The fat man was alone there babbling and thinking, listening to the cold sweat on my body one after another, to be honest, face to face with ghosts and demons, I am really not ambiguous, no matter how to say, we are also a junior Shenqing (Shenstick youth) who has been honed by several actual battles.

However, at this moment, looking at the fat man pretending to be a ghost alone in the middle of his neck, I was in a cold sweat along the back of my neck, it turned out that the feeling of watching people acting and entering the play by myself is really different, his uncle, dead fatty, you can make a long story short. If I hadn't seen your sticky affection for Lin Fei'er with my own eyes, I would have thought that your kid had a leg with this pseudo-mother's ghost.

I was spending my days in my heart like a fat man fried steak, turning over and scolding, I felt a cool air in the back of my head, I didn't say it well, just wanted to subconsciously fall down, the whole person a 361-degree Thomas spin, head-down upside down in the air.

As soon as I felt my ankles tighten, I was lifted upside down and thrown upside down to a nearby pine tree, which was half-dead, and some of its branches were broken, and by no coincidence, my trouser belt was about to hang on a broken branch only a few inches long, and I was hung upside down on the waist of the pine tree like a rag.

When I woke up and began to curse the street angrily and shouted to the fat man to come to my rescue, a gust of wind struck, and the forest, which was already full of dry floating soil and pine needles, was suddenly filled with dust, and people coughed.

After the yin wind, the fat man was not in a hurry to take me off, but looked behind me with straight eyebrows, his eyes were confused and charming, I fuck, what's the situation, it can't be some fox fairy or something, right?

I turned my head with great difficulty, and now the world in my eyes had been turned upside down, but in this upside-down vision, I saw a fair-skinned, handsome, emaciated young man in his 20s, dressed in a clean school outfit, looking at me coldly.

"Classmates, ** taught us at the 7,000-person conference that when dealing with our comrades, we should be honest and open-minded, don't hold your farts in your stomach, and let them out comfortably. I think that you, a classmate, are very forgetful, and you still need to strengthen your study, and you must carefully clean up the dust in the depths of your soul, and fight for selfishness. ”

The standard Beijing film accent, the orchid finger that was unconsciously revealed when he spoke, a pale young man with a straight aisle who appeared at a time or place where he shouldn't, ah, a black one in front of my eyes: "You, you are Xu Yujing...... Eldest brother? ”

"Don't call revolutionary comrades by the name of the decadent and declining feudal class, you are really incorrigible." Xu Yujing twisted her delicate waist, swayed and floated over, stretched out her hand and split the void, and the branch hanging from my trouser belt "clicked" and folded, and my "chirp" suddenly fell firmly on the ground raised by the hard stone: "Bang" is the sound of my small body smashing when it landed; "Chirp" is the ** sound that comes out of my mouth after I was squeezed together by all my internal organs, similar to a mouse caught in a mouse clip.

Ma forced,This pseudo-girl is really a freak who has been tempered by the Cultural Revolution.,Even the whole JB is so different,。

I cursed a dirty word in my heart with hatred, but after I got up, I was already full of smiles: "Comrade Xu Yujing, hello, hello, I have admired my name for a long time, I often hear the fat man mention you, I have wanted to come to see you for a long time, and I have not been able to spare time, so what, we don't know each other, this good guy is a good person, it is a pure misunderstanding, hehe"

I smiled dryly and Xu Yujing, thinking that a hero would not suffer the losses in front of him, and I would be a god in a harmonious society, and I would not be able to compete with the remnants of the Cultural Revolution.

Therefore, I searched my stomach and sold the limited knowledge and vocabulary of the Cultural Revolution in my stomach, for fear that that sentence was wrong and provoked Xu Yujing again, and then I was beaten by the immortal magic of beating cattle in the air.

Seeing my flattering face, Xu Yujing raised her neck and glared at me very hangingly, oops, I felt a surge of urine rushing down the soles of my feet to my brain, and goosebumps fell to the ground: This ** glance is too lethal.

Seeing that I was full of excitement, Xu Yujing was a little unhappy: "What are you doing, pretending to be a grandson there, what are you holding back?" ”

"No, really not, I just adore you very much, this time I see the real body, I am very impulsive...... Ah, no, it's very exciting, you see I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm speechless. "I was so scared by this pseudo-girl that I was about to cry.

The fat man was holding his arms on the side and selling orders to watch the excitement, seeing that Xu Yujing had squeezed me almost, so he twisted his fat ass and came over to relieve me: "Brother Xu, don't be surprised, this is my best buddy, he is very good, but he owes his mouth, I usually don't work hard to help him and save him, but the mud can't be on the wall, the gutter can't fry the fries, and the dead nature doesn't change, don't be like him, as the saying goes, good shoes don't step on stinky dogs...... What's that, hehe"

Seeing me staring at him with a murderous expression, the fat man didn't say that "" anyway, but you kid who looked at the fat man's face also had today's gloating expression, I gritted my teeth and secretly warned myself in my heart: The gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, dead fat man, you wait for me.

