15 Signed for Lao Tzu

"You dismantle it, you have the ability to dismantle it! I don't want to live anymore anyway, why do you want this house! I sue you, even if you tear down this house, I will die with you! "This woman is far more ruthless than Li Dake imagined.

Li Dake was about to collapse. I've never seen a woman like this, and there's really no way to do it. Completely helpless! At this point, Li Dake couldn't help but complain: "The merchant is burdened!" How can you TM take any buyer! When you meet this woman, it is better to leave Lao Tzu in the desert and walk for another four or five hours. "The neurasthenia is much better than the current situation that Li Dake has encountered!

The merchant did not take care of Li Dake's words, and the arrangement of this business did not belong to the merchant. It's all the arrangement of the merchant's box, why should the merchant take care of Li Dake. Although I can't see it, people can listen to a lively scene nearby.

Although Fang Xiaoman didn't know what Li Dake meant by what he said, it didn't prevent people from rushing over again. Li Dake was ruthless in his heart, and kicked Fang Xiaoman out with a 'bang' before the bench was smashed! This is a real kick. That Fang Xiaoman was kicked by this, and the whole person was arched like a shrimp, lying on the ground and coughing!

Some people may say that Li Dake doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. But even if you see Fang Xiaoman's appearance, I'm afraid you won't be able to give birth to this word in your mind. Cherish jade and cherish jade, that cherished is also jade, Fang Xiaoman's appearance...... Hehe. Magma?

It's still changeable.

Of course, some people may say that Li Dake doesn't know pity, no matter how ugly the parents are, they can't be like this. What's more, it's a woman. That's a word to say! So many people in the world! So many women. Do you want to have mercy? Whether it is a man or a woman, whether it is worthy of pity or not, it also depends on the matter! Isn't it? For now, this Fang Xiaoman. Li Da may be on fire and still talk to her! Not to mention a kick! For Li Dake's violent temper, it is too good to be able to suppress his anger and do this.

After all, this Fang Xiaoman is too much! Replace it with someone else and knock you on at night. Even if it's late, but people don't mean anything bad after all. Even if you get bored, you don't have to! Even if you really ask for food, you can still come out at night to ask for food. How hungry do you have to be? As for the rest, let's not consider it and don't say much.

Therefore, this Fang Xiaoman is not an ordinary person, and he can't be treated with common sense!

"I sue you, you do this again! I'll just ...... I'll just ......" looked around, and Li Dake didn't find anything to threaten the woman in front of him. There's no way, it's useless to threaten this woman herself. At least, Li Dake didn't find out what this woman cared about! Of course, this woman's appearance can't be mentioned anymore. I didn't see it, as soon as I mentioned my appearance, I immediately looked at you like a mad dog! Even if you really mean it, you think you are attacking her on purpose!

The eyes swept round and round. Just when the woman was about to get up from the ground with a vicious look, Li Dake's eyes lit up!

"Meow ......" he saw the cute kitten, and walked out of the bedroom door with a leisurely step. The appearance of the kitten, the part-time job is cute. Let Li Dake, a dignified man, can't help but have some thoughts of wanting to hug!

"I'll slaughter you cat!!" Li Dake said viciously at Fang Xiaoman. In his mind, this woman is so ugly, and she is still so virtuous. There is no room for anything else! There is such a leisurely kitten at home, it must mean that this kitten, this woman should usually care a lot!

Sure enough, Li Dake was right this time! With Li Dake's words, Fang Xiaoman, who was still in pain, suddenly got up and shouted: "You dare!" He rushed to the kitten, and seeing this situation, it was obvious that he wanted to protect the kitten!

This scene made Li Dake's eyes light up: "There is a door!" Hurriedly kicked Fang Xiaoman back again! Although Fang Xiaoman's strength is still quite large, no matter how you say it, she is just a woman. Where can you stop Li Dake!

One step ahead, Li Dake grabbed the kitten with the cat's back! Of course, in the process, it is inevitable that the kitten will scratch a few blood marks on his hands! Of course, now Li Dake can't care about so much.

