Chapter 244: Karaoke Contest Zombies
A lot of unknown things happened later......
The main thing is that Ning Yun selflessly dedicated his superpowers, and he doesn't need any return.
It's a pity that none of these people believe it, and they all desperately reciprocate, and if they don't accept it, they use all kinds of unbelievable means.
No matter how calm the persuasion was, it couldn't dispel their enthusiasm, Ning Yun even took out the ice cubes, but unfortunately they misunderstood them even more.
Naomi got off to a bad start......
Ning Yun also learned that Sister Shi in the real world was very reserved......
Of course, not everyone misunderstands, for example, Miss Taylor ran away at the very beginning, always believing that she eats by talent.
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Soon after, the airship arrived in New York.
How to start the rescue, no one else knows.
Even Gary is too little, just a few of us.
The others don't look like they have combat power at all!
Those female soldiers didn't just know how to scream when they saw real zombies.
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Manhattan, the center of the legendary world, has been transformed into a haunted realm.
The streets are full of fashionably dressed zombies, and even their movements are a little more elegant than those in other areas.
A huge shadow approached in the distance, and the airship, which was larger than the Avengers Helicarrier, silently came over Manhattan.
Ning Yun led everyone to the platform in front of the airship.
It's a nice space with a great view.
"Who can be saved here?" The more radiant Erin said disdainfully, "Those who should have died? ”
Unfortunately, this statement was not agreed with by anyone.
Under Ning Yun's remote control, a mini airship was released from the side of the airship.
The little airship descended slowly, levitating at an altitude of about two hundred meters.
"It's so strange to rely on this to save people." Miss Watson was puzzled.
Ning Yun felt that his IQ had been insulted: "There are two ways to save people, one is to save people, and it has always been to kill the enemy." We use the latter. ”
"Kill zombies?" Miss Taylor scoffed, "What, with your mouth, I don't know your mouth is used this way." ”
"No, with your mouth!" Ning Yun looked at Miss Taylor with a smile.
"You!" Miss Taylor angrily pointed at Ning Yun, as if she had lost something important.
Remove the microphone from the space. Throwing them to everyone one by one, Ning Yun said solemnly: "We are now going to start saving mankind." ”
"What do you mean?" Miss Taylor, who reluctantly turned out to be mic, was even stranger.
Others couldn't understand what Ning Yun meant.
"We want to hold a karaoke singing contest to select the best voices of the world and save humanity!" Ning Yun shrugged his shoulders and turned on the projection, which showed the song list, "No need to choose, voice matching, just say what you want to sing!" ”
You still don't understand. Ning Yun smiled lightly: "You will know when you sing." ”
No one came out, everyone was in a daze, feeling a little dizzy, and they couldn't get in touch at all.
"Well, you don't like to be ahead, so I'll go first." Ning Yun was a little embarrassed and said, "There are professionals here to sing in front of Miss Taylor." Well, I still admire myself. Fortunately, the opening song has long been destined, "The.End.Of.The.World", dedicated to the zombies, to the survivors, and to all the struggling humans in this world! Dedicated to Hon. The world of collapse! ”
The prelude to the accompaniment sounded, and Ning Yun raised the microphone to his mouth:
Why.does.the.sun.go.on.shining?
Why the sun is still shining
Why the waves crash against the rocky shore
Don't they know it's the end of the world
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Why the birds still sing
Why do the stars shine in the sky?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
Factories shut down. Shops are closed......
Accompanied by Ning Yun's singing, a huge voice remembered.
It was the sound of a high-powered stage stereo mounted on a small airship not far away.
When the zombies in the center of the world heard the sound, they first looked up, and were immediately attracted by the sound, and their bodies tensed.
Followed by. Every zombie stretched out their hands, desperately trying to reach up, but couldn't reach anything.
Nearby zombies quickly gathered towards the place where the sound came from, like a tidal wave like ripples, and began to run in patches.
This kind of running leads to more zombies.
Soon, more and more zombies gathered directly below the airship.
The inner circle was packed, and the outer circle climbed up and over the heads of the other zombies.
One by one, the zombies overlapped, squeezed, and climbed, and in a few minutes a zombie mountain was formed.
