Chapter 618: Go and find it, do it
"Eleven o'clock, ugly, the best time to get dirty." Chen Cheng said, "I know this. ”
"You've learned a lot." I laughed and said, "But now is not the time to show off your knowledge. ”
After a pause, I looked at Flowey tied to the cross and said, "Hurry up and take a handle, bring the gasoline and reeds, and surround it." ”
"Okay!"
Chen Cheng did not hesitate, and hurriedly brought all the reeds and gasoline with me.
We surrounded the flowers with reeds, then poured gasoline on the reeds, and after pouring out two-thirds of them, I told Chen Cheng to stop.
I lifted the gasoline drum alone, and without saying a word, I poured it directly on Flowey.
Suddenly Flowey began to struggle violently, and there was an ugly hissing sound in her mouth, and the sound cracked my lungs, and my scalp tingled when I heard it.
"Tsk, don't be so heartbreaking." Chen Cheng sighed, "I don't know, I think you're summoning your companions......"
Chen Cheng's words surprised me, and his face changed and said: "It's okay, Chen Cheng, hurry!" Let's bring those two pigs over! ”
"What's wrong, master?" Chen Cheng asked suspiciously.
"This guy is probably calling companions!" I said to him, "Let's move faster!" ”
"I'm going to ......" Chen Cheng's face changed, and he didn't talk nonsense, he ran to the hall with me as fast as he could, and carried the two pigs out.
"Put on your robes!"
In fact, it is only now that I understand why Taoist priests wear Taoist robes.
One is to let others know that he is a Taoist priest, and the other is because the Taoist robe is wide and contains many things.
For example, Chen Cheng has hundreds of charms in the pocket of a Taoist robe, but most of them are just pediatrics in my eyes, and they are okay to bluff people, but if you want to talk about real skills, it is really not very powerful.
"Town House Talisman!"
Chen Cheng listened to my password, and at the same time as me, he took out a town house charm and pasted it on the pig's mouth.
"Fu Tiger Demon Charm!"
“……”
While reciting the incantation, I and Chen Cheng covered the whole body of the two pigs with charms, and those charms were like rivers and lakes on the pigs.
After doing this in the shortest amount of time, I quickly walked over to the two pig slaughterers at the door, and put two evil amulets on their heads.
This kind of charm is specially used for the profession of the pig killer, I said before, the pig killer kills too heavy, and the general evil does not dare to get close at all, and this evil talisman can make the evil spirit on the pig killer's body expand a hundred times, not to mention the general ghost, even if the ghost comes, you have to take a detour.
Of course, this kind of charm is not something that ordinary people can draw, even I learned it half a month ago.
"Ahh......h
Huahua kept screaming in the yard, and the sound was so disturbing to hear that I simply asked Chen Cheng to stuff a spell in her mouth.
The spell seemed to have a chemical effect in its mouth, and it was constantly smoking, and some even emitted cyan sparks.
But even so, it only made Flowey's cry a little quieter.
"Chen Cheng." I turned my head and shouted, "Go to the hall and take out all the Western tokens of the third master." ”
"What are you doing with those things?" Chen Cheng asked curiously.
"You still don't understand?" I patiently explained, "This thing is not a pure corpse at all, but a Western vampire who has joined her." ”
I said to Chen Cheng: "I don't know if it's the Son of Heaven's gang, it's really crazy." ”
"Grass." Chen Cheng suddenly realized, "This is okay?" ”
"I need ......" I motioned for Chen Cheng to be quiet, leaned down, put my ear to the ground, and whispered, "It's here!" ”
"How many?" Chen Cheng asked.
"Two!"
"Squeak squeak!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a shrill cry in the distance, which pierced through the wall and rushed into my eardrums.
"Chen Cheng, hurry, burn!"
"Okay!"
When Chen Cheng heard my command, he dyed the matches and threw them into the reeds.
"Boom ......"
The match seemed to ignite the reed like a fuse, and with a bang a fire broke out, and the whole courtyard suddenly shone brightly.
"Squeak!"
Flowey, who was tied to the cross, screamed as the fire had spread to its body, and it began to burn with the reeds.
I looked into the distance, to the southeast of us, two lone spirits were looking over here, but they didn't come.
I know that it was Flowey's parents, and they were seeing Flowey off.
Luckily, they didn't come up looking for trouble, and it looks like they've already made a decision.
Huahua's parents didn't intervene, my whole person relaxed a lot, and then, Chen Cheng and I only needed to deal with the two female corpses that were flying towards us under the dark sky.
"it." Chen Cheng said speechlessly, "I can really fly, how can we fight?" ”
As soon as Chen Cheng's words fell, the two female ghosts flew to the door, looked at the two pig killers with some fear, and then made a detour into the courtyard.
It was already eleven o'clock at this time, and according to the agreement, the two pig killers could leave.
Chen Cheng and I had already greeted them, and we should leave at eleven o'clock, and never return to the courtyard.
In fact, the role of the two pig killers is that I used them to deal with Flowey's parents just in case, and now Flowey's parents, they can leave at any time.
So when the time came, the two pig killers walked away without looking back.
