In the middle of the night, as soon as I entered the door, I opened the robbery without saying a word, and it looked strange and scary. The saleswoman on duty in the supermarket thought that a robber who had broken in and destroyed humanity, but when she saw that the other party only grabbed the newspaper, the hanging heart was put down, she stiffened her head and said: "Boss, the newspaper is today, you can take it if you like, don't use it, boss, everything is easy to discuss, otherwise I will call the police!" ”

Bao Yuan stared at the date in the newspaper and expressed disbelief: "Sister, are you sure you are not mistaken?" Are you sure this newspaper is what it is today? ”

"Nonsense!" The salesperson laughed a little, "It's not today, it's tomorrow?" ”

Bao Yuan was silent, he couldn't say a word, I bah, even the newspaper of the day after tomorrow is not right. When Lao Tzu first came, the time was obviously 2021, but now why is it 2019? What's going on? Bao Yuan couldn't figure it out, but he knew it in his heart, if he discussed the problem of going back in time with the saleswoman, the saleswoman could only treat herself as a fool, Bao Yuan took out a hundred yuan, "This is newspaper money, take it!" ”

Fly and run out.

The saleswoman yelled, "Hey...... Hi...... Top dog...... You don't have to pay for robbery...... Newspapers are counted as ......"

People are long gone.

The saleswoman was very helpless: "It's really evil, who is really there this year, robbing newspapers and paying for them, is this a robbery?" ”

Bao Yuan rushed out of the door with the newspaper, and he was the first to think of a person, not an outsider, but a cannon. Bao Yuan didn't care about anything now, flew through the dark street, trotted all the way, and came to the shantytown where Zhang Dacang lived in the dark. Bang bang, knocking on the door like a devil entering the village.

Zhang Dacang was sleepy-eyed. Hearing the sound of slamming the door, he replied indiscriminately: "Don't fucking smash it!" The stall has been harvested for 800 years. The pancakes are gone! ”

Bao Yuan shouted: "Zhang Cannon, you get up for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is Bao Yuan......"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Dacang seemed to be a different person, and he was unusual: "Bao Yuan, okay, you want to wrap my baked cakes into Yuan'er, I'm sorry, come back tomorrow." As long as the money is sufficient, the baked cakes will be wrapped in rounds for you, okay, okay, come back tomorrow, it's not early, I'm going to sleep. ”

Bao Yuan was on fire: "What a mess, Zhang Cannon, Lao Tzu is Bao Yuan!" ”

Zhang Dacang was also angry: "Fuck you." I know you want to wrap up Yuan'er, you want to wrap up Yuan'er, okay, then you have to wait for Ming'er. The noodles are gone, you ask Lao Tzu to take something to make you baked cakes, you want to eat. No, just wait. Alright, alright. So be it......"

Bao Yuan didn't continue to knock.

What kind of bullshit is me? Could it be that Zhang Dacang doesn't recognize Lao Tzu?

Lao Tzu mentioned to him, my real name is Bao Yuan, and Zhang Dacang will never be able to distinguish between "Bao Yuaner" and "Bao Yuan".

Damn, is it really going back in time?

Without further ado, Bao Yuan decided to go back to find Yizimei, he had long forgotten what it meant to be tired, and he didn't care about taking a taxi, so he shuttled on the street on two legs. The police patrolling at night, accidentally found a panicked figure, expected to have a situation, and when they lazily jumped out of the car, rubbing their eyes, the person was long gone, the police heart said, tomorrow to send monitoring, this turtle grandson either killed someone, or stole goods.

All of them, Bao Yuan pounded the door of the eyebrows.

It's a pity that General Tie guarded it, and there was no one.

At this time, Hu Ziqiang trotted up to catch up, he said: "Brother Bao, don't knock, a boss has something to do temporarily go to the United States, and he may not come back in two months. ”

Bao Yuan was shocked: "Brother Hu, when did the first boss leave?" ”

Hu Ziqiang said: "It's been more than an hour, Brother Bao, go back to sleep, when the boss goes out, no one can find it." He never uses a mobile phone, and he never tells others where he has gone, he can't find it at all, so he can only wait for him to come back, Brother Bao, is there something wrong with you looking for a boss so late? ”

Bao Yuanyi sat on the ground with a slump of butts.

