Episode 15, Chapter 4: Fang Jianxi, you're not bullshit

"Brother, what's the buffet?" Tang Xiaoyan hadn't started to load the food yet, but an unknown student came next to him and put Tang Xiaoyan's tableware aside, and then pulled in one direction: "Come with us for a bonfire dinner, everything." Roast suckling pig, roast whole sheep, by hump, everything, even roast bullfrogs, snails have ......"

As a result, Tang Xiaoyan was dragged to a huge bonfire ring in a daze, where dozens or hundreds of people were already seated, and most of them Tang Xiaoyan didn't know.

There is really everything grilled there, all kinds of meat, all kinds of vegetables and fruits, to all kinds of seafood. Regardless of whether the recipe is grilled or not, it is all grilled on the fire.

"Brother, what to eat?" The guy who joined the gang asked.

"Mutton, beef are fine......" Tang Xiaoyan said.

"Okay...... the guy went directly, and after a while, he brought Tang Xiaoyan a large plate full of meat, sprinkled with spices and chili powder.

There were two people behind him, one holding a case of beer, and the other carrying two bottles of liquor, slamming them in front of Tang Xiaoyan, and said, "Brother, this is your task tonight, don't tell me you can't drink it......"

Tang Xiaoyan said loudly: "I haven't drunk much, but try it......"

"Okay......" The guy took out a bottle of beer, bit it open with his teeth, handed it to Tang Xiaoyan and said, "Come on, brother, a bottle is dry......"

After Tang Xiaoyan handed it over, he also opened a bottle for himself.

"it......," the crowd shouted, and then began to drink with their necks tilted.

"Gurgling......" It was the first time for Tang Xiaoyan to drink like this, the beer was poured too quickly, and it overflowed from the corners of his mouth, but it was really indescribably refreshing.

"Good ......" After seeing Tang Xiaoyan finish drinking, the buddy patted Tang Xiaoyan's shoulder fiercely and said, "Brother is ...... by himself."

Next, Tang Xiaoyan gulped meat, drank wine, and bragged and fart with the students he didn't know.

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"The first beauty? There is no doubt that it is Ning Keke from the School of Political Science and Diplomacy, that figure, that temperament, if I don't drink two bottles of vodka, I won't have the courage to come up and talk to her......"

"So what, now that the good cabbage has been arched by the pigs, the one who would rather have a master has a master. Does Fang Jianxi know? The first-year ghost mecha class, the prince of the alliance military...... Even if you drink three bottles of Erguotou and talk to someone, they will ignore you......"

"You guys are too backward in information, rather Keke is not the first beauty for a long time. There was a freshman at the Foreign Affairs Academy, and that beauty was really like an angel, and I lost sleep for a week when I looked at it. And no matter what beauty you look at, you feel like ...... average" (He's talking about Tsukiba, but Tsukihina was invited to celebrate by the leaders of the alliance tonight.) οΌ‰

"Bragging? You saw this in a dream, why haven't I seen it, I squatted at the door of the Foreign Affairs Academy every day after class......"

"You guys, you're too vulgar and naΓ―ve, what are women here for? Women are used to sleep, not to watch. So, what kind of face do women look at, what kind of temperament do they look at? The first look at the buttocks, the second look at the chest, the third look at the waist, and the fourth look at whether the waves are waves, sexy or not...... So, ah, the number one beauty of the Alliance Military Academy is definitely Megan, the instructor of the ghost mecha class. Mendez, that look, that curve ......" A student gestured with an exaggerated S-shaped curve with a fire-breathing gaze, and then desperately pressed a sip of beer and said: "Just one glance makes you feel on fire, grandma's is really a cheap student of the ghost mecha class, and the grandchildren of the ghost mecha class will die one day......"

"If you want me to say, Megan. Mendes is certainly the sexiest and hottest, but after all, it's a Yanmar? As for her female tyrannosaurus, I don't think any man can her. I still like Professor Michi of the Foreign Affairs Academy, plump and seductive, virtuous and virtuous, and guaranteed to be in turmoil, that is the most flavorful woman......"...,

"Professor Michi, I, I like it too, sexy busty pretty widow...... However, I prefer Mr. Doyle, she is plumper, whiter, and the key is that she has never been married......"