"You put down Manman for me!" That Fang Xiaoman was really anxious this time, and he didn't even care about himself. I want to take the kitten back from Li Dake's hands!

"Don't move! Don't move! If you move, I'll stab it around its neck! I sue you, be honest with me! "How dare Li Dake let her rush up again, and let her come up again, it is really entangled.

Li Dake was also a little anxious, and actually picked up the kitchen knife that was thrown on the ground just now! This time, he put the kitchen knife on the cat's neck. Of course, the kitten is fearless, even if the knife holder neck, it is still churning! But it doesn't matter, the key is to suppress Fang Xiaoman, that's enough!

Not to mention, what is unexpected is that Li Dake really works this time! That Fang Xiaoman, sure enough, stopped and didn't dare to move, but he was still saying in his mouth: "You put Man Man down, if there is anything, let's talk about it." I'll give you whatever you want! ”

Li Dake breathed a sigh of relief: "Wouldn't it be good if you were like this earlier!?" I was meant to tell you well. Non-TM makes it so troublesome. ”

"Yes, yes...... Say what you want to say. I'll give you whatever you want. Can you put it down for Manman first! Fang Xiaoman was honest this time, and there was still some pleading in his eyes. In this way, this kitten, she still cares very much!

Can you not care. As far as Fang Xiaoman looks, she usually doesn't have any friends at all, and the only one who accompanies her is this kitten. Even her parents rarely came to see her, at most they just gave some money. It's completely self-fending! This kitten can be said to be Fang Xiaoman's spiritual sustenance.

"You don't come, I'm going to put it down, you don't change your body and a mad dog bites me to death!" Smash it, smash it, smash it, thinking of the crazy appearance of this woman just now, Li Dake couldn't help but shudder! Hurriedly drove these things out of my head, it's still important to get down to business! Threatening others with a kitten, I'm afraid this is a shameless thing that Li Dake has done in his life!

“…… Well, I won't talk to you! I'm telling you things now, and you're honest! Fang Xiaoman heard Li Dake's words, and nodded hurriedly, no way, the cat's life is still in Li Dake's hands!

"First, I'm really here to help you! I'm really here to treat your face! After saying this, Li Dake hurriedly glanced at Fang Xiaoman, and when he saw that he didn't make any moves, he hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that when he mentioned this stubble, this woman would go crazy again!

"Second...... Give you a choice of what you want your face to look like! There are general, outstanding, beautiful, charming, alluring, stunning. Six! Seeing that this Fang Xiaoman could listen to his words, Li Dake hurriedly got down to business. If you hold it any longer, who knows if the woman in front of her will start to go crazy again regardless of the cat's life!

"Pick? Is it useful to choose? I've always wanted to make my face look pretty, so I've become like this! It became like this! What do you mean by telling me this now? Hit me? I sue you, it's a big deal for me to die! When Fang Xiaoman heard Li Dake's words, his eyes were red! As if on the verge of collapse.

"Don't ...... Other! What if, what if! That's it! Just give it a choice. Otherwise, the cat's life will be gone...... "This woman makes Li Dake feel really difficult!"

“…… I used to just want to be beautiful, but now I can only hope that I can become normal. Don't look like this again! You just said, average, outstanding, beautiful, charming, alluring, and stunning, right? Well, I sue you. Alluring the country and the city, and stunning, I will not be extravagant! Just make me beautiful and glamorous! This is what I wanted when I used to have plastic surgery! If it really turns out like this, you'll let me die! I'm all the reason! At this time, this Fang Xiaoman actually calmed down.

"That beautiful and charming, which one do you choose!?" Li Dake is unrelenting, there is no way this is required by the contract. At the very least, ask about the buyer's wishes. It's like filling in the model number for online shopping, which really makes Li Dake very painful......

"Woman, I must want to be better...... Fang Xiaoman sat on the floor and muttered.

"That's glamorous, isn't it? Then I ask you, do you have any money? After asking about the model, Li Dake can still figure out the transaction method, which is really sad for him.