It's the same as the Israelis singing in the movie, but in the movie, the zombies stack themselves up and break through the wall.
Now it's the zombies stacked up, wanting to hear Ning Yun's soulful singing more clearly.
It's a pity that when the zombies piled up into a hill, they forgot their companions, and the people below were crushed to death......
As Ning Yun sang more and more, there were more and more zombies, and the zombie mountain became higher and higher.
Soon the hill was up a hundred meters, but the zombies were still gathering.
At the end of a song, Ning Yun smiled and said, "Who will come next?" ”
"What does this have to do with fighting zombies?" Karin asked.
"I really suspect that the entire earth has been hit by the mentally handicapped aura!" Ning Yun complained very helplessly, "The zombies below have been crushed to death!" The higher the pressure of the mountain, the more people die. When the team celebrated, the people who were pressed under only a few people couldn't stand it, let alone so many zombies. Think about yourself, what will become of being pressed by hundreds of people and thousands of people? The strongest skull can only bear a weight of a few hundred kilograms, and the ribs can break if they are tens of kilograms. Look at the zombies below, the ones at the bottom of the zombie mountain are like being crushed by dozens of trucks, at this moment, they are all in pieces! ”
The others suddenly realized, with a cute expression that they could still play like this!
Ning Yun laughed: "If you don't believe it, let's take a look at it in another position." ”
Ning Yun remotely controlled, moved the small airship to another position a few hundred meters away, held the microphone and shouted: "Little ones, come along, the king has sent us to patrol the mountain!" ”
Sure enough, the zombies followed the sound.
Brush brush brush. The zombies at the top of the mountain went down, but the sound was not sustained enough, and the zombies were still a little dazed and couldn't find the direction of the new sound.
The zombies at the top of the mountain came down, and the zombies pressed down were different, and the first floor, which was about twenty or thirty meters high, was silent.
Still lying there in different shapes.
If you look closely. You can also see a slight tremor.
It's a pity that the bones that support the body are crushed or even crushed, and zombies can't stand on their muscles alone, and even most zombies can't even crawl.
Everyone was stunned by such a simple tactic, destroying one-fifth to one-quarter of the zombies at a time, there were almost thousands, just relying on one song, this must be a war song!
No bullets, no bombs, so effective. And so environmentally friendly......
Ning Yun turned to everyone: "See, this method is good, who will come now?" ”
"I'm coming!" Erin had already felt a huge threat, and was the first to sign up, "I'm going to sing 'God.Bless.the.Child.'" ”
Then.thats.got.shall.get。
Them.thats.not.shall.lose。
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Mama.may.have,.papa.may.have。
But.God.bless.the.zombie.thats.got.his.own。
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Everyone applauded very face, but unfortunately the effect of attracting zombies was not very good, and the gathering speed of the zombies was much slower than when Ning Yun sang just now.
Clearly, the zombies have no love for Bruce.
A song down. Everyone accepted this method of warfare and became a little more lively.
Fight zombies without any danger. Who doesn't love it.
What's more, you can still show your singing voice, don't look at Stone, Watson, and Naomi are actors, and they are not bad at all in terms of music, and they have already trained. It's also part of acting.
If you don't have a chance, it's just that, and if you have a chance, of course, you have to increase your charm.
"The pace is too slow, it's not going to work." Miss Watson raised her hand, ". . . up》。 ”
Everyone felt that at this moment, this song was too appropriate. It's so timely!
Especially the other three people who were locked up a few hours ago.
Unfortunately, the effect is still not very good.
Everyone sang in turn, and after singing it once, the most professional Miss Taylor was left unwilling to contribute.
Everyone looked at her, and the meaning was very clear, come on, we all sing other people's songs, you are a cow who can sing your own songs!
Besides, you're a professional, don't tell us you learn lip-synching from certain regions.
In the great cause of saving humanity and resisting zombies, Miss Taylor can't refuse and has to do her part.
Your own strength should also be shown!
Miss Taylor was about to sing when she was stopped by Ning Yun.
"We have to be more respectful of professionals!"
A few more mini-airships popped up, covering almost all of Manhattan.
Miss Taylor glanced at Ning Yun, unappreciative, and sang someone else's song, "I.Love.It".
I.got.this.feeling.on.the.summer.day.when.you.were.gone.
