Chapter 41: Out of the Village. Absolutely domestic

"I'll rub it, you two dead old men, are you tired of living?!" Just when the two old men were chattering about their firm refusal to let go, Sophie finally couldn't help but be angry: "Get out! Is this still a prison? Restricting our freedom? I think you've had enough! Climb away, dead old man, forcing my sister to disrespect the old and love the young? Sister, the old man who let you die is also in the sky! ”

"Why is your girl talking so ugly...... one of the old men had just said half a sentence, and Sophie rushed up to smack him, but was stopped by Land Rover and whispered:

"Calm down! Don't do anything stupid! We still have to wait for the village for a long time, and we must not make enemies at this moment......"

Sophie had no choice but to turn around and walk away, scolding the two old men with her mouth.

Jiang Xiaowen took Sophie's hand and comforted: "Sister, don't be angry, let my brother talk about it." ”

Land Rover knew that at this time, it was not a last resort to make enemies of any villager, or even provoke the other party. Originally, he was most likely to become a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh of the village chief's group, and the villagers are now the only ones who look forward to the village chief, once the village chief orders them to be expelled, it will not be an empty word, let alone a joke.

Eviction is the worst outcome, but it is by no means impossible. You must know that when there is always a sharp decrease in food in the village, one less person will reduce the consumption of rations, and the village chief should have this kind of strategic vision. Moreover, the village chief knew that in the future, if he wanted to enslave this group of people, the old people, women and children would obey his orders and would never resist, and only the young man Land Rover was a time bomb on his road to hegemony.

Land Rover's mediation with these two old men is essentially a stalemate with the tumors led by the village chief. After all, the base area that the village chief has painstakingly managed for decades will not collapse so easily. Even though these villagers know very well that the village chief's character is low-end and his purpose is obvious, they can't shake the slightest, and everyone is like a brainwashed believer, shrouded in some kind of extreme, disgusting, and authoritative aura.

"Uncle, I'll say sorry for that girl first...... We decided to go out together because there were so many 'monsters' on the way to town, and they went with me, so it was a ......great strength to be united," Land Rover tried to explain in words that the villagers could understand.

"Huzi, don't be stubborn, we are also embarrassed, the kidnapper said that no one will be allowed to let you out except you......" An old man interrupted Land Rover's rhetoric, and said helplessly: "It's not that we are against you, we are also a lot older, what are you trying to do, everyone listens to the village chief, and we really can't ......"

"I understand, okay," Land Rover nodded, relieved, "I don't embarrass the uncles anymore." I went alone. ”

"What?!" Sophie frowned, stepped forward, and asked, "Land Rover, you say it again, you go alone?" Really? ”

"Really," Land Rover said with a confident smile on his face still holding the glass in both hands, "Trust me, I can handle it alone, you and Xiaowen will stay in the village and take care of our sister, and my mother will also entrust it to you......"

"But ......"

"Listen, I'll finish talking!" Land Rover whispered in Sophie's ear: "This power can be regarded as an act of lying on the pay!" We have only been in the village for a few days now, and our foundation is unstable, so we can't fight the village chief. The village chief wants to drive us out of the village, it's easy, I'm okay with you, we are both players, and we can deal with zombies after we go out, but Xiaowen and my mother are not happy. All this is for them! ”

"Brother!" At this time, Jiang Xiaowen knew that Land Rover was leaving, so she ran over all of a sudden, and Lele in her arms was unconsciously thrown to the ground by her, and Lele let out a miserable scream. Jiang Xiaowen tugged at the corner of Lu Rover's clothes, tears were already welling up in her eyes, and she pouted and said, "Brother, I don't want you to go alone, it's too dangerous!" I beg my brother to stay and stay with me......"

"It's okay, you have to believe my brother, cheer for my brother!" Land Rover smiled and stroked her hair.

"Fool, you're in the rhythm of death, you know?" SOPHIE'S BODY WAS ALSO TREMBLING SLIGHTLY, CLENCHED HER FISTS, AND SAID: "WHAT KIND OF REASONING DO YOU GIVE TO MY SISTER, LET ME TELL YOU A TRUTH, AS THE SAYING GOES, NO-ZUO-NO-DIE, YOU ARE STUPID AND SELF-RIGHTEOUS, THIS IS NOT A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR BRAVERY, I THINK IT IS A STUPID ACT, UNDERSTAND?" So don't pretend in front of your sister! ”

Land Rover knows that today Sophie and Jiang Xiaowen said that they would not let him go out alone, after all, everyone knows very well that the main attack power and output point of the three of them is still Sophie's heavy machine gun and fragmentation grenade, and Land Rover can defeat countless low-level zombies when he drives an excavator, but after all, there are limitations, and his own strength is really an irrational performance of hitting stones with eggs.

But he had to get out of the village. Now if you want to get rid of Sophie and Jiang Xiaowen, you can only make up a white lie.

