I'm really out of line, bite my tongue again, and when I bite it, my tongue instinctively curls up to protect itself. But other than that, I really don't know how to exorcise demons. If you want to say that Uncle Li, this old Deng bulb is also yes, you say that we are at home? A mallet that can't do anything, why don't you prepare some dog blood for us in case of emergency. Eh, isn't there a wicker whip? A flash of inspiration came to my mind, but the dead fat man was holding me down, how could I get out and get the wicker whip?

If you don't say that I am indeed a spicy person with a wilted heart, I usually look quite wooden and traditional, but when it comes to a critical moment, the heroic images of Qiu Shaoyun and Dong Cunrui will never flash in my mind, but those dirty thoughts can't help but crackle and jump out.

So, I reached out and grabbed a handful of ...... on the fat man's buttocks, and the fat man almost instinctively gave me a big mouth, and scolded in his mouth: "Are you a hooligan, bastard?" ”

After 3 minutes......

"Hehe, hehe," I covered the scaled left half of my face with my left hand, held a wicker whip in my right hand, and said to the fat man: "Little girl, this time I see if you are afraid?" "What's going on? Didn't I eat Lina's tofu just now (in fact, it is more suitable to say that it is a fat man), and the fat man who was on Lina's body subconsciously got up and left me, and rewarded me with a crispy and defeated big-eared post, I used this force, an eighteen roll got rid of the fat man's control over my body, and then jumped to the wooden cabinet like a raccoon cat and turned out a wicker whip and cypress nails, with a magic weapon in hand, who am I afraid of?

At this time, the fat man suddenly quieted down, and looked at me quietly, although his body was still a little trembling, but he ignored it, and just looked at the wicker whip and cypress nails in my hand stupidly: "Are you really willing to hit me with them?" ”

I was speechless for a while, like a child who had done something wrong and was caught by an adult: "No, what, I, I am...... Oops, you go, I don't want to hurt you, really, please. ”

The fat man's eyes softened instantly, and tears rippled: "Am I so annoying to you?" Liang Xiaotian doesn't want me, and now you are driving me away, am I particularly cheap, and no one wants to take the initiative to send it to the door. ”

After saying these words, the fat man collapsed to the ground with a grunt, almost without warning, and at the same time, a weak white figure appeared from the fat man's body like smoke, and its posture was as graceful as a lily petal fluttering in the breeze.

I stared blankly at Lina, who was standing in the corner and didn't say a word, she was dressed in plain white clothes, coupled with her long black hair and beautiful face, and her otherworldly temperament that did not eat fireworks in the world, she was simply suffocatingly beautiful. It's just that the pale gray mist that lingers on her cheeks tells me that she is heartbroken (Uncle Li said that ghosts cry without tears, and only the color of the mist on the face can show the degree of sadness).

I secretly swore that if anyone said that Sister Feng looked like a ghost in the future, I would cut him when he came over, and told him while kicking: "Have you ever seen a ghost, you just run your tongue and speak so irresponsibly." ”

I was just looking at it, when I suddenly heard the fat man speak: "Hey, Kaizi, what's wrong with me, why am I lying on the ground?" Oops, it hurts me, why is the back of my head so big? ”

The fat man grinned and rubbed the back of his head while getting up from the floor, seeing that I didn't pay attention to him, they looked straight at the corner of the wall, and they also looked at that angle with a puzzled face, and instantly petrified: "Hey...... Ahhhh No, Kaizi, what's the situation? ”

Seeing the fat man's obscene eyes looking at me, I knew that Ya must be pickled in the head? thoughts, I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Where did you fall, you fell from you, brother, you were ghosted again." ”

"Oh?" The fat man was a little shocked at first, but then his face was relieved, "Hehe, this is a bit interesting, well, girl, brother has a classical temperament when he sees you, do you usually like piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, let me tell you......"

These two goods are tired of chattering with Lina, and there is no expression of fear, screaming, and collapse that should be there when seeing a ghost, it seems that this man's lust is an innate way of heaven, otherwise why Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", those goblins don't care about whether they are good or bad, and hooking up with a scholar is a hook up with a quasi-child, it seems that it is not that the scholar lacks the vision to identify the authenticity, but the beauty is current, and he can't help it.

"Alright, idiot," I quickly stopped the fat man who was talking like a river, "Lina, you better go quickly, since you no longer belong to this world, hurry up and step into the netherworld, strive to be reincarnated as soon as possible, and start over, ah." ”

"Xiao Kai, I know that once I cross the Yin Yang River, I will be sent to prison for vain death, and I will never be reborn as a human again. The reason why I have been hiding in Tibet is that I want to see you ......before I am detained by the ghosts, "Lina's resentful voice is in my ears, which makes me feel sad that "there was a relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it", hey, why didn't I find out that this little girl had such a crush on me when she was alive, if she knew, she would have to say anything.

