The poor ghost was in a bad mood, and the gut-pumping ghost was even more irritable, and they quarreled as soon as they met.

"Is that how you work for me?" The gut-pumping ghost still hung comfortably on the branch to sleep, and the yin qi was particularly heavy, "Asking you to kill, you are always dragging mud and water, grinding, when will you be able to complete the task?"

The poor ghost said unhappily: "Do you think that killing people is effortless? As many as you want, you can kill yourself! I have worked hard for you for most of the night, and my wages are still owed, and I don't know if I have met a liar boss again, and I have to suffer from this wretched man, and you are called Hanako? I don't like those who are not familiar with people, and I don't like to kill people more, you calculate the wages to me, and we will go to the sky, each on one side, you go through your ghost gate, and I will go to my capital city. If there are no carrots, there will be no banquet, which is strange. ”

"Hey, you're busy calculating your wages? Your ancestors haven't seen cash for eighteen generations? The poor ghost is so short-sighted, no wonder he is always poor. ”

As soon as the gut-pumping ghost collected his intestines, he landed on the ground and stood up, stuffing his intestines into the stomach hole while threatening viciously.

"You agreed to come and work with me, but now you want to leave, but there is no door! I can take you back and hand you over to the Lord of Hades, put you back into the eighteenth layer of hell, grind with a mill, fry it in an oil pot, cut it with a thousand knives, freeze it and burn it, do you believe it or not?"

"Lao Tzu has been coerced in the world, are you still afraid of you in the underworld? I am afraid of people in life, and I am afraid of ghosts after death, when will I be afraid of being the self I like?"

The poor ghost hardened his thoughts, determined to break the jar and break it, and won by surprise, kicked the gut-pumping ghost's ass, and then floated three feet away.

The strength was not strong enough, but when it suddenly attacked, the gut-pumping ghost was still kicked and screamed.

"You poor ghost is good, dare to sneak attack this boss?"

The gut-pumping ghost was furious, and the intestines in his belly spurted out violently, whipping like a storm.

"If you don't let you taste it today, you will think that this boss has no other skills except for making money and spending money, teasing flowers and grass, and making himself overly drunk!"

As he spoke, the gray intestines swept violently against an old pine tree in front of an old grave, and the pine tree fell to the ground with a bang, making the dust fly, and whipped back, smashing a boulder weighing about a thousand pounds.

The strange noise burst out, the sound spread, and the barking of dogs sounded in the village one after another.

Oh, I can't imagine that the intestines of the gut-pumping ghost, which seems to be soft and slippery, are such a powerful weapon, which should not be underestimated.

The poor ghost has always been loud and inward-looking, bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, and suddenly he was frightened, and he no longer dared to attack closely, and suddenly his muscles and bones were weak, and he repeatedly told forgiveness: "The boss is angry! The boss is angry! I was in a bad mood just now, and I said frustrating words, offending you old, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the big ghost doesn't remember the little ghost, you can spare me! The salary, it's eight hundred, it's a trivial matter to a big boss, and it doesn't hurt to count it in the future!"

To deal with people, he has a few poor ghosts, and it can be said that it is effortless, but to deal with such a powerful ghost, he is not capable of fighting three moves and two styles - poor ghosts, never as strong as rich ghosts, this is the eternal law of the ghost world.

When encountering a tiger pretending to be a sheep, encountering a sheep pretending to be a tiger, this is the principle of dealing with people that the poor ghost learned in the Yang world, and the situation is critical at the moment, he used his old experience without thinking, and knelt down.

What are you afraid of when you kneel? There are no other ghosts watching around, so you don't have to worry about losing face, and there is also a great benefit, which can quickly turn the danger into a disaster.

A good ghost does not suffer immediate losses, and he is a hero among ghosts who can bend and stretch.

What's more, there are words and other routines, and the boss is embarrassed to rely on his salary.

However, the gut-pumping ghost is the kind of treacherous ghost who does not eat hard and soft, although he heard the sound of begging for mercy, and also saw the appearance of the poor dead ghost in an instant, he was not relieved, and a intestine was still squeezed with the sound of the whirring wind and slashed his head and face.

Poor dead ghosts have always chosen to admit defeat for the sake of profit, but they will never obediently kneel to people or give ghosts to slaughter at will, thinking that they will be beaten by the ghost intestines, not lying for half a year, but also lying for three or four months.

