The appearance of the big cyan bird temporarily dispelled the coldness in the church, and also gave me and the fat man a chance to breathe. It's so hanging, our buddies are two lives.

"Eh, Kaizi, look, this thousand-year-old divine bird has one claw." The fat man is really a man of God, and as soon as he picked up his life, he had the leisure to start thinking about things.

I looked at it, no, with the movement of the beam of the flashlight in my hand, the big cyan bird that had fallen to dance in mid-air really had only one claw under its body: "Divine birds, probably like this, such as Tie Guan Li, isn't it easy to walk on two bridges and difficult to walk alone." "What to learn from whom, infected by the fat man's optimism, I also began to tease toothpicks with him.

We were poor, the beam of the flashlight began to weaken, and the big cyan bird began to slowly blur, and eventually, as the flashlight beam went out, the big bird disappeared.

The two of us jumped up subconsciously, and the fat man opened his mouth to squeeze me: "Oh fuck, where did you buy parallel goods, and you dropped the chain at a critical moment, okay?" ”

I was also a little dumbfounded: "I'll see, is the contact not good?" "I unscrewed the back cover of the flashlight and wanted to pour out the battery to see the wiring inside, but what I poured into the palm of my hand was two colorful stones. What's going on, is that the beam just now relying on the energy they provide? Today, this is swollen, first came to this strange church that subverted the common sense of traditional physics, and then even Uncle Li became a science expert, using a flashlight to show the direction of new energy for mankind. , let's not play, Ye is not your little raccoon, you can't have so much fun, Ye just wants to get out of here quickly, even if you charge me a bridge toll.

After putting the multicolored stone back into the flashlight, I tried to turn the switch a few more times, but the flashlight didn't respond, it seemed to be really disposable. Seeing that the flashlight was out of play, the fat man tugged at me with palpitations: "Don't grind, let's go quickly." ”

"Let's go, if you don't go, you're still waiting for dinner." I was so nervous that my tongue was knotted, and I wanted to step out of the church in one step.

Just as we were about to walk forward, we saw a black brick on the road slowly bulge, and gradually showed the outline of a person, coupled with the lighting effect of lightning on the roof, I said, isn't this a reappearance of the Terminator? Could this be His Excellency Governor Schwarzenegger?

I was drawing an arc (Northeast dialect: confused, ignorant), and the fat man over there had already started scolding: "You old X, don't you stay in w?c honestly, what are you doing here?" ”

I'm wondering, who is this fat man with, so angry, at a glance, hey, the black shadow stood up, what Schwarzenegger, the whole master who died late: but I saw an uncle about forty years old, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and obscene appearance, wearing an old-fashioned black robe, looking at us with a sad face, and wanted to stop talking.

"Fatty, who is this, your relatives?" I made fun of the fat man, but immediately my face turned pale.

In this gloomy ghost place, an old man dressed in a Republic of China costume suddenly appeared, do you say normal? If you want to be in Hengdian Film and Television City, it is absolutely normal, people are filming; On the streets of Beijing, that's normal, people might be playing with performance art, but, right here, it's definitely not normal, "Fatty, ghost." "I wailed, if people are yin, it's a little back, just sent away a group of female ghosts, and a melancholy ghost uncle, how can you make me embarrassed?

"Okay, don't scream," the fat man saw my cowardice and pointed to the lewd uncle, "The old girl is the peeping old prince of the male guard, let's get to know it." ”

"Hey, hey, how can I see you." As soon as the words came out, I remembered that Uncle Li had opened my yin and yang eyes before I came today.

"No, why are you here, what's going on?" Although I know that this lewd uncle is a ghost, I don't think he looks like a powerful ghost asking for his life, so I am not very nervous, so I am very curious, and I want to know about the situation here through him.

"Hey, little brother, our family ......" The obscene uncle opened his mouth, and the voice was like a fake girl, and our family, I rely on, uncle, could it be that you are from Zhen Huan's palace?

I really guessed that this obscene uncle is really a father-in-law.

According to this obscene uncle self-reported home, his ancestral home in Liaoning, is a flag man, the ancestor from the dragon into the customs (referring to the Manchu Qing Dynasty into the Central Plains) after settling in Beijing, and then the family fell in the middle of the road, and so on to his life, but also when the pants to buy the nest head, the head of the drum can not take care of the head, no way, parents are ruthless, clean into the palace, maybe in the future can also glorify the ancestors (don't believe it, according to historical records, at that time many families sent their children into the palace as eunuchs not because of difficult family life, but want to use this as a shortcut to the glory of the lintel, And in order for the child to succeed in becoming a eunuch, he also has to give gifts to the door, just like now parents are trying to let their children go to a good high school, which is perverted).