"Beasts, you beasts......

Tang Xiaoyan was in the crowd, listening to them spraying there. At first, he just listened, but then he drank too much and followed suit. He had never drunk so much wine, he had already been drunk, this was the first time Tang Xiaoyan was drunk, he didn't know how much wine he drank, maybe there was a pound or so of liquor.

It was almost the first time he had been so relaxed, letting go of all his sanity and guarding, and then he had lost his temper completely.

People talk nonsense, from politics to women, from history to women, from military affairs to women, from geography to women, from literature to women. In short, no matter what topic is discussed, no more than ten rounds will turn to the topic of women.

"Have you heard? Two more members of the Sith Federation were assassinated today because they proposed a bill to raise taxes on the rich. And there are a lot of local governments that are financially bankrupt, and a lot of people there are ready to fight with arms. You say, if the Sith Federation is in chaos, then we will not be invincible. "Alas, you are all too impure. Among you, I have become a pure little sheep, and I am still secretly in love with my first love......" "First love, or let's have a mandatory topic, that is, everyone must talk about their first love, how about it?" "Okay, good......" everyone coaxed. Then let's start with me, my first love is called Jenny, one day I didn't bring an eraser, so I borrowed her eraser, we have a habit of using erasers, that is, we like to lick the eraser with our tongue first and then wipe it. I returned the eraser to her after I borrowed it, and she took it and started using it immediately, and she licked the eraser with her tongue and then erased the homework, and the position of the tongue licking was exactly the same as the position of my licking, and then I liked her......" "What happened later, what happened later?" The others asked. Later, I was timid and dared not confess my crush, until high school, she was soaked away by an older boy, and now, it is estimated that she has already married......" Next, the students sitting around the campfire began to talk about their first love. Except for a few suspected fabrications, most people's first love stories are not very exciting. After more than a dozen people, it was Tang Xiaoyan's turn. Tang Xiaoyan took a sip of liquor and said, "My first love? It's very boring.,I've had a crush on her for a few years in high school.,She definitely didn't like me.,In order to refuse me, I said that I couldn't chase her unless I was admitted to the Alliance Military Academy.,As a result, I was angry.,I went from 375 points to 695 points to the League Military Academy.。 "Ox fork......" everyone gave a thumbs up. By the way, brother, can I ask. How long did it take you to study hard and take the higher exams? Someone asked. I forgot, it seems to be more than half a month......" Tang Xiaoyan said. "Plop ......" suddenly came the sound of falling to the ground. Dude, I suggest you go for a biopsy test, you are definitely not human......" The buddy who came over to eat meat and drink wine said: "You are so bullish, your first love should become a brother and sister now." There are so many pairs of first love just mentioned, and you have achieved a positive result......" "Brother and sister are birds' eggs......" Tang Xiaoyan took a sip of liquor and said: "Dude, after I was admitted to the Alliance Military Academy, she acted as if she hadn't said that sentence, and the relationship was even worse than before......" "Needless to say, I know that there must be little white faces who are more handsome, better than you, and richer than you......" That guy said straightforwardly. Tang Xiaoyan gave a thumbs up and said, "You're right, a little white face who loves to pretend, I'm annoyed." "Brother, it's fate to be able to drink together, tell me where your rival in love is, is it in Yajing City?" If it's in Yajing City, more than a dozen buddies will find an opportunity to beat him. The woman couldn't grab it, and she let out a sigh......" the guy shouted. The others immediately shouted, "Yes, yes...... Beat that guy to death. All the little white faces are our enemies, what is the name and where is ...... beating him to death? Tang Xiaoyan burped and said: "Okay, that's it, my buddy must beat him up that day, and he will ......be annoyed when he sees him" "What's the name, say, say ......" Everyone forced the name of the little white face. "That guy is at our Alliance Military Academy, his name is Fang Jianxi, let's make an appointment to beat him one day......" Tang Xiaoyan waved a wine bottle and said: "Beat him ......" "Beat him ......" Everyone shouted in unison. Then, someone felt that the name Fang Jianxi was a little familiar, his body trembled slightly, and the wine seemed to be halfway awake, and asked, "Brother, then, the woman you have a crush on is what we just said Ning Keke?" "That's right......" Tang Xiaoyan said with a big grin. You're awesome...... everyone gave Tang Xiaoyan a thumbs up and said, "Dude, you are definitely the best in our group." You dare to have a crush on the princess of the alliance, you are definitely a fighter among the toads. "No......" Tang Xiaoyan waved his hand and shook his drunken eyes and said: "It's not a fighter in a toad, it should be said to be a ghost machine in a toad...... Armor! "Why, as soon as you heard that it was Fang Jianxi, didn't you dare to beat it?" Tang Xiaoyan said unhappily. "Dude, I don't know who you are, maybe you are very powerful, but Fang Jianxi is the tenth in the world, you just grit your teeth and swallow it in your mouth!" The others laughed and said, "Ten you are not Fang Jianxi's opponent. "Come on...... Tang Xiaoyan swallowed a big sip of wine and said, "How can that little white face be my opponent?" I let him beat him down with one hand......" "Cut ......" Everyone raised their middle fingers towards Tang Xiaoyanqi's brush, and said, "Haha, the cowhide is blowing into the sky." If you can beat Fang Jianxi, brother, we promise to snatch Ning Keke's woman, how about it? ”…,