The sundries were kneaded by him, and suddenly turned into flying ashes, and flew impartially to the intestines of the intestinal pumper, and some sparks glowed everywhere it touched, and the intestinal pumping ghost screamed miserably, and his arrogance disappeared, and he immediately shrank into a ball, and begged in horror: "Brother, be merciful...... men."

At this moment, the poor ghost felt a faint pain in his hand, and at the same time smelled a fire/medicine smell in the air.

It turned out that fire/medicine is a big nemesis of ghosts, and the poor ghost accidentally caught the dumb firecrackers that were put in front of the old grave during the New Year's festival by those filial sons and grandsons, and quickly kneaded them to get sulfur sulfate and fire/medicine, and scattered them casually, which actually hit the intestine-pumping ghosts.

Thinking about these problems, the poor ghost was overjoyed, blew the ghost claws, swaggered close to the intestinal ghost, proudly stretched out the ghost claws, and shouted viciously: "The tiger is not powerful, you should have diarrhea?" to tell you, although Lao Tzu has a humble status in the ghost world, but Lao Tzu fights cocks and lackeys every day in the Yang world, plays with guns and cannons, and has cultivated to the point that all poisons are inviolable, and he can resist the sharp weapons of the Yang world more than you guys who think they are superior ghosts. Come, pay my wages, or Lao Tzu will honor you two more handfuls of fire/medicine, and I will simply let you be wiped out!"

"Don't don't don't ......" The gut-pumping ghost pressed his scarred stomach with one hand, and handed out a stack of miserable dark coins with the other, "It's all for you, it's all for you, don't poison it again!

"As long as I get a lot of money, I can say anything. I've had enough of being poor in the Yang world, and I don't want to suffer in the Yin world anymore!" The poor ghost honestly and unceremoniously took the underworld coins, took five of them and carefully put them in his arms, and returned the rest, "I won't take less than what should be given to me; I won't ask for more than what should be given to me! Who am I? I am the most beautiful man in Yuhuang Village, and I will not be greedy for ill-gotten gains." I still have a few debts in Yangshi, and I will definitely settle them out when I have the chance. ”

The gut-pumping ghost was deeply surprised, and shouted "pain" repeatedly, staggered to his feet, and said: "Look at your righteousness, you are a good ghost, I really like you, so let's follow me! I am seriously injured, and I am a little too busy to take care of myself at the moment, those tongue-pulling ghosts, hanging ghosts, skinning ghosts and other strong competitors are about to come to win the bid, no matter what, you have to help me dispose of the villagers of this village in advance." If I hadn't been soft-hearted and lazy for a while, and let you act alone, but in person, I would have let the whole village die and win the bid. When those evil spirits come, they will never be as procrastinating and merciful as I am! Whoever drives away and kills the people and animals in this village first, and builds the work of building the nineteenth layer of hell, you are a layman who does not know the inside story, and I am going to be in a hurry. ”

"Is that so?" the poor ghost was surprised for a moment, squatted down, helped the gut pumper, and asked, "There are still many ghost bosses who want to fight for this land?"

The gut-pumping ghost hummed and chirped while saying worriedly: "I thought I made it clear enough, but you haven't understood it yet? A big piece of fat, who doesn't want to fight for it? Where the oil and water are, people and ghosts will fight." The best is yet to come, and if you want to make a fortune, you'd better follow me - hunt with the tigers, and there will be no shortage of leftovers. ”

"With such a good opportunity to make a fortune, if I don't follow you, the first beautiful man in Jade Emperor Village will be a idiot. ”

The poor ghost held his head high, and looked like a dignified ghost again.

"As long as you have a fortune, as long as the salary is good, let Lao Tzu carry shoes for the ghost, and Lao Tzu will do it. There is no distinction between high and low labor, and I was poor in my previous life because I didn't understand this truth. Command, dear big boss, what do you need me to do, you don't need to be polite!"

"Ouch, it hurts, it's hard for my brother," the gut-pumping ghost grinned in pain, "help me to a more comfortable place to lie down first, the wound is open, and there will be endless troubles in the future." ”

"Obey!" The poor ghost was in high spirits, and quickly brushed the imaginary sleeves on his bare arms, and immediately took action, as if a filial son and grandson heard the orders of his father, who was full of money, and kept muttering, "There are so many big-headed ghosts and big-bellied ghosts who want to come to this place, and you are still worried about not being lively to see?"