Chapter 13: Insisting on others to drink ends up hurting themselves/Men are not just big pigs' trotters
"Hahahaha!
Brother Pan, you can't do it!"
Yu Lei was quite arrogant and blew with the wine bottle.
At this time, the wine bottle in his hand was no longer Pan Sen's 48° white drink, but a 68° real liquor!
"Haha, good grandson! You can't do it, you're getting drunk! You can get drunk with a drink, you are really embarrassed by the face of our wine fairy Pan family. ”
The old wine fairy picked up the wine bottle and touched it with Yu Lei, and then despised his grandson.
Pan Sen, who was already drunk, said in a bit of a daze: "No! Dad is the face of the drunkard fairy!"
The wine fairy family is still allergic to alcohol?
What a shame!
I, Pan Sen, want to be a Bacchus bear! The bears will never be slaves!
Uhhhh
Yu Lei saw Pan Sen's face of compassion when he started talking nonsense, especially when he saw that the green tendons on his father's head were about to explode, Yu Lei could foresee Pan Sen's tragic situation tomorrow.
"Dad, Xiao Sen and I are going to work at the zoo tomorrow, so you can have a drink with this little brother Yu first. Pan Sen's father dragged Pan Sen on one leg and said to his father as he walked.
Yes, there is no need to wait until tomorrow, Yu Lei mourned for Pan Sen for three seconds, after all, he was the brother who opened the door to a new world for him, and the three-second silence could be regarded as benevolent and righteous.
Speaking of which, Yu Lei really wants to thank Pan Sen, after all, if Pan Sen didn't directly pour wine to Yu Lei, Yu Lei would never know that he was immune to such a thing!
Of course, ordinary wine doesn't know if it's immune, at least there will be no problem with how much Yu Lei drinks this immortal wine, after all, this immortal wine contains energy, and drunkenness and wine are both a kind of energy.
Yu Lei estimated that everything he drank was stored by the system like a spiritual bow stored month by month. Therefore, now Yu Lei, the system interface has become-
Name: Yu Lei
[Fund] -233,116,211,050.38
【Race Description】A salted fish human with hundreds of billions of debts
[Neuronal Quality] 10
[Individual Energy Value], 100/101(10010)
【Skills】
Materialist View of History (Passive)
Salted Fish's Harm Vision (Active)
【Summons】
Bili New Year's Worship Little TV Dog
【Contract Weapons】
Bow Moon by Moon (Seal 2/7):
Spirit Arrow*1
【Foreign body in the body】
Fairy Spirit Wine 5L (Function: It's useless to you anyway)
Can be spit out
Can be concentrated
Although I don't know how much debt has risen again, at least I know the fact that this spirit wine is ineffective for me.
And in this way, things with aura will be isolated and stored when they enter their bodies, which is equivalent to a system space, although this system space is very unfriendly and can only be spit out······
But Yu Lei was also puzzled, after all, he scratched his hand yesterday, and he applied those black jade intermittent creams, but he was not swallowed by the system, and the injury on his hand was actually cured the next morning.
Could it be that this black jade intermittent ointment has no aura? Or does it mean that he is gifted and has an amazing physique? Yu Lei didn't have time to think about this, and once again pushed the cup and changed the bottle at the invitation of the old wine fairy.
Behind them, however, are one drunken werewolf after another.
Speaking of which, the name of this brew fairy family is also magical.
Grandpa, the old wine fairy is called Pan Mu.
Father, the alcohol-allergic brewmaster is called Pan Lin.
The grandson, the young wine fairy is called Panson.
It's really random to name a family of three, what's the name of another great-great-grandson?
Although there are four wood, five wood words are there, but Sogou Pinyin can't be typed. How to get a household registration when the time comes, and what to do if the child is studying?
By the way, this family is all pandas, and every day in addition to cultivating immortals, they are checking in at the zoo to sell cuteness, and there is no operation of going to school at all. Yu Lei figured it out at once.
And these messages are all said by Pan Sen after he is drunk, so you must not get drunk, otherwise you will never know what you will be able to say after being drunk.
So Yu Lei learned a lot from Pan Sen, such as the regulations that did not allow Cheng Jing after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Although this prohibition does not mean that it cannot be refined, it must be registered under the supervision of the relevant departments and a document must be signed.
Generally, even if the little demon with no foundation becomes a sperm, he can't escape the fate of being cheated when he signs the documents. So those bigwigs who became elites at the beginning told their future generations about their painful lessons, but because of the clear rules and regulations, they can't tell other demons.