"Yifei, this big night, why are you here?" Xu Yujing ignored my quarrel with the fat man, and directly asked the fat man's intention.

"Well, I had a bit of an adventure with Kaizi recently, and here's how it happened...... the fat man picked up what he could say, mainly telling Xu Yujing about the two of us getting the soul beads, and then said that he wanted to return the spirit left by Xu Yujing in his body to him.

"Hey, these things in the world have nothing to do with me, and I don't want to know, you can keep that spirit, just now that I am in a state where even reincarnation is far away, is there any difference between being an idiot and not being an idiot?" Xu Yujing smiled sadly, looking lonely.

Thinking that these lonely souls of the Cultural Revolution are trapped in this "special zone" that is not under the jurisdiction of the Three Realms and Five Elements, they can neither fall into the reincarnation of the six realms, nor become immortals, they can only watch the sunrise and sunset here for the rest of their lives, read the changes in the world, and seem to jump out of the two worlds of yin and yang, but in fact they are subjected to spiritual torture, no wonder he has such a perverse temperament.

"Well, what, Brother Xu, I don't think you will be trapped here forever, because, the three major murder weapons in the world have been born, and the world will definitely encounter a catastrophe, but chaos can be brought under great control, just like the Cultural Revolution created a prosperous era of reform, I think, you may be able to seize this opportunity to eliminate karma, so as to return to the underworld and accept reincarnation." My heartfelt words seemed to move Xu Yujing, and although his expression was still very cold, his eyes had begun to soften slowly.

"I hope it's like what you said, yes, we did a lot of wrong things and hurt a lot of people back then, but can't so many years of solitary confinement still cancel out our mistakes? How long will Heaven punish us, 10,000 years, 100,000 years, until the earth is destroyed? Xu Yujing hissed, a layer of milky white vapor appeared on his face, and it seemed that the suppressed anger in his heart was about to burst.

The fat man and I looked at Xu Yujing, who was about to go crazy, and were silent, until he calmed down a little, and the fat man cautiously leaned over: "Brother Xu, take a breath and look at the gift I brought you." ”

This Xu Yujing has been dead for decades, and she is still panting, I looked at the fat man who was also a little frightened Meng Deng (Northeast dialect: meaning messed up square inches), and quickly pointed to the incense candles and burning paper placed in front of the grave, as well as those bottles of cosmetics, to divert Xu Yujing's attention.

Xu Yujing also noticed her gaffe, and smiled shyly: "Hey, I can make you laugh, what's wrong with me, what's the name of the two children with you, it's really, laughing to death, hehe"

Listening to Xu Yujing's laughter, my bladder tightened again, and I wanted to pee again.

Xu Yujing was not too interested in those incense candles and burning paper: "Hey, Xiaofei, what are you doing with these from afar, there is no yin market here, and I don't have any flowers." ”

However, after seeing those cosmetics, Xu Yujing was obviously happy, and kept asking the fat man which one is skin care and which one is hydrating, looking at one person and one ghost and two big men discussing cosmetics enthusiastically, I was really speechless and choked, and my head was full of black lines.

It's easy to wait for the two of them to stop, and I hurriedly asked: "Brother Xu, ask you something, what is going on in the northern pharmaceutical industry under the mountain, do you know?" ”

"Oh." Xu Yujing paused and said, "You know, Hades has agreed with us before, with the extension of Xiaogu Mountain as the boundary, we and the outside world do not interfere with the river water, so I don't know much about the affairs of the northern pharmaceutical industry, and although the northern pharmaceutical industry exudes an evil spirit, they are also very interesting and never come to disturb us, so, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you anything, but." ”

Xu Yujing said this, paused, and then looked at me and the fat man: "Recently, a group of warlocks who know the Tao method have come to the Northern Pharmaceutical Industry, and they are trying to change the direction of the underground river with evil magic. Although I don't know anything about spells, and I haven't seen the ten hells in the underworld, when I listen to the ghosts around me chatting, it seems that the gang of people in the northern medicine industry want to artificially imitate the blood pool hell, saying that it can awaken ghosts or something, but it's quite chaotic anyway. ”

Xu Yujing said it very easily, but the fat man and I couldn't be happy, why? Combined with the conclusion that Uncle Li said after seeing the topography of this area before that the feng shui here is a place to raise corpses, it seems that this northern medicine must be going to make some big moves in it, and it is very likely to be related to the undead legion of those Japanese ghosts.