"Well, you've seen through that," Land Rover laughed, "You must have been used by other players like this before, otherwise your masochistic acumen wouldn't be so strong." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, no matter what, since we are brothers in a team, I will do what you say!" Ma Zhongchu said: "Tell me your plan, listen to me." ”

"We can use the terrain to win by skill," Land Rover analyzed: "You see, next to the health center is the Xinghua River, although this river is not a big river, but the water is turbulent, and the depth of the water is at least five or six meters." My idea was to lure these low-level zombies to the river, and then I would start the excavator and push them all into the river! ”

"Uh, I thought you were going to dig a pit with an excavator and bury them......"

"Burying is also a way, but it takes a certain amount of time to dig a pit, and the blue consumption is much greater than that of direct pushing," Lu Rover explained: "I don't have any blood coins on my body anymore, and now I only have a bottle of 200 blood coins in a medium bottle of blue medicine, which can replenish 500 energy." The excavator has a total of 1,300 energy, and it has already consumed 300 energy from the village to the town just now, and there are 1,000 left. In fact, I can drive the excavator directly into the compound of the health center, crush and slap without brains, and if necessary, I can also use my very skillful trick - the fuselage rotates and slaughters all the zombies in the hospital, no problem! However, considering one problem, it is energy! The energy consumed by doing so is too large, and when the brainless slaughter, the zombies near the town will also hear the sound and hear the news, and the more zombies gather, the greater the energy loss. By the time the zombies were almost killed, the energy was probably gone. Only the medium bottle can replenish 500 energy, to deal with the evolution of the zombie, the energy is not enough is tantamount to sending the head, you and I must use the power of the excavator to defeat the evolution of the zombie, energy can be saved, to deal with the boss to make substantial preparations, this is my idea, what do you say? ”

"Yes, it makes sense," Ma Zhongchu nodded yes, "I can't imagine that you kid hasn't seen you for many years, from a reckless man who threw the chain back then, to a resourceful excavator master, it's really unseemly......"

"Hehe, funny! Are you talking about people's indecency? I've been better than you since I was born, but when it comes to that, I really have a question, how did you lose weight like this? ”

"Skinny? Can you change the word? ”

"Lewd?"

"You know ...... goods"

"Hehe, Zhongchu, you really laugh at yourself! - Anyway, let's get ready for action. Land Rover continued to arrange: "Your task is to lure the zombies in the health center to the river, and when they gather, you decisively open the Central Asian hourglass, and leave the rest to me." ”

"Boss, that's not an hourglass, you've played too much of the game, it's called 'invulnerability'!"

"Well, what a high-end name! It doesn't matter," Land Rover said: "Anyway, I will push all the zombies into the river within two minutes of your skill, which is really a good practice for energy conservation and environmental protection." ”

“……”

The action begins!

Fifty meters away from the excavator health center, Ma Zhongchu got out of the car and ran into the hospital. He clapped and shouted loudly, attracting the attention of all the zombies. Zombies are very sensitive to sound, light, smell, etc., and these zombies have no fresh humans to capture recently, they are in a state of hunger and mania, they roar one after another, and hungry wolves are coming in the direction of Ma Zhongchu.

Ma Zhongchu ran wildly towards the river, but because his physical loss was too serious, he didn't run fast, and a few zombies at the third level were about to catch up with him.

Seeing that all the zombies in the health center were swarming away, Land Rover also started the excavator, slowly followed behind the large army, and prayed that Ma Zhongchu would not be caught by the zombies.

"Roar!"

A third-level doctor zombie tiger pounced, Ma Zhongchu screamed, and a change of direction, the zombie pounced, but grabbed Ma Zhongchu's trouser legs.