Gradually, rumors spread that they were not allowed to become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, which were all the sincere teachings of the older generation who were routined for future generations!
However, those descendants were not very willing to listen, but instead they looked like the sky was going to trap me, I wanted to go against the sky, and I wanted to be free! I wanted to be at ease! One by one, they rushed to become the first to become fine, and then they were packed up by the relevant departments and taken away to sign the documents, which were basically contracts for hundreds of years of day work.
The document drafted by the legal professional immortal cultivator, you know~
Of course, there are still privileged races, and pandas are still preferential as national treasures, after all, they are so cute, aren't they?
So many times, sending pandas abroad is really diplomacy, although it is the diplomacy of the demon world.
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Yu Lei was strolling around with the elderly wine fairy, and he saw an acquaintance.
"Wang Junling?" Yu Lei glanced at his watch, and then asked tentatively.
It's not that he is dazzled, but he wants to know whether the current Wang Junling is the ordinary Wang Junling, or the invincible Wang Junling.
If it's the usual Wang Junling, then you can have a toast.
If that's the chatterbox? I'm sorry! I don't know!
Hearing Yu Lei's greeting, Wang Junling just nodded slightly, indicating that he knew.
was quite cold, so Yu Lei was relieved.
"Oh, little brother, your friend?" the old wine fairy Pan Mu patted Yu Lei on the shoulder, and then said enthusiastically: "It's rare to meet a friend, so you don't have to accompany me all the time, an old antique."
Go and have a good time with your friends, and I'll go to the host of the party to see if there's anything I can do to help!"
With that, the old wine fairy picked up another bottle of wine, and then walked out of the banquet hall with a light but extremely steady step.
"Hey, let's have a drink together!" As soon as Pan Mu left, Yu Lei stepped forward and pulled Wang Junling to pour wine into his mouth.
"Hey friend, how can you come here without drinking! Come on, let's drink the strongest liquor!"
Doesn't this plot sound familiar?
That's right, that's how Pan Sen poured wine on Yu Lei in the previous chapter.
And now Pan Sen is drunk and unconscious, and was dragged by his father to educate, but Yu Lei obviously did not learn his lesson, and pulled Wang Junling to start drinking.
······ Three-minute ······
Wang Junling really doesn't know how to drink, so he was very gorgeously drunk.
But ah, when the first personality is drunk, it becomes a matter of course for the second personality to come out and take over the mess. So, Yu Lei was tragic.
"Oh! brother!
It's been a long time, I miss you to death!
You know what? This guy doesn't drink all the time, and he doesn't drink a drop of wine, even though it's such a beautiful thing.
What do you say about drinking alcohol to hurt your body, but this is fairy wine spirit wine, how can it hurt your body, and it is not an alcohol-allergic body, and now you are still worried about hurting your body?
It's stupid!
He also said that he drank and made a mistake, but even if he was drunk, wouldn't he still have me!
When did I make a mistake, it wasn't me who diligently dealt with those brainless little demons every night, he had already been swept to the corner and went to sleep.
So this guy really doesn't know how to drink and is afraid of foreign appearance, you see that after drinking such a sip, he immediately got drunk and unconscious.
I don't think this guy will be able to control his body tomorrow afternoon.
And all this time is mine!
It's so exciting, and then again, I haven't seen the sun in a long time.
Although it is beautiful to see the morning sun every morning, it can't stand watching it every day.
In addition, it is getting late and late now, and I can't see the sunrise anymore.
But fortunately, you have done me a great favor, brother, and now I can be active in the sun for a day.
So, if you have any questions, I'll tell you all about it.
Of course, except for the seal, I told you that he probably will find me and burn the jade. The dark night version of the words Wang Junling was very excited to express his joy to Yu Lei, and he only spoke for two or three minutes in the above long series of conversations.
Yu Lei can't count the specific minutes, in short, it is a fairly fast speech speed, so that Yu Lei feels that there are a lot of flies flying around in his ears, flying around.
Yu Lei is really about to collapse, he feels that the current Wang Junling is like a Tang monk in the Journey to the West, but he himself is not Sun Wukong. He is like the two bull demons guarding Tang Seng under the Bull Demon King, and he can't wait to find a rope to hang himself at this moment.
"Well, can you tell me about the funeral that day, just two days ago, I saw that you seem to have passed over, what the hell is going on?
