Chapter Twenty-Nine: You Don't Know Who I Am?
Thousands of meals were eaten, which was a luxury for ordinary soldiers. But Miki didn't care, and he drank two glasses in excitement. There is a way to be drunk and cowardly, he found that everyone was wrong, and his surname, which had been suppressed for many years, broke out.
Drinking wine and eating meat in a big bowl, there is a hint of arrogance on the body that is faintly confused. He slapped the table while drinking and bragged loudly, saying that if he was like this, he would have been pulled out and beaten half to death, and today the people around him were as calm as if they hadn't heard it.
Qin Lanshan was also very calm, and after drinking, he stretched out his hand and said, "Cigarettes!" ”
Mi Qi didn't notice the change in this guy's attitude, but still took out a cigarette and lit it and handed it over. It wasn't until Qin Lanshan went out with a cigarette in his mouth that the atmosphere in the cafeteria slowly changed. However, as soon as he switched, he saw nine instructors walking in from the outside with blue noses and swollen faces, and their eyes were like electricity.
The strongest of them was the Orangutan Instructor, who was the least injured of the nine. Pulled a soldier with a monkey mutation, and said loudly: "Have you seen a recruit without clothes, named Qin Lanshan." ”
The monkey said cautiously: "The boss just left just now, and it seems that he followed the lewd male Mi Qi." ”
In the pioneer battalion, the strength is respected, and the public beating of the instructor is nothing more than a group of excitement. And often the outcome is not good, and the instructors are very authoritative at normal times. However, the bull man who was able to beat the nine instructors was even more powerful in their eyes, and it seemed that both sides could not afford to offend.
"I'm grass, how does he mess up with that kind of guy." The orangutan cursed and went out again with the eight brothers.
Everyone is speculating whether these guys are going to look for trouble again, and it seems that today's matter is not over.
Mi Qi enjoyed everyone's awe-inspiring gaze all the way, patted Qin Lanshan's shoulder and bragged: "In the pioneer camp Daole boss, I am the second." It's just that the boss is indifferent to fame and fortune, so I didn't take a temporary position in the pioneer camp. ”
Qin Lanshan just nodded, and there was no impatience on his face. This kind of villain has ambition, although he doesn't like it, he doesn't hate it, he just treats it as a clown. But it's not a very cool thing to be patted on the shoulder all the time, his eyes flashed with a trace of evil light, is it going to teach him a lesson after a while to let him wake up from his white dream?
Although Mi Qi is full of lies, there is one thing he did not deceive Qin Chaoshan. That is, he does live alone in a dormitory, and this dormitory is not a toilet, but a serious dormitory. There are four empty beds in the dormitory, but there are only two beds.
As soon as the two entered the dormitory, the lights in the dormitory immediately turned on, and the inside was spotless. The beds are attached to the wall and pop up automatically if you want to sleep. Qin Lanshan is very satisfied with the accommodation here, there are tables and chairs and a bookcase. I saw that the bookcase was full of all kinds of paper books such as "The History of the Third Age", "Guide to Mutant Organisms", "Light of Science and Technology" and so on.
Qin Lanshan took a fancy to these books at a glance, walked up and took them down, and opened them to take a look. Eighty percent of the characters are Chinese characters, but the Chinese characters retain a lot of Second Age characteristics, and some changes can be recognized. The remaining twenty percent are written in words similar to pictographs.
With the change of the times, the original Chinese character library may no longer be able to meet the needs of human beings, and people have transformed the characters of the Second Age. And in these books, there are also fascinating notes, this guy doesn't see that he is still a person who loves to read.
Originally, he thought that he could throw it aside after using it, but he found that it had new value, so he didn't rush to educate him. Seeing that he was reading, Mi Qi immediately came over and grabbed the book and stuffed it into the bookcase and said, "What are you doing, don't you want to say hello when you turn over the boss's book?" If you like these books, you can tell me, I'll find a chip for you, but don't flip through them. These books are highly collectible, especially since the notes on them are written by some scholars. Keep it, and there will be great room for appreciation in the future. ”
Qin Lanshan frowned, a little dissatisfied with his behavior.
