Chapter 3: Messing with Foxes

Dead a fox cub, Lin Laoshi didn't care, anyway, sooner or later he had to skin and sell it to a big family, early death, late death, it didn't make a difference, but he saved the knife. He looked up at the sky, it had just snowed last night, and it hadn't sunny, it was gloomy today, and it was gloomy, and he had the intention of continuing, Lin Laoshi didn't dare to delay more, and walked home with two fox cubs.

It is said that since Li is pregnant, his body has begun to be lazy, Lin Laoshi also loves her, and the family is busy with all the big and small affairs, usually early in the morning, Lin Laoshi will go to dig out the chicken nest to cook an egg for himself to eat, I don't know what's wrong today, I went out in the morning, it will be almost noon and I haven't come back, isn't there something?

Li Shi took care of his thoughts, and wanted to find Lin Laoshi, but as soon as he pushed the door open, the snow at the door was very deep, and she was inconvenient for fear of slipping and hurting the fetus, so she didn't dare to go out, and returned to the house and waited restlessly, until the sound of stepping on snow came from the yard at noon, and it was Lin Laoshi who came back, and Li's heart was put back in his stomach.

Li Shi put his heart down, but he became angry, thinking that even if you have something to go out, you should say hello to yourself, just silently disappeared, and you don't take yourself seriously. With his eyebrows raised, he waited for Lin Laoshi to push the door in and say a few words to him, but as soon as the door opened, Lin Laoshi was covered in blood, and he was still carrying a bloody thing in his hand, so he couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly asked, "Honest, what's going on?" ”

Lin honestly sighed, and told the whole thing, Li stomped his feet after listening to it and said: "The people in the mountains are most afraid of provoking the yellow and white things of Huliu, our village, the place is remote and not populated, the yin qi is heavy, and the yang qi is less, it is not as good as those big cities and big cities, even if it eats our chicken, you don't have to catch up, have you forgotten the matter of the fox fairy fan of the old Li family in the east of the village last year?" ”

Speaking of this is also an evil surname, the old Li family in the east of the village is also a poor family, last summer to help Wang Decai's family look at the melon field, a few nights lost melons, Wang Decai wanted to deduct the old Li Tou's wages, annoyed the old Li Tou, and put a few mouse traps under the melon, and did not sleep at night, carrying a stick to guard the melon field, and heard a squeak in the second half of the night...... The cry, following the sound, I saw one of the rat traps with one of the hind legs of the big yellow fox sandwiched on it.

Lao Li was annoyed, went up is a stick, hit the fox squeaked, broke free from the mouse sleeve and ran lame, the next day Lao Li's mother-in-law was fascinated by the fox, this incident alarmed the whole village, the whole village of strong men went to help, Lin Laoshi also went, to Lao Li's house, I saw that the door of his house was open, the Li family's mother-in-law sat on the kang in the main house, motionless, her face was covered by a lock of long hair and could not see clearly. His limbs were tightly tied with hemp rope, and Lao Li was anxiously surrounding the kang.

Lin Laoshi still wondered if there was such a big incident in Lao Li's family, why didn't he see his eldest son? With such a big effort, his eldest son came back with a gloomy man in his forties, who was not tall, his face was pale and gloomy, and he looked very uncomfortable. When everyone saw the old man coming over and dodging a way, Lin Laoshi listened to a few older mothers-in-law muttering, saying that this old man was a widower in Zihe Village, and he knew these things.

The so-called Yin Errand, according to folklore, is that the living go to the underworld to do things. The human world and the underworld are two worlds, and the general underworld and the human world are not connected. The people who go on errands are sent to the world by the king of Hades, so they have some magical powers.

Generally speaking, someone in the family has been sick for a long time, the condition is abnormal, the drug effect is ineffective, the family disaster is not a single line, there are often wild things into the house, there are strange noises in the house, such people will be invited to see, of course, it is not in vain, there is always something to offer, and it depends on whether people are willing to take your job.

However, Lin Laoshi didn't see anything unusual about this old man when he looked left and right, who knew that as soon as the old man entered the courtyard of Lao Li's house, the originally quiet Li family's mother-in-law on the kang jumped up, her movements were very fast, her hands were tied, and she suddenly jumped up, which scared Lin Laoshi, and couldn't help but shiver.

Lin Laoshi has lived for more than 30 years, and he has never seen such a terrifying living person. The mother-in-law of the Li family was pale, her eyes flashed with a strange red, her big mouth was smiling, her front teeth had all fallen off, and her big open mouth had turned into a black hole. The cheeks on both sides of her mouth were covered with blood, and a few pieces of broken bowl stubble passed through her face, still dripping blood.

The old king, who was on a bad errand, suddenly spoke: "Go and help your daughter-in-law well." ”

When Lao Li heard this, he hurriedly walked to the kang and helped his mother-in-law to sit upright, and carefully covered her head with a red cloth. As soon as the red cloth covered her head, something happened suddenly, and the mother-in-law, who was originally stupid, jumped up from the pit suddenly, and made a sharp voice from her mouth: "You want to catch me, it's so easy." As he spoke, he jumped down from the pit, and Lao Li went to catch it but pounced.

Lao Wang hurriedly shouted: "Catch her quickly, don't let her escape." ”

Several sturdy men in the village hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, who knew that she suddenly became very strong, and with a smile in her mouth, she broke the rope tied to her with all her strength. When Lin Laoshi saw this scene, he also stretched out his hand and went up to grab the Li family's mother-in-law, and at this time, Lao Li and several people also pressed her to the ground. Who knew that she suddenly didn't resist again, she was held down and squatted on the ground, one hand was grabbed by Lao Litou, and the other hand like dry wood stretched out and grabbed the broken bowl fragments on the ground.