"You want money?" Fang Xiaoman looked at Li Dake with his hair scattered and slanted at him, and with that face, the whole thing looked like a horror movie, which made Li Dake creepy. Fang Xiaoman continued: "You threaten me with Manman, just to ask for money? Okay, I have. I have 300,000 in my card! I have 20,000 yuan in cash at home! If you want it, you can give it to you! ”

"300,000 ......" Li Dake grinned, and he didn't explain, according to this Fang Xiaoman's own choice. According to the minimum calculation, it will take at least one point to be able to solve and complete the transaction! Take the money as a calculation, 300,000 yuan, and the gross is not enough...... It seems that he is really talkative.

"Then do you have anything of high value!" There was no way, Li Dake could only ask the others. If it really doesn't work, then you can only choose the last trading method. This is also the last thing Li Dake wants to see. After all, life for something! It's really ......

Li Dake is at least a little merciful.

Some can't bear it!

"Something of high value?! Hehe, for me, the most valuable is the Man Man in your hand! ”

"......" looked at the kitten in his hand, and Li Dake looked speechless. With a twitch of brains, he still asked the merchant: "How many points is this cat worth?!" ”

"As a life of no great use, this cat is worth 0.000000000000001 points!" The merchant still answered Li Dake's words.

The corners of Li Dake's mouth twitched. The same is life, cat life. It's really cheap......

"That burden of yours is talking!?" Fang Xiaoman suddenly said in surprise, and she also heard the words of the obvious merchant. There is no imaginary fear, just eyes full of doubt!

If the merchant opened his mouth to speak, it wasn't just Li Dake who could hear it. Of course, the more reason is that the merchant did not shy away from this Xiaoman at all.

"Are you hallucinating......" For the merchant Dan really opened his mouth to speak, and he didn't shy away from others, Li Dake was very depressed! It's not like it's nothing. A flat pole can speak, let others know, how to explain?

Of course, he didn't want to think about it himself, he opened his mouth to ask others first.

The business is important, Li Dake can only mention the last one: "If you are asked to spend twenty years of life to change your face to become charming, are you willing!" Li Dake's words were actually asked in vain, after all, Fang Xiaoman had opened his mouth just now, and he would rather die.

As expected, Fang Xiaoman replied: "I'm willing to die, let alone 20 years?" ”

"Alright then!" Carrying a cat, clutching a knife. Li Dake took the contract out of the merchant box! He didn't dare to put the knife or the cat down, who knows if this Fang Xiaoman will suddenly go crazy again, just in case!

Carefully put the knife aside, and saw that Fang Xiaoman didn't move, Li Dake used his fingers to write a 20-year life span in terms of price! At the same time, I put a tick on the charming one option. As soon as it was written, clear black letters appeared in the blank space!

Hurriedly picked up the knife, Li Dake handed the contract to Fang Xiaoman, and said, "Sign your name in the position of Party B below, just write it with your fingers!" ”

"Huh!?" Fang Xiaoman was puzzled, took the contract, looked at it, and muttered in his mouth: "This contract is in the form of both parties A and B." Party A provides facial remodeling services for Party B (Huang Xiaoman) at a ______ price! The available service levels are: (Average, Excellent, Beautiful, Charming, Alluring, Beautiful, Beautiful. Six kinds! Standard: Natural, without any side effects. Both parties sign to take effect, and there is no remorse! Pretend to be a ghost! Hum. As for the other things written on the contract, those words disappeared when Li Dake handed him the contract. On the contract, there are some words that are only for Li Dake to see. Who knew that Fang Xiaoman threw away the contract directly after reading it!

"You want money, you want to die. Let's just say it! I'll give it all to you, don't fool me with this set! Return the contract, sign it for fart! The tone is dismissive!

"Holy!" Li Dake is in a hurry! said viciously: "Hurry up and sign for Lao Tzu." I sue you, and if you sign it, I'll give you back the cat. Otherwise, I will slaughter it and eat it!" After tossing all night, when he said this, Li Dake's expression was a little hideous!

I'm in a hurry!