When I woke up, the first thing I saw was ...... Wang Yifei. At that time, this biaozi was wearing a hospital gown, his head was wrapped like a hairy egg, and he was looking around with his eyebrows and rat eyes.

"Oops," I wanted to ask him what it was, but as soon as he moved, he had a splitting headache and couldn't help but scream. If you look closely, aha, I've got tubes all over my body, and I'm dressed like Squidward, is this swollen, SpongeBob SquarePants?

"Oh shit, you're awake, you've been asleep for two days. If you don't wake up, I'll have to write you a message of condolence. Seeing that I was awake, the fat man hurried over, and although he still had that kind of unwavering virtue on his face, I could clearly see tears in the corners of his eyes.

My heart is hot, it's worth it to have such a buddy who cares about you. However, I immediately exclaimed: "Uncle Li, where is Uncle Li? ”

The fat man wanted to speak and stopped, and I was about to get to the bottom of it, when a very thin little nurse with a big voice rushed in: "Eh, I said what's the matter with you, how many times have you been, this is the intensive care unit, you can't enter casually." You're really good at hobs. Get out! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll leave immediately, I'm not worried about it, ah, it's just him, people can pass it on for three generations, if he Ga Ben'er is something, their family will collapse." Hey, don't push me, you push me again? Seeing that the little nurse was pushing and shoving herself, the fat man was a little unhappy.

"What's wrong with me pushing you, I'm pushing you, what's wrong?" The little nurse looked like his father, stubble (ballast), and he didn't have the pot of urine at all.

"You said you couldn't push me, why are you pushing me?" The fat man is interested in teasing toothpicks with other little girls, this grandson whose hormones are boiling so much, it is estimated that his screen name must be "refuse" to remove the word "sideways", giant color (sai, three sounds).

"Flutter", the little nurse was also amused by him, "Okay, I know that your brotherhood is very meaningful, but can you take good care of him if you look at it like this, isn't it, okay, let's go, I still have to take his temperature." ”

"Hey, hey, I really can't go when you say that, you know," the fat man is really two-skinned, he followed the little nurse's words, and stepped in again, "This grandson, you don't know, Tese, if he is unconscious, it will be absolutely safe, but when he wakes up, I really don't feel at ease, mainly worried about you, little sister, I'm afraid of him, messy." You measure yours, ah, it's okay, I'll look at him a little, watch out for biting you. ”

"Wang Yifei, I buried your fucking coffin of sixteen feet." I'm all confused, is this mountain cannon the head let the donkey kick and then steam it in the pot, what kind of mess, it's all mess.

"Yes, I don't have your restless son, Uncle Li has criticized me before, and the fat man is a daughter to send ......" The fat man was stunned for a moment, I knew that he realized that he had mentioned Uncle Li's name again.

In fact, from the fat man's spitting and dodging words, I have already guessed that Uncle Li is more than lucky, but people are like this, they always don't want to think about the worst, and always deceive themselves and pray for a miracle to happen. However, the reality is a ruthless biaozi who always stabs you when you are most helpless, making your heart ache.

"Fatty, don't hold on, Uncle Li, it's gone, is it?" I endured my grief and asked the fat man, but I didn't know that I was already in tears.

The fat man was like a deflated balloon all of a sudden, the ruffian look on his face was gone, and the tears and snot were all down in an instant: "Well, Uncle Li is gone." Kaizi, if you are a master, you have to stop, ah, take care of your injuries, let's avenge Uncle Li and calm the ghost nest of those grandsons. ”

"Uncle Li......" The fat man hugged me, and the two big men grinned and cried like a mess.

That spicy little nurse didn't interfere with us, maybe she could understand how sad it must be for two old men who died to cry like this.

After crying for a while, the little nurse patted the fat man on the shoulder: "If you don't want him to be in a coma for the second time, it's best to shut up now, is it, fat brother?" ”

"Huh? Ah, what you say, listen to you. The fat man pursed his face and went out obediently. Before going out, the fat man turned around and said, "Lao Tian is coming back to see you, I guess I have something to say to you." ”

Tian Qigong came to Yakesh? This old boy wants to come early, maybe Uncle Li won't die. This hindsight's grandson, or no matter how people say that the police are reliable, the sow can be ...... Hey, nurse, why are you still wearing a military uniform inside, is this very popular now?

"Where do you look, you? It seems that your friend is not joking," the little nurse glared at me angrily, "but it also means that you are completely conscious." By the way, we are here in the Army 153 Hospital, so we all wear military uniforms and don't make a fuss. ”

What, I'm lying on the bed, and you bend down to take your temperature, and of course I can see the pine green half-sleeved military lining inside your nurse's uniform. What's this, how can it rise to the height of morality to criticize me, I'll go, this is really lying down and getting shot.

