Once upon a time, there was a man named Ye Gong who liked dragons very much, not only was his house full of paintings about dragons, but he also told everyone around him that he liked dragons, and then a dragon was very happy to hear this, and he appeared at Ye Gong's house to give Ye Gong a surprise, and then, Ye Gong was scared to death.

The above incident tells us a truth: don't really surprise someone because they say they like something, because what you give him is probably not a surprise but a fright, like someone now.

"Mom, I was wrong, I will never dislike you for giving me the name Zhang Wei in the future, this time I will go back alive and immediately get married and have children, don't look for any excitement, Mom!"

Zhang Wei was very excited, he swore that he had never been so exciting when he was so big! In the past, he always thought that the adrenaline rush would be a good thing, but today, life has once again taught him a truth - more plain to live longer!

The police car behind him was only a little more than ten meters away, and the rear window of the sports car was shattered by bullets, but thankfully, Zhang Wei's brain had not been punched out of the hole - but he felt that it was faster, and the fire on the pet store side was much more intense than in the back.

"The fire in front is much fiercer than in the back, and I will definitely be beaten into a sieve if I rush over!"

"Then why don't you turn around and fight with the police in the back?"

"I'll fight your sister!"

Zhang Wei felt like he was going crazy - in fact, in Doudou's opinion, he was already crazy by this time.

"Or you have five seconds left to make a third choice!"

"What?"

"Stab yourself with nail clippers!"

"I cǎo mud horse grass mud horse grass mud horse!"

In fact, after these two sentences were finished, Zhang Wei had no more than five seconds to pick out his nail clippers, so he could only rush towards the pet store with a ghostly howl, and plunged headlong into the battlefield of the two terminators.

When Zhang Wei's sports car rushed off the road, the female terminator with her back to the road had just blasted the governor away with a hand cannon. Looking from behind, the female terminator's sexy buttocks were really tempting, which made Zhang Wei's brain, which was already overstimulated, instantly filled with adrenaline, so he did something he always wanted to do but never dared to do - he used the big guy under him to push the female terminator from behind!

It's a spectacular spectacle!

The female terminator who had just blasted the governor away was blown out by Zhang Wei at the same angle and on the same route, and plunged headlong into the ruins where the governor collapsed without a trace.

"Zhang Wei, you can be regarded as a gentleman! How does it feel to be such a rough top beauty from the back road? ”

"It feels so cool!" If Zhang Wei had a mirror in front of him at this time, he would definitely be frightened by the hysterical face in the mirror, "If you don't give these girls some color, they don't know that my viagra is a pure master!" ”

"Come on, you will definitely become the second pure master of the Celestial Empire after Brother Zeng!"

"Smack, smack, smack, smack"

When Zhang Wei was still immersed in "the roughness of that shot" and couldn't extricate himself, the policeman chasing after him immediately used bullets to teach him how to be a man -- a white man's dream or something, just do it, it can't be true!

"Damn!"

There is no road ahead, but if he doesn't want his brain to be pierced by bullets, he Zhang Wei has to find a way out where there is no way! So after the male terminator and the female terminator, neither male nor female, it was the pure man of the terminator - Zhang Wei, who drove a sports car and stabbed into the pet store.

"I'm going to sue my mom for crashing my sports car into a wall, she's going to beat me up!"

"No, Auntie will praise you for being the first pure master of the Zhang family!"

"I won't trust Teddy again!" "Bang!"

I don't know if it's because the sports car of the American imperialism is too resistant to beating or their house is too scumbag, Zhang Wei drove the sports car and hit the gate headlong and didn't turn off the fire, and after the ghost howled and smashed the fragments of a house, he broke through the wall on the other side and rushed out, and then he stepped on the accelerator and stopped!

"Damn, that's!"

On the other plane, Doudou who watched this qiē as a movie was dumbfounded, this crazy Zhang Wei is even more pure than Brother Zeng!

"Smack, smack, smack, smack"

Although Zhang Wei was very manly and flew a female terminator, a gate and a wall, his amazing appearance still couldn't stop the two policemen behind him from chasing after him and putting guns! From this point of view, if the US imperialists let these two Uncle Sam come out to maintain peace from the beginning, then there will be something to do with Skynet in the future!

"Why don't you chase me and eat me on the front bar!"

Zhang Wei, who was delirious and nervous stimulated by adrenaline, started the deformed sports car again, turned the front of the car and was about to play "against the police" who caught up, but before he stepped on the accelerator, he heard a sharp whistling -

"Boom!"

The police car was hit by a rocket, which exploded into a big bonfire! Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and then reacted (are you sure it was a reaction and not a brain pump):

"This is what will happen to you viagra!"

Ignoring Zhang's insanity, of course, the police car could not have been blown up by him. Behind the "bonfire", the governor threw away the bazooka in his hand, took out a shotgun, and shouted at Zhang Wei:

"Take them away!"

"Who?"

The governor didn't have time to answer Zhang Wei's question, because the female terminator who was "pressed to the ground" by Zhang Wei got up again.

"John and Kate! Take John and Kate and run away! ”

"John and Kate? Aren't we in opposing camps? ”

"Oppose your sister! You just hit TX's ass with the front bar, are you going to stand with her! ”

"Damn, I almost forgot that I was backwater!"

Doudou, who was on the other plane, almost didn't use his head to smash a hole in the bed board.

"You idiot, you have too much chicken blood, you have burned your brain!"

Doudou is right, although adrenaline is not chicken blood, but the effect is almost the same, if the strange Shu millet in a white coat can dissect Zhang Wei at this time, he will definitely be able to come to the reliable conclusion that "this animal is adrenaline poisoned".

There are also benefits to burning out the brain, just like now, Zhang Wei saw the fierce scene of hand-to-hand combat between two machine qì people - a male machine and a female machine qì person, and his legs and stomach were not trembling! Under Doudou's prompting, Mali found Kate and John, and led the two people in the circle to get into the sports car that was driven as a tank, and Zhang Wei swaggered the car onto the road under the noses of the two terminators