and they had always been like gods to Li Shu'er, so they naturally didn't dare to stop Li Shu'er, so those soldiers carried the five small coffins to the main hall with a mischievous expression.

Hearing the commotion outside, Zhu Xiyan walked out wearing a big coat, and Xu San and other henchmen followed behind him inch by inch.

"What is the noise? Eh, who let you carry the coffin in, is it to make longevity materials for the commander of the army, and want to disturb the morale of the army? Don't you think that this army's handsome steel knife is unfavorable? Zhu Xiyan looked at the soldiers majestically and shouted loudly.

"The military commander is angry, this has nothing to do with the soldiers, it is all the idea of the real person, the military commander is not to blame, hehe" Seeing that Zhu Xiyan was so powerful, Li Shu'er smiled, and quickly came out from behind the soldiers who were so frightened that they wanted to kneel, looked at Zhu Xiyan and smiled.

"Uh......" saw that it was Uncle Li's masterpiece, and Zhu Xiyan knew that Uncle Li was not the kind of boring person, there must be a reason, so

He asked slowly.

"Well, let's go into the back hall and talk about it, please." Uncle Li saw that there were too many soldiers around, so he arched his hand and motioned for Zhu Xiyan to speak behind.

Zhu Xiyan naturally knew that Uncle Li was afraid of being too talkative, so he stopped talking and followed Uncle Li straight to the back hall.

Entering the back hall, Uncle Li pretended to look at Zhu Xiyan with a sad face and sighed: "The military marshal doesn't know, this family has a difficult scripture, my granddaughter, who has been weak since she was a child, is haunted by the hundred ghosts, every five years a small calamity, ten years of a big calamity, these days coincide with the day of the great calamity, the poor road needs to do a disaster for my hard-working granddaughter, need these small coffins to make tools, just disturbed the military marshal, panicked, and hope to forgive the sin." ”

Uncle Li's lies were straightforward, the performance was sincere, and the expressions, movements and language were meticulous, which made Zhu Xiyan unable to move, and laughed heartily: "So that's the case, why didn't the old fairy say it earlier, Xi Yan is also good to come up with ideas, besides, this coffin coffin is the meaning of promotion and wealth, the official wealth takes the initiative to come to the door, what is the taboo, but it is a good omen, haha"

deceived that Zhu Xiyi, Li Shu'er didn't have time to talk more, so he confessed to Zhu Xiyan, and took Yang Yi and Wei Ergou with those soldiers, and carried the five small coffins directly to Li Shu'er's room.

Entering the room, Li Shu'er let Yang Yi and Wei Ergou put the stones on the ground, and then let the soldiers put the five small coffins on the stones, and then brought out some scattered silver to reward the soldiers and sent them away.

After the soldiers left, Uncle Li covered all the windows of the room with dark cloth, lit an ever-bright lamp and a bowl of rice at the top of each coffin, and some snacks, and hung a string of five emperor coins strung with red threads on the top of each coffin, and then let out a sigh of relief and motioned for Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to sit down and talk.

"Uncle, what are you busy doing, bringing these little ghosts back to dry their hair?" Wei Ergou poured a cup of tea, tilted his neck and drank it cleanly, and then asked.

"These five little ghosts have been killed by the fortune teller dog to cultivate, and helped him do a lot of bad things, including the killing of the innocent girl this time, all of which were driven by the fortune teller to carry out these five little ghosts, if they are still left in the life hall, sooner or later it will be a scourge, not good, these little ghosts are gone, that can become a demon, I don't know how many people will suffer at that time, I want to take advantage of their not yet become a climate, they will be destroyed. But, not at the moment, I want to use these five little ghosts to catch the fortune-telling king eight lambs back, and then borrow the body of that guy, for the peach girl to suffer the thunder robbery, this is called moving flowers and trees, stealing beams and changing pillars, originally uncle I don't want to use this method, after all, to kill an innocent person's life, but this king eight lambs actually dare to use this evil art to raise little ghosts to kill people, then he is to blame, and he is also to blame for himself, and he is also a good way for heaven, so that the world knows that good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and there are evil causes that must bear the consequences of evil, it is too perfect, hehe" Uncle Li slapped his face, and his expression was quite excited.

"Okay, okay, you are just a popper, you can tell a great truth about benefiting the country and the people and maintaining world peace, we are convinced, we must be, then what should we do now, uncle?" It turns out that Wei Ergou thinks that he is good enough, with just one mouth, he can strip those little hot girls up and down, but since he followed Uncle Li, he knows what it means that there are people outside the sky, if he meets Uncle Li, no matter who it is, he has to admit it, this really responds to the famous saying of Zi Said: The mountain is the mountain, the river is the river, and the big hooligans have to get shells (shells, sound coughs, which means that they all have to drop the chain and be taken down).

Because they have long been accustomed to Yang Yi and Wei Ergou often looking at their eyes with admiration (of course, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou do not agree with this one-sided and wishful thinking misunderstanding of Li Shu'er, they prefer to interpret that kind of look as a helpless self-deprecation that belongs to a black line in the head and is powerless), Li Shu'er smiled reservedly, and asked Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to go out and ask for some pastries and dishes to come in, and also to ask for a jar of Fen wine.

After a while, the wine, food and pastries were ready, Li Shu'er washed his hands, and asked Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to open the coffin lids of the five small coffins, and a gust of wind rose on the ground, and the flames of the five ever-bright lights, which were the only source of light in the room, shook violently and were almost extinguished.

"Monkey cub, when you come to me, you dare to be so arrogant, I really don't know that the prince of Ma has three eyes, it's ridiculous." Li Shu'er sneered, bit his index finger, and flicked the blood of his finger to the flame of the ever-bright lamp in turn.

At this moment, the wooden carved statues in the five coffins suddenly stood up, staring at Uncle Li with scarlet eyes, looking directly at Uncle Li, and the dull face revealed a strange smile, which was a genuine sly smile.

"Hmph, you evil obstacles, although you unfortunately died early in your lifetime, but that is also the will of heaven, it is destined in the book of life and death in the underworld, you should go to the underworld to reincarnate as soon as possible, and find a good place for the next life, I don't want you to be bewitched by the mage, and you are willing to sell your soul to him and become his accomplice, and today it falls into the hands of the real people, are you willing to get lost and know back?" When Li Shu'er saw the five wooden statues staring at him with disdain, he knew that the ghosts in the bronze statues were angry and ready to attack him, so he said loudly, hoping to make them honest and obedient.

The five wooden statues were erected above the coffin, and they were unmoved by Uncle Li's words, and suddenly, they saw a thick black gas as black as pine smoke coming out from the back of the wooden statues, and the room was suddenly filled with a spicy and pungent smell.