"Twilight!" Without saying a word, I just opened the twilight and took the red sword in my hand.
The two flying guys swept over the heads of me and Chen Cheng, and rushed straight towards Huahua, who was being cremated.
"Heaven and earth!" I threw out a black spell, and two large golden nets suddenly appeared between heaven and earth, covering the two Batmans who landed next to Flowey.
"Squeak......" The two Batman and Flowey were caught in the center of the net, and let out a terrible scream, they wanted to fly out, but it was difficult to break free.
"Not good!" In an instant, my complexion changed dramatically, and one of the Batgirls actually used her claws to open a hole in the net!
"What to do, master!" Chen Cheng's complexion also changed greatly.
"Stop him!" I was holding the red sword, but the fire was so dazzling that I couldn't see what the bat girl looked like, so I stabbed it directly.
The batgirl who had opened a hole was trapped by the net, and she couldn't break free, so she was stabbed directly by me with a sword, and her hands were cut off by me and fell into the fire.
At this moment, the two of them still did not give up the dying Huahua, and wanted to forcibly take Huahua away.
But how can Chen Cheng and I agree?
"Nine-character array!" I yelled at Chen Cheng.
Chen Cheng nodded, and changed directions at the same time as me, stepping on due north and south with his feet respectively, and when I drank out the soldiers, all the burning reeds flew up from the ground and hit Huahua's body.
The original few dying flowers were finally turned to ashes under the attack of the reeds.
"Roar!"
The other two batgirls roared in mournful sorrow, and the death of their companions obviously stimulated them greatly, and instead of running, they rushed towards me and Chen Cheng.
One of the bats waved one hand, and it directly shattered the net!
"it." Chen Cheng complained, "This is too violent!" ”
"What are you doing?" I saw Chen Cheng complaining in a daze, and hurriedly yelled at him, "Flying God Pig!" ”
"Huh? Oh! Chen Cheng reacted and immediately sat on the fat pig that had been placed in front of the reeds before.
The moment he sat up, the fat pig opened his eyes strangely, let out a snort of pig's feet, and flew straight up to the heavenly palace, taking Chen Cheng and a bat to fight.
And I was not polite, and swung the red sword again at the bat in front of me, whose hand had already been cut off by me.
The batgirl obviously knew the power of my red sword, and she screamed and retreated.
Taking advantage of this gap, I ran and rolled on the other pig on the ground, and the moment I sat up, I urged the charm attached to it, and suddenly the fat pig also opened its eyes, and two divine lights burst out from its eyes.
This kind of pig, named by me as the Flying God Pig, was a method that Chen Cheng and I came up with through an afternoon.
The two pigs themselves were kept here so that they could use a metaphysical ancient technique to deal with what might happen, but when chatting with Chen Cheng in the afternoon, they accidentally thought of a way to make the pigs fly.
There are more than 300 kinds of spells pasted on the bodies of the two sacred pigs, and they are not repeated, please have the rune thunder and lightning charms, and ride on this pig, just like there is a powerful mount in the game.
The Divine Pig took me up into the air slowly, although I was worried that I would fall without a seat belt, but at this time there was no way but to bite the bullet.
Over there, Chen Cheng's guy seemed to be accustomed to aerial combat, and the fat pig under his man's crotch was actually on par with the bat, and he vaguely had the upper hand.
After I floated into the air, I began to take a closer look at the batgirl on the other side.
This woman, it turned out that I had just returned to school and saw that guy, I didn't expect it to be transformed so quickly, the skin on its body was festering, and the bat wings behind it were also rotten and disgusting, and I was spitting when I saw it.
"It's disgusting." I'm green-faced, ready for a quick fight!
"As soon as the twilight comes out, ten thousand ghosts are convinced!" I directly recited the twilight mantra, and suddenly the wind around me was around, and my hair turned white in an instant.
"Boom ......"
In an instant, the coffin of red light appeared above my head, and the coffin was still shaking violently as before, as if something was about to burst out of it.
I was used to this situation, and I just snorted coldly: "Out!" ”
Suddenly, a fiery phoenix rushed out in my eyes and rushed directly into the bat's body, burning the bat's entire body.
But the batgirl was still fighting under the attack of my twilight eyes, which made me a little depressed, and quickly smashed the western cross on her body or something.
I don't know what those things are for, but they are so effective that they explode on it like firecrackers, blowing it to pieces.
After dealing with a Batgirl, I rushed up to help Chen Cheng, and the same move was performed again, and the Batgirl was also scattered on the ground.
And the charm on the pig under our crotch also happened to burn and began to slowly land.
Falling to the ground, Chen Cheng said in surprise: "I didn't expect to win so easily." ”
"Easy yarn." I was speechless and said, "If it weren't for the pigs flying, do you think we'd win?"
Although I said this a little funny, but the truth is that if it weren't for the two pigs taking me and Chen Cheng to fight in the air, we wouldn't have had a chance to get close to those two bats.
Chen Cheng said with a big grin: "Anyway, no matter what, this matter is over." ”
"Hmm." I nodded, looking at the human bodies scattered around me with pity, I wanted to see their past lives with twilight eyes, but now it's good, the corpse is broken, and I still look at a bird's egg.
