Chapter 178: Let Your Mouth Owe
At nine o'clock in the morning, Zhu Jiade hurried over, peeked inside the door, and looked at him without knowing that people thought he was trying to burglary.
Zhu Jiade slowly walked into the old house, and after entering the lobby, he saw Chen Haonan sitting cross-legged in the center of the lobby with his eyes closed, and there were still residual blood stains on his body.
Zhu Jiade didn't feel Chen Haonan's breathing, so frightened that he hurriedly retracted his hand, and the unbelieving tried again but still didn't feel the breathing, he sat on the ground and lowered his head and said with a bitter face: "Little master, why do you have to do it?" Now it's okay, put my life in, let me tell others. ”
Just when Zhu Jiade was still sighing there, someone patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, old Zhu, what are you doing sitting here." ”
Zhu Jiade instinctively took over and said: "I'm thinking about things, you say ...... now" Zhu Jiade suddenly looked up and saw Chen Haonan looking at him sincerely.
"Ghost, don't come here, I didn't kill you, you don't look for me if you have a debtor, don't look for me, don't worry, I definitely have a lot of your remuneration, by the way, we haven't negotiated the price yet, how about a million, I'll give you a million at home, and then burn a truckload of dead coins for you, you let me go." Zhu Jiade was so frightened that he kept begging for mercy.
Chen Haonan looked at him with black lines on his face and thought: "I can't help but be scared when I wipe it, I just held my breath for a while, so I was scared like this bear." ”
Chen Haonan explained helplessly: "Don't scream, don't invite real ghosts." I'm a big living person, not a ghost, I just played a joke with you, who knows if you can't help but be scared or not. ”
When Zhu Jiade heard Chen Haonan say this, he stopped his voice and looked at Chen Haonan. Slowly got up and trembled and walked to Chen Haonan's side to probe his snort and feel his heartbeat, and Zhu Jiade, who noticed that he had made a big fuss, blushed and said, "I probed your snort just now, and I thought you were dead." ”
Chen Haonan smiled: "I just sensed that you were coming, and I held my breath and made a joke with you, who knew if you were so scared or not." ”
Zhu Jiade said speechlessly: "Master, you really know how to play, by the way, what's going on." ”
Chen Haonan patted his chest and said, "You don't look at who is out of the way." It's easy for me to get a little thing like that. ”
Zhu Jiade looked at the blood stains on Chen Haonan's body and said with a little suspicion: "Really, how can I look at you so embarrassed." ”
Chen Haonan looked at his body and said casually: "Haven't you heard of hot-blooded men?" That's the proof of me being a hot-blooded man. ”
"Is there any necessitating relationship?"
"Didn't you?"
"Is there one?"
"Look at my pure eyes and say."
Zhu Jiade, who couldn't stand Chen Haonan's so-called pure eyes, decided not to waste time on this, so he changed the topic: "Then in general, you got things done." ”
"It's a drop."
"Then this won't happen in my house anymore."
"Not guaranteed."
"Why, didn't you say you were done?"
Chen Haonan's face stepped forward and almost touched Zhu Jiade's nose, and said quietly: "Then you said that the country shoots so many murderers every year, why are there so many murders every year." ”
Zhu Jiade took two steps back without leaving a trace and said, "You mean that you have done this guy." But there's still the possibility that something else will come over. ”
Chen Haonan snapped his fingers and said: "It's true, for example, those lonely souls and wild ghosts are like those homeless people in society, wandering around and playing, if one day there are a few "good brothers" who think that your old mansion can better set off their handsome and chic or beautiful appearance." Do you think they're going to come in and stay for two days? Can you guarantee that they will not plan to stay permanently after a few days? ”
Zhu Jiade has no common sense in this regard, but someone swears so much. Well, Zhu Jiade was really scared, so Zhu Jiade decided to ask the expert in front of him for help: "So, do you have any solution?" ”
Chen Haonan was shocked and said: "I'll rub, who am I Brother Haonan, okay, wait until I invite you a god statue, which god statue do you want to invite." ”
Zhu Jiade thought for a moment and said, "Please ask the King of the Earth to be the Bodhisattva." ”
After hearing this, Chen Haonan wanted to beat him, but in line with the fact that the customer is God, although this God will be beaten again, he took a deep breath and Chen Haonan forced himself to smile and said: "You said that I am a Taoist priest to invite the King of Jizo, one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism." What do you say about the success rate. ”
Zhu Jiade thought for a while and looked at someone's "smile", and quickly said: "Then please ask the Taoist immortals." You are the expert and listen to you. ”
Chen Haonan touched his chin and thought for a while: "I'll invite you to black and white impermanence, white impermanence Xie Qiye and black impermanence Fan Eighth Master, these two are the ten yin commanders of the underworld, according to Chinese parlance, they are the commanders of the military region, they are awesome." ”
Zhu Jiade rubbed his hands and said: "Since he is the commander of the military region, he must be very busy, can you change it." ”
I'll rub it, please ask a god statue and be so picky.
Chen Haonan explained: "Although it is impossible to stay in your house all the time when people are busy with affairs, but there are many younger brothers under them, and then send a little brother to come over to do business, if there are any lonely souls and wild ghosts and the like, they will drive you away, if you can't do it, you can also move the rescuers, people are more junior brothers, you can invite other immortals, but it is just a spell in your house basically don't ask you, but it is very white and impermanent, you think about who is the most idol in China's own house, isn't it Sanqing Daozun, If you come to the Buddha or something, but please black and white impermanence is basically not, what is this is the mind, as long as you worship every day at home, this is a book of great benefits, what else do you have to hesitate. ”
Zhu Jiade thought for a while and gritted his teeth and said, "Just do as you say, what do you say you want to do?" ”
Chen Haonan said: "You go and let people make a black and white impermanent statue, and then come to me after you do it, and I will open the light." ”
Zhu Jiade nodded and said, "Okay, I know, I'll find someone to do it today." ”
Chen Haonan: "Well, that's it, by the way, our business is one yard to one yard, I will solve this matter for you, you can stay for another night in the evening, if it's okay, you will send the money to my Bank of China card number, my card number is *********************." ”
After hearing this, Zhu Jiade said embarrassedly: "Master, how much does this money cost?" ”
Chen Haonan was surprised: "Huh! Didn't you just say a million? ”
Zhu Jiade slapped his mouth: "Let your mouth owe." (To be continued.) )