I drove the car until it hit the bridge, and I just watched it and let it burn
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I ran into the bridge
I don't care! I'd love to! I don't dump OK?
You and I are not all the way, I am in the galaxy
You want me to be realistic, but my train of thought is always drifting
You're so hard to serve, we can't go on like this
Youre.from.the.70s,.but. Im.a.90s.bitch
You are already an old man born in the 70s, but sister, I am a green and green pool in the 90s!
I.love.it!.
I'd love to!
I.love.it!.
Sister is happy!
Obviously, Miss Taylor really believes that Ning Yun played Shinzo Abe in "Titanic" and is a 100% old man.
Ning Yun gave a tolerant smile, the kind that had been specially trained.
Unfortunately it didn't work for Miss Taylor.
The professional really lived up to expectations and sang perfectly.
A few people sang before, and the attractive ones were strong, such as Miss Stone. Zombies rush over like they see a delicacy!
Miss Watson, who is almost attractive, the zombies are barely like seeing the starry sky, although reluctantly, but finally stuttering!
And Miss Taylor was terrible, and her singing voice came out. The zombies are like eating spring. Running like a drug, fast and incredible, desperate and incredible.
Even those who were in the building broke through the glass and jumped out!
Fortunately, it was okay to be close to the ground, broke his leg, and limped to Miss Taylor's sweet voice.
Those who are a little higher than the ground are miserable, and both legs are broken, but this can't help zombie fans, they have to go to the concert on their knees!
And that's not all. The highest from the ground fell too hard, and they all crawled to it.
And these most persistent zombie fans, the part that crawls and kneels, sure enough, because of their slow speed, occupies the position closest to Miss Taylor's voice, the highest position on the zombie mountain.
It's horrible!
In just two or three minutes, Ning Yun had to manipulate the mini airship that was playing music to rise. Otherwise, those crazy zombie fans will have their hands on the speakers that make Miss Taylor's charming voice!
There are even some zombies who don't know if they have sensitive ears or prefer acoustic sounds. He secretly approached Miss Taylor's giant airship, built a hill under the giant airship, and kept rising to try to get close to Miss Taylor's jade. The body is real!
Very bad attempt, this is too much, Ning Yun must not agree!
The bottom hatch of the giant airship opens. A whole lot of household garbage was smashed down!
Including those arising from the detention of Miss Taylor......
Zombie fans are even crazier!
There's Miss Taylor's personal belongings here!
The kind that is very special and private......
Zombie fans are desperately scrambling to break their heads!
They bite and squirt and tear each other, completely contrary to the nature of zombies not to attack each other.
It's much better than Ning Yun in the space to make the zombies right.
After all, there is a misunderstanding in the space. Even if the soap drops such a serious thing, the zombies can understand each other after untangling their bodies, and maybe they will have a good impression and meet to bite together!
But when it comes to snatching Miss Taylor's personal belongings, it's a real killing, father's revenge, mother's revenge, sleeping. Old. The kind of mother-in-law added together, no one can describe it in case!
The other people on the airship, several of them opened their mouths wide, and they were all stunned by such a crazy scene!
It wasn't just the people on the airship who were stunned, but also the survivors who were hiding.
These survivors had seen the airship for a long time, and even if they didn't hear anyone dare to sing, they all got up to take a look.
The sky is long and underground, describing the best mood of the survivors at this moment!
Some of the survivors with binoculars also saw the people on the airship, especially Miss Taylor, who was Ning Yun's scrappy spirit.
Miss Taylor has so many fans, and her voice is extremely recognizable, and even those who don't have binoculars will know it when they hear it, and that is the pride of our America!
By the way, the one next to her seems to be the pride of Japan!
It's hard to understand how you feel when you get together at this end times!
Forget it, Japan-US relations should be decided by zombie horses, we poor people don't think about it so much, no one has the surname Abe.
Everyone sighed in their hearts that the strength of the first Billboard was really not covered!
In the future, I must buy Miss Taylor's records to support her career and become her die-hard fan.
The point is, maybe when the zombie apocalypse will come again, and Miss Taylor will be the savior at that time.
As long as Miss Taylor's record is thrown away, zombie fans will desperately grab it, and they can't care about biting themselves.