It seems that the host of the banquet also participated, and I can't react to the trouble if you say it a little slowly. Yu Lei said with a little pleading tone, and asked the question he wanted to ask, after all, Uncle Wan and Uncle An who I saw just now were also elders who attended the funeral.
Nodding, Wang Junling told Yu Lei about the funeral very generously.
"Actually, that funeral was to commemorate a hero, and the hero's name was Mu Qianzhan.
Let me tell you, about two weeks ago, Wang Junling and he went on a mission to the Amazon rainforest in South America during the day.
Out of the mission, I didn't participate in the whole process, after all, I was worried that I would be held back if I participated in the night during the day, so please Mu Qianzhan temporarily sealed me.
Let me tell you, of course, it was just a very ordinary reconnaissance mission at that time, but we were on the road day and night, trying to complete this mission quickly.
The reason for the assignment was that the South American Black Yao detachment under the council had lost contact, so Mu Qianzhan was sent to investigate. Of course, such a mission will definitely have an accident if you think about it, so sure enough, Mu Qianzhan sacrificed himself in order to save me during the day.
Because of the use of forbidden arts, Mu Qianzhan's body was not preserved, and this incident was still a very big blow to me during the day, so a funeral without a body was held that day.
This Mr. Mu Qianzhan had a very deep relationship with the host of the banquet and the Count Andre, so he also attended the funeral.
Also, there were ······ people who attended the funeral."
"Stop, stop, stop!!!!" Yu Lei hurriedly interrupted. "I'll talk about the identities of the participants later, but I want to ask, what kind of battle requires such a big sacrifice?
The friends who can make deep friends with the host of the banquet are definitely not ordinary powerhouses, although I don't know how strong he is, but at least he is an eighth-order existence, so what kind of battle made him die?
I didn't hear or see anything on the news, I felt like my brother and father knew about it, a lot of people knew about it, but I was the one who was kept in the dark. ”
Hearing Yu Lei say this, Wang Junling, who was originally a hippie smiling face, suddenly became serious at night.
"Do you really want to know?"
The concise and capable answer made Yu Lei also aware of the strangeness of the atmosphere at the scene, swallowed his saliva, and said with a serious expression: "Yes, I desperately want to know."
I am a descendant of the Ten Great Families, although I have just come into contact with the Immortal Cultivation Realm. But I think I have the right to know what we're up against, what our enemy is.
Yes, I'm young, I have many reasons to be carefree, and I don't run away from it, and a 'I'm weak' can keep me away from dangerous enemies.
But I was not reconciled, all my friends and relatives knew about the danger I was facing, but I knew nothing. I'm young, but no matter how young I am, I'm a man.
So······ I want to know!"
Wang Junling's eyes were calm and unwavering, and he looked at Yu Lei like this. After a long time, Wang Junling sighed the exhaust air in his chest, and said to Yu Lei with some sadness: "Okay, I just hope that after you listen to it, you can still be as fearless as just now." ”
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August 25, 2020
night
South American rainforest Mayan ruins
"There are generally two kinds of good men in this world, one is a soldier, and the other is ······"
Under the moonlight, the white-haired middle-aged man was holding a Miao knife with a total length of 1.6 meters, and there was no knife light on the 110-centimeter knife.
The green viscous liquid soaked the blade, as if it was corrosive, flowing on the blade, rising white mist, accompanied by a sizzling sound, leaving some black marks on the surface of the spirit steel.
“······ They used to be soldiers!"
Behind the man, his back leaned against a slightly thin figure, his delicate face was haggard from the battle just now, and his hands holding the revolver and short sword trembled, telling of his exhaustion.
The boy looked like he was eighteen years old, and his development was normal.
It's just that the figure behind him is too tall, and the height of one meter seven is behind the strong man who is two meters one, which is just the distance that can be accommodated in the shadow.
And around them, 57 humanoid corpses lay down.
It is said to be humanoid, but it is only because the corpse has the obvious anatomy of an erect creature.
The gray-white limbs, the naked body without any reproductive organs, the neck seemed to have an octopus head on the top, and the bright green blood.
All this proves the nature of these creatures and inhuman monsters.
"Mr. Mu, what are you talking about now?" the young man asked.
The Mr. Mu in his mouth is the man with a solid and reliable body like a mountain behind him, and he is also the middle-aged man who just described his thoughts on "good men".
"You know? I've always been disgusted with you little kids who spend their days trying to save the world. The middle-aged man teased in a relaxed tone.
