I don't know when it began, Zhang Wei seemed to have formed some kind of conditioned reflex, as long as Doudou suddenly shouted, he would follow suit. For example, sometimes when eating, there is still the last string of pork kidneys left on the plate, as long as Doudou shouts "put down that string of pork kidneys", Zhang Wei will be frightened and do so, and then this string of pork kidneys will soon appear in Doudou's mouth. For this conditioned reflex, Zhang Wei has always been very resentful, how can any owner listen to the instructions of the pet little teddy - even if this is a little teddy who has become a sperm!

"You're kidding me again!"

Holding Doudou and running away, Zhang Wei wanted to stop a few steps, and turned his head to look back.

"Don't stop, idiot, there's something wrong with that man!"

This time, Zhang Wei didn't go against Doudou, he only took two steps slowly and quickly ran again, of course, this was not because he obeyed Doudou's instructions, but because he saw the guy who came out of the alley and wanted to chase him - someone chased me so I had to run, what simple values!

"Can I ask what's going on?"

Zhang Wei is a person who is accustomed to acting first and thinking later, and this time is certainly no exception.

"The red on the corner of that guy's mouth is blood!"

"You know this, you dog nose!"

"I'm just a dog, you idiot!"

Zhang Wei glanced back as he ran, just in time to see the boy behind him grabbing his shoulder with a paw.

"Damn, run so fast!"

Reflexive (I hate conditioning!) Dodging the boy's claws, Zhang Wei turned into the alley next to him, and the boy ran a few steps forward by habit, and also turned around and chased into the alley.

"Why are you chasing me, go back to your sister-in-law!"

Zhang Wei still didn't understand why the buddy in the back was chasing him, was it really because he disturbed people's affection? That's too nonsense, he's just passing by, not even the onlookers!

Seeing that the buddy in the back didn't pay attention to him at all, Zhang Wei could only ask his main god for help:

"What are we going to do now?"

"Keep running!"

"I feel like I'm going to run soon!"

After turning another corner and avoiding the boy's claws, Zhang Wei was already panting - the physical fitness of an otaku does not need to be explained!

"Then if you stop, maybe he's not interested in your chrysanthemum!"

"Damn!"

Although it was inexplicable from beginning to end, inexplicable, inexplicable! But Zhang Wei's man's sixth sense told him that if he stopped and was caught by the guy behind him, he would definitely not have good fruit to eat!

After running around for a few minutes, Zhang Wei actually went back to the original road, and as soon as he turned out, he saw a few young people smoking under the street lamp in front of him, at this time his well-maintained wise and martial arts brain finally came in handy, and an idea "boom" jumped out, so he hurriedly shouted at the top of his throat:

"Zhang Wei, don't chase me, I really didn't talk to your girlfriend, I just asked her for directions!"

The boy who was chasing him behind still ignored him, but Zhang Wei's words were not meant for him in the first place - after he shouted in this voice, the young men who were smoking in front of him all got up and came around.

Seeing that the plan was effective, Zhang Wei howled even more happily:

"Zhang Wei, we have something to say, okay! Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei! ”

The road in the alley was very narrow, and several young people blocked the road side by side, Zhang Wei hit the flat-headed big man and braked the car, and the heeling worm behind him also stopped in front of several young people.

"He's Zhang Wei?" The big man grabbed Zhang Wei's shoulders and pointed to the heel on the other side who had not spoken.

"I, I don't know" Zhang Wei hurried to gasp, "Anyway, he himself said that his name was Zhang Wei!" ”

After asking, the big man threw Zhang Wei aside and beckoned his companion to surround him. Being tossed aside by the big man as air, Zhang Wei's heart was not at odds - but he decided to forgive the big man this time.

"A few big brothers have grievances and revenge, don't give me face!"

Zhang Wei threw down a sentence and ran away with Doudou, and tried to catch up with the fart but was stopped by the big guys.

"Get out!"

"I'm so arrogant with my cǎo mud horse, you know that labor and management are! My hand! ”

Hearing the screams behind him, Zhang Wei turned his head to take a look, and saw that Hua Shirt was rolling on the ground with his left hand, and several other young people were mingling with the farts worms. Although the young people had an absolute advantage in numbers, when Zhang Wei ran around the corner, he saw that the young people had already been put down by three!

Today's mess is so nonsense that it is boundless, if it weren't for Doudou by his side, Zhang Wei would have thought that he had been "crossed" again!

"Who can tell me what the hell is going on!"

"Why don't you go back and ask the ass?"

For the sake of running away, Zhang Wei didn't quarrel with Doudou as usual.

"Why did he chase after me, just because I disturbed his good deeds?"

"Don't bother with it, you can either go back and ask him now, or just shut your mouth and run away!"

Of course, Zhang Wei didn't want to go back and ask, so he chose to hurry up.

Because he didn't bring a mobile phone with his big pants when he went out, Zhang Wei can't call the police uncle now, although there are also houses with lights on along the road, but Zhang Wei doesn't expect anyone to lend a hand, he can only pray that a few young people can be stronger in combat and buy him more time to run.

Maybe his prayers worked, Zhang Wei ran to the side of the road with Doudou in his arms and didn't chase after the farts yet, and when he was about to bury his head and run wildly, Doudou fluttered and shouted in his arms:

"Stop, stop, get in the car, drive!"

"Where can I have a car?"

"Bian Sanlun, you Bian Sanlun, idiot!"

After Doudou's reminder, Zhang Wei remembered that he bought the old antique car that was not even furnished - the car key and the door key fob, which was in his pocket at this moment!

"Yes, yes, we have a car! Where's the bolt? ”

"Idiot idiot idiot, let me down and follow me!"

Under the guidance of Doudou, Zhang Wei quickly found the side of the three wheels tied to another intersection, untied the big iron chain and stepped up, and the classic car started as soon as the key was twisted - thank you for not kicking the old antique by the onlookers these days!

The car started, and as soon as Zhang Wei wanted to turn around and drive onto the road, he saw a black shadow rushing out from the intersection behind him, and after a short pause, he rushed towards him, extremely fast!

"Damn, Lingbo Weibu? This is a martial arts master? ”

"Don't be in a daze, run!"

"Haven't turned around yet!"

"Leave it alone, move on!"

Seeing that the "follower" incarnated as a martial arts master was approaching quickly, Zhang Wei had no choice but to twist the accelerator and rush into the alley.

"Did you catch up?"

The current road conditions are not very good, and with Zhang Wei's half-bottle swaying driving level, he didn't dare to be distracted at all, so he could only let Doudou, who was lying on the car body, observe the rear.

"Slower than us, twist the throttle and shake him off!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he screwed the accelerator in his hand to the end, and the classic car ran more happily, and then-

"Turn the corner! Turn the corner, you idiot, you can't get through the alley ahead! ”

"Running too fast, I can't turn around!"

"Idiot idiot, idiot, you're dead!"

After driving forward for a short time, Bian Sanlun was really stuck in the narrow alley and couldn't move, Zhang Wei quickly jumped out of the car and hugged Doudou to continue running, but a black shadow rushed over his head to block him.

"Poor little mouse ran into a dead end, hehe"