PS: The mythological background and historical background of this article are compiled by the younger brother, don't take it seriously and you will lose.

This cult is called the Corpse Demon Sect, the source is no longer verifiable, only know that at that time, the nine drought fish all came out of the wind and clouds, changed color, the world was angry, and the place where the drought was born was born within a hundred miles of life, and there were countless deaths of people and animals, and later the Taoist people in addition to leaving some talented disciples as tinder to pour out the nest, but the strength of the drought is no longer something that mortals can handle, and the rest of the Taoist people pray to the sky together, hoping that the gods will go down to the earth to sweep away the demons, and there is no hope.

Who knew that just after praying in the sky, the lightning and thunder thundered and exploded, and the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder God Puhua Tianzun Wen Zhongqin led the Thunder Department Twenty-four Heavenly Monarchs to eradicate the demons, although the Dao Ancestor ordered the immortals not to go down to the realm at will, but at that time it was not possible to go to the lower realm, and the battle even flattened several mountains, and in the end, of course, the thunder gods won, after all, those drought fish are some artificially made defects, but the thunder gods are afraid of hurting the innocent, so it is inevitable that they will be tied in the battle.

"According to modern people, the drought is a humanoid nuclear warhead that mortals can't handle anyway, even if they use nuclear weapons, who dares to guarantee that they can kill him at one time, and they won't wait stupidly to be bombed the second time, so it is not blown out that zombies are the head of all evils, zombies jump out of the Three Realms and are not in the Five Elements, and resentment can still be restrained with the ability of mortals, at least it can suppress the seal." I conclude with a conclusion.

Lao Chen said strangely: "You didn't explain it to us like that at the time, it shouldn't be so detailed." ”

I glanced at him and said, "I was busy catching zombies, so I just told you a little bit about it, don't you understand the priorities?" Lao Chen, Lao Chen, have you lived to be a dog all these years? Now you should think about how to make people die less. ”

Wu Yong continued: "It's just that who knows if there is anyone who wants to make a wish for that god statue, if there is, the wish has been fulfilled, then there will definitely be someone who will die tonight, and if another person dies, I will see how you explain it." ”

As soon as he said that this old Chen was big, Lao Chen looked at the three of us pitifully and said: "Since the three brothers have already appeared, you will surrender that thing today, and save people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter." ”

I smiled and said, "Lao Chen, I understand your feelings very well, but that is his territory, if he makes some trap, our brother will throw away these hundreds of catties." Let's wait for him to come to us, as for those who are going to suffer tonight, just take them as loyal to the country, and then I will give them free excess so that they can be reincarnated as soon as possible. ”

Old Chen glanced at his daughter, and Chen Mengmeng took a deep breath and made me think that a new round of bickering was about to start again. It turns out that I was overthinking.

I saw Chen Mengmeng holding my left hand and shaking it desperately, shaking it and saying, "Brother Haonan....", the bones of the people who called Brother Haonan were soft, and the voice was even louder than the voice of a certain actress in Taiwan.

I cheered myself up in my heart: "Chen Haonan, you must carry it over, you have never seen any strong winds and waves, are you going to disarm and surrender in this little scene?" You are Chen Haonan, you are Brother Haonan. Hold on. ”

Seeing that I was indifferent, Chen Mengmeng changed her strategy, patted me on the shoulder with a stern face, and said, "Comrade Chen Haonan, didn't you hear the call of the country?" The country is calling you, and now is the time for you to do your best for the country, the party, and the people. ”

I shook my head and said, "Why did the state call me again, can the state only call me?" I'm just a soy sauce maker, and to put it bluntly, I'm what people call a magic stick. ”

What I didn't expect was that the pig teammate appeared again, and Yang Feng said in a righteous manner: "Comrade Chen Haonan, didn't you hear the call of the country?" Have you let the dog eat your mind? We are civil servants, shouldn't we do our best with taxpayers' money? Are you so right as a taxpayer? ”

I rolled my eyes: "Taxpayers would forgive me if they knew about my difficulties, and when else did you have such a high level of ideological awareness?" ”

Yang Feng said shyly: "Isn't this what Huang Ting comprehends from reciting every day, plus Grandpa Mao's soul possession." At this moment, my consciousness is unprecedentedly high, classmate Chen Mengmeng, don't worry, I will also eliminate that resentment if I put this life into it tonight. ”

Wu Yong said lightly: "Why are you so sure that the statue is resentful, and your discipline has fallen to the ground." ”

Yang Feng looked up at the sky, in fact, there was only the ceiling, and two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes: "That thing must be resentful, and chastity is valuable, and the price of chastity is higher, if it is for enlightenment, so both can be thrown, my festival has been shattered, and there is no need to pick it up." ”

The four of us shuddered in unison, is this still the Yang Feng I know? How long did it take for us to be in the hospital, and if we were conscious, we would have stayed in the car and died with us, so this guy is a cheat and will definitely drop the chain at a critical moment. If you give him the back, if he doesn't smoke the knife behind his back, the ancestral tomb will be smoking.

Looking at this scene, I couldn't tell him what would be shocking, so I hurriedly interrupted him: "Okay, I'm convinced, can't I go?" If you keep talking, I'm going to get goosebumps. ”

After speaking, he and Wu Yong looked at each other and walked out, Yang Feng shouted from behind, "What are you two going to do?" ”

I said angrily: "What else can I do, let's go and get ready to die Consciousness copy guy and kill that bastard." ”

Yang Feng said to Lao Chen: "I helped you so much today, and you have to give face when I go to talk to those stumbling girls about life ideals in the future." ”

Lao Chen's mouth twitched, and the result of being enlightened and disciplined for a long time was waiting for me here, and I endured it for this case. Nodding helplessly, Chen Mengmeng understood his true intentions and looked at him with disdain.

In less than a minute, Wu Yong and I came back again, and Lao Chen said strangely: "Didn't you go to copy the guys?" How did it come back again. ”

I stretched out my hand and said, "Give me two magazines for a pistol with twenty-four rounds, and don't talk nonsense at night." ”

Lao Chen said: "Are you going to subdue demons or go to war, what do you want a gun for, and do you have a gun license, last time you were unlicensed to hold a gun." ”

I took out the Special Investigation Bureau's ID and said, "This is a gun license, do you still have a gun license?" ”

In the end, the three of us and the Guns Bureau of Lao Chen Dao City Bureau did not take a pistol with three magazines and thirty-six bullets, why is it too much, I don't remember much, is the gun empty, Lao Chen looked at my innocent expression and intentionally or unintentionally pointed at the muzzle of his little brother, and finally didn't say anything, hum! When this gun comes into my hands, you don't want to go back. (To be continued.) )