When I found out this, I didn't dare to raise my head, slowly climbed out of the bottom of the bed, and ran to the window without hesitation, but when I opened the window, I remembered that this was on the sixth floor, and the window of the hotel couldn't accommodate me to pass through at all.

Seeing that there was no hope of escape, my legs were weak and I sat directly on the sofa.

The female ghost under the bed slowly got up, and it was only then that I could see her true face.

She is clearly the woman in the painting, but the difference is that the sunken half of her head, and one eyeball is also squeezed out and hung on her face. I guess I just smashed it with the wooden box that contains the pumping paper.

"Sister Beauty, my little brother is still a virgin, otherwise you let me go back to break a place, and I promise to come back obediently to serve you." I watched the female ghost slowly float towards me, and I couldn't help but beg for mercy.

The female ghost grinned, and the waist that had just stood up straight suddenly bent again, and actually bowed to me at 90 degrees, but this was the most standard 90 degrees, and it looked like her waist was broken. She put her face in front of me and reached out to shove her eyeballs back in front of me, and the burst of blood even splashed into my eyes.

"Ahh

"Bang!"

"The ocean, the sunrise in the east, I give the spirit talisman, sweep the ominous, spit the fire of the mountains, the light of the Fu Feimen, mention the monster all over the world, break the plague and eat the King Kong with the year, subdue the demon dead, turn into auspiciousness, Taishang Laojun Wu Ji Ji is like a law!"

Just when I thought I was going to die, my uncle's voice came to my ears, and then I heard the terrible screams of the female ghost, but my eyes hurt beyond words, and I didn't know what was going on, so I fainted.

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By the time I woke up, it was already the next day.

"My eyes hurt so much." I covered my eyes, and finally recognized that I was back home, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, only to find that my right eye had become a single eyelid, and I, what about my sexy double eyelids? What's a single thing called?

I walked out of the bathroom depressed and remembered where I lost my glasses, but suddenly I realized that my vision seemed to have returned.

I opened the curtain and saw that I could see the words on the billboard hundreds of meters away.

What's going on here?

That's when my uncle pushed my dad in.

"Dad, uncle, ...... last night"

My uncle waved his hand, walked up to me, rolled my eyelids with his hand, shook his head at my father, turned around and bowed deeply to my father.

"I'm sorry."

My father is five or six years younger than my uncle, and since my father was paralyzed, my aunt's family has been taking care of him, and our family's financial resources are basically given by my uncle, so it can be said that my uncle replaced my father and served as the pillar of the two families.

At this time, when I saw my uncle confessing his mistake to my father, I was stunned.

Seeing his uncle like this, his father quickly stretched out his hand to stop his uncle, and said bitterly: "It's not your fault, if it wasn't for you back then, Ah Shui's life would have been gone." ”

What a place is this! Isn't it just the loss of double eyelids, as for this?

I was full of doubts, but I didn't know how to speak, my father waved his hand and said to my uncle, "This child will be handed over to you in the future." ”

Hey, Dad, you don't want me just because I lost a double eyelid?

My uncle nodded and told me to follow him out.

All the way to the basement of our house.

It is said that this piece of land in our house was originally an old temple, my grandfather bought this land from Jiangxi and came to Fujian, and built a new house here, but this basement is the original one, when I was a child, I have always been curious about what is inside, but the door of the basement is always locked, and the family never allows me to go to see it, only my uncle can enter.

"Come in." My uncle unlocked three locks in a row, and then pushed the door open and beckoned to me.

I had just walked into the basement when a cold air rushed from my feet to the top of my head.

And the things stored in the basement left me dumbfounded.

There were all sorts of bottles and jars, classical books, strange animal horns, and even a red coffin covered with red Taoist symbols painted in cinnabar with a bunch of golden symbols that I couldn't read.

On the wall facing the gate, there are three portraits, which are the three immortals of Yuqing, Shangqing and Taiqing, which are the three Qing Daozun known as the folk.

I'll it, is my uncle Mr. Yin and Yang? I was scared to pee, I originally thought that my uncle was just a well-known carver, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful, I knew that I was still reading Maoshu, how good it is to follow my uncle.

