Chapter 001 Don't give money for dinner, what are you waiting for, cut him!
Jiao Yingying's voice came in, and there was a bit of ridicule in and out of her words.
Bao Yuan really wanted to slap himself to death.
All the Chinese in the world don't want to bump into acquaintances when they are embarrassed, in this situation, there is really no place to hide the face, if the head can easily drill into the crotch, Bao Yuan will stuff his own head into the crotch and die directly. Oh, especially in this situation, you said that you met an acquaintance in a scenic hotel, or a beauty, and rushed to his mother's meal, you are not welcome to say a few words, it is not suitable, it is very inappropriate.
"Yo, it turned out to be a beautiful woman Fang, such a coincidence......" Bao Yuan said very embarrassedly.
The person who came was none other than the woman who was with Du Muqing on the train five years ago, Fang Yujie.
Du Muqing hung up the phone and tried to find a way, Bao Yuan saw Fang Yujie's smile on her lips, and her heart was sour.
"Bao Yuan, hehe, hehe, Qiao, why are you here, dirty, where are the clothes on your body?" Fang Yujie strode in, looked up and down, looked at Bao Yuan with a smile and said, "Bao Yuan, I haven't been able to contact you and Xiaoqing for many years, good boy, where did you kidnap my best friend, how is she now, are you two okay?" Why aren't you together? ”
"Eh, how do you know we're getting better?" Bao Yuanyan couldn't help but say a nonsense.
"Bullshit, I have such an iron relationship with Mu Qing, you two are on the train and the king is on the mung bean, I won't know, haha!" Fang Yujie pointed at Bao Yuan as she spoke.
"Hey, hey, I said boy, fuck fuck, did you get the fucking money. Damn, I'm fucking poor and still filming my mother-in-law here. What the hell, hurry up and get the money out of your mother's balls. The phone call lasted for half an hour, and not a single one of the two hundred oceans (two hundred yuan) could be ......" The boss snatched the phone and said viciously.
"What's going on?" Fang Yujie asked with a puzzled expression.
"No, no, nothing ......"
Bao Yuanzai looked at Fang Yujie carefully, she hadn't seen Xiao Nizi change much in five years, she was still beautiful and radiant, and Bao Yuan's eyes and heart were grunting at the same time. With a smile on his face, he said: "Fang Da Beauty, we probably probably think it may seem like we haven't seen each other for five years, you are getting more and more beautiful, what, come to Liupan Mountain for a tour, en, en, en, en......" Bao Yuan talked a lot of nonsense, and wanted to talk about borrowing money for the rivers and lakes. But I can't get it.
"Yes, you thorn is getting more and more like a migrant worker, haha!"
"Well, like like like. Eh, it's not like, Lao Tzu was also a material for migrant workers...... "The more Bao Yuan said, the lower his voice became.
"Female. Are you his friend? The boss asked.
"yes, what's wrong?" Fang Yujie responded coldly. She had already heard her boss speak badly.
"It's good, it's good to be friends. If it's a friend, please give the account to Lao Tzu to settle it, not much, two hundred oceans! The boss said that he held out his hand and made a gesture of asking for an account.
Bao Yuan really wanted to slap the table and say, damn it, isn't it just a hero falling into the grass, and he is angry, if you are like this again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will draw you a fake money. Bao Yuan knew in his heart that he had obtained a magic skill in Liupan Mountain, and he really wanted to draw a few red boards to try, and he also thought about using his mind to change a few red boards to try, he was afraid that he would be like Zhang Xiaotian in the future, and everything he ate would taste like a dead man's ginger water.
"He doesn't give money for dinner, it's easy to say, it's easy to say......"
When Bao Yuan heard this, he was very grateful, thinking that Fang Yujie must know what was going on, so he could save himself from asking for help and solve it. Who knows, Fang Yujie smiled evilly, and added to the boss: "Boss, stupid you, he has never given money for eating with a prickly head, what are you waiting for, cut him, cut him, haha......"
", boy, dare you to make fun of Lao Tzu, okay, I want to taste Lao Tzu's iron fist, okay, Lao Tzu will let you taste enough!" The boss grabbed Bao Yuan and stretched out his hand to hit him.
The fist didn't hit Bao Yuan's face, but the boss kept screaming.
"Ah~"
Fang Yujie shouted, and her handsome pink face was like red paint, and she immediately turned her back.
"Poof~"
Bao Yuan was really a little crying and laughing, I saw the mercenary grabbing the boss's wrist with one hand, the boss's hand was pinched and almost deformed, the bones rattled, and the boss instantly changed from arrogance to a big fat sweat, and hurriedly said: "Hey, buddy, buddy, there is something to say, something to discuss, brother, brother, isn't it two hundred yuan, can't do it, can't make it, it hurts, it hurts, ......it hurts, it hurts."
"Fool, forget it, forget it!"
Bao Yuanjue's reason, if you don't give money after eating, it's not appropriate to hurt people, Bao Yuan is a bastard, but not an unreasonable bastard.
"Poof~"
All the tourists who ate gathered their eyes, some laughed on their backs, some slapped the table and coaxed, some praised their good figures, some praised the mercenaries for their big words, and a few non-mainstream women actually whistled, and the digital high list anti-camera and mobile phone clicked and clicked, shouting and shouting, which was more lively than meeting a living celebrity.
