Chapter 22: I promise you don't even know your mother
Chapter 22 promises not to even know your mother
Early in the morning, Lin Feng played Tai Chi in the backyard, or held the Luoyun Sword and danced Tai Chi swordsmanship.
You can't blame Lin Feng, he was too excited, especially since this excitement couldn't be released, so he could only press it in his heart.
Therefore, Lin Feng urgently needed to use this method to vent the raging flame in his heart.
On the other side, Fang Qiaoxue sat on the threshold, leaning against the porch and looking at Lin Feng who was dancing vigorously, her face was full of happy smiles, and she blushed slightly, especially when she saw the big tent that Lin Feng had been staring at underneath.
Thinking of the huge and ugly guy she saw yesterday, Fang Qiaoxue suddenly felt a heat rise from her abdomen, making her whole body a little soft and hot.
Anyway, after a long time last night, the shy Fang Qiaoxue protected the last forbidden place, and pulled Lin Feng to talk to his heart, wanting to know Lin Feng's past.
For a while, Lin Feng, who was excited in his heart, was open-mouthed, except for the ridiculous fact that he was from another world, and Chen Yuxin's matter was not said, all other things were revealed.
This includes the master's final explanation, which cannot be broken before forming a divine sense.
Therefore, Lin Feng was tragic, and the little lady who was about to take it down began to resist desperately, guarding the last forbidden place and not letting Lin Feng encroach on it.
In the end, he pulled out the white rainbow sword, that is, Fang Qiaoxue's saber, and put it between the two.
Put a sharp unsheathed sword next to you when you sleep, isn't that a headlight in the toilet - looking for death.
Lin Feng felt that his little Lin Feng was cold for a while, and he wilted directly, so he persuaded and persuaded him, and finally made the most vicious oath before Fang Qiaoxue put away the Bai Hong Sword.
As for this oath, it can be seen from an old Taoist priest who was sitting on the street, setting up a small stall, obscenely observing the thighs of those beautiful women who were rushing to work, but suddenly the stool under his buttocks cracked for no reason, became two halves, and fell to the ground.
Lin Feng didn't know that someone in another world was scolding and scolding himself, and at this time, he was honestly holding the shy Fang Qiaoxue and falling asleep.
"Daoist Lin, Miss Fang, the master asked me to call you for breakfast."
After a while, a servant ran over and greeted them respectfully.
Lin Feng nodded, put the Luoyun Sword into the house, and then led the shy Fang Qiaoxue and ran to the dining hall.
This time, Lin Feng's eating was much more normal, although the amount was a little larger than everyone's, but fortunately, there was no terrifying scene of eating ten bowls of dinner in one go like yesterday.
After eating, with a wipe of his mouth, Lin Feng burped, then pulled Fang Qiaoxue to stand up and arched his hand at Master Sun.
"Master Sun, you can let the old man prescribe a few pairs of nourishing medicines to take in this body, and after two days of interruption, it's time to leave."
"Oh, Daoist Lin is leaving, don't you stay for a few more days? Could it be that there is a place where the contemptible people are not well entertained? ”
Master Sun hurriedly stood up and walked over, opening his mouth to keep the two of them.
"No, no."
Lin Feng hurriedly waved his hand, and Master Sun saw that Lin Feng and the two of them were definitely going, so he didn't stop them, but said to Lin Feng again: "Daoist Lin waits here a little longer, I'll come when I go." ”
Lin Feng nodded and said yes, but his heart bloomed, and he knew with his ass that this product was for himself.
At that time, before helping him exorcise ghosts, the old man said that the money in front was just a deposit, and there was still in the back.
Although the situation was urgent at that time, Lin Feng didn't say much, but he actually kept thinking about it in his heart, after all, who would be afraid of having more money.
"Sun Xing Sun Wang, you two will follow Miss Fang and them in the future, you must protect her safety."
"Yes, father."
As soon as Master Sun left, Lin Feng's triumphant heart was suddenly poured with cold water, and he hurriedly protected Fang Qiaoxue behind his back, puffing out his cheeks and glaring at Sun Xiaotian.
Your uncle, you still beat my little wife's idea!
Suddenly remembered that Fang Qiaoxue said yesterday that this Sun Xiaotian was her father's friend, Lin Feng hurriedly turned his head to look at the beauty behind him with a bitter face, expecting her not to agree.
What he didn't know was that at the moment when he turned around, Sun Xiaotian also bowed to Fang Qiaoxue, and the meaning on his face was also pleading, princess, you can go, but I must send someone to protect it, if it is really known by your father, at least I still have the duty to protect the princess, otherwise I am afraid that the head of my Sun family will not be enough to cut off.
Fang Qiaoxue nodded, Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this little girl and herself cherished each other and understood what I meant.
As soon as Fang Qiaoxue spoke, Lin Feng was forced to be bitter, and turned his head to glare at Sun Xiaotian and his two sons fiercely.
"Okay, thank you, Uncle Sun."
Paralyzed, when he thought of carrying two light bulbs surnamed Sun on the road, Lin Feng was very unhappy in his heart, although he was not afraid of ears, but this little wife was too violent, and her strength was stronger than herself, and now it was really hard to directly deny her intentions, at most, she could only stretch out her thief hand to make a mistake and punish her.
After a while, Master Sun came back, carrying a small cloth bag in his hand and giving it to Lin Feng.
