"Morning, both." Zhang Quandan yawned and walked out of the room and greeted Xia Wenming and Ding Ling.

"Hey, I'm pretty particular, get up early in the morning and drink tea." Zhang Quantan saw the tea set on the coffee table, picked up a teacup very naturally, and drank it when he got a cup of tea.

"Hey, wait." Xia Wenming saw that the cup Zhang Quandan was holding turned out to be his own, and hurriedly reminded him.

Zhang Quanlan swallowed the tea, smacked his lips, and looked at Xia Wenming: "Something?" ”

"Well, forget it, it's okay." Xia Wenming looked at Zhang Quandan, who had already drunk, and was a little helpless.

"Isn't it just a cup of tea from your cup, I don't care, you're a cute boy anyway." Zhang Quandan is not stupid, looking at Xia Wenming's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping. instantly knew that the cup in his hand was not Ding Ling's, but Xia Wenming's. It's a pity, but since he's a cute boy, he's not a loss.

“hentai！！！” Xia Wenming and Ding Ling took two steps back at the same time and said in unison.

"No, Iamabiggentleman, no, I'm a big gentleman." Zhang Quandan raised a finger and shook it, dragging a sentence of rural English, as if he was very compelling.

Faced with this situation, what can Xia Wenming and Ding Ling say? can only silently watch Zhang Quan's second offense.

After a while, Zhang Quandan saw that the two still ignored him, and he felt a little embarrassed, but Zhang Quandan was very human in the end: "Tsk, look at you, there is no conversation atmosphere at all, how can it be good to go to society?" After all, you are too young, too simple, and it seems that I need to teach you some life lessons. ”

Xia Wenming and Ding Ling still didn't speak.

"Damn, did I inadvertently grasp the aura of cold field? Why don't you speak, can you squeak? Zhang Quandan continued to make two mistakes, but seeing that the two still didn't want to talk, they had to change the topic.

Suddenly, Zhang Quandan noticed the tea in his hand, and he had an idea, and began to show off his talents: "Do you know that there is an allusion to this Biluochun?" ”

Xia Wenming and Ding Linggang wanted to answer, so they heard Zhang Quanlan say: "Na, I definitely don't know your appearance, so I, Zhang Zhenren, will be merciful to tell you this allusion and give you a rising posture." ”

After speaking, Zhang Quandan didn't wait for Xia Wenming and Ding Ling to refuse, and then talked to himself: "A long, long time ago, there was a girl named Biluo who lived on West Dongting Mountain. This Biluo, she is beautiful, kind and capable. When it came to being capable, Zhang Quandan deliberately aggravated it, and by the way, he squeezed his eyes at Xia Wenming.

Zhang Quangan saw that Xia Wenming didn't react, so he had to continue to tell this story: "There is a young man named Ah Xiang who lives on East Dongting Mountain, who fishes for a living, and the two of them are in love. And then what happened next tells us a truth: show affection and die quickly. Speaking of this, Zhang Quandan deliberately paused, wanting to see what the reaction of the prostitute in front of him was.

But Zhang Quandan was disappointed, Xia Wenming was still calm and calm, and could only continue to tell the allusion in disappointment: "Then the dog man and woman showed affection and affection were punished, and an evil dragon appeared in Taihu Lake, threatening to make Biluo girl its wife, if it did not agree, it would make waves and make the people unpeaceful." After Ah Xiang learned about this, he couldn't bear it and dared to rob Lao Tzu's horse. He dived to the bottom of the lake with a red fork in his hand, fought with the evil dragon for three days and three nights, and finally took the evil dragon off with the unicorn arm, but Ah Xiang also fell into a coma due to excessive bleeding. Therefore, it is said that this kind of thing is a kind of kung fu that hurts the enemy by a thousand and self-inflicts eight hundred, so it is better to use it sparingly. As he spoke, Zhang Quandan still held his right hand weakly, shook it up and down, and showed a smile to Xia Wenming that all men understand.

For Zhang Quandan's obscene behavior, Xia Wenming couldn't bear to look at it directly, what the hell is the red fork and the unicorn arm? Even if you're funny, there's a girl next to you.

Seeing Xia Wenming's slightly changing expression, Zhang Quandan knew what Xia Wenming wanted to express, and pouted directly: "What are you paying attention to your image in front of this girl, anyway, you won't give it a pop." ”

Xia Wenming secretly scolded in his heart, you don't need to be so straightforward.

Zhang Quandan continued: "Aunt Biluo carried Ah Xiang to her home and took care of her personally, but she didn't get better. In order to rescue Ah Xiang, Biluo went up the mountain to look for herbs. On the top of the mountain, there is a small tea tree, although it is early spring, has sprouts, she uses her mouth to hold each new sprout one by one, to promote its growth with body temperature, the buds and leaves quickly grow, she picks a few young leaves to soak in water and gives Ah Xiang to drink, Ah Xiang really felt refreshed, and his condition gradually improved. So the girl picked all the buds and leaves on the small tea tree, wrapped them in tissue paper and put them close to her chest, then kneaded them, and made tea for Ah Xiang to drink. After Ah Xiang drank this tea, his body recovered quickly. , I want to drink this kind of tea too. Speaking of this, Zhang Quandan was stunned again, revealing Sensen's white teeth: "After that, this pair of dog men and women once again proved the truth of showing affection and dying quickly, which can be regarded as an alternative testimony." ”

Zhang Quandan continued: "Then Biluo went down day by day, the reason was that the girl's vitality was all condensed on the tea leaves, and finally the girl fell into Ah Xiang's arms with a sweet and happy smile and never woke up. Ah Xiang was so grief-stricken that he buried the girl on Dongting Mountain, and since then, the tea trees on the mountain have grown more and more vigorously, and the quality is exceptionally good. In order to commemorate this beautiful and kind girl, the villagers named this precious tea tea Biluochun. So sometimes Biluochun's tea language also has the meaning of love between men and women. ”

"Damn, I've finally figured out something is wrong." Zhang Quantan said suddenly.

Zhang Quanlan pointed at Xia Wenming: "Lonely man." ”

Pointing at Ding Ling again: "Widow." ”

Referring to the entire reincarnation platform again: "In the same room." ”

Then pointed to Biluochun on the coffee table: "I also use tea language to express love." Tsk, you literate people really know how to play. ”

Then, Zhang Quandan made a distressed look and said to Xia Wen: "Little comrade, your thinking is very dangerous, it is the dregs of the feudal era. Your behavior of eating from the bowl and looking at the pot is simply a renegade revolution. ”

Xia Wenming directly ignored Zhang Quandan, who was committing the second crime, looked at Ding Ling, and found that Ding Ling had lowered his head at some point and played with the corners of his clothes.

Seeing Ding Ling's appearance, Xia Wenming knew that Ding Ling was really as Zhang Quantan said, using tea to convey love.

Ding Ling inadvertently raised his head, his eyes met Xia Wenming's sight, and his pretty face suddenly turned red, red to the root of his ears, and he randomly stuffed jade and parchment into Xia Wenming's hand, and fled back to his room.

Zhang Quandan, who was next to him, looked at the jade and parchment in Xia Wenming's hand, and said sourly, "Show affection, die quickly." After that, I went to the will of reincarnation to exchange some things, and I also returned to my room.

Only Xia Wenming was left alone to think on this empty reincarnation platform. ps: I would like to ask for recommendation votes from all readers.