"I've cut all the glass, won't you let me go to Ann?" Land Rover said as he walked to the iron plate not far away, and the two old men couldn't hear the whispering here. Sophie and Jiang Xiaowen also hurriedly followed, and the two old men glanced at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine they were selling in their gourds, with blank expressions.

"I just want to change the glass of the excavator," Land Rover whispered to Sophie and Jiang Xiaowen: "I go out alone, of course I won't go to the town to do tasks, and I'm not a reckless man, right?" I changed the glass of the excavator, lay down in it and slept in it, and stayed up until the afternoon and came back, when the time came, there was an advantage, that is, the excavator could enter the village. It's my binding gear, and I can't afford to throw it out every day and let the wind and the sun shine. I was born for excavators all my life, and if I can't touch or drive an excavator for a day, I'm uncomfortable for a day. You get the idea, right? Hehe! ”

"I see," Sophie said with a sigh of relief, "Then you better be careful, maybe there are zombies roaming around the excavator." ”

"It's okay, don't worry." Land Rover groaned slightly, and solemnly admonished Sophie: "I hope you can listen to me and stay at home with Xiaowen, if that villain comes to the door......"

Sophie was angry when she heard the kidnapper, and interrupted Land Rover's words: "The kidnapper is coming, and my sister castrated him directly!" It just so happens that Lele's dog food is short of meat......"

"Ahem......" Land Rover said helplessly: "Don't do this, do you want to poison Lele?" Hehe! To get to the point - now no one in the village knows that you are from the special forces, and this identity will be hidden for the time being, and it will not be exposed for the time being. If you are exposed now, the village chief will definitely not let someone more capable than them stay in the village. I don't know if my analysis is right, anyway, we have to think about the long term, make a plan and deal with it. ”

"To put it lightly, then you should tell me, if the kidnapper comes to find trouble, I will pretend to be a weak woman, and let him play with Xiaowen, molest, and even rape?!"

"Oh my God, I didn't mean that," Land Rover is about to vomit blood, people say that big breasts are brainless, why do you have flat chests and no brains, "Sophie! It's not that you won't be able to resist, if the kidnapper really comes, just don't cause trouble, you can punish him, so that he won't dare to hit Xiaowen's calculations in the future. It is certainly not advisable to castrate him as you just said. ”

"Then I understand," Sophie nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Okay, just do what you want, I will protect Xiaowen without revealing my skills." ”

"That's good," Land Rover said with a smile: "In China, force and outwitting are complementary to each other, outwitting is sometimes more than force, and resolving contradictions and disputes is more thorough, let's discuss it later!" ”

"Alright, don't chirp, let's go!" Sophie said impatiently.

"I've just figured out a way to get the best of both worlds," Land Rover said with a smile, "not only to let you be liked by the majority of villagers, but also to make the bullies' tricks unsuccessful!" , listen up......"

Subsequently, Land Rover taught Sophie his own method, and Sophie's eyes widened in surprise after hearing this, and she said incoherently: "This ...... This...... How? …… Unreliable, right?! ……”

"Oh, doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, respecting the old and loving the young, is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation!" Land Rover advised: "You just do what I say, it's absolutely reliable!" ”

"Good...... Well......"

"Brother, be careful!" Jiang Xiaowen saw Land Rover turn around and want to leave, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, picked up Lele from the ground again, pulled Lele's paw and said, "Come, let's cheer for my brother together......"

"Hey, promise us, don't go to the town alone to die, did you hang up and let Sister and Xiaowen be widowed?" Sophie was still not reassured and warned again.

"Uh, sister, you don't seem to have used the right words......" Jiang Xiaowen reminded in a low voice.

"Okay, got it, let's put 10,000 hearts!" Land Rover smiled: "Even if I really want to hang, before I hang, I have to buy an electric rod online for you, how can I be widowed......"

"Brother, you, you ......" Jiang Xiaowen's face turned crimson instantly, and she really didn't know what to say.

"Well, okay, that's it...... But you have to support domestic products! Sophie snorted and laughed, but she didn't expect that under the influence of her undisciplined light, the Land Rover gradually had no lower limit.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely domestic, and it can still be charged......"

"Enough! I'm underage! You've gone too far! Jiang Xiaowen covered her ears with one hand and said to Lele in her arms: "Ignore them, Lele, be a well-behaved baby with a healthy mind......"

Finally, in the joke of having a festival value of 0, Land Rover persuaded the two and obtained a "pass permit".

When the two old men saw the three of them laughing, they couldn't hear anything clearly, they just thought it was three snake spirits.

After Land Rover promised to go to the town alone, the two old men pulled away an iron plate at the intersection, used a shovel to remove the barbed wire, found a gap that was easy to jump out, and signaled Land Rover to hurry out.

Land Rover turned his head and glanced at Sophie and Jiang Xiaowen, took a deep breath, and stepped out holding the glass......