It turned out that the mercenary saw that Bao Yuan, the master, was about to be beaten, and hurriedly came to the rescue, but he was in a hurry, and the autumn clothes wrapped in his lower body fell off the ground, and he was bare.
Bao Yuan's face was also red.
The boss's wrist seemed to be pinched by steel tongs, and it hurt so much that he couldn't help but laugh.
I've seen a lot of people eating overlord meals, and I haven't really seen people who eat overlord meals like this.
"Fool, get dressed quickly...... Oh no, put on the autumn coat quickly......" Bao Yuan said with a white face.
"Bao Yuan, thorn head, this big man with hepatitis is your friend, he is so taste......less at first glance," Fang Yujie said angrily with a back face.
The mercenary wrapped his autumn coat around his waist again, and the butt groove was still looming.
"Fang Da beauty, see the smile, see the smile, eh, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, don't damage Lao Tzu, take some money out for Xiaoqing's sake, Lao Tzu is embarrassed and thrown home this time, by the way, don't mention it to Mu Qing." Bao Yuan said aggrievedly.
"Give."
Fang Yujie handed over 5,000 yuan with her face behind her back, and said angrily: "Bao Yuan, you are a big thorn, shame, you are so ashamed, Mu Qing is really blind when she looks at you, fortunately I didn't take a fancy to you." ”
Bao Yuan took out three hundred yuan and threw it to the boss, and said politely: "Dude, it hurts, I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed, brother, I'm not a good person, but I'm definitely not a good person, let alone a good person who gives money for dinner, speaking of which, my brother is a good person, it's best to be polite when I meet a good person like my brother, take the extra money, don't look for it, if you have any clothes, hurry up and get a few pieces for my brother......"
The boss knew that he had met a practitioner, and he didn't dare to make a sound, and said in his heart: "Mother, what a mess, you can be a good person." He took out a few tattered overalls from the bar and threw them on the table.
Leave the hotel.
Bao Yuan looked at Fang Yujie gratefully: "Fang Da Beauty, thank you, thank you, I will definitely pay back this money, if it weren't for you, my old face would have no place to rest......" In fact, what Bao Yuan wanted to say was, mother, if you didn't have that more mouth, would my foolish brother be able to drop his pants, this embarrassment has 90% of your sins, damn."
"Don't be polite with me, who is with me and Mu Qing, okay, bring me a good one when I meet Mu Qing."
"Well, it must be, I will pay back this money as soon as possible." Bao Yuan wants to say, if he bumps into you, he will return it, but if he can't bump into you, just wait.
"Thorn, you have to treat Mu Qing well, if you dare to be sorry for her, be careful that I pick your skin."
"You don't need to say this, it's also a matter of restraint, hehe!" Bao Yuanxin said: "You don't have to worry about Lao Tzu's affairs, and you can't take care of it." ”
"Okay, let's go......"
Fang Yujie smiled brightly, didn't say a word superfluous, turned around and left, the sun shone on the beautiful figure, Fang Yujie was slightly inferior to Du Muqing in appearance, and she also liked to tease, like Bao Yuan, a little prickly, but Bao Yuan was still very intoxicated when she looked at her back. Men are fascinated by all kinds of women, perhaps this is nature.
Bao Yuan was about to leave, but he thought about it violently.
Du Muqing once said that the time she got on the train was also a ghost, and she bumped into Bao Yuan's thorn without any warning, and her love was a mess.
Bao Yuan looked at Fang Yujie's gradually disappearing figure, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong with Fang Yujie.
Where it is, Bao Yuan can't say.
Bao Yuan wondered if Fang Yujie would be the release of the spirit? Could it be the woman who delivered the letter in the teahouse?
It's not very similar, there are too many coincidences in the world, and it doesn't mean that Fang Yujie's appearance in Liupan Mountain is linked to Shi Ling, the woman who sent the letter, and the woman who transmitted the sound for thousands of miles.
Bao Yuan shook his head undeniably, patted the mercenary's strong bronze body, and walked towards the station.
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village.
Bao Yuan found that something was wrong, his house was gone, it had become a construction site, and a large group of workers were busy before and after, looking like they were building a house. A familiar figure shuttled through the crowd, the rickety figure was much taller than in previous years, and his face was also full of happy smiles, which he had only seen twice in his life.
That person was his father Bao Guisheng.
The first time those two smiles were when Du Muqing helped knock down the Yang bastard, Bao Yuan had seen his father laugh behind his back.
This time, he was in front of people, smiling like a flower.
Bao Yuan was in a daze, and when he didn't know what was going on, he only heard someone shouting: "Guisheng, Xiaoyuan is back, haha, Xiaoyuan is back, Xiaoyuan, your family is really magnificent, you are going to change to a three-story small western-style building, no, no, no, I heard that this is not called a small western-style building, this is called a villa, I have seen this kind of house in the province, that is where the big boss lives, and the county has built this kind of house for your family, haha, Guisheng, Xiaoyuan is back......"
Rich, living deep in the mountains and having distant relatives.
There is no money, and no one asks about being in a busy city. (To be continued......)
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