Even after Miss Taylor finished singing, the zombies were still reluctant to leave for a long time.
The zombies howl desperately, in zombie language, over and over again!
With comparison, anyone in front of him is scum in front of Miss Taylor!
Everyone thinks that being a person is too much of a failure!
In the past, Shinzo Abe crushed everyone's IQ, and then there was Taylor Swift singing dead zombie fans, what are we living, space is empty, I'm so sorry for human beings.
It is estimated that it will become the background of Miss Taylor's majesty in the historical record in the future.
How can this work, there are many people who are not convinced, and she can't be allowed to be in the limelight during the critical period!
Everyone is desperately trying to find their familiar fast-paced songs.
Miss Watson is leading again, "Know.Your.Enemy."
She had barely sung a few lines when Miss Watson stopped.
Very disappointed with the result, the effect was even worse than the first time!
Because it was too exaggerated before, Miss Taylor came down with a song, and almost all the zombies in Manhattan were emptied by her!
The most infuriating, and the most unbearable thing for Miss Watson is that the zombies who were looking forward to looking up at the stars and waiting for the next song heard Miss Watson's song sound, and some of them turned around and left!
Gone, gone, gone!
Miss Watson is really going crazy!
Look down on me so much!
I have fans among the refugees, but there are none in the zombie group!
It must be Manhattan's fault.
"Change places and go to Brooklyn!" Miss Watson believed that there must be more zombies there, and she liked herself more.
Of course, Ning Yun agreed, and the big airship took the small airship and sailed towards Brooklyn.
The zombies below were reluctant, and after listening to Miss Taylor's song, it seemed that even their wisdom had increased, and some of them even moved with the silent airship.
Miss Taylor finally got a bad breath in her heart!
It's so cool!
I am indeed the queen of the music industry, the little diva of the universe!
Even zombies, whose intelligence is weaker than insects, can appreciate my singing.
Sure enough, my singing voice knows no borders, no race, and even life and death can't stop my charm and beauty!
And there's also the Enlightenment function!
Zombies have become smarter after listening to my songs, and people are even more so, and they should be even more so, and they will definitely be smarter after listening to them!
No, it's stronger than that, I didn't even sing the songs I wrote, but my voice surpassed everything.
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When she arrived in Brooklyn, Miss Watson began singing again, but unfortunately it was just as disappointing.
It's a brand new place, but not to mention beating Taylor, you can't get close, it's too far away!
The zombies are still slow, as if they are helpless to eat a stargazing feast.
Miss Watson, who was hit hard, reluctantly went to Ning Yun's side to find comfort.
Miss Stone immediately picked it up, calmly on the surface and confident on the inside, experimenting with "The.Phoenix", and the result was a delicious and tempting meal. The confusion remains the same, the strength of French cuisine.
Erin chose Avril's "Alice (Underground)", which was slightly better than the first time, the zombies were a little more aggressive, and the discounted sushi that was not too fresh when Jusco closed its doors.
Even Naomi was in the mood and sang a song "Dirty.Paws", well, Thai food.
Everyone is helpless, is it really not as good as that proud Bichi!
Miss Taylor lifted her chin slightly, looked at the crowd around her with a little contempt, and finally sang her own song, "We.Are.Never.Ever.Getting.Back.Together."
I said, "That's it, I've had enough"
……
You came back to me and said what else:
"Baby I miss you, I swear I will change, please trust me"
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When I said "I hate you" and wanted to break up with you, you called me and said "I love you"
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I'm going to tell you about it this time
We are absolutely, absolutely not, reunited
Forever
The zombies are eating again. Spring. Medicine!
Once again, regardless of life and death. Crippled, suicidal, kneeling. up, crawled, licked. Yes, I have loved it, and I have completely bowed down at the feet of Miss Taylor!
Such a result makes everyone want to be unconvinced!
As a result, Miss Taylor won the first karaoke contest battle zombie championship trophy without dispute!
It's about the same as the Grammy, but the gramophone is pure gold, and it's held by a pure gold Q version of the zombie with difficulty, as if bowing down to it.
Miss Taylor, who smashed it, almost got out of her hands.
I wish you all the best in the new year! (To be continued.) )