"You can't touch these books, but I have a lot of chips that I can quickly memorize in a 3D computer." Mi Qi closed the lid of the bookcase, covering those all kinds of books, and said very cherishedly, "And you live with me, you must abide by my rules, otherwise don't blame the boss for being unkind." My subordinates have hundreds of lives, do you know? ”
"Really?" Qin Lanshan showed a strange smile.
I want to educate this kid and let him wake up from his big dream. I didn't expect a loud voice at the door, and suddenly roared: "It's time for Miqi to pay the rent, hurry up and pay the rent!" ”
rent, Qin Lanshan finally understood why he lived in a dormitory alone. The army's dormitories are all provided for free, and this guy shouldn't know who to buy the security of this dormitory. It seems that this guy is very rich, but how could a rich kid come to the pioneer camp?
Mi Qi instinctively shrunk his neck after hearing the voice, but he didn't know if it was today's incident that gave him a big illusion. His body suddenly straightened, and he said to Qin Lanshan very sharply: "You give me a good job inside, I'll go out and solve the trouble." Rent the rent, his mother, dare to pay the rent to Lord Miqi! ”
He strode out, with a donkey's face in a loud voice at the door, and his ears stood up like rabbits. Looking at his appearance, it is clear that he is a mutated donkey. When the donkey saw Mi Qi, he said in a louder voice: "Mi Qi has 2,000 yuan in rent this month, why haven't you paid it yet?" You obscene stinky rat, filthy and cowardly slug, don't blame the boss for being unkind to you next time you don't have time. ”
"Pay the rent?" Mira drank a few glasses of wine, and at this point the self was inflated to the extreme. Coupled with the strange sights he saw three times and twice today, he felt that he was the big man in the pioneer battalion. With a strong courage, he raised his eyebrows and said, "What rent to pay, do you know who I am?" ”
The donkey had never seen this guy's fierce appearance, and he was stunned for a while: "Who are you?" ”
"Uncle Miqi, ask your boss to come over and pay me protection money. actually asked Uncle Miqi to pay the rent, was his mind caught in the door? ”
The words were domineering, and the donkey took two steps back, looking up and down in amazement. He showed a strange smile and said, "Yes, yes, you are Uncle Wonder, I will let the boss pay the protection money." ”
The donkey's combat power was not very strong, and he laughed as he retreated and finally left. Mi Qi suddenly felt that his military life for several years had been in vain, and it turned out that they were not terrifying, but they had not resisted. He was in his own spiritual world, and he was incomparably tall.
When he walked into the room, he found that Qin Lanshan had opened the bookcase and continued to flip through the books. Wonder suddenly became nameless, and stepped forward to close the bookcase. He tried to puff up the muscles in his arms, and then made a face that was rarely straightened, a lewd mouse face, and was extremely serious at this time: "Young man, don't challenge the limits of the boss. Have you seen it, boss, my reputation here, don't blame me for breaking my rules again, you're welcome. ”
Qin Lanshan twisted his neck, and the sound of fried bean-like bones reset. Although his strength often wears off, his body has no problem dealing with a mouse. He looked at the puzzle and said, "Are you sure you want to make a rule for me?" ”
Listening to the tooth-aching sound of bones colliding, the curious rat immediately became less timid and less drunk. Just when I didn't know what to do, another voice came from outside the door: "Surprise, you come out for me!" ”
His rat gall first trembled, and then he thought of what he had encountered today, and the rat gall swelled again. He pointed to Qin Chaoshan and said, "You wait for me, and I will educate you after teaching them!" ”
He gave himself courage as he walked out, and as soon as he walked out of the door, a mutated lion grabbed him by the collar and said, "You said you asked me to pay for protection?" ”
Seeing this mutant lion, the bile of the mysterious mouse completely shrank, and he couldn't even speak clearly: "You...... You...... Know...... Who am I? ”
