"I like threats, I like temptation, I like contracts, I like blackmail; Gold bricks are used to build kennels, and dollars are used as firewood; Mercedes-Benz BMW sent passers-by, one by one smashing and playing. I'm not QB, you're QB! I'm Levi - a beautiful girl, do you want to sign a contract with your uncle? ”

Li Wei woke up from a dream, and for some reason, a white paper photo of himself appeared in front of his eyes, on which a lot of things were written along with the Fan advertisement.

However, his biological clock has been quite strong recently, and at six o'clock in the morning, he woke up directly.

This is a treatment that is only available when you go to school (before university)! At half past five, I got up earlier than the chickens, and after breakfast, I hurried to school. Do an hour's drive (remnants)...... In short, it is miserable. However, that is also much stronger than living in danger all day now.

However, when he had just woken up, he had already noticed that someone was in the direction of the kitchen. Looking closely, Shiranui was still nowhere to be seen, so he almost rushed to the kitchen of Tosaka's house - fortunately, it wasn't a fight, but Shiranui Mai, who was dressed in home clothes, was preparing breakfast like an angel. The cute ponytail is tied at the back of her head, and the pink apron should be Rin Tosaka, right? But how could that airfield wear such a bumpy feeling as Shiranui Mai?

"Yo, I woke up so early today."

Looking back and smiling--not Bai Meisheng, I don't know that Huo Wu feels more of a small jasper at the moment, rather than that gorgeous dazzling shape: "Do you want to sleep for a while?" It may have taken a little longer for my breakfast to be ready. ”

Stunned to look at the prepared Shiranui Dance, Li Wei asked weakly: "Are you...... Preparing breakfast? ”

"yes? Why, you can't trust me? Very unhappy, I picked up the kitchen knife on the side, and in an instant, my courage exploded, and it was full of power.

"How dare you?" Levi shook his head violently more rattle than a rattle: "I am looking forward to your masterpiece with all my heart, and I look forward to your masterpiece with deep gratitude." ”

"Hmph~" put down the kitchen knife, and sweetly hummed twice before laughing: "That's it, it's just that I usually let Athena's girl rob me of my brilliance - now it's okay, my root ~ Ben ~ is a culinary genius The light will not be drowned out anymore, please stay here - Also, the man leaves the kitchen, this is the battlefield for women." ”

Speaking, like a booming chicken, I didn't know the fire dance and waved his hand: "Didn't you Chinese say: Isn't the gentleman far away cooking?" Why don't you hurry up? ”

“…… Times are different, men and women are the same, and we now pursue a policy that men are the most honorable to cook. Li Wei didn't leave, but walked to the side of Shiranui Wu, flushed his hand with water, and said, "I'll help...... No, please let me help, tsk, I didn't expect you to be a real good wife and mother......"

Indeed, more than ten years of game experience told Levi that Shiranui Dance is a typical eye-catching character, but I didn't expect that she is not only eye-catching, but also an almighty girlfriend who can raise her belly...... Taking advantage of the absence of a certain Wei, a certain island, and a certain king, there is nothing to talk about, right? -- Blossom on all sides, fight in all directions, attack anywhere, and be merciful at any time -- Isn't this a necessary condition for the harem?

"Huh?" The corner of his eyes squeezed, and he didn't know that Huo Wu looked at Levi as if he didn't believe it: "What did you say...... But really? ”

Nonsense! How could Lao Tzu retreat at this time?

"This kind of life will not be changed for an emperor." Tell the truth, tell the truth! Even if you give a demon king in the main god game world, you can't change it, let alone the emperor?

"......" Then, I didn't know that Huo Wu didn't say anything, just stared at Li Wei's sincere gaze for a long time, and then a happy smile suddenly flashed on his face: "This is what you said - my father told me that no matter what happens, you must have a heart, and the exit is the heart - when the time comes, you will not admit it~~"

Immediately after, Mai Shiranui begins to cook.

Skillful knife work! Silk, slices, pieces and even meat puree, she can make it, it is worthy of housework...... But why did Levi feel a chill on his body?

―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― at half past six, a certain strange woman got up. Don't look at a small face that looks very powerful, no matter where it is pulled, it can be regarded as a beauty of at least one million a year. But...... Rinsed his face with cold water, and people went directly to the yard to practice boxing heartily and neatly, without the slightest feeling of dragging mud and water, and didn't seem to care about the taste in the kitchen. It is said that the British can go more than a week without bathing, and the French can do half a month without bathing, relying only on perfume to sustain their lives.

