Chapter 374: The New Team of the Third Battalion
"Mom, what's going on with this convoy? There is not even a gatekeeper left, what about the bastards of the first and second battalions? Where did the death go? While Liu Xin was still thinking, a scolding voice sounded from outside the door, and a sturdy man with a colorful cockscomb head missing his right arm arrogantly pushed open the door of the third battalion office building and walked into the empty hall.
"Baal?" Listening to this arrogant voice and looking at the familiar figure, the pigtail's voice trembled a little, and he stood up excitedly, and then gave Baal a hug.
"Braided battalion commander, I'm sorry, the mother-in-law at home pestered me all morning, but she didn't let me come, I finally stayed up until almost noon, she saw that I found a chance to sneak out after the time, didn't I be late?" The cockscomb-headed man known as Baal stretched out his only left arm and patted the back of the pigtail fiercely, and said helplessly.
"No, how can you be late, welcome back, you won't regret this decision." The pigtail let go of his hand with relief, looked at the cockscomb and said, his face was unconcealed with joy, originally he thought that no one would come.
"That" when the pigtail was still 'looking at each other affectionately' with the cockscomb, a timid voice sounded at the door, and I saw a little boy of four or five years old standing at the door, looking timidly at the one-armed cockscomb head and pigtails.
"Huh? Little one, how did you get in? The pigtail heard the voice as well, and turned his head to the little kid and asked.
"Rodo, Uncle Rodo asked me to come over, he said he had inconvenient feet, so let me come here instead of him" The little kid still said timidly, and looked at the one-armed cockscomb head uneasily, as if the other party was a man-eating beast, because the cockscomb head didn't look like a good person, and it was completely a street gangster.
"Rhodo? Good fellow, he's coming too? Hearing the little's words, the pigtail rushed to the little kid's side with an excited stride. Holding the little kid's shoulder, he asked loudly.
"Well, Uncle wants to come, but his feet," the little kid said with some disapproval, perhaps frightened by the pigtails. But the meaning of his words, the pigtails can still understand.
The "boss" pigtail looked at Liu Xin, and after seeing Liu Xin nodding, he continued: "It's okay, Rodo's feet are useless, and it is very difficult to move." It's okay to let you come. As he spoke, he reached out and touched the little boy's head, comforting softly.
"Haha, we heard it just now, Rodo and Baal have arrived, how can we miss our iron triangle." As he spoke, there was a huge scar between one of his eyes, so that the bald blind man who was blind in both eyes was pulling the sleeve of a thin man and walked in and said, the hideous scar and the strong body, if you don't giggle when you close your mouth. It looks like a gold medal fighter, a little hideous.
The little man who was held by the blind thug was missing two arms, and the empty sleeves were grabbed by the blind man, and the other was swaying at will, but his thin ones each had a thick beard, which looked very strange.
In the end, there was a somewhat fat man behind the two, most of the fat man's cheeks were covered by scars, and he couldn't speak at all, but the thick lewd stick breath couldn't stop it. Underneath his bearskin coat, he can still be seen wearing a dandy-style colorful shirt and a pair of piercing white trousers, most conspicuously. Or the gold necklace he wore around his neck, the size of a little thumb.
"Haha, Audio-Technica is back? Welcome! Looking at the three people who came in again, the pigtails laughed heartily, and rushed up excitedly to give each of them a hug.
In the lobby. Liu Xin looked at the new people and laughed helplessly. I didn't expect them to be so 'individual', airplane head ruffian, thin beard, fat lewd stick, and blind thugs. It's exactly the standard black and astringent style.
"Haha, let's go, let's go talk over there." The pigtail pulled the so-called iron triangle with some excitement, walked towards the position of the head of the plane, and began to drink beer while talking nonsense.