"Smack!" The mutant lion stepped forward and slapped him from outside the door to inside the door, sliding more than ten meters away on the ground. Blonde hair flew, and the lion roared, "I don't care who you are!" ”
"Don't be angry, boss, I was wrong!" When he woke up from the drunkenness, he realized that he hadn't become very powerful. He lay on the ground and begged for mercy again and again, "I just drank too much and didn't wake up?" ”
The lion came over, grabbed him by the collar again and lifted him up, and said, "Are you stupid to drink, let me pay the protection money, ha, our coward is starting to be amazing." ”
"Huh!" Miki's two little short legs shook in the air, and the panic on his face was even worse when his feet left the ground. His afterglow swept to Qin Chaoshan Mountain, where the guy was sitting on a chair reading a book. At this time, he didn't dare to say the rules, but hurriedly said, "Boss, I was beaten, you hurry up and help." ”
Qin Lanshan sat on the chair, squinted at him, and said with a smile: "Boss Mystery, didn't you say that you have hundreds of lives under your command?" Hurry up and get rid of them. ”
Miqi's face turned dark, and he couldn't find the words to refute it. And behind the mutant lion appeared donkeys, domestic dogs, domestic cats and other mutant animals, and all the animals laughed: "Hahaha, hundreds of lives ......"
All of them were laughing, his eyes darkened, and he smiled ugly. He is just an ordinary person, where is the master. It's just that he took shit luck, he mixed up on the battlefield a few more times, and he never had the ability of a strong man, just a completely timid mouse.
The mutant lion also laughed loudly, and patted his face with his hand and said, "Hahaha, you have hundreds of lives on your hands, then you can show me, you can do it!" Aren't you ashamed of living in the pioneer camp for someone who even abandoned your friends? ”
Mi Qi trembled as if he had been torn open, and he trembled and did not dare to speak.
Seeing that the mutant lion was about to continue the beating, Qin Lanshan suddenly put down the book and said, "Although this guy looks very bad, he also invited me to a meal, and you should also stop in moderation!" ”
"Enough is enough, newcomer, are you teaching me a lesson?" The mutant lion stared at him, and then looked at Qin Chaoshan Dao, "What is your name, which row do you belong to?" ”
Qin Lanshan stood up, pointed to his face and said, "You don't know who I am? ”
His tone was so exaggerated that he didn't know who he was, as if he didn't know the name of the King of Ten Thousand Cities. The yelling donkey was the first to laugh and said, "Hahaha, you are similar to this obscene mouse, who the hell does the old mother care who you are?" ”
He thought that he was very much in tune with his boss, so he said triumphantly in a loud voice: "Recruit, you won't be called uncle, right?" ”
"His name is Deputy Battalion Commander Qin Lanshan!" Suddenly, a voice came, and the mutant lion and the donkey all turned their heads to look over. I saw the nine major instructors coming over together, and it was the only human instructor who spoke, looking at Qin Chaoshan with fiery eyes.
Whether it was a mutated lion or a donkey, they were all startled and hurriedly gave way.
After the instructors walked in, they put down a military bag very respectfully and said, "Qin Lanshan, according to the regulations we said, Officer Dowler now approves you to be named deputy battalion commander in the pioneer battalion." Although it is not a real military rank, the treatment is similar to that of an officer. This is your officer's gear, Boss Dowler asked us to send it. ”
"Qin Chaoshan!" The mutant lion finally remembered the fiery person that the pioneer camp said today, and the donkey next to him was still muttering, which onion is this newcomer. He rounded his arm and slapped the donkey in the face, and the one who slapped it was crisp, and said angrily after the beating, "You mother, you don't even know the newcomer king, and you brought me to step on the field and you want to kill Lao Tzu?" ”
And the confusion on the ground, looking left and right, confused: "The newcomer king...... Deputy Battalion Commander...... What's going on? ”
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