Chapter 62: If You Win, Can You Don't Kill Him?
"Wha!" Land Rover laughed and hugged Guo Huiya into his arms in a frontal position, Guo Huiya's round and soft ass sat on Land Rover's legs, "I understand what you mean!" Xiaoya, don't be shy! I know that if a girl finds someone who can be trusted for life, her next first thought is to have a child and stabilize a man's heart, right? You're right, and I can totally understand that. ”
"What about you...... Do you agree? Guo Huiya stared into Lu Rover's eyes, full of anticipatory joy, and asked in a low voice.
"Of course I agree!" Land Rover replied decisively: "The sublimation of the relationship between two people is achieved by giving birth to a child!" You want to give birth, it's too late for me to be happy, I originally brought you here today, just to take advantage of the natural heritage of the beautiful mountains and rivers and the abundant harvest of grains, to create a smart and beautiful child together, but I didn't expect that Zhao Danan's S.B inserted this lever, but it's okay, we have time in the future, don't worry! I promise you first, the seed I give! Then Land Rover aimed at Guo Huiya's earlobe, licked a small bite, and then said gently: "Let your egg cells be ready to download at any time............"
"Uh...... You...... You're so bad......" Guo Huiya smiled shyly: "I know! Look at your wicked appearance! As she spoke, she stretched out her white fingers and lightly tapped the tip of Land Rover's nose, looking naughty and cute.
And happy times are always short-lived.
The two flirted for a while, and the half hour of the competition was approaching.
From a distance, Land Rover saw Zhao Danan walking over from the bridge with his head held high, pretending to be forced with a spring breeze on his face. He even wore a pair of sunglasses!
Land Rover couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Pretending to be a force, it's too much, it's completely the rhythm of death!" ”
Land Rover took Guo Huiya to meet him, and saw a line of green Arabic numerals above Zhao Danan's head: "Kill 68".
"Hey, Zhao Danan, there are still five minutes, why did you run back early?" Land Rover asked.
"Hahaha! Listen to the scumbag, Lao Tzu killed 68 zombies, and he doesn't care about the remaining five minutes, forgive you for not killing so much, uh! I'm not mistaken, you haven't killed any of them?! Do you think that Lao Tzu and I are too strong, you took the initiative to abstain! Hahahaha! ”
The Land Rover's head is showing a big zero egg.
However, the game time is not over yet, and it is not clear whether the winner will be won or lost until the last second.
"Zhao Danan, don't worry!" Land Rover smiled, "I'm going to win right away, you stand here first, think about where you're going to go after losing!" ”
After Land Rover finished speaking, he took Guo Huiya to the excavator, and suddenly ...... Go to the big pit.
"Hey! You stinky boy, you don't want to run away, do you?! Zhao Danan looked at the Land Rover on the excavator, chased a few steps, and shouted angrily: "Wherever you run, I can find it!" ”
"I said I was going to run?" Land Rover sneered: "Keep your dog's eyes open and wait and see!" ”
The excavator soon came to the perimeter of the pit, and the stench was simply suffocating. The pit is filled with fangs and claws, manic zombies, at least 500 or more.
Land Rover immediately started the production skills - gathering - excavation.
In ten seconds, he shoveled all the mounds of soil on the edge of the pit into the pit, it turned out that he was going to bury zombies alive, which is also the most humane way to kill zombies.
"Bang, bang, bang..............."
The excavator quickly filled in the big hole, and the wide two rows of metal tracks moved back and forth above, completely leveling the ground.
After two minutes, all the zombies in the pit suffocated to death.
In an instant, the number of the "kill counter" above Land Rover's head suddenly changed and displayed as: "523".
When Land Rover drove the excavator back to the river, the game time had just reached half an hour. Zhao Danan, who was standing there, was stunned when he saw the three bright numbers of 523, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"You've lost." Land Rover poked his head out of the car window and smiled at Zhao Danan: "Get out!" Stinky Sabi! Stop harassing my woman! Officially tell you, if you come to Xiaoya next time, don't blame me for burying you!! In ancient times, there was a pit for Confucianism to burn books, so I'll give you a pit pig who doesn't burn books! ”
"Haha! Land Rover, you're awesome! Love you! Guo Huiya hugged Land Rover's neck, admired it infinitely, deliberately made intimate moves, and showed affection, which was simply deliberately angry with Zhao Danan's failed idiot.
Zhao Danan, who failed in the game, didn't know that he was a sword saint, but he would lose in the hands of a guy who drove an excavator, and was there any reason?
He didn't know what kind of despicable means this digging man used to achieve victory, but the facts were in front of him, and he was willing to gamble and lose, which was also the reason that martial arts practitioners paid attention to.
However, Zhao Danan is not reconciled, if he leaves this time, then he will lose the goal of struggle. Thinking back to this period of time, I came here just to find Guo Huiya, if I leave, where can I go in the future? The lonely self will completely become a bleak person in the world.
