Chapter 59 Return to the Yang World
At this time, the peach wood demon swam out from Wei Ergou, gesticulating to Yang Yi and Wei Ergou not to move roughly, and at the same time he knelt reverently on the stone road, and walked over from the archway.
The peach wood demon's move made Yang Yi and Wei Ergou really a little confused, but they also knew that the peach wood demon must have a reason for doing this, so they reluctantly knelt down and followed the peach wood demon to crawl under the archway.
The moment the peach wood demon passed through the archway, Weng Zhong on the left and right sides hit the peach wood demon on the back together, and the peach wood demon's body trembled, and a wisp of blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
The peach wood demon turned around in time, and stopped Wei Ergou, who was about to jump up and fight with that Weng Zhong, with a stern look, and then lowered his head without saying a word, and walked through the archway respectfully.
Yang Yiyi raised his head, looked at the archway, and found that the words of the three emperors of the earth mother were faintly engraved on the lintel of the archway, and his heart moved, dragging Wei Ergou to kneel, and he also became reverent and crawled towards the archway.
When passing by the archway, Weng Zhong on the left and right gave Yang Yi and Wei Ergou a killing stick on their backs as usual, Yang Yi felt a sweet throat and eyes, and a mouthful of black blood spurted out, but his heart suddenly felt a lot refreshed, and he couldn't help but look at the two Weng Zhong in surprise, however, the two Weng Zhong with fierce faces had recovered the posture of standing around the archway before after beating him and Wei Ergou, and they were motionless.
After passing the archway, the peach wood demon saw that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's complexion had improved, smiled slightly, and continued to lead the way in front, swimming towards the depths of the light.
I don't know how long I swam, but when Yang Yi felt that the water in front of him was getting darker and darker, and he could barely see the figures of the Peach Wood Demon and Wei Ergou in front of him, he felt his back tighten, and he was dragged out of the water by a great force.
Yang Yi secretly screamed badly, and was about to hit him backwards with a back fist, when he received a crisp big neck slip on the back of his head, and at the same time, a voice so kind that it almost made him burst into tears came into his ears: "You fucking want to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors, you dare to beat the master, grass!" ”
Yang Yibei threw it heavily on the wet turtle's back, turned his head, and looked at Uncle Li, who also looked at Uncle Li with a worried face but pretended not to care, and reluctantly smiled: "Uncle, I came back alive, and I turned back two of them, which is considered to be a big profit, hehe"
Uncle Li waved his hand, seemingly expressing disdain to Yang Yi, but in fact, he secretly wiped away the uncontrollable old tears from the corners of his eyes, and then his face returned to his signature pretending to be obscene and obscene, looking at Yang Yi and scolding: "You still need to say, little brute, aren't they sitting there in a good manner?" ”
After speaking, Uncle Li took the opportunity to drag Yang Yi up, and whispered with a sad face: "Your fucking brain let the worms swallow or make holes, why did you get that dominatrix out too, what's the matter?" ”
"Uncle, this time you don't have to worry, I think, the peach wood demon will definitely not harass us this time, maybe it will be a good time to sneak you, hehe" Yang Yi peeked at the peach wood demon and Wei Ergou who were sitting on the back of the turtle and whispering, and said with a hippie smile.
"I can also see that there is something wrong with the two of them, no, aren't you going to the world, why are you like your mother went to visit the Qinglou, eh?" Uncle Li looked at Yang Yi with resentment on his face, looking at the posture, with a bit of annoyance and anger that he seemed to have missed something.
"An old liar who is not old and shameful, what do you say, hey." Looking at Uncle Li, who was about to have a seizure, Yang Yi sighed in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and said with a smile: "It's not what you think, our experience is like this......"
Just when Yang Yi told Uncle Li about how he entered the world to save Wei Ergou and happened to save his own peach wood demon, the peach wood demon led Wei Ergou with a docile smile on his face also came over, and the peach wood demon was deeply blessed to Uncle Li, and said softly: "The little woman thanked the old man for his rescue, the last time was that the little woman was a little more troublesome, and she offended the old man a lot, and I hope that your old man Haihan will forgive her sins." ”
Seeing that a few days ago, he was still wearing a cloak and chasing his farts and urine, but now he is a peach wood demon with low eyebrows and smooth eyes, gentle as water, and the peach wood demon who judged the two of them before, Uncle Li opened his mouth wide, and looked at Wei Ergou with a look of "love is a miracle" and gave a thumbs up and said: "Gentlemen, okay, it's so good, this can be summed up so smoothly (Northeast dialect, the meaning of obedience and obedience), I just fucking call you master, you are better than me!" ”
"Don't scare me, uncle, you are my father, you are my own father, how dare I do that thunderbolt, right, I'm cowardly, don't you squirm (Northeast dialect, scratch your armpits) me, hehe" Although Wei Ergou had just picked up his life from the Ghost Gate, looking at the joyful expression, it was as if he had just participated in the Haitian feast, and the pimples were full of blooms.
"Okay, don't talk to me about this flamboyant tone, I don't like it," Uncle Li said, but the old face with even the bags under his eyes smiling revealed how much he was flattered by the peach wood demon and Wei Ergou in his heart.
"Okay, let's get down to business, ah, let's get down to business......" Uncle Li's old face was flat, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Taomu Demon didn't dare to speak anymore, and waited quietly to listen to Uncle Li's lecture.