Lin Feng took it unceremoniously and put it on the mat, at least one hundred taels, this old man Sun is really generous.
Lin Feng pulled Fang Qiaoxue back to the guest room with a lewd smile, although Lin Feng had a Qiankun bag, but he still needed to clean it up, and Fang Qiaoxue had always asked to change his clothes before he was willing to go out.
After entering the room, Lin Feng locked the door, pulled Fang Qiaoxue to the edge of the bed and sat down, flipped it up in his Qiankun bag, and after a while, he took out a few coarse cloth strips.
But it was the small robes he wore before, and he handed them directly to Fang Qiaoxue, and said in a low voice: "Put it on." ”
"Oh!" Fang Qiaoxue responded obediently immediately, thinking that Lin Feng was taking the silver silk scarf that he put away last time.
As soon as she thought of the silver silk scarf, Fang Qiaoxue's face turned red again, it was her own personal thing, and she was still wrapped there, and she was actually taken away by this disciple.
"Blushing what, wear it quickly."
Lin Feng looked at Fang Qiaoxue who was staying there with some confusion, "Do you still want your husband to serve you, say it earlier, come." ”
Fang Qiaoxue was as white as Lin Feng, snatched his clothes, and put them on himself.
It's not bad, this robe is relatively loose, and after wearing it, except for the chest position is too prominent, you can't see the shape of the body in other places.
But it's done enough, Lin Feng's hand is still holding some foundation eyebrow pencil or something, originally I was going to find a wolf pen to paint Fang Qiaoxue and change her appearance, but I didn't expect to turn it over and find some new things, this old guy is really perverted, there are still things for women, and there are a lot of them, there are more than half of the boxes.
"What is this?" Seeing Lin Feng holding a delicate little brush and drawing on his face, although Fang Qiaoxue didn't resist, she couldn't help the curiosity in her heart.
Lin Feng smiled strangely, and then said: "This is a magical treasure, I promise to help you change your face, even your mother doesn't know it." ”
After a while, in the guest room of the Sun family, there was a sudden scream and scolding.
"Ahh Stinky Forest Wind, you give me death. ”
really didn't even know her mother, Fang Qiaoxue looked at the bronze mirror and found that she didn't know herself printed in the bronze mirror.
On the other side, Lin Feng directly covered his stomach and laughed on the ground.
If Fang Qiaoxue was compared to Xi Shi before, then now after being tinkered with by Lin Feng for a while, it is estimated that even Dong Shi and Sister Feng are not comparable.
The face is still the delicate melon seed face, but it is yellow, pockmarked and black moles, the eyes are big and small, and the mouth is still crooked.
Fang Qiaoxue couldn't imagine that there was really such an ugly person in this world? Now that I know it's fake, I have an urge to die.
"Qiaoxue, don't make trouble, no matter what you become, it's my most beautiful and favorite Qiaoxue, ......"
After making trouble for a while, Lin Feng affectionately straightened Fang Qiaoxue's face and said, but in the end, he still didn't hold back, and as a result, he was beaten again.
Finally, Lin Feng carried the Luoyun Sword with a blue nose and swollen face, and walked outside with one hand holding Fang Qiaoxue, who had been covering his face with a Taoist robe and not daring to see anyone.
At the location of the gate, the people of the Sun family were there, and seeing Lin Feng approaching, Master Sun hurriedly greeted him.
"The carriage is ready, Daoist Lin and Miss Fang are leaving, remember to come and sit when you have time in the future, the Sun family will always welcome you, oh yes, Miss Fang, what's wrong?"
"Oh, it's nothing, she's looking at the spacious door of your house, and she's a little embarrassed."
Yes, it was really a spacious gate, and the sawdust and iron sheets were cleaned up, but the gate was not installed yet, only the threshold remained, and it looked a little bare.
There were also some housekeepers standing at the door, apparently to guard the door and not let others in.
"It's okay, it's okay, thanks to this gate, if you don't despise this little life, it is estimated that you will already be taken away by Lord Yama."
"Okay, let's not talk about it, Master Sun, let's go first."
Fang Qiaoxue was already rebelling, Lin Feng hurriedly led her out, and a carriage and three horses were prepared outside, and they were being led by the two surnamed Sun at this time.
Lin Feng looked at these two guys with displeasure on his face, sent Fang Qiaoxue into the carriage, and sat directly in front of him, playing the role of a groom.
"Master Sun, I'm leaving."
"Daoist Lin walks slowly, and Miss Fang, I will have time to come and see it in the future, Sun Xing and Sun Wang, remember to protect the two of them."
"It's grandpa, grandpa, father and mother, the child has said goodbye."
The brothers Sun Xing and Sun Wang were not pretentious, they said goodbye to their relatives and elders, and went directly to their horses, and the other one was led by one of them.
"Drive!" The carriage began to move, after all, this was still the town, and Lin Feng drove the horse forward slowly, and at the same time he was secretly thinking in his heart.
Did you go to Luowan Village and pick up Chen Yuxin.
After a while, Lin Feng shook his head and sighed.
After Qiao Xue and Yu Xin met, would they have an unpleasant quarrel, and since Lin Feng and Chen Yuxin had said goodbye, it meant that the fate of the two had not yet arrived, and Lin Feng didn't want to break into each other's lives again.
I hope there will be opportunities in the future. Lin Feng looked at the road in front of him, the reins in his hand were raised high, and finally fell on the horse's back.
"Driving ......"