Chapter 014: The Dragon Sucks Water

Five years ago, Zhang Chenghe, a half-hundred beast with no name, inadvertently came into contact with the leather scroll sent by Bao Yuan for carbon measurement, and when Zhang Chenghe found that the carbon measurement results were five billion years old, he was very curious, and secretly concealed this matter and brought the data home. Listening to Bao Yuan say that it was a leather scroll, Zhang Chenghe induced Bao Yuan to sell the rubbings to himself, knowing that the things recorded on the leather scroll were amazing, and wanted to have a great achievement, he couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep, Zhang Chenghe wanted to become a great Buddha in the cultural relics and historiography circles, and he was exalted everywhere, and Bao Yuan's sample was undoubtedly the dawn.

The mud cow entered the sea and was never heard from again.

Zhang Chenghe couldn't wait for the call, and his intestines were all remorseful.

After deep introspection, Zhang Chenghe thought that he had too many empty words, clichΓ©s, and things on the line of Bao Yuan at that time. At present, young people are completely different from the old three sessions, and the people of the old three years will immediately pay high respect when they talk about party spirit and principles.

Zhang Chenghe thinks: Bao Yuan should be given a price in advance, real money, and Bao Yuan may obediently send the rubbing.

I waited for three years, but I couldn't find anyone.

Two years ago.

Zhang Chenghe suddenly received a mysterious phone call, and there was no caller ID.

The other party asked Zhang Chenghe whether the phone call he made to Li three years ago was true, and Zhang Chenghe wondered if it was okay or not, and what phone call to Li was not true. The other party said in one breath what year, what month, when, and where he called Li, except for the words that the leather scroll has survived for five billion years, the content is not bad, the other party said that if it is true, he wants to see Zhang Chenghe, Zhang Chenghe thought it was a great thing and immediately agreed.

A few days later.

The two Germans found Zhang Chenghe, and after reaching an agreement, Zhang Chenghe became a dog......

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What made Bao Yuan lose his temper the most was that the yellow blind man surrendered.

Although, Bao Yuan was not optimistic about the yellow blind man from the beginning, for no reason, the two blind holes represent abnormality. Bao Yuan thinks: If Sun Jiuye is here, he will definitely not brag, at least he will beat these eight three grandsons to the ground like the heroes in martial arts dramas.

Bao Yuan asked Wei Fan secretly.

Can it be done quickly? If you learn the moves first, and don't practice the internal skills first, can it work?

Wei Shuo responded in a low voice: "Go to the ball, kung fu is to put kung fu into it, how can it be called kung fu if you can't get in time?" The requirements for internal strength are not high, but the moves are very difficult to learn, and when you learn them, hum...... It's been beaten into a sieve a long time ago, eh, old bag, it's all your involvement! ”

"Fart, how did it become a problem for Lao Tzu?" Bao Yuan was not happy.

"No, no, no, it's not that you're involved, it's that I haven't competed with bullets, and I'm not sure." Wei Fan hurriedly diverted the conversation.

"Your land, Mr. Huang's land, our friend's land, Liupan Mountain God Cemetery, let's all go into the land, baby land!" The Japanese translation of Chinese is really not good, Bao Yuanjue's anti-Japanese drama has seen a lot, the lines are seriously infected, and the word "earth" has to be ripped off again and again when he says anything.

"Yo hi, yo hi, everyone will make a fortune together, but don't hit people with things that are on fire!" The yellow blind man politely replied.

"Old blind man, can you find the tomb of the gods in Liupan Mountain? Is it useful for you to be foolish? Zhang Chenghe stared at the blind man coldly, and said in his heart: "You old and blind thing, with you can find the tomb in a dangerous place, hum, it sounds like a fart, it's better to die!" ”

"Don't worry, the old blind man has been in Liupan Mountain for most of his life, don't say anything about the tomb, the old blind man of the Jade Emperor's Pan Taoyuan is familiar with the way, last time Huang took someone to borrow "Life and Death Book" in front of the ghost head case of Lord Yama, he didn't even go on a limp, rest assured!" The yellow blind man said with a spit flying.