"This is a war, a never-ending war between us humans and the 'Protoss' who fell in front of you!"
The young man nodded, and replied in a firm tone: "I understand, Mr. Mu, that's why I want to use my own strength to ······."
However, the young man's words were interrupted by the middle-aged man: "You don't understand, Jun Ling.
You children don't understand that this is war, but it's far from the time to destroy the race, you are the hope of the future, and it's not yet time for you to go to war.
One country, one nation.
Let women and children go to war?! Are all the men of this country dead? Don't the men of this nation feel ashamed?
If it is not the time when the country is destroyed and the species is exterminated, why should the young man go into battle!"
"But······ But why should we look at ······ when we have more power?" The boy wanted to defend something, but was still interrupted by the middle-aged man.
"Nothing, perhaps your current power can dictate the outcome of a war, but you will still be swallowed up in the face of endless enemies.
You need time, and we will create time for you, and the souls of our ancestors will create more time for you.
This is not the time for your generation to be heroes, but the opportunity for a decisive battle that countless humanity has been waiting for for thousands of years.
You carry more than you can imagine.
We are not the madmen of the island nation across the sea, gambling the future of our children on the illusory so-called national fortunes.
We are soldiers, and we are sacrificing for time for your growth. Starting from Xianqi, are there still fewer soldiers who have died in this battlefield of human gods?"
The middle-aged man's words contained expectations for the youth, respect for the ancestors, and disdain for an island country on the other side of the sea.
But there is no vision for the future, as if ······ He was dying.
Here, at this time.
Before the boy could savor the middle-aged man's words, he felt lifted by a huge hand, and then thrown into the air by a huge force.
The boy tried to struggle in the air, but was grabbed by a huge bird and unable to move.
Under the air currents and sudden bumps in the air, the already tired teenager passed out.
It was only before he fell unconscious that the boy seemed to vaguely hear the middle-aged man say his last words. - "I'm not a good father, apologize to her for me,
Of course, if you want to chase my daughter, you are my son-in-law. ”
In the clearing, a middle-aged man walked forward with solid steps.
Unstoppable, fearless, fearless and invincible.
Along his path, countless human corpses piled up, some with cat, dog, and rabbit-like ears on their heads.
One after another, half-human-tall giant eggs stood in the middle of the corpse, and hollow tentacles stretched out from under the base of the giant eggs.
These pale green, translucent tentacles burrowed through a part of the corpse, and then tentacles that resembled the rhizomes of trees emerged from the surface of the corpse.
In the end, only some skeletons were covered with tentacles, proving that the owner was once a living being.
Of course, the skeleton is just a fragile shell without marrow.
As he walked, one hand grabbed the middle-aged man's ankle.
The man lowered his head and looked at the man who had grabbed his ankle.
It was a black man, his face covered with green wriggling tentacles, and he tried to speak, but was blocked by the tentacles sticking out of his throat, and he couldn't say anything.
He could only look at the middle-aged man with his only remaining eye, because the other eye was squeezed by the tentacles just now.
The middle-aged man pulled out the short-barreled shotgun on his waist and pulled the firing pin back.
After the loud noise, the black man was finally relieved, but unfortunately he did not leave a smile of relief.
Glancing at the black man's corpse, the middle-aged man smiled bitterly.
He recognized the emblem on the back of the body, which was the emblem of one of the 27 detachments directly under the council, the South American Black Yao detachment.
Judging from the scene, from now on, there may only be 26 detachments directly under the council.
In the middle of the clearing is a pyramid built by the Mayans, an ancient pyramid that has been lost in the jungles of South America, and this side is an undiscovered place.
The higher you go up the pyramid, the bigger the giant egg gets, and at the top of the pyramid is a huge giant egg more than two meters high.
The middle-aged man climbed to the top of the tower with a knife in both hands, and slashed from bottom to top, cutting the giant egg and the 'Protoss' in the giant egg in two.
The green viscous blood flowed all over the ground, and it also stained the middle-aged man's body.
And when the giant egg was killed, all the giant eggs in the audience began to squirm, as if the life in the egg finally felt threatened and was ready to break out of the shell.
At this time, a phantus appeared in front of the middle-aged man, it was a fat man, wearing a T-shirt and beach pants, wearing sunglasses and an exaggerated mustache.
No matter how you look at it, it's a casual outfit for a beach vacation.