Therefore, at this time, there is no morality. Those who are in a hurry to lose will have to turn the tables through various tricks!
"Okay, I admit defeat, I won't come to Xiaoya again in the future, I wish you happiness." Zhao Danan suppressed his anger and reluctantly said this.
"Then let's go."
"Wait!"
"What's wrong again?"
"If you don't fight, you don't intersect, although we didn't really fight, but we still competed for Xiaoya, which can be regarded as fate." Zhao Danan said: "I want to make friends with you and shake hands, is it okay?" ”
Land Rover was shocked in his heart, he didn't expect this Zhao Danan to have this move, based on Zhao Danan's temper and character, Land Rover thought that he couldn't easily admit defeat and really make friends. Because Land Rover knows very well that Zhao Danan has never respected himself at all from beginning to end, thinking that he is a lowly profession driving an excavator, not as good as others. Land Rover nodded and smiled, "Yes." "He's already thinking about how to deal with emergencies.
Land Rover got off the excavator, walked in front of Zhao Danan, took the initiative to stretch out his hand, and said, "Let's shake hands and settle the enmity!" ”
"Hold your grandma's legs! Lao Tzu wants your life! ”
Zhao Danan suddenly lifted his long sword and slashed at the Land Rover!
The blade of the sword flashed with blue light, and there was a "buzz" sound, and the speed was extremely fast.
"Huh!? Don't! Guo Huiya in the excavator screamed and closed her eyes.
However, Zhao Danan's sword was hollowed out!
Land Rover had already used the health care skill - "Flash", and suddenly moved behind Zhao Danan!
"What about people!?"
Zhao Danan shouted in a panic.
"Bang!"
A muffled sound!
Land Rover kicked between Zhao Danan's legs!
"Ouch! Ouch! …… Damn! Hurt! ……”
Zhao Danan's face suddenly turned green, threw away the long sword, and lay on the ground with his hands on his crotch, like a dying insect constantly rolling.
"Hahaha! Still want to sneak up on me? Land Rover crossed his hands on his hips and laughed: "Don't look at your bear-like, do you know what a sneak attack is?" He also said that he was a pure master, I see, you are a purebred stupid ''! Wha! ”
Guo Huiya in the excavator was shocked into a cold sweat, and when she saw that the Land Rover was fine, she patted her chest and said, "Scare me!" ”
Land Rover picked up the long sword from the ground and prepared to kill Zhao Danan with one sword.
He has always been decisive in killing, and he has never been merciful to those who want to murder him. For comrades, it is spring-like warmth, and for the enemy, there is only the ruthlessness of the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves!
"Wait!" Guo Huiya shouted: "Can you not kill him?" ”
"What are you talking about?!" Land Rover didn't expect Guo Huiya to protect the egg crushing idiot rolling on the ground, and said angrily: "You pity him? Then you go with him!! ”
"It's not pitiful...... Guo Huiya explained: "I've heard people say before that if you kill someone before you create a child, you will have bad luck, and the child born may be deformed, unhealthy and not smart, so for the sake of our child, let's spare his dog's life." ”
With all the words of such a huge sense of resentment, can Land Rover still start?
"Hey, it's a red face!" Land Rover sighed: "Since you said so, I really don't dare to kill him." - However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living sin cannot be escaped! ”
Land Rover stepped forward, waved his long sword, and slashed Zhao Danan's arms twice in a row!
Blood splattered on the wound, Zhao Danan: "Ah! "I screamed, and I fainted in pain. The two severed arms were picked up by Land Rover and thrown into the Xinghua River.
The picture was so miserable that Guo Huiya didn't dare to look at it at all.
Land Rover threw down his long sword, got on the excavator angrily, and said, "I cut off his arm, he, as a sword master, can't use a sword in the future, basically a waste." If Zhao Danan lies there and dies of excessive blood loss, I can't help it, let him resign himself to his fate. I have no intention of killing him, according to your will, I am only punishing him. So, isn't this a sin, don't you have to worry about the deformity of the child? ”
"Hmm......" Guo Huiya nodded, looking at the anger on Land Rover's face, she pursed her lips and didn't know what to say.
"Let's go back." After a while, Land Rover started the excavator, suppressed his anger, and said lightly: "In the future, you come out with me, no matter what kind of people I kill, you don't want to mix blindly, understand?" ”
"Got it! Sorry ......"
Land Rover is such a person, he is not only a grateful and kind person, he can't do anything to the former junior high school teacher who mutated into a zombie, he cares for his friends around him, he cares for his sister Xiaowen carefully and holds it in his hands, and he would rather lock his father in his own firewood room than let him be ridiculed; He is also a "bad guy" who decisively kills evil, and for all those who want to do evil to the world, to themselves and their friends, they must be punished in the most similar and extreme way, and there will be absolutely no tolerance and sympathy!