I took a closer look, and under the portrait of the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty, there was actually a spiritual position, and nothing was engraved on the spirit card, I don't know which dead predecessor it was for.

I saw my uncle respectfully step forward and offer incense to Master Sanqing, and then pulled a chair out of the corner, lit a cigarette, and said to me solemnly: "I was tossed enough last night, is that female ghost terrible?" ”

"Terrible? I'm scared! I just remembered that I was tossed by a female ghost last night, and I suddenly shuddered and said depressedly.

Although my uncle is almost fifty years old, his waist is straight, his hair is thick, and he can't even find a single white hair, and he has a pair of tiger eyes, I remember that I made mistakes when I was a child, and I am not afraid to see my father, but as long as my uncle glares at me, I will obediently obey.

"Don't be hippie! No big, no small, kneel! The uncle suddenly threw the cigarette butt aside and shouted.

"I'll go, what the hell."

"Kneel when you get to kneel, less nonsense."

"I, Han Shui, kneel to the sky, kneel to the ground, my parents, and Teacher Cang......"

My uncle stood up and kicked me, kicking me to my knees.

My uncle grabbed another handful of incense, lit it and put it in my hand, and then bowed down and stood in front of the painting of the ancestor of Sanqing, and shouted: "Disciple Li Tianming is not talented, seeing that his nephew Han Shui has a different talent, he is accepted as a closed disciple under the door, and I hope that the ancestor will approve it!" ”

Then he glanced at me, and I immediately understood, and after three knocks, I stepped forward and put the incense into the incense burner, and when I stepped back, I was about to say something, but my uncle waved his hand, and his eyes were fixed on the incense on the incense burner.

Half a sound, the smoke burned well, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Don't call me uncle in the future, call me master, and don't be big or small." ”

Later, I learned that if Master Sanqing felt that this apprentice could not be collected, the incense would be burned by itself.

I'm a good girl, it seems that my uncle is really planning to teach me Taoism, I know that I am born extraordinary, handsome, and smart, and now my uncle, who looks hanging, is shouting to take me as an apprentice, alas, I am so ashamed, I can eat with my face, why do I have to bear so much pressure?

I've already started the scene of YY subduing demons and eliminating demons in the future, various dignitaries and dignitaries queuing up to give gifts, and beauties throwing themselves into their arms.

"What do you think!" My uncle slapped me on the head and woke me up.

"Well, it's nothing, I haven't reacted yet, what the hell is going on."

It seems that what happened last night was not a hallucination or a dream, there are indeed ghosts in this world, and my uncle is a Taoist priest.

My uncle pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Sit down, I'll tell you a story." ”

I sat on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and thought to myself, I would accept the apprentices, what kind of story to tell.

"Eighteen years ago, I passed by Fengdao Town and saw a pregnant woman with dystocia and hemorrhage, which was supposed to be the death of both mother and child, but when I saw the golden light shining in the pregnant woman's womb, I knew that the child in her womb must be extraordinary, so I pointed them out and asked them to go to the mass grave to find a butterfly called 'Nine Corpse Butterflies'. This kind of butterfly is born next to the corpse, born by sucking rotting corpses, sucking nine corpses to mature, the yin qi in the body is extremely heavy, but after eating it, you can avoid the pursuit of yin difference, and you can have a chance to resurrect, but ordinary people will eat it because they can't bear the yin qi and their souls will be scattered, so they must use the eyes of the crow to neutralize, but how can the eyes of the crow be eaten casually? If you eat crow eyes, you will open yin and yang eyes! ”

"At that time, it was important to save people, I didn't think too much about it, and told them about this method, and the pregnant woman's husband hurriedly went to the mass grave to catch the nine corpse butterflies, but he also entered the body, and it didn't take long for him to be half paralyzed. The child was born smoothly, but the yin qi on his body was too heavy, and he was usually fine, but he was weak and sickly, but when the ghost door was opened in July and a half every year, there would be ghosts haunted and someone must protect him. ”

I can hear it, and the child that my uncle is talking about is clearly me.