Tang Xiaoyan suddenly stood up with the wine bottle and shouted loudly: "Who said I was bragging? Put on the mecha, he's not my opponent, take off the mecha, he, he's not my opponent, I'm definitely not bragging...... But I don't like that woman anymore, so I won't bother you to help me grab it......"

Next, everyone said that Tang Xiaoyan was bragging, Tang Xiaoyan was suddenly angry, so anxious that his neck was a little thicker, and he stood up directly and shouted loudly: "Don't believe it? Well, where is Fang Jianxi? Let's fight now and see who is stronger? Let's see who the hell is bragging? Where is Fang Jianxi? ”

"Tang Xiaoyan, do you have any advice?" Suddenly, a person stood out from the crowd behind Tang Xiaoyan, who seemed to stand out from the crowd, and it was really Fang Jianxi.

Tang Xiaoyan shook his head in disbelief, then rubbed his eyes, and saw Ning Keke beside Fang Jianxi, Ning Keke lowered his head and was a little embarrassed.

"You, didn't you go to some bullshit royal house as a guest? How did you get back? Tang Xiaoyan said.

"That's none of your business, I'll just ask you, do you have any advice?" Fang Jianxi stared at Tang Xiaoyan coldly and asked.

"Advice? What to teach? Tang Xiaoyan said: "Oh, oh, I said that you are not my opponent when you fight. But tonight is not the time, and I will play again in two days......"

"Huh, ......" Everyone shushed Tang Xiaoyan again, and stretched out their hands to scrape their cheeks to shame Tang Xiaoyan.

Tang Xiaoyan drank nonchalantly, neither annoyed nor ashamed.

A student beside Fang Jianxi sneered at Tang Xiaoyan: "In this way, you didn't brag, you completely beat Jianxi?" ”

Tang Xiaoyan said with a humble face: "Of course, but you can't fight now, you have to fight ...... in a few days."

"Woo ......" everyone booed Tang Xiaoyan again.

The man said again: "You can beat Fang Jianxi, that pair of Nini. Akar is even more talkative? ”

Tang Xiaoyan lowered his head and pondered for a while, and said, "What do you want to express in your words?" It is to express Fang Jian Xi Bini Nini. Akar is awesome? Still want to ask me if I can win Nini. Akar? ”

The man sneered, "Of course you can't beat Nini. Akar? ”

"Of course you can beat it, it's not a problem...... "The words in the heart of the drunk Tang Xiaoyan rushed out.

Suddenly, everyone was already shaking their heads and booing wildly. Nini. Who is Akar? She has become a nightmare for the Union cadets, and is almost invincible in the minds of most people.

"Okay......" The man shouted, raised his hands and said, "Everyone heard it, our classmate Tang Xiaoyan personally said that he won Nini. Akar, then let's let him win glory for the Alliance Military Academy now, okay? ”

Several of the students who were eating barbecue with Tang Xiaoyan immediately frowned and said that they would not hesitate, while most of the others followed loudly.

"Hit ......"

"Hit ......"