"Yo, Brother Mu, looking at your appearance, I'm afraid there is no way to fight Qianzhan, Mu Qianzhan's name seems to be a bit unworthy of the name. The fat man sat on the stone steps of the pyramid with his legs crossed, juice in his hands.
If it weren't for the bleakness and gore everywhere, it would be like a big fat nouveau riche basking in the sun in a certain resort.
Mu Qianzhan nodded, he was middle-aged, he couldn't fulfill the promise he made when he was young, and it was not easy to complete a thousand battles.
With a relieved smile, Mu Qianzhan nodded at the fat man, and then said, "Let Mr. Qi Guangli laugh, maybe this is the limitation of our short-lived race." ”
The fat man named Qi Guangli shook his head, without the beginning of the banter, and said to Mu Qianzhan quite seriously: "No, you are very good at this war, I am just a spectator."
If it's a show, it's good enough.
It's a pity that this is not a performance, so it is particularly tragic.
In fact, you can still come and plead with me until now, and maybe I can help you solve all your problems. ”
Faced with Qi Guangli's statement, Mu Qianzhan shook his head and refused quite firmly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Qi Guangli."
This is the only thing I have to refuse, I am a soldier, and I cannot pray for peace and victory.
What's more, it's a temptation of the devil in itself, isn't it?"
"Hahahaha" The fat man named Qi Guangli laughed wildly, "Sure enough, am I still called the devil?"
In fact, I'm just a spectator who records stories, and the devil race should really belong to Tong Zhao, right?
And ah, you're not a soldier now. ”
"A soldier is the embodiment of the spirit of sacrifice in the body and soul of a person. Mu Qianzhan stuck the Miao knife into the ground and dug out the inner mezzanine of the pair.
"Moreover, if Mr. Tong Zhao is a devil, I also believe that he is a good devil, a devil who is indomitable. ”
Tearing open the sewn strips of cloth, Mu Qianzhan took out two finger-wide slips from the sandwich of his clothes.
"A soldier is not necessarily in the army, and those who are in the army are not necessarily worthy of the name of a soldier, only sacrifice is the standard for testing a real soldier. ”
Looking at the slip that had gone through many vicissitudes of life and had been somewhat carbonized, Mu Qianzhan added with some hesitation: "It's a pity that I still have this concern······
The phantom fat man smiled appreciatively, and then his entire body burned like a flame, leaving only jet-black bones.
The jet-black skeleton was holding a goblet, pouring the scarlet liquid into its mouth, dripping down its spine and over its ribs.
Then, Mr. Qi Guangli said to Mu Qianzhan, who had already made up his mind, "Only those who have concerns are called people, and you will eventually become a hero of the race······
······ Along with this race, go to more distant places. ”
With his eyes closed and the two pieces of slips in the palm of his hand, Mu Qianzhan chanted an even more ancient incantation.
It was the language of the Diploids billions of years ago, and the spell of the Tian calendar 270 million years ago.
The planet will listen to the language and then rain down miracles or destruction.
“MO IN AWO BORF BNJ IJO XO”
(Translation: Sacrifice of My Blood)
“MO IN AWO ZOFV WNF IJO SO”
(Translation: Worship My Soul)
“BORFV CAFV HOPFV AWO TORF WN WNRF”
(Translation: Call to the Heights of the Firmament)
“MN CO XOFFV ZOFV”
(Translation: Coming Here)
“MN CO AWPFV XOJ”
(Translation: This is the end)
Then, a one-kilometer radius of land ignited into a sky-high pillar of light.
Everything is extinguished at this moment.
When the dust settled, a figure appeared on this scorched earth, it was the 'Qi Guangli' who was talking to Mu Qianzhan just now.
At this moment, he still looks like a black skeleton.
He slowly walked to the top of the original pyramid, and Mu Qianzhan's body disappeared along with the unhatched Protoss, leaving only this charred wasteland.
and the Miao knife inserted at the top of the pyramid, the green blood that was originally stained on the Miao knife has evaporated, and the originally corroded spirit steel has also regained the cold light that belongs to the weapon.
Reaching out to pull out the Miao knife, Qi Guangli let out a chuckle: "As for me, I have always been called crazy, but I think you are crazy."
One or two, isn't it good to live? Why do you have to render your death so vigorously?
Obviously, he could call for help, but he chose to sacrifice himself because he was worried that the escape of these gods would cause more damage.
It's a great irony for those of us who are struggling to survive. ”
Then, Qi Guangli dissipated here with Miao Dao.