"This, your experience in the world of vain, it can be said that even if you have successfully passed the three poisons and five annoyances of greed, hatred, ignorance, slowness, and suspicion, it is a big step forward in cultivation, you don't think this is a big deal, you must know that the person who cultivates the Tao, the first thing is to cultivate the mind and practice, to put it bluntly, it is to have a perseverance and love, courage and tenderness, calm and alertness, the heart will be pure, and the qi will be strong, this is your future practice of the art of talismans, the art of pressing the array, praying for the stars to borrow strength, the trick, Bugang, sword cultivation and other messy foundations, only the heart is strong, in order to draw the talisman cast the sword, the own mental power or the invited divine power applied to the talisman and magic weapons, in order to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, the vast lintel of my mountain lineage...... Oh, you old bastard, what are you shaking? ”
Uncle Li was talking with his eyebrows fluttering, and he didn't want to sit down The giant turtle's body shook, and he almost flashed Uncle Li, who was dancing with his hands, into the Xiangsheng River, and couldn't help but be furious, looking at the giant turtle's head and scolding on the street.
"You talk so much, you will definitely go to hell when you die." The giant turtle didn't look back, but let out an old and rich voice, which startled Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, but the peach wood demon seemed to know it for a long time, and his face was as usual.
"Uncle, he, he can talk, is he still a man?" Wei Ergou had a frightened expression on his face, pointed at the giant turtle and looked at Uncle Li, and stammered and shouted.
"He can't say two words a year, and today it seems that he will make this one out when he sees you happy, you fucking pick it up, cheer, ah!" Li Shu'er was robbed of a few words by the giant tortoise, and for a while, he couldn't find a strong retort to ridicule, so he could only sprinkle his anger on Wei Ergou's head.
The giant turtle shook his head and continued to move forward slowly, and Li Shu'er suddenly seemed to remember something, so that Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and the Taomu Demon all tore off a strip of cloth and blindfolded their eyes.
Uncle Li and the peach wood demon are easy to say, the robes and white skirts on their bodies are all long and reachable, not to mention tearing off a strip of cloth, it is more than enough to tie a mop, but Yang Yi and Wei Ergou are miserable, the remaining strips of cloth and a piece of cloth on the two of them are not enough to change a mask, so they have to look at the peach wood demon for help.
The peach wood demon pursed his lips and smiled, tore off two strips of cloth that exuded a refreshing fragrance and handed them to Wei Ergou and Yang Yi, Wei Ergou, who got the strip of cloth first, was so big that he couldn't play a circle without ears, and Yang Yi, who got the strip of cloth, was also happy to see his teeth and eyes, and said in his heart that this master had finally found the person he liked, it was so cool!
Seeing that Uncle Li was a slurry in his head, he smashed it and said, "There's nothing fucking wrong with you two, right?" ”
The book was annoying, and said that after Uncle Li and his party blindfolded themselves, they soon felt that a long-lost light appeared in front of them, which was the sunshine that represented light, warmth and vitality of all things!
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou couldn't help but cheer, if they felt the sun, it meant that they had already returned to the Yang World at this time.
At this moment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt that their feet slipped, and they fell into the water, and ripped off the blindfold, and the two of them blinked their eyes that were stimulated by the sun for a while, and after a look, they found that the giant turtle was gone, and they were in a dirty ditch overgrown with grass and like a gutter, and they couldn't help but run up to the river bank in a few steps, looking at Li Shu'er and the peach wood demon who were already standing there with a wet cloth on their bodies and said: "You two are too unsophisticated, just look at our brothers standing in the dirty ditch and don't wake up, it's too insidious, right?" Huh"
"Since ancient times, the connection between the yang world and the underworld has been a place far away from people and dirty and watery, otherwise why would people burn the cows and horses tied with paper for them after they die, in order to drink dirty water for the ghosts on the Huangquan Road, hehe" Uncle Li smiled, and seemed to be very happy to play tricks on his two living treasure apprentices.
"Uncle, where are we going now?" Yang Yi shook the dirty water on his legs, looked at Uncle Li and asked.
"Where to go? Of course, Cangzhou will go to find that old bastard Lu Jingtian, damn it, this old bastard actually dares to design yin me, is it tolerable or unbearable! I can't breathe this out, how can I mix in the rivers and lakes in the future, especially if the old thing surnamed Lin knows, it's time to fucking look down on me, grandma! "Thinking of being deliberately concealed the truth Lu Jingtian tricked into going to the ancient tomb to eliminate demons, he was embarrassed not to mention, and almost took the lives of two apprentices, Uncle Li killed Lu Jingtian and had the heart to bake and eat.
Hearing that Uncle Li was going back to Cangzhou, Yang Yi, who had been thinking about Lu Ling'er in his heart, naturally couldn't ask for it, and Wei Ergou had always been at ease with what happened, as long as he didn't separate from the Peach Wood Demon, even if he went to any territory such as Dayue Clan and Persia, he didn't object to it.
At this time, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, who felt the biting cold wind, looked around, only to find that it was already the early winter season at this time. I couldn't help but hug my arms and tremble.
Uncle Li turned his back, and after a while, he took off two underwear that could not be seen and threw them to Yang Yi and Wei Ergou respectively, so that they could put on the cold. Then, Uncle Li identified the direction and took Yang Yi and the four of them towards the bottom of the mountain.