After more than half an hour to arrive at the meal, and no one else came, the pigtail let out a long sigh, stood up, and said to Liu Xin, who had been closing his eyes beside him: "Boss, there shouldn't be anyone coming in the back, we"
"Who said that? Aren't we human? Thin man, let you hurry up You have to eat, look, I almost couldn't catch up, but I didn't expect that our pigtail battalion commander would also have a day as a little brother. A somewhat mocking voice sounded again at the door of the hall, directly resulting in the pigtail's words.
Listening to this voice, everyone involuntarily looked towards the door, only to see two figures walking in again. One of them is tall and thin, and the other is short and stocky, making it a stark contrast. The thin and tall one was about two meters tall, as if he was at the door like a bamboo pole, but the short leg made the bamboo pole look a little unstable, a little shaky, it was he who opened his mouth to hit the pigtail.
And the short and fat one is completely a ball of meat, and the belly is like a pregnant woman who is pregnant with twins, and the length of the whole person is basically equal up and down, left and right. And on top of that big belly, there is a huge scar, even Liu Xin can feel that the scar is fatal enough even if he looks at it, and he can only sigh that the fat man is lucky and survives.
"Fatty, what do you say with a bamboo pole? What's wrong with my little brother? He's now the commander of the third battalion, and my immediate boss" stood up with a braid, looking at the thin and tall bamboo pole and jokingly retorted.
"Cut, you're really going back the more you live, a little kid actually became your boss, I really don't know if this decision was right or wrong." Listening to the pigtail's words, the bamboo pole snorted disdainfully and taunted the pigtail.
"Haha, anyway, welcome back!" The pigtail didn't mind the mockery of the bamboo pole, laughed, looked around at the cripples around him, and said happily.
And Liu Xin didn't mind the ridicule of the bamboo pole, he knew it was time for him to come out. He slowly stood up, looked at the group of cripples with a smile, and said, "Everyone, welcome back." Congratulations on embarking on a legendary journey! ”
Liu Xin, who was playful, entered the 'actor' mode, and said like a magic stick, originally he thought that these injuries would be excited, but he didn't expect that no one would bird himself at all. Eat what should be eaten. It's time to drink or drink, only the pigtails look at themselves helplessly.
"Hey, I thought there would be flowers and applause, so forget it, don't you introduce him to the pigtails?" Look at the no one bird itself. Liu Xin could only cover his head helplessly, looked at the pigtails with a distressed look and said, he still did not give up playing, and was still in the 'actor' mode.
"Uh, boss, you didn't take medicine today?" The pigtails muttered a little unconvinced.
"You didn't take any medicine! , you're just taking your medicine! I'm rubbing, that's not right, when did you learn these sayings? Liu Xin subconsciously replied, but immediately reacted and couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"Uh. I learned from Edward, and I heard him say that it is a very popular culture in your world called 'otaku'. The pigtails unceremoniously sold Edward directly, putting all the blame on Edward.
"Okay, it looks like I'm going to talk to him, so let's introduce them first." Liu Xin also calmed down. The simple joke reminded Liu Xin of the group of good friends who had been together and farts and hit each other, and he didn't know who else to find besides the mines, so he couldn't help but sigh for a while.
"Uh, okay." Listening to Liu Xin's words, the pigtail slowly walked to the first ruffian cockscomb head to arrive, and introduced him to Liu Xin: "His name is Baal." Retired from the army nine months ago due to injury, Zeng was one of the top archers in our third battalion, and his hand-to-hand combat ability was also outstanding in the entire third battalion. ”
After a brief introduction to the cockscomb, the pigtails walked to the little brat's side. Touching the head of the little kid who was nervously drinking milk, he said: "This little kid's uncle is called Rodo, if you see him for the first time, you can feel that his uncle is like a cultured person, but don't be deceived by him, his uncle often charges with gold-rimmed glasses." Every time there was a fight, his uncle's 'man of culture' was the fastest one, one of the least numerous shield warriors in our three battalions. He also retired with Baal 9 months ago. ”
"The three of them are our Scout Iron Triangle. Baghdad the thug is good at hand-to-hand combat, Paces the bearded is good at delivering messages and is the fastest of us, and Doug the prostitute is good at scouting and delivering certain messages for himself by driving small animals, but he often uses some small animals to peep. The three of them were the best scout squads in the entire Third Battalion, but as you can see, they ended up retiring seven months ago. "The pigtail walked to the side of the 'iron triangle' again and introduced the three of them one by one.