"Poof~~"

Bao Yuanxin said: "Yellow blind man, yellow blind man, you are a fucking bragging thing that doesn't pay taxes, you look at Sun Jiuye, you are the same brother as you, how much better are they than you, they are heroic fans, and their mother's is a big insect fan, oh no, it's maggots." ”

Wei Fan said that the yellow blind man can drive snakes, at least send a few snakes to bite them.

As a result, the three were held at gunpoint and continued walking.

It's not clear where to go.

The yellow blind man is still at the forefront, Bao Yuan's ears are full of Zhang Chenghe and the Japanese translator's voices, I can't understand what the two of them are saying, the other six people, they haven't put down their guns along the way, I don't know if their hands are sour, but they really look like special forces on TV, different places, they have a circle of rope wrapped around their waists, knives, lighting tools, and some unknown.

Bao Yuan wondered, how could foreign mercenaries dare to come to China to spread wilderness, purely to seek death?

"A few good men of the immortal family, the purpose of your visit to Liupan Mountain, the old man's heart is like a bright sun in nine days, that place is not everyone can enter casually, the foreign things in your hands, it's okay to beat people, and the things inside are far behind." The yellow blind man snorted as he walked.

"Wei Fan, is the yellow blind man often in Liupan Mountain?" Bao Yuan asked in a low voice as he walked, Zhang Chenghe and the Japanese translator were not far from the blind man, Bao Yuan and Wei Fan were waiting for them with guns in the back, Bao Yuan pondered, these three foreign grandsons must not understand Chinese.

"Not often."

"Not often, not often, how can he be so familiar with this place,!"

"I'll find out slowly."

Bao Yuan listened to Wei Fan's words, and became more and more illogical, Bao Yuan still had the same idea, even if Huang Blind was famous back then, but he was a blind man, how could he be familiar with a big mountain?

As he spoke, a strange scene flashed into view, in front of which was a deep cloud valley, a large area of clouds, shaped like a snake, looking so real, so illusory, the further you walked, the wetter your feet became, and as you walked, it was like entering a swamp.

The yellow blind man was on the wet, slippery and sunken ground, as if walking on the ground, Zhang Chenghe was a little unbearable, he walked all the way holding his glasses and scolded: "What the hell is this place?" Old blind man, what are you bringing me here for? ”

"Old Bao, appreciate it slowly, you see how Huang Ye plays with these three grandsons." Wei Fan said to Bao Yuan secretly.

"Play, what's so fun, this road is not walked by people at all, let alone playing with others, Lao Tzu is about to be played to death by him." While Bao Yuan was talking, Wei Fan grabbed his right arm tightly, Bao Yuan only felt that there was a strong and thick force continuously flowing into his body, and there was a small stream of mercury swimming back and forth among the meridians and bones around his body, which was very comfortable, and his feet were originally slippery and could not move, but at this time it seemed to be floating on it.

Could this be a variety of gods, Bao Yuanxin said: "Leaving Liupan Mountain, Lao Tzu wants to learn this kung fu!" ”

The further forward it became, the more difficult it became, the Japanese translator fell into the mud several times, and looked at the three mercenaries of the yellow blind man with a gun, and at this time they all became taking care of Zhang Chenghe and the Japanese interpreter, and kept listening to the mercenaries shouting: "Ga, Maiga's ......"

Bao Yuan became more and more proud, and said in his heart: "It's not appropriate to let a good person go, you fucking be a dog, let the swamp swallow you." ”

Suddenly, the air around them suddenly became extremely hot, and everyone felt a little out of breath. Bao Yuan looked over, only to see the snake clouds floating on the cloud valley in front of him suddenly gathered, and a small drop of water rose from the flat ground under his feet, crystal clear, when Bao Yuan was surprised, the mobile phone suddenly rang, Du Muqing's message was sent, Bao Yuan opened the message and looked, it said: "Bao, Grandpa Nine has seen that photo, that person is Chen Shilian, pay attention to safety, Zhang Liutong and Chen Shinian are two smiling Buddhas, you have to be careful." ”

"Old bag, don't look at it, hide quickly, this is a dragon absorbing water!" Wei Fan pulled the bag violently, and the phone fell to the ground. (To be continued.) )