"......"

"......"

At first, only a few dozen people shouted again, then hundreds of people, thousands of people. A lot of people don't know what's going on, so they shout along.

Tang Xiaoyan scratched his head and said, "Fight tonight?" Didn't you say you'd fight in a few days......"

"Haha......" the man laughed, "Is there a better day than tonight?" Today is a great day for the Alliance, and this night's duel is also a great duel. You beat Nini. Isn't it good that Akar can also be the icing on the cake for the big day of the Alliance? Why wait until a few days later, will your strength increase dramatically in two days? Still waiting for Nini. After Akar left, you continued to brag? ”

"......"

"......"

At this time, Nini. The delegation of the Sith Federation, where Akar belonged, also heard the sound and walked over. Akar's beautiful face and bewitching delicate body curves overwhelmed the male students along the way. ..., Nini. Akar walked up to Tang Xiaoyan and said, "You say, you can beat me?" ”

"Of course......" Tang Xiaoyan took a sip of wine, shook his head vigorously and said, "I said it after I was drunk, but it is indeed the ...... I want to say"

"Okay, then fight with me now, it's the last chance now, after the two of you disappear, we will leave the Eastern Alliance by plane and return to the Sith Federation." Nini. Akar continued in Sith.

Tang Xiaoyan didn't understand the Sith language very well, so he asked the person next to him: "I don't understand the dialect very well, did she say that she wants to go back to the Sith Federation at night?" ”。

"Yes, we got an urgent call and we're leaving in two hours." Aragon Road.

"Oh, that's good......" Tang Xiaoyan raised the wine bottle and said, "My only remaining reason tells me to call my elders before making a decision......

Suddenly, everyone booed.

The people around Fang Jianxi sneered: "What's the matter, has the bragging been exposed again?" Don't you dare to go up and fight, do you? Don't dare to go up and fight, don't brag, just this virtue still wants to become Jian Xi's rival in love, and wants to pursue Miss Ning Keke, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat. ”

"There's something wrong with you......" Tang Xiaoyan said unhappily: "Which eye of yours saw me chasing Ning Keke?" Tang Xiaoyan then asked Ning Keke: "You said, have I pursued you after coming to the Alliance Military Academy?" ”

Ning Keke had always been breezy and calm, but he was embarrassed when he was asked by Tang Xiaoyan at this time, and turned his beautiful face to the side and said, "Tang Xiaoyan, you are drunk, go back to sleep early......"

"Tang Xiaoyan, whether you are really drunk or fake, I will send you four words." Fang Jianxi suddenly stared at Tang Xiaoyan and said coldly:

"People are precious and self-aware."

"Please, it's six words, not four words." Tang Xiaoyan said as he dialed Song Wulun's phone.

"But what do you mean by that?" Tang Xiaoyan said: "Does it mean that you and Ning Keke have noble statuses, even if a civilian child like me once had an ignorant and ridiculous crush on her, it is a blasphemy?" Isn't that what it means? ”

Fang Jianxi was silent.

"You're done...... Tang Xiaoyan's drunken intent turned serious and solemnly pointed at Fang Jianxi's head and said, "You're done, Fang Jianxi." I used to think you were a good person, but now you're done. A young mind less than twenty years old is indeed filled with rotten and old thoughts. It doesn't matter too much whether a person's force is strong or not, what matters is the pattern and the idea. Your thinking is too old-fashioned, and you're going to be abandoned. ”

The corners of Fang Jianxi's mouth twitched slightly, suppressing his anger, but her forbidden belly could not be touched by anyone, he almost lost his mind, raised his chin and squinted his eyes, glanced at Tang Xiaoyan faintly from top to bottom, and sneered: "A tiger, you don't care about the cry of ants!" Not to mention a cowardly ant who does not dare to fight......"

At this time, Tang Xiaoyan's voice came from Song Wulun's phone and said, "Little Tang Tang, I heard your words." Go on, it's now with Nini. Akar defeated her in a battle, and won the battle to save the honor of the alliance and win the battle for the heir. ”

"Use victory to trample Fang Jianxi, a self-righteous thing, under his feet and tell him...... You're not Fang Jianxi's bullshit! β€β€¦β€¦οΌŒ