(2nd Update)

With Lu Xun, there is an illusion of being with a girl. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It is said that when he turned the tide and fell, he was looked down upon by almost all pure men because he was too young (probably because there was no special word for boys and girls in ancient China, "pseudo-mother") - but everyone knows that Sun Quan is a handsome guy, and his selection of talents is also based on his appearance.

After Sun Quan died Zhou Yu, Lu Su died, and Lu Meng died, he chose Lu Xun, a guy who was almost not a god at the time, to be ordered to be in danger, which can be regarded as a wise person. But...... Later, Sun Quan broke with Lu Xun very inauthentically, and that was a later story.

Now, Li Wei and Lu Xun have been together for about a day, and he clearly understands that the Lu Xun next to him still has his personality charm

Don't look at people's parents, in fact, people's thinking circuits are very mature. Thinking for a second every time you speak is the habit of the other person to speak - but it is precisely because of this that a thing that is supposed to be a good thing is understood by outsiders as "indecisive." ”

But let Levi know the Zhengtai next to him, or in another matter.

"Bang" Gan Ning's hand slammed on the table at once. With a muffled sound, the table made of sunken wood cracked a crack - and it was about to collapse. A hole had been smashed into the map of the march on it, and the teacup had been shaken to the ground and shattered.

"Tell you that when I followed the ancestor across the Jiangdong, there was no such thing as you, a guy who looks like a girl, I will fight how I want to fight - only a thousand people, I will take my headquarters with three hundred soldiers and horses, if there are still living people within an hour, Lao Tzu will have your surname"

Gan Ning, the word Xingba, unceremoniously said that the biggest achievement of the first outlaw in Eastern Wu was "Gan Ning's hundred horsemen robbed Cao Ying", it is hard to imagine what kind of result this is, but people just did it hard - generally speaking, Li Wei has a lot of opinions about the disheveled clothes of the guys in the Three Kingdoms era, and in his mind, the Han Dynasty people should wear decent clothes - in fact, Gan Ning, the explosive head, only wears a small sweatshirt in winter, which is really in line with his character...... It is clearly recorded in the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms that there are n more guys who don't wear Hanfu, among which Cao Cao and Gan Ning in front of him are famous. Of course, what is recorded in the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms seems to know convergence when you grow up. But the ...... in front of him The temper is indeed too hot.

His eyes were as big as a cow for a moment, and his body seemed to bulge with muscles, and he didn't take Lu Xun in front of him seriously at all, let alone the two outsiders, Li Wei and Xingcai.

"General Gan." On the contrary, it was Lu Xun, who was pointed at his nose but looked calm, holding the only teacup that was not broken by Gan Ning, and said slowly: "Don't be impatient-your method is too radical-even if you don't come back injured, but what about your troops (private armed forces)?" What about the soldiers who have followed you for many years? -- War seems to me to be the first priority to preserve your own strength, and you should not be too aggressive. ”

"What?" With an angry roar, Li Weidou admired Lu Xun's nerves, and he could be so calm in the face of Gan Ning's sad appearance - this Gan Ning must be much fiercer than the one in history, otherwise he would not be able to reach the plane of the Three Kingdoms: "You kid...... Hmph, you go to be your own sissy, I'm going to make a contribution, don't worry, I'll give you a little credit in the end, hum ......"

With that, he will walk away.

"General Gan walks slowly—do you recognize what this is?" As he spoke, Lu Xun drew his saber with a "swish".

A patterned steel Han sword, about one meter long, with a white handle and a silver body, engraved with the word "Yu" - not the two short Han swords he usually uses, this sword ...... It looks familiar.

Oh, I remembered--what did Zhou Yu give him when he was leaving-?

“…… The ...... given to you by the Metropolitan Governor "Gan Ning is quite eye-catching."

"That's right—everyone will not listen to me in this battle, but they can be cut first." As he spoke, Lu Xun calmly inserted the sword into his scabbard, and then said slowly: "General, don't worry." ”

A pseudo-lady held the tea and said slowly the threat that made the macho man in front of her irritable - this scene is really disobedient. …。

However, Gan Ning still had a head, and after snorting sullenly, he left with a scolding.

"Bo Yan." Gan Ning destroyed one of the public property, especially insulted his superiors - if this was put on Levi, he would have sent the other party into a small black room and let the perverted twins train him, but ...... "Why aren't you angry?" ”

Lu Xun still has that calm appearance.