"These two are our living treasure fat and thin duo." The pigtails finally walked over to the fat and thin duo who had become a stark contrast.
", you're a living treasure duo, your whole family is a living treasure duo." The tall and thin bamboo pole roared angrily at the introduction of the pigtail.
"Haha, see, once the two of them were the public enemies of the entire third battalion, and basically everyone they saw had to go up and attack. It's a pity that he loses every time, and sometimes he is even taught a lesson, but he still doesn't repent, and he hits others when he gets the opportunity. And the names and body shapes of the two are reversed, and the fat Sistahai is not fat, but is getting thinner and taller. The thin man Jiewen became fat and fatter, so he became a living treasure. The pigtails unceremoniously revealed the shortcomings of the two, and threw out a note full of mockery.
"Where's the pigtail? If you expose it again, I'll leave immediately! The tall thin bamboo pole listened to the pigtail's words, jumped up directly from the seat, chased the pigtail and prepared to beat the other party, but because of the lack of a leg, he couldn't catch up with the pigtail at all, so he could only roar angrily.
"Well, although the two of them are living treasures, they are also powerful warriors of the three battalions. With his size, Thin Man is one of the few shield warriors like Rodo, and Fat Man is our best Demoman, who is proficient in all kinds of engineering techniques, and once blew up an entire team of Gnolls with engineering bombs. is our most powerful logistical supply. In the end, the fat man retired because of a serious leg injury and had to amputate his leg, while the fat man had a serious delay because of the huge scar and the central nervous system, so the two had to retire. After the pigtail dodged the attack of the thin and tall bamboo pole again, he introduced the two of them in a deep and serious voice.
"Alright, Battalion Commander Braid, is this little kid really your boss? Even if it's now, now that you've finished the introduction, what do you want us to do next? The cockscomb ruffian heard that the pigtail had introduced Liu Xin, and he directly turned to the stubble, and looked at Liu Xin with some disdain.
Obviously, the few wounded soldiers here really didn't believe Liu Xin, the underage kid who was the boss of the pigtail, if it weren't for the prestige of the pigtail, they wouldn't have listened to the pigtail's introduction so quietly.
The "boss" pigtail listened to the cockscomb head's question, and just wanted to explain to Liu Xin, Liu Xin directly waved his hand to interrupt the pigtail's words.
"Okay, I'll just ask! Do you want to heal your injuries and go to battle again as the third battalion? Liu Xin also stopped the smile on his face, looked around the group of wounded soldiers seriously, and asked.
"What?"
"Can our injuries be healed?"
"Didn't you say that you were bait to find out the black hand that wiped out the three battalions?"
Listening to Liu Xin's words, the group of wounded soldiers finally reacted, some doubted, some puzzled, and more silent. In their opinion, the injuries on the body are impossible to heal, and Liu Xin asked such a question at this time, I don't know why.
"Of course, let's just use the facts. You go eat first, and I and Pigtail go and fetch the scholar Rodo first, and as for whether what I say is true or not, you only need to wait an afternoon to know. Since you have chosen to come here as bait, I believe you are all short of this afternoon now, right? Liu Xin did not directly answer the questions about this group of injuries, but only gave a time commitment, whether it is true or not, and we will see you in a few hours.
Immediately, Liu Xin didn't reply, and walked towards the door first, and the little pigtail also followed quickly with the little brat, leaving only a group of wounded soldiers who looked at each other in shock. (To be continued.) )