I was secretly regretting it, and Lina spoke again: "Today is wrong, this wish has been fulfilled, but I still have a wish, I hope you can help me achieve it, okay?" ”

"You say, I will do what I can do." I said righteously.

"I want to see Liang Xiaotian again before leaving, after all, we have a good time, I want to go to the netherworld without a little regret, okay?" In the face of a beautiful female ghost begging you so sadly and sadly, what would you do if it were you? Whether you agree or not, I promised anyway, and I really can't refuse.

However, do you know that you can find Liang Xiaotian there...... Boy. "I forcibly swallowed the word bastard and replaced it with a boy, this grandson, such a good horse is not cherished, it is really a good cabbage that makes the old sow arch.

"He works as a DJ in the nightclub of Night Shengge, and I will definitely meet him at night." Lina whispered.

"But why do you have to let us go with you, you're a ghost, you should go wherever you want." I'm still a little vague.

"I am a newly dead ghost, and there are places where the door is for Guan Erye, if it is not attached to the flesh of a living person, I can't enter." Lina was very sad.

"Hey, then you can get on me." I said in my heart that if I don't have unrequited love, I won't do anything at all, is there still humanity?

"No, although the true fire of samadhi on your body is not strong, I will still feel the pain of burning my body when I go up to you." Lina's face was afraid, and people couldn't help but feel pity.

"What then," I scratched my head, "yes, there is." Lina and I looked at the fat man together.

The fat man's face was swollen into the color of pork liver, and he had an expression that seemed to be laughing and crying: "Sister, brother really wants to help you, really, talk to the lamp." However, my brother also has three flavors of real fire, with my physique, it is not like a small blower, the small flame must be more vigorous, you can't stand the drop. "The fat man pretends to be righteous and really shirks, this seemingly dull goods, it is really unambiguous when he moves his heart.

"Fat brother, you are wrong, in fact, you just have two lights on your shoulders, and there is no light above your head at all, so it is not painful for me to possess you." Lina is a little shy, after all, this time the upper body is not like just now, if the person concerned is not happy, she is really embarrassed.

"Damn, won't you," the fat man was really shocked this time, "I lack a real fire?" MB's,No wonder I can see ghosts all the time.,I'm missing a door.,And a card.。 ”

"Okay, good people do it to the end, you are also a very poor little girl, I'll put up with it again." The fat man really couldn't stand Lina's little touch of wanting to cry without tears, he gritted his teeth and his heart was horizontal, "But let's say okay first, you can walk on me, you can't affect me to speak in the aisle, there are many people who know me in this Gada, if I am a mother, how can I mix in society in the future." ”

"Senior brother, this time I finally know what it means to be warm-hearted, unself-interested, and dedicated to benefiting others, and my brother is convinced." I grabbed the fat man's hand and sighed infinitely.

The fat man kicked me out of the way: "Get out of the calf, come back and settle accounts with you, you can give me such a big job with the whole swelling charm, you are ruthless enough for you." ”

It was almost 10 o'clock in the evening, the golden time for the official opening of the nightlife in Jakesh, and I took a taxi with the fat man and headed straight for the nightclub. In the taxi, I whispered in the fat man's ear, "Eh, how does it feel to be ghosted?" ”

"What does it feel, your uncle, I said it's just like skating, do you believe it?" The fat man stabbed me angrily, and then put his right hand into the crotch of his pants to tickle it.

"Where are you going, nasty." A soprano suddenly popped out of the fat man's mouth, and his left hand hit his right hand hard.

At this moment, the driver of the car turned around and glanced at the two of us very ambiguously and vaguely: "Two, you are avant-garde enough, you are gay (gay), it's okay, there are ladyboys in the nightclub of Shengge Nightclub, you two will take my business card and give you a 20% discount." ”

I've heard that many nightclubs hire these taxi drivers and pimps to solicit customers, and give the driver a commission when the time comes, and it seems that this owner will also eat this bite. The fat man is not an Anfen person, so he simply makes fun of the driver. I saw this fat guy smiling and reaching out to touch the driver's skinny chicken breast: "Brother, brother is rare when he sees you, or you accompany me tonight, I will give you double the car money, what's the matter." ”

The driver was full of excitement, and the steering wheel was unstable: "Big brother, big brother, don't tease me, brother doesn't sell his body." ”

At this time, the fat man's mouth came with a soprano again: "What are you doing, you want to touch him, wait for a while, I'll leave, you can touch it casually, it's disgusting and dead." ”

The driver was hairy, and looked back at me cautiously: "That voice, what did you say?" ”