"Angry? Why should I be angry? Lu Xun said slowly: "Anyway, even if they scold me again, I won't die, and I myself am indeed not enough to convince the public-wait until I become the person in charge of the life and death of a country, and now, let him scold him can also make him more comfortable." ”

As he spoke, the young man's face smiled indifferently, and the most important thing was that the sun was shining so that Levi, a small-bellied guy, didn't dare to face it squarely—too selfless guy......

…… This is the legendary general's demeanor, but this general's demeanor appears on a pseudo-girl, isn't it a bit of a waste?

"But...... Then again. With a sharp gaze, Li Wei found that the other party's sunny smile had changed: "Gan Xingba, Gan Xingba, when you are concocted in the future, you are not in a hurry......

Historically, Gan Ning was in the army of Wu under the command of Lu Xun, and was in Liu Bei's revenge army, a barbarian shot "Kirby Neng" to death, and when he died, the arrow was stuck in the head, he was stunned and walked under a tree and leaned against the tree and died, at that time it was said that ignoring the crows circling around the tree, but he just didn't dare to eat Gan Ning's corpse.

-- Lu Xun reiterated once again that this has nothing to do with him.

"Okay, that guy is gone." Lu Xun put on his sunny smile again, and said, "On the contrary, it's the two of you - do you have any good ideas?" This time there were only a thousand men on the other side, but a thousand men who were familiar with the Great Valley, if we attacked rashly...... Although the victory was certain, the result was not optimistic. ”

"Oh...... If this is the case, the large forces will attack step by step. After thinking about it, Xingcai said, "Then discharge a small group of raiding troops and go to kill the head of the enemy."

…… It's very popular, "decapitation" operation? Constellation, I know you've been working as a Commando, but ...... Isn't it too dangerous? A lot of words, why bother to give him Dongwu?

"Well, I'll consider General Xingcai's words." smiled and nodded, which showed that Lu Xun didn't consider Xingcai's proposal at all: "So, what about the Chinese general?" ”

...... "Do you look down on me?" Anyway, I've also seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, "It's simple, this is too simple - you can do everything without blood." ”

“……？” Lu Xun actually didn't care about Levi's IQ at all - because the other party was too far away from the "celebrity" in his impression: "Ji will be released?" ”

However, it is his advantage not to be in a hurry, and he will not lose two catties of meat if he asks.

"Digging the river and irrigating the water" Li Wei stretched out a finger and pointed to the rolling Yangtze River in the distance, and couldn't help but get wet, and immediately shrugged his hand and said: "The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, the waves are sweeping away the heroes, the success or failure is empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times." ”

The most beautiful is the sunset red, warm and calm...... Uh, this one fortunately didn't come out, otherwise something would have happened

"Bring the water of the Yangtze River and pour it into the valley." As he spoke, Levi said, "We are absolutely bloodless, and I guarantee that there will be nothing in it that will pant except for fish." ”

After hearing this, Lu Xun really gasped - this trick was learned from Second Brother Guan, and Second Brother Guan learned it from Jia Xu, the first "poisoner" of the Three Kingdoms. Since he is a poisoner, of course the scheme is infinitely poisonous. The water conservancy ecology of Soochow is so good, so can there be another Poyang Lake? Not a lot of words

"It's not appropriate, this trick is too ruthless, it hurts the heavens and the heavens." Lu Xun waved his hand again and again, and even looked at Li Wei with different eyes.

…… How can I say it, it does hurt the heavens and the peace - Second Brother Guan hung up not long after using this trick, and he died unexpectedly.

"This poem is not in harmony with the rhythm, but it is in line with the rhyme, and it is elegant and elegant...... The poem is not bad—but it hurts the heavens and the peace. Lu Xun said: "Besides, we only have a thousand people here, and when the water of the Yangtze River is dug up, it will take ten days and half a month to say the least--the order of the Metropolitan Governor is to settle the battle within three days, and my idea is to finish the work in one day." ”

“…… Bo Yan, you are very bad. Li Wei looked at Lu Xun, and the face of the other party Zhengtai showed more and more the demeanor of a famous general--bad must be bad: "It is clear that there is a plan - just now he was angry with Gan Xingba, and now he is playing tricks on me and Xingcai...... Forget about Xingcai, I'm older than you? Quite a few words"

"Lord, what do you mean by me?" Xingcai shouted dissatisfied--Actually, she is a real royal sister at her mental age, although she is not qualified.

"We've got a plan or two - you just need to help." As he spoke, Lu Xunzhi raised his head proudly and said, "Everyone is ready to act - go and call Gan Xingba back to me, and we will prepare to go on the expedition immediately."

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Second Update...... Today's four watches

Book a commuter pass two days later, that is, on the 28th

…… Title? The title fits the content very well, and as for thinking crookedly, it's because it's impure

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