After Chen Cheng and I cleaned up the debris on the ground, we directly burned all the fragments with a fire.
The next day, the five masters came to see that the yard was full of ashes, and a few old men swept it clean with a broom and divided it by two.
Chen Cheng and I came to the grave of Huahua's parents again, overlived for Huahua's parents, and burned some valuable money for Bai Wuchang in the previous method, and wrote the names of Huahua's parents on the paper money.
"Master." On the way back to Jilin University, Chen Cheng asked me, "Are you going to see Director Li tomorrow?" ”
"Yes." I rolled my eyes and said, "Don't call me master, how many times will I say it." ”
……
Back at Jilin University, Chen Cheng invited me to a big meal, and I don't know how much it cost him, anyway, he smiled when he went in, and almost cried when he came out.
In order to comfort Chen Cheng, I jokingly said to him: "Good apprentice, isn't it just a big meal, you have learned Taoism, don't you want all the money you want casually?" ”
"Yes." Chen Chengwei nodded hesitantly.
"But you remember, at least eighty percent of the money earned with Taoism has to be donated, and you can't spend it yourself, otherwise it won't end well, do you understand?" I said earnestly.
"Then you can tell me." Chen Cheng rolled his eyes.
"I dare to scold your master, are you awesome?" I laughed and slapped him on the ass and ran away.
I stayed with Chen Cheng at Jilin University for a day, and the next day I set out on the road to Li Daming's house.
According to my memory, I drove from Jilin to Li Daming's house and was stuck in traffic for six hours!
When I arrived at Li Daming's store, Li Daming was busy closing the stall, and Hu Baixian, who had a big belly, was helping on the side.
Seeing the days when the two couples loved each other in the distance, I expressed my envy, if only Zhu Xiaoli and I could be like this.
My sudden arrival surprised Li Daming and Hu Baixian, and they hurriedly took me home to ask around.
I asked all the things after I left last time, and after I finished speaking, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.
"Little Dragon." Hu Baixian said to me, "I know that you have always been in the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, what are you doing here this time?!" ”
When Hu Baixian asked this question, I was stunned, and I didn't know how to answer for a while.
Should I tell them that the Son of Heaven is coming here?
Watching Li Daming and Hu Baixian love each other, to be honest, I really can't bear to break the happy life of the two.
But I don't tell them that if disaster strikes suddenly, the two of them may not be able to accept it all at once.
I decided to tell them about it.
After Li Daming and Hu Baixian heard this, they looked at each other.
"Grass, what is the son of heaven is not the son of heaven!" Li Daming rarely burst into foul language, "As long as you dare to touch my child, Lao Tzu will fight with him." ”
"Director Li." I said to Li Daming, "Don't worry, things may not be irreparable." ”
Hu Baixian was silent on the side, and when he heard this, he hurriedly said, "What should we do?" ”
"Don't go out to set up a stall these days." I said, "I'm there to protect you, what do you think?" ”
"This ...... Xiaolong, I'm so embarrassed for you. Li Daming said with some embarrassment.
"It's fine." I said, "I'm also for the Yin Bead, and only by getting it can I save my friend." ”
To be honest, I don't know now whether I should hope for the Son of Heaven to come, or whether I should pray that the Son of Heaven will not come.
If the Son of Heaven comes, then Hu Baixian and his wife will definitely be in trouble.
But if I don't come, I won't be able to get the Yin Pearl, and Yishui and Uncle Nine will not be able to resurrect at that time.
I stayed at Hu Baixian and Li Daming's house for a week, and during this week, whether it was grocery shopping or shopping, I was by Li Daming and Hu Baixian's side, and I was about to become their personal bodyguard.
But fortunately, no one from the Son of Heaven came to trouble for a week.
But on the seventh day, someone called Li Daming to tell him that their store was on fire!
Li Daming's face changed at that time, and he was about to go out without saying a word.
But just in time for Hu Baixian's stomach ache, Li Daming finally handed Hu Baixian over to me to take care of, and went to the store to see what was going on.
As soon as Li Daming went, there was a problem immediately!
He went, but did not return until the evening.
After Hu Baixian's pain, I took her to the storefront, only to see that the door of the store had already been smashed, the goods were burned to ashes, and there were police around, but Li Daming was the only one to be seen.
Immediately, Hu Baixian panicked and said to me: "Xiaolong, where is Daming, where has Daming gone?" ”
"Don't worry." I said, "Let's go and find out." ”
Hu Baixian and I searched around for a long time, and asked all the people in Siye, but they all said that they hadn't seen Li Daming.
In a hurry, I hurriedly called the president of Jilin University, and after the president knew about it, he personally rushed over and took me and Hu Baixian to the police station to watch the surveillance video!
The surveillance shows that Li Daming came here in a hurry in the morning, and after seeing the store being smashed, the whole person seemed to be stupid, and left the store slowly.
Seeing Li Daming's footsteps, I immediately knew that something was wrong, and the people of the Son of Heaven still did it!
Li Daming's heels were raised high, and only his toes landed on the ground, so it was clear that he was being put on the body by an evil thing!