But...... Levi can't.

Carrying a change and a frying spoon, he went straight to the basement.

Sure enough, the eldest lady with low blood pressure in the morning is lying on the bed like a ghost at the moment. Reputedly...... Can Ben's students sleep until half past seven? Well...... Is it no wonder that my height has generally increased since the war, and it is said that in 2000, the average height of elementary school students in Tokyo surpassed that of Yanjing.

Do you know how Levi is feeling right now? Do you know the feelings of a bitter student who had to get up at half past five to catch up with the morning self-study at half past seven?

Needless to say?

Envy, jealousy, hatred!!!

"Bang dang." The sound of the pot lid and the frying spoon echoed in the basement, and a certain eldest lady didn't react in the slightest for a second, it took three seconds to find a feeling, five seconds to cover her head and look around blankly as if she was going to die, and ten seconds later she adjusted the focus and looked at Levi.

However, it was still a look of not waking up.

What are you doing? I haven't woken up yet! -- The eyes represent this meaning.

"Get up, master—the sun is on your ass." Levi looked at each other angrily and funny, the picture of the beautiful couch didn't seem to be very eye-catching-the dilapidated basement, the dilapidated bed, and the crumpled jacket that had not been changed into pajamas at all, somewhat gave people a sense of decadence.

"Hmm......" Holding his head in pain, Rin Tosaka changed from a ghost state to a geist state - slowly stood up and walked to the bathroom.

People call it a bathroom or a washroom, and in Levi's house, it's called a toilet - the difference in grades.

A hearty breakfast is prepared, and the Chinese and Chinese dishes are set aside. Levi didn't like the kneeling low table, but now he had to settle for a moment.

"I didn't expect that...... My servant is so caring? "How long has it been since you had such a hearty breakfast in the morning? Rin Tosaka herself doesn't know, usually she eats fast food with endless resentment, and even skips breakfast.

Low blood pressure, that's where it comes from, right?

"Make no mistake, this is what I made for him - you're just borrowing light." I don't know that Huo Wu is really not afraid that someone will misunderstand - if you think about it carefully, you are past the age of seventeen or eighteen, and the age of twenty-two or thirteen is not the age at which men and women take the initiative to attack?

"Ah, maybe—but, Saber...... No, dimension. I really doubt if you're a magician or a swordsman. "Rin Tosaka eating breakfast - delusion? She seems to eat more Chinese food on Livy's side: "How is it possible...... Can you still summon? ”

"This ...... Treasure it. Li Wei shook the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Don't you like Saber job introduction?" ……”

"That's right, but I didn't expect a ...... Shh "Bow your head and support eating.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean by halfway? Levi said dissatisfied: "I originally wanted to surprise you...... But forget it, it's better to save it for later. Well...... I've got one more question for you, Rin. ”

"What? If you want to ask for the evaluation of this breakfast, it can be considered an upper middle class ......"

Nonsense! I cook for Saber every day and have done a masterful ...... No, it's palace-level! Don't underestimate the stunt of putting a knife on the neck of the world's top chef (a piece of black history).

"No, I want to ask - is there a ...... in your school?" said Levi, deliberately making his eyes light, so as not to expose his murderous aura, anger, and Wang Ba's aura: "Shinji's children's shoes?" ”

“…… There's a problem with your pronunciation, but there's a guy named Shinji, who is still the heir to the Maki family. I don't know why you know so clearly, but you're still a little mistaken-by that generation, he no longer poses any threat to the Tosaka family. While chewing slowly, the eldest lady slowly and carefully said the family history of Bachengle blossoming: "The Jian Tong family, so far, there is no magic inheritance, and their family has existed in name only. Of course...... This guy is also annoying at school, why are you asking this? ”

"Hmm...... It's nothing. Levi smiled, shook his head, and said, "It's just a matter of asking" - see when it is convenient to do him - do it without harming the servant to do him.

"One more question." Levi has never liked flavored soup, but it tastes okay at the moment: "Where are you ...... Is there one called Siege Dog...... Uh, the guy from Shirou Emiya? ”

"Emiya...... Shirou? ”

After thinking about it for about three seconds, Rin Tosaka's head dangled like a pendulum clock about to break a wire.

"No, I haven't heard of it."

…… Tsundere? Or is it memory loss? Or is it something else? The earth dog hasn't entered the eyes of the eldest lady yet? Or the eldest lady doesn't remember his name? Or...... What's going on?

(To be continued)