Chapter 7: Emergency Breakdown

After school at noon, I didn't bother to go to lunch, and rushed directly to my room to find the book that Grandpa Chen left for me, and I looked for it for a long time, after all, it has been so many years. I finally found it in the closet, I don't remember when I put it in the closet, and when I found it, I held the book above my head and laughed three times, glad that it wasn't taken by my mother to cook and start a fire. Because the laughter was too horrible, my mother came up with a broom and said sternly, "You are continuing after eating." ”

I don't have any doubts about my mother's force. I had to obediently go to the kitchen to eat, and immediately after eating, I went back to my room and read the book for more than an hour before I found a way to break it.

After finding it, I went to school happily, and when I left, I found a large pair of scissors at home, and stuffed them into my school bag, and the scissors were very large, and I don't know what they were called, anyway, you remember a lot.

I was basically smiling all the way, which caused many passers-by who didn't know me to be reluctant to walk side by side with me, maybe they were wondering if this kid was smiling so obscenely. Even Wang Feng was talking behind my back about whether I had done anything bad and didn't tell him.

When I arrived at school, Liu Siting had already come and was doing her homework there. It seems that the "black triangle" is really old and domineering. Now Liu Siting is much more energetic. It's scary that Yintang is still dark.

Liu Siting smiled habitually at me when she saw me coming, and I also gave her a brilliant smirk at her. Then sit down next to her. He took out a large pair of scissors from his schoolbag and slammed them on the table. Liu Siting was taken aback, and the whole class looked at me, and I knew that the action was a bit exaggerated.

I shouted to my classmates, "Everyone plays their own games, see what you want." Whoever looks at me cutting whom! ”

Liu Siting pulled the corner of my clothes and whispered to me, "What are you doing?" ”

I didn't answer her, stared at her, and then stared at him.

Maybe Liu Siting was a little uncomfortable with me, raised her right hand and shook it in front of my eyes, and asked, "Stupid?" ”

I slapped Liu Siting's hand away and said to her, "You're stupid, it's just that I have an idea, I don't know if you want to be my first experimenter?" ”

Liu Siting blinked curiously and said, "What do you think?" It's not a good thing to look at. ”

I said, "If you don't trust me so much, why is it not a good thing." I suddenly wanted to learn how to barber, so I brought a pair of scissors and wanted you to give me an experiment. How about it is not discussed? ”

Liu Siting's surprise was even higher, and without saying a word, she punched me in the chest, and this girl's strength was so strong that she beat me to cough. I saw her say angrily: "You are going to die, first tell you that you want to do an experiment on my head, and then your scissors are so scary that you can cut off my head, and you want to murder." ”

I coughed and shook my head, and waved my hand, I was really afraid that the girl was beating me, and I was afraid that I would learn from the experience if I punched me again. hurriedly said to her: "I'm kidding, you're really dead." ”

Liu Siting took care of me at all, and said to me: "You deserve it, who told you to joke with my hair." That punch was light, do you know how long I've had this hair? ”

I nodded again and again and said, "Yes, yes, I deserve it!" ”

Liu Siting saw that I had a good attitude in admitting my mistakes, smiled and said to me: "Forget it, I don't care about you." Tell me, what are the scissors for? ”

Don't bother with me, it's obvious that I'm at a loss. I said to her, "Thank you for not bothering, ahem, my scissors, I brought you to cut your hair." ”

Liu Siting stared at me with an unkind look in her eyes after hearing this, and I knew that she wanted to beat me again. hurriedly shouted: "Don't don't, don't listen, don't you finish what I say?" ”

Liu Siting glanced at me and said coldly: "Say, if the reason is not sufficient, I will beat you." ”

This girl is really good, I thought about it and said to her, "Then aren't you going to leave in a few days?" I don't know if we can meet in the future, some experts say that this hair is connected to the heart, as long as one person's hair is handed over to another person then you will be able to meet in the future, the expert also said, 'There are thousands of miles to meet', so I am here to ask you for hair today. ”

Liu Siting scratched her head and asked me curiously, "Is what you said true?" By the way, which expert said that I don't know? ”

I said, "Of course it works, let me tell you, the expert is down." After speaking, I looked at Liu Siting vigilantly, to be honest, I was really afraid that she was beating me. After listening to this, Liu Siting raised her right hand, and I jumped more than two meters away with a whoosh, and I also did not have any doubts about my escape quality.

Liu Siting's move failed, and she roared coldly: "Give me back, I won't beat you, what are you running." ”

I had to go back with a smile, and as soon as I sat down, this girl punched me in the chest again, didn't she say that she wouldn't hit me?

Liu Siting looked at me with a wicked smile and a sneer, and asked me, "Do you really want hair?" ”

I nodded vigorously, then like a rattle, then again.