Wang Yifei, you have a mouth full of tongues and eat wicker latte baskets?? The calf stuff made up nonsense, I curse you to have a girlfriend, all of them are split, playing mahjong is missing, nine buckets, landlords, four two, two with two kings, you don't bring spring, I'll wipe it!

Fortunately, after the fat man and the little nurse were so disturbed, the grief in my heart due to the loss of Uncle Li was also slightly reduced.

Near noon, the spicy nurse brought me a bowl of white porridge and a plate of delicate pickles. I have the heart to cry when I see it.,Dude has slept with a flat stomach for two days.,This little thing to feed the birds is a god.,Why do you have to get me an elbow or something.。

"I want to die, you, you are now recovering from a serious illness, and you can only eat a small amount of liquid food first." The little nurse still doesn't have a good face, I guess the little girl completely treats me as a hooligan wearing Abani, and I'm ashamed of this old face. Fortunately, while the little girl was bowing her head and copying my monitor records, I secretly took a look at her badge: Service Number: 2113, Name: Shen Han, Position: Nurse, Military Rank: Second Class Non-commissioned Officer.

Shen Han, you really make me feel cold.

After swallowing the bowl of white porridge that was as clear as water and as clear as a mirror, I burped and sighed.

"Why are you, why are you so wrong?" Shen Han was about to take my temperature, and at the same time he gave me a blank look.

"Chewing Baby Bei (Northeast dialect: refers to the rumination behavior of cattle and other animals chewing the grass in their stomachs and then chewing it in their mouths for the second time), this is my brother's unique mastery, things are first stored in the throat and eyes, and then slowly tasted in the mouth." The fat man was driven away, and I was idle alone, and I was disgusted by Shen Han.

Maybe what the fat man said is not all nonsense, maybe I really have some frivolous little seeds in my bones, which will germinate tenaciously once they meet the right soil. However, that sassy year doesn't think about spring, not to mention that my brother who has been aged for many years has no shape and no shape, but my brother wants to be your object's batch of dung?

However, if you want to talk about Shen Han, I really don't think about it at all, I rub it, this girl, she doesn't look good at her face, Danfeng's eyes are slightly eyebrows, and the bridge of her small nose is as high as a steep peak. When I followed Uncle Li in the psychological clinic and had nothing to eat cherry blossoms, Uncle Li once told me that according to the view of "Mai Shenxiang", the phoenix eyes flew obliquely into the sideburns, and the lion roared in Hedong and couldn't sleep. is talking about marrying a girl with this kind of appearance as a daughter-in-law, then don't point to Ansheng, all aspects...... It's all overbearing, what, you know.

In the past, my old aunt had this face, and she insisted on chasing my uncle who dared to hold a kitchen knife when he was in middle school and snatched two of his bags of dry noodles out of two streets, and the uncle with underworld potential, who was more domineering than torture to extract confessions, and definitely belonged to the restricted level, so I won't go into details here.

Just one example, according to my memory, my aunt loves to laugh very much, the Northeast ladies are big in their own lump (tuo, figure, weight), and that guy will laugh again, more? Man. There was a time when my uncle and my aunt were going to make villains, and they had to work hard at night. Anyway, at night, as long as I saw my aunt smiling at him, my uncle ran to the sofa in the living room with his luggage. My aunt was not happy, grabbed my uncle and sat under his buttocks, and asked, "What do you mean, what are you running?" ”

My uncle looked up and said with a urine: "Daughter-in-law (Northeast dialect: daughter-in-law's pronunciation is washing) I'm afraid, I'm afraid of dying on you." ”

can make a Northeast man look like this bear, it's domineering enough.

Lying on the hospital bed, I gaged with Shen Han, just trying not to recall the scene that happened in the Jianxing Hotel, and I didn't want to believe that Uncle Li, the old liar who seemed to be uncooked and cooked, was really dead. However, when Tian Qigong led two capable young men in black suits into my hospital room, my blood still rushed to my head.

"Do you hate me very much in your heart, thinking that if I could send more people to Uncle Li, this kind of thing would not have happened?" Tian Qigong really acted very differently from ordinary people, and when he entered the ward, he didn't ask those salty and indifferent words such as "You woke up, how do you feel", but broke my inner thoughts in one sentence.

I smiled coldly: "Isn't it, ordinary people look like supermen, and when they compare the real chapters, they all shrink, no wonder people say that the most unreliable organization in the world is the world." ”

Tian Qigong waved his hand and let the two unsmiling young men out, while the back sat expressionlessly opposite me: "You are so emotional, I have been shaken by the correctness of my original selection of you." ”