Chapter 319: He Ye Comes to Beat Soy Sauce
"Bang!"
The voices of the two old men came, and before I could get excited, I heard a bang, and the tongue around my neck suddenly retracted.
It was only when I breathed a sigh of relief that I saw that the old woman's tongue had been labeled with a talisman, forcing her to give up her attack on me.
"Hah...... ...... "I half-squatted on the ground and gasped for breath, the voices of the two old men just now kept echoing in my mind, and I looked towards the door with some excitement.
At this moment, there were two old men standing at the door, one was the old cleaner man I met in Century City, he was shrewd, he was wearing a Zhongshan suit, his mouth was full of gray beard, he looked at me and said, "Young man, meet again, look who I brought back for you." ”
The white-bearded old man's voice was extremely penetrating, and for a while, except for Liu Ge, the reincarnation king who couldn't be separated from God, everyone turned their heads and looked at the two people at the door.
The white-bearded old man looked at me with a grin, but I didn't look at him much and all my attention was on the old man next to him.
The old man was dressed in a mess, and a cloth bag was around his waist, which seemed to be full of things, but although the clothes were messy, they were very hurried, and there was not a trace of dust.
There were wisps of wrinkles on his forehead, covered by a layer, and under his forehead were two pairs of piercing eyes, which exuded a fox-like cunning essence, and the nose under the eyes was like a grave, towering high.
Under the bridge of his nose, his mouth is laughing, others are smiling without showing their teeth, but he is good, showing all his teeth, the upper and lower rows of yellow teeth, looking a little disgusting, but there is no sense of disobedience.
"Hehe, Xiaolong, long time no see, don't you miss the old man?" The old man laughed and said, "You don't have to speak, I know you miss me, hehe~"
"Old man, you're finally here." He Ye, do you know, I think about you all the time, if it weren't for you, an old man, I wouldn't be as miserable as I am today.
"Hmph, two more people won't help!" The dead old woman who stepped aside didn't mean to spare me, her claws turning into horrible zombie-like nails at some point, stabbing me in the heart.
"You old woman, you really don't know what to do!" He Ye snorted coldly, "It's moving under my He Zitian's nose, I don't want to live!" ”
", He Zitian! He Ye. The county commander exclaimed, "I've heard the name for a long time, damn!" Finally seeing you. ”
"Smell your sister, watch your step." Yishui suddenly jumped to the county order from the side, and a charm in his hand flew to the feet of the county order, and a small snake fell in response.
Li Wei couldn't be distracted at the moment, even if He Ye came, he just glanced at it lightly, and then continued to start arranging the formation.
While the county order and Yishui were talking, He Ye didn't know when he took out a charm in his hand and pasted it on his own head, and suddenly he was like a god, and the two old legs ran violently, and ran to my side in just three seconds.
At the same time, the old woman's fingers just reached my chest, He Ye smiled faintly, took out a bottle from his pocket and shook it, and all the water in it was sprinkled on the old woman's hand.
"Ahh
The old woman screamed, and smoke rose from all ten of her fingers.
"Xiaolong, this is your original boy urine, I can't imagine that it is quite brave." He Ye stood in front of me and said, "Anyway, this JJ Xiaopo's pee is quite powerful." ”
Uncle, at this time, the old man didn't forget to make fun of me, I raised my finger from behind, poked him twice in the ass and said: "Old man, what are you talking nonsense, I pee with pulsation, and you have a mineral water bottle in your hand, are you sure it's mine?" ”
"Hey, you forgot when we your great-grandfather?" The old man didn't reply, he still liked to say a hey word before he spoke, and he was still so obscene when he was like this.
As soon as he said this, I remembered that after dealing with my great-grandfather for the first time, that night He Ye said that he was going to our hometown to deal with the trouble left by my great-grandfather, and in order to let me pee more on him just in case.
At that time, I couldn't spread it, so I went to buy several bottles of mineral water for me to drink, and while drinking, I gave me things like the five disadvantages and three shortcomings of popular science, which was not a good thing, so I didn't say it at first.
"Ahem...... It's not the right time for you to catch up......," said the old woman, in a cold tone, "am I really jealous!" ”
When the old woman had finished speaking, her hands suddenly plunged into her own chest.
"You old woman who is not a human or a ghost, you were so ruthless when I was a child, I couldn't imagine that after decades, you are still like this." He Ye said unhurriedly, "I have never been jealous when you are jealous, I think you are a little more advanced than jealous, huh...... At best, it's a soy sauce beater! ”
"Poof......" The old man stood in front of me, and said a long list of words, which actually made me laugh.
"He Ye, well done, this old woman is indeed making soy sauce, don't ask me why." The county commander was yelling while attacking those little snakes with a charm, but I saw that he still had something unfinished, but because Liu Yaoxi was trapped by the big white snake, he rushed to the rescue.
"This kid is a bit interesting, and he's still a yin vein." The old man said, "Much better than you." ”
"Okay, Zitian, don't talk nonsense, don't beat that old woman, what are you waiting for, the cold dishes should be hot in a while." The old man who was standing at the door stroked his white beard and glanced at the broken limbs lying around in the venue, and he was not disgusted, so he didn't know where to take out a wine gourd and began to pour wine into his mouth.
After listening to the words of the old man of the cleaner, He Ye put away a somewhat sly smile, quickly took out an ink fountain from his pocket, and asked me to stretch out my right hand and wrap it around my right middle finger several times, muttering some incantation while wrapping it.
I am very familiar with the spell, I seem to have heard it, and after thinking about it carefully, I remembered that when I dealt with my great-grandfather, the old man also took this ink fountain out and bounced the line on the wall to prevent my great-grandfather from turning into a corpse and rushing out to hurt us.
The incantation was quickly finished, and after he removed the ink fountain line from my hand, I had a few more black streaks of ink fountains on my middle finger, which looked a little weird, like a black ring.
"Poof!"
Suddenly there was a sound of blood spurting, and I raised my head to follow the sound, only to see that the old woman standing opposite us had actually gouged out her heart from her left chest.
Her heart was in her hand, still beating and trembling.