Liu Siting said coldly: "Do you want it or not?" ”

I didn't hesitate and yelled yes.

After Liu Siting listened, I saw her raise her sinful right hand again. In the same way, I swooped out two meters at a speed of 300 miles. But Liu Siting didn't come to me, she went to the scissors, I saw her pull the long hair behind her from behind after handling the scissors, and went up to a pair of scissors, and then cut a handful of hair. It's a handful, she's so generous, I feel distressed when I look at it.

She took her hair and raised it at me, and said, "Why do you think you're so cowardly?" Do you want to? ”

I saw that I really didn't mean to hit me this time, so I walked back with a smile, and said, "If you want it, why don't you, how can you give it to me this time?" ”

Liu Siting said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to come and get it." ”

I don't do nonsense, I took my hair like a treasure, tied it with a rope and hid it in my pocket, Liu Siting picked up the "black triangle" and said to me: "Is this yours?" ”

I nodded.

Liu Siting said: "Then how can you bring it to me?" By the way, I seem to be dizzy this morning, and I seem to have a weird feeling. What's going on? ”

I don't think there is any need to tell her, after all, normal people will not accept it easily, so let's not tell her the truth. Thinking of this, I said to her seriously, "Did you know that there is a disease called 'indirect idiocy'? You're sick. ”

Liu Siting said suspiciously: "Is there really such a disease?" How did I not know? Forget it, your mouth can't spit ivory. By the way, what's in it? ”

My mouth can't spit out ivory? So what is my mouth? I said to Liu Siting: "I don't know what's inside, anyway, I grew up from a young age, and this is also the first gift I gave you, take it with you and don't throw it away." ”

Liu Siting pursed her lips and said, "This is too ugly, right?" I'll just see that you brought it from childhood to adulthood, and I will take it. ”

I was happy when I saw that Liu Siting promised me to take it forever, but I seemed to think of something, and said to Liu Siting: "I still have one condition." ”

Liu Siting said to me in surprise: "Why are you so troublesome today?" It's not like you! I'm a good person to the end, what do you say? ”

I saw her so readily agreed, and said to her: "Actually, it's nothing, I just want to know your birthday, you see that we haven't known each other for so long, it's a bit unusual." ”

Liu Siting felt that this condition was not outrageous, so she told me. I deliberately lied to her that I was on the same day as hers and asked for a bigger one. Now this girl became interested, told me that she was born at half past three in the afternoon, and asked me when. I had to say that it was three o'clock in the afternoon. Liu Siting felt that she had suffered a loss, so she turned her head and went to do her homework, ignoring me.

Some readers may be wondering what I need to do with my hair? Is it really possible to 'send thousands of miles to meet'? To be honest, I haven't tried, I don't know. Friends with conditions can try it, and it doesn't hurt.

Some readers may have seen that asking for hair and birthdays must be related to breakage. That's right! The book says that the descending technique should be 'lost heart' to break it, as long as there is the hair of the descendant, and the birth date is written on yellow paper. Then tie a little straw man, stuff yellow paper and hair into the little straw man and burn it.

Now that I have my hair and birthday, I don't think it's difficult to tie a straw man. Once the descending technique is broken, it can backfire its descender, and the one who has a brother there is unlucky.

I finally stayed up until the end of school, and Liu Siting and I talked and laughed all the way home, but what worried me happened, Liu Siting fainted halfway. Thankfully, nothing happened like last time. I couldn't help but send her to my doorstep.

I decided to break for her tonight, because the more Liu Siting will be hurt if she drags on for a day.

Straw is not difficult to find, as long as there is a family in our countryside to raise livestock, there will be one, and my family will have it. When I got home, I plunged into the straw pile and concentrated on tying up my little scarecrow. As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there are fairies, and in the same way, the scarecrow is not good-looking, as long as there is a head and feet.

I wasn't really fit for this kind of work, and I had a little scarecrow for two hours, and it hurt my waist. After tying up, I ate a few bites of food and went back to the room, I found a piece of yellow paper for worshipping God at home and wrote Liu Siting's birthday on it, and took out Liu Siting's hair, a handful, I didn't want to put it all in, so I put half of it. Everything was ready, just set it on fire.

I picked up the scarecrow and went out of the house, and in the field outside the village I saw that there was no one around, and it was a good place to set fires. He took out a lighter and lit it on the scarecrow's feet. As soon as I lit it, I saw that the scarecrow burned out with a bang, and the flames were so high that Nima almost burned my eyebrows.

After the burn, I was thinking: I don't know if the guy who went down will lose sleep tonight. It's good that I can't sleep.

(You may think that this kind of supernatural event is not good-looking, and there is no fight picture.) Yes, I think so too, in fact, in reality, real gentlemen generally don't fight, but I promise that there will definitely be a picture of a fight in the future. Once again, I would like to ask you for your recommendation)