Ma Zhongchu pulled hard, how could the zombies be clutched so tightly, in a panic, Ma Zhongchu came to a trick The golden cicada came out of its shell, took off its pants and crawled away. What is shocking is that Ma Zhongchu's pants turned out to be a pair of pink women's boxer panties. In fact, Ma Zhongchu has not learned much knowledge and has not been able to talk about objects during his undergraduate and graduate studies, but he has become an expert in stealing girls' underwear. Say he's a 'flower thief', he's not qualified at all, please call him a 'pants killer', thank you.

Ma Zhongchu rented a bungalow outside the school, and the house was full of stolen profanities, and the amount was so huge that he could open a underwear store. And he himself doesn't know why he did it, maybe it's a mental illness. When he was in his first year of graduate school, he was once found stealing under the No. 7 girls' dormitory in the evening, called a security guard, and arrested him in the security room. At that time, the security guard wanted to hand him over to the police to deal with, which made Ma Zhongchu feel like the sky was about to fall. Fortunately, the girl who was stolen at that time did not pursue it, and showed pity and begged the security guard to let Ma Zhongchu go. This made the two security guards cry and laugh, and since the victim forgave him so quickly, there was naturally no need to resort to the police.

After this incident, Ma Zhongchu met this beautiful girl in the sophomore English department and has always regarded her as a goddess.

When the cataclysm happened, the campus was in chaos, and there were human misery everywhere, Ma Zhongchu was asking the goddess to go to the canteen to eat buns together, and waited for the goddess at the door of the cafeteria. This is the first time it took him a year to ask the goddess out! The opportunity is rare, but God is not beautiful, the outbreak of the virus is really not the right time, just like that, Ma Zhongchu did not wait for the arrival of the goddess, and ran away in a hurry.

At this moment, Ma Zhongchu's two thin legs like chopsticks ran wildly until the river, attracting zombies to gather, and at the moment when the zombies with a strong smell were about to bite him, he decisively turned on the golden body skill - invulnerability!

The golden light flashed, and there was no figure left!

The zombies stood by the river blankly, shaking their heads and becoming irritable.

Suddenly, there was a sudden ...... The excavator sprinted at a blister's speed like a ruthless scavenger, and the behemoth pushed sixty or seventy zombies into the river before they could react!

Countless zombies slapped the river and made a rattling sound.

A handful of zombies dodged the excavator's first onslaught, and before they could attack, they were thrown by the excavator's massive bucket and flew into the river.

Although zombies can still breathe, they only breathe in a small amount of air that can meet the survival and reproduction of mutant virus cells in their bodies, and once inhaled, they are immediately dispersed into the virus cells and will not stay in the lungs. And the zombie's physique has mutated into a rock-like stiffness, and there is no buoyancy at all. As soon as they fall into the water, they struggle for a maximum of ten seconds before sinking to the bottom without question.

Land Rover's knowledge about zombies not being able to float in the water also comes from the forum. He has to pay attention to the forum almost every day, to put it bluntly, he just wants to know the news of Zhang Xiaotong, but he has learned more survival skills and knowledge of resisting zombies. Land Rover posts a post every day these days, all looking for the content of Zhang Xiaotong in Beijing, but when each post is opened the next day, it is like a stone sinking into the sea, and there is no news. But he still believes Zhang Xiaotong is still alive.

It took one minute and thirty seconds to deal with these zombies. After a while, Ma Zhongchu's skill time came to an end and he returned to reality.

He jumped on the excavator and said to the Land Rover: "Why did you push them all into the river, if only you left one." ”

"How?"

"I want to change my pants."

"It's okay, there are so many opportunities." Land Rover glanced at Ma Zhongchu's extremely incongruous pink Nene and the hearty black hair on his legs, and said with a smile: "Why are you wearing a woman's style, boy, are you a transvestite?" Be honest! ”

"See through, don't say break!" Ma Zhongchu was not embarrassed at all, but said with a little pride: "Before the outbreak of the virus, I collected 6,000 pieces of various colors, hehe!" I have 6,000 wives! ”

"Uh......" Land Rover almost fainted after hearing this, and asked solemnly: "Tell me loudly, why did you give up treatment......"