In this way, he entered the palace in the 31st year of Guangxu (1906) and has been working as a low-level handyman in the palace. On November 5, 1924, the famous Biaozi general Feng Yuxiang sent Lu Zhonglin to lead an army to drive the last emperor Puyi out of the Forbidden City, and the lewd uncle and other eunuchs and palace maids were also dismissed. After several tosses, he was exiled to Chen Balhu Banner and fed in a lama temple until he died of illness.

This obscene uncle has been wordy for a long time, and the more I listen to it, the more confused I become, my wife, our brothers didn't come to this ghost place to listen to your history of blood and tears, besides, you've been dead for so many years, why did you come here if you didn't hurry up and reincarnate, and you were busy playing and peeping in the men's toilet, what are you Tuxi?

As soon as the lewd uncle heard this, tears fell down his eyes (of course the ghost does not shed tears, but the expression that wants to cry without tears is even more terrifying), and he said that after his "baby" (the little bird that was cut off) was cut off by the "knife maker" (an ancient surgeon who specialized in cleansing the body of eunuchs, hehe), the "knife maker" did not give it to him, but kept it on his behalf. In the future, once he is developed, he will take a lot of money to redeem it from the "knife maker" to show that he will not forget the original help.

Even a low-level eunuch who has no ambition for a lifetime, before he dies and puts it in the coffin, he must try to find the "baby" and put it in its place. In this way, when you get to the underworld, you will not have incomplete corpses, one is to have the face to meet the ancestors of the underworld, and the other is to wait until the reincarnation of the reincarnation, in the next life to be able to complete the six roots, and enjoy the glory and wealth again.

However, due to years of war, the "knife maker" who castrated him back then has long been missing, and the obscene uncle who died of hatred with a mutilated body felt speechless and went to the underworld to see his ancestors and ancestors, and he was afraid that he would not be able to turn into humanity (that is, reincarnation or human), so a lonely soul has wandered at will to this day.

Hearing this, we finally understood, this daring is an old ghost who has been aged for many years, and our brothers have also suffered a class education that destroys the toiling masses in the evil feudal society, as well as the popular science education of eunuch physiology, but, obscene uncle, what do you mean by coming out?

"Our family thought that the two little brothers could help our family and all the ghosts who died unjustly here to free themselves from the curse and step into reincarnation as soon as possible." After talking for a long time, this obscene uncle can add advertisements or not, and cut to the chase.

"What do you mean?" The fat man and I were stunned for a moment, and said in our hearts that we are both about to join your team, and I will help you, you are so naïve.

"No, as soon as you are a ghost, a puff of smoke will be gone, why do you want to go there, why do you still use us to help." The fat man was puzzled.

"The two little brothers don't know that this hotel is so powerful, but it is actually a bloodthirsty overall situation, ghosts can only come in, but they can never leave. At the beginning, our family didn't pay attention to the power, but felt that the yin qi was heavy, and it was a good place to raise ghosts, so we wandered around the hotel, and I didn't want to see a man with black glasses who seemed to be able to see our house, and only smiled at me, as if there was a hand tearing, and sucked our soul into the hotel. If you want to leave, two huge mouths like black smoke will appear at the door of the hotel, devouring the souls that want to leave, and the souls will fly away. ”

"Bloodthirsty? What is bloodthirsty? ”

"Let me tell you what bloodlust is, little ghost." The voice of the man who had caused us to ride the roller coaster suddenly sounded again, and it really startled us.

And this time, he was actually standing about 100 meters away from us, wearing a white suit and a pair of very stylish sunglasses!

After the man in white appeared, the lightning on the roof of the church suddenly began to become chaotic and crazy, and the brightness became stronger and stronger, so that although he was standing about 100 meters away from us, we could easily see his face that had occupied the male number one in my nightmare for a long time: although his skin was white like wax, although his lips were as thin as a blade, but the high bridge of the nose, the smooth contours of the face, coupled with the faint elegance of temperament, and the green age of his twenties, mother, although I am a gentleman of Gagachun, I can't help but secretly admire: It's really youth...... Pressing.

However, such a handsome guy made the old eunuch so frightened that he looked like he was dying again. When I used to go to the police academy, I was very sloppy, and it was common to get up early without brushing my teeth, shaving, or picking my eyes, so the aunt in charge of the dormitory couldn't help but pretend to be angry and scolded me every time she saw me, "Look at your ghostly appearance, it's like a rag." "I grass, until I saw the extremely cold expression of the old eunuch at that time, I deeply understood how accurate Aunt Housekeeper's words were, the appearance of ghosts, especially when ghosts are afraid, that can only be understood, it feels like taking a bite of a big fat slice dipped in gutter oil, disgusting, unforgettable disgusting!