That night, Bao Yuan completely lost sleep, he thought a lot, but he never figured it out. First of all, he couldn't explain this thing about going back in time, and he couldn't figure it out, oh my God, what the hell was going on?

Bao Yuan first remembered from the opening of the door of the Spring and Autumn Hall, and then thought about why he appeared in Suzhou for no reason? Then he became a beggar, and in a blink of an eye, he met Zhang Dacan, and then met Yizimei...... Odd! Why did Zhang Dacang suddenly disown Lao Tzu, how many situations?

Can anyone give a fucking explanation?

Turning over and over, I kept thinking of the white belly of the oriental fish.

Before going to work, Bao Yuan soaked in the pool, and suddenly, Bao Yuan remembered that Wei Fan was coming.

Right!

Call Wevan right away.

At ten o'clock, the stall was closed, Bao Yuan finished cleaning up and confessing to everyone, he went to the street alone to buy a mobile phone and calling card, and called Wei Fan in a hurry, Bao Yuan said on the phone: "Wei Fan, it's me, I'm Bao Yuan, don't treat me as a liar, I have a little situation, I can't tell what is going on now, you listen to me, I may have crossed, no, no, no, it's not to wear it backwards, it's to wear it forward......"

In comparison, Wei Fan was still relatively calm, he said: "Whether you are real or fake Bao Yuan, I can't judge, in the past short time, I have received calls from Du Muqing, Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Fat Mao, strange, they said that someone pretended to be Bao Yuan and asked them for money......

Bao Yuan immediately defended: "They are mistaken, I am a real Bao Yuan, not a fake Bao Yuan." ”

Wei Fan said: "Why doesn't your phone have a caller ID?" Where are you? Whether it's true or not, I went and saw it and understood. ”

Bao Yuan hurriedly said that I was somewhere in Suzhou.

Wei Fan said: "Okay, whether you are real or fake Baoyuan, we are our own family, Wei Bao is a family, so let's wait for me patiently in Suzhou first, and I will leave for Suzhou immediately, but not so fast, you know, I am poor, I can only take a car." ”

Bao Yuan was a little anxious: "Old classmate, oh, no, no, no, my family, the time is too tight, the three confused people in the south are making money, you open your mouth to borrow some money from him first, and then I will pay it back for you, you come by plane immediately, no, no, no, pack the plane from Yangzhou to Jiangsu, be fast!" ”

Wei Fan said: "You report your mobile phone number, I don't have a caller ID." ”

Bao Yuan reported his mobile phone number, and said, "My family, come quickly, I can wait for you here." ”

Wei Fan said: "No problem. ”

………

Time passed minute by minute, Bao Yuan folded his fingers and calculated. Alas, a week has passed, and Wei Fan's phone has never come, like a mud cow entering the sea. Bao Yuan couldn't find a single eyebrow, he couldn't wait for Wei Fan, he thought to himself, Wei Fan, Lao Tzu didn't open his mouth to borrow money from you this time, what's the matter? Why did Wei Fan become so hot and cold? Damn, what's wrong with coming to Suzhou to meet Lao Tzu? Damn it! Why can't anyone be trusted?

In fact.

Wei Fan set off to Suzhou, searched for the address provided by Bao Yuan, and called Bao Yuan's mobile phone many times.

Without exception, the address and mobile phone number provided by Bao Yuan were not found, and Wei Fan visited Suzhou for more than a month and had to return to Yangzhou.

Return to Yangzhou.

Wei Fan felt that there was a problem, so he sent three confused reports to the south.

Nanpai San was confused and expressed surprise, and he said, "Wei Fan, are you sure it's Bao Yuan?" ”

Wei Fan patted his chest and said: "I'm not sure, you all said that Bao Yuan borrowed the Golden Book Danjuan in Antarctica and ascended, it stands to reason that he should be in the heavenly realm at this moment, and the voice of the person calling is nine points like a god, it shouldn't be wrong, we are classmates, we have a good relationship, and we listen well." ”

At this moment, Shi Ling walked in, and Shi Ling said, "Wei Fan, are you sure the call is not from the Heavenly Realm?" ”

Wei Fan expressed surprise: "Does the Heavenly Realm have a mobile phone?" Halo, or Suzhou? (To be continued.) )