This scene was too terrifying, and Lin honestly watched it in a daze. Grabbing the hand of the Li family's mother-in-law, she couldn't help but loosen it, and at this time, the Li family's mother-in-law freed her hand, suddenly opened her mouth, poured all the pieces of the porcelain bowl in her hand into her mouth, and squeak~~squeak~~ chewed hard. Blood kept pouring down the corners of her mouth, but she kept being silly.

The mother-in-law of the Li family laughed like a night owl, making a strange sound of "桀塀". This situation frightened everyone in the village, and then Lao Wang suddenly took a step forward, he had an inch-long silver needle in his hand, walked over and pinched the Li family's mother-in-law's acupoint with his left hand, and shouted at her: "Who are you?" What are you doing? ”

The mother-in-law of the Li family rolled her eyes, and let out a howl that was no longer human, but Lao Wang just held her human acupoint and didn't let go. After a stalemate of about two minutes, the Li family's mother-in-law said in a strange tone: "Who am I when you ask?" I'm your Grandpa Hu, this old mongrel is a person who doesn't know anything, isn't it just that he ate a few broken melons, not to mention the trap on his grandfather, and he also clamped his grandfather's leg, this matter can't be counted......"

As soon as the mother-in-law of the Li family spoke, the people around her immediately quarreled like a fried pot, saying everything, but it could be seen that everyone was very scared, Lao Wang did not move, and shouted at him loudly: "I eat food in the underworld, and I also have some friendship with the local city god, his man is not sensible, I will accompany you for him, you give me a face, let's go, okay?" ”

"No, no, I can't come in vain, I want to drink halaqi, I want to drink hala gas....... I will leave after drinking halaqi, and I will leave after drinking halaqi......"

Lao Li Tou pressed his mother-in-law and asked anxiously: "Promise him no matter what, what is Halaqi?" ”

Lao Wang snorted coldly: "He's going to drink, go get some wine." ”

Lao Li Tou's family is poor and there is wine, or Aunt Zhao in the village has a good heart, and she saved some wine for her son to bring it over during the New Year, and Lao Li Tou carefully took the wine jar and put it on the kang. Lao Wang also let go of the hand that was holding the Li family's mother-in-law's acupoint. When the mother-in-law of the Li family saw the wine, her mouth immediately flowed out of her mouth. I grabbed it impatiently and slapped the mud seal very quickly. Raised his head and raised his head, "Goo Dong, Goo Dong~~" and poured it down.

The wine is rice wine, and it is not strong, but there are ten catties of wine in that jar, and ordinary people drink it like this, and they don't break their stomachs? Seeing that her stomach was slowly bulging, Lao Wang hurriedly shouted: "I can't let her drink it, grab the wine jar." ”

Others, you look at me, I look at you, they are afraid of the yellow fox's revenge, no one dares to come forward to help, Lao Li Tou felt sorry for his mother-in-law, stepped forward with a rifle and grabbed the wine jar with both hands, and snatched the wine jar with all his might.

As soon as the wine jar was taken down, Lao Wang's face also showed a trace of tiredness, and he asked coldly: "You have also drunk the wine, it is time to leave now, right?" ”

The mother-in-law of the Li family blushed, danced with her hands, and said with a "giggle" smile: "Dead old man, how can I count my leg?" ”

The voice was shrill and harsh, not a woman's voice, nor like a man's voice, it sounded very awkward, like scraping the bottom of a pot with a knife.

Lao Wang raised his eyebrows, and said impatiently: "You also drank the wine, and her man also knows that it is wrong to offend you." If you say that you have no grudges and no hatred, let's go, don't rely on others. ”

The mother-in-law of the Li family didn't agree, "giggled" and said with a smile: "Ha Laqi drinks, I haven't eaten the trough cake yet, go and give Grandpa Hu and me some trough cakes." ”

Lao Li Tou was dizzy when he heard it, and he didn't know what was a trough cake, so he asked Lao Wang: "What is a trough cake?" ”

"It's pastry."

Lao Li Tou stayed there, unable to move, he was a poor family, he could eat a white flour steamed bun is the same as the New Year, and he has also heard of pastries, which are eaten by rich and noble people, he doesn't say that he wants to eat it, but he hasn't seen it, and he suddenly feels embarrassed and doesn't know what to do.

Lao Wang didn't have time to pay attention to his stupid appearance, and said to the Li family's mother-in-law in a deep voice: "Now there is a trough cake for you to eat?" Even if you want to buy it, you have to go to town, and it takes a day to come and go. In this way, you go back first, I will ask her old man to buy it for you tomorrow, and if you buy it, I will put it under the big locust tree at the head of the village, what do you think? ”

After Lao Wang said these words, the mother-in-law of the Li family suddenly jumped in anger, and shouted while jumping: "Don't fool your grandfather Hu, if you don't give me trough cake today, I will bring disaster to his mother-in-law." ”

The mother-in-law of the Li family jumped faster and faster on the kang and became more and more urgent, shouting at Lao Li while jumping: "If you don't give me trough cake, I will harm your daughter-in-law, if you don't give me trough cake, I will harm your daughter-in-law............" shouted and jumped, and suddenly pulled the gown off her body and threw it aside. As soon as this gown